Melbourne

[Engine Driver]

I've been really busy the past year with work so haven't had the time, energy or drive to be active on the mongering scene. Staring at a computer screen for 12 hours a day does give me a sore neck. Deciding I needed some attention, I tried out Saradar Thai Massage Joint on Burwood Road, Hawthorn East. What a waste of time and money that was. This place had absolutely nothing going for it. I mean nil, zero, nada, niente, zilch. Firstly, the place is ridiculously expensive. $80 for a straight massage. Secondly, the girls are all pig ugly. Thirdly, not a hope in hell of lightening the ball sack. In any case, you wouldn't want any of these girls handling your equipment. Forthly, the massage was dreadful. Fifthly, they use all of these fake marketing gimmicks to get you in the door, then deny you all the offers, claiming you are outside the validity period. Sixthly, if you want to use HICAPS to claim against insurance, well they use another set of prices for that. Isn't dual pricing illegal? And seventhly, the place was just so damn unfriendly. A smile wouldn't go astray and doesn't cost anything. So much for these criminals coming from the LOS.

What really pissed me off was just how fat, ugly and acne scarred all of the Thai girls were. I'm sure all of the massage joints and bar owners in Thailand have conspired to send the ugliest girls to Australia, as obviously we don't care. I kid you not, these massage girls at Saradar were so ugly that they wouldn't be allowed to sell rice in Thailand. I've been punting a long time and I can count on one hand the number of hot Thai girls I have seen in Australia.

[NewToTheScene]

Is Nikki the short chubby girl? Cheers Ausmann.

No that's Vicky. Nikki is a girl who grew up here, I suspect I she originates from Singapore. Slim with long straight hair.

[DingoD]

Bored and time on my hands on a Sunday afternoon so I thought I'd shop local and try a place that I have tried a few years back, and the few years back visit was very forgettable and waste of time and money, can't recall if I actually posted a field report back then or not.

Anyways, I digress, had seen Brunswick Rd place advertising a fair bit in various ads up on Locanto, under new management, all the bells and whistles, so I called and spoke to the mammasan owner, who assured me they have beautiful girls, that they provide VERY GOOD service and that I would leave happy.

So I headed over, after a couple of the presses of the doorbell, I'm ushered into a waiting area, think I interrupted someone half way through, greeted and show to waiting area by Asian female in a long t-shirt with nothing else on, thought ok things are looking on the up.

Short wait, then same lady comes and gets me, changes towel and asks how long I want to stay, I say "half an hour" pass her 2 x $50 notes, nothing is discussed but the knowing look I get seems to indicate that she knows what I came for, she disappears to go freshen up and then upon her return, off with the dress, introduces herself as Coco, lays down condom on side table and gets to work on massage.

Decent massage, good pre play with the balls and sensitive areas, then on the flip, gets condom ready and begins some ball and shaft licking. I tell her no condom and she seems perfectly fine with this request. Continues some good tongue action on balls, then works her way to the head and gleefully starts to give me a very decent BBBJ-I was ready to unload and did so pretty quick with a couple of minutes into her eager mouth-no pullback, and keep sucking away until I unloaded every drop! She then took a big spit into tissues, wipe down, and then proceeded to give me another 10 minutes of good decent massage.

All in all, good experience, Coco ain't Jen Hawkins but she provides a damn good service and with she was sucking away I had a couple of fingers going to work on her very moist pussy. I think it's a given that $100 gets you whatever you want here, which is fine by me, I'll be back to try some of the other Asian delights that work here.

Happy punting-DingoD.

[TuggerMan]

This wouldn't happen to be at the Rockdale Square shops, on Sydney Cres in Lalor? I saw an ad for a Massage place in this area and it's the only place I know that is across the road from the Lawn Bowls that you speak of and it's in Lalor not Thomastown, unless there is another one similar in Thomo.

Yes you are spot on lone punter.

It must be Lalor.

I liked the other Chinese woman who ran it.

Her name was Candy.

I don't suppose you know where she ended up?

[TheLonePunter]

Recently found a little place next to shops & the lawn bowls place in Thomastown not far from the station.

I must try to remember the street name next time.

Its run by an Asian lady (mid 40's) small body, fake tits with a saggy body.

She wears a body stocking with access to the usual bits at all times.

She is pretty much up for most things you ask for & had no problems with a full service for $70.

The service was pretty good & no reasonable request was refused.

No shower but the rooms were pretty clean.

WIR?

Possibly. I liked the other woman who used to run the shop.

This wouldn't happen to be at the Rockdale Square shops, on Sydney Cres in Lalor? I saw an ad for a Massage place in this area and it's the only place I know that is across the road from the Lawn Bowls that you speak of and it's in Lalor not Thomastown, unless there is another one similar in Thomo.

[OlderPlayer]

Have you been to Wild Jasmin Hastings?

How does it compare to Frankston (where I go?

Frankston extra rates in my experience (after ticket fee).

$20 clothed HJ.

$50 nude HJ.

And up from there is a grey area depending who you have and what kind of mood they are in or agenda they have (or maybe how Lyn drives them?

Although I have never had penetrative sex or BJ, covered or bareback.

Am I missing out?

Go back to post 8528.

I had a rant back then.

[OlderPlayer]

I have found it beneficial if what is on offer is talked about before I get undressed.

At this stage if nude is offered you get them naked for the 1/2 hour.

It better for me as my hands can go a wandering.

[Ausmann]

Went and visited Nikki at 483 Swanston. Stunning girl, but cold personality and decided to finish after 15 minutes after I was done. I asked for further neck massage and age replied "you do know this isn't a proper massage place right?" very mechanical, would not recommend.

Is Nikki the short chubby girl? Cheers Ausmann.

[NewToTheScene]

Went and visited Nikki at 483 Swanston. Stunning girl, but cold personality and decided to finish after 15 minutes after I was done. I asked for further neck massage and age replied "you do know this isn't a proper massage place right?" very mechanical, would not recommend.

[Ausmann]

Hi all, Got chatting to a massage girl on wechat, decided to pay them a visit today and just showed up soon after they had opened for the day, I was greeted by the mamasan and a young girl who happened to be at the counter, $50 for 30 min and was taken to the room by the young girl, I was asked to remove clothes and get on massage table as usual, the girl returns and I am about to get on the table I ask her about a topless massage, she told me ok we talk later, first the massage. Massage was really good, my back was a bit sore and she really got stuck into it, her English was pretty good and we were having a general chat, towards the end of the massage she gives a nice sensual massage near the sensitive area and I say to her I want to turn around, on the flip she asks what do you want, she said $30 or $50 extra, I said $50, that's nude with a very nice GFE, touching, enjoyed it very much, after the finish the clean-up was good and kissed good bye. This shop is a newly opened place in Burwood east, phone 88067864, close to a carwash, not the one opposite the car wash, this is just off Burwood Hwy, (sevenoaks road) very clean and tidy, only been opened three weeks I was told, I saw a young skinny girl Avy, very good massage and a nice set of boobs with that little body, WiR yes. Cheers.

[Runner8]

For all those who live down south or like to visit the seaside.

A new shop will be opening in Hastings VIC in a month.

Wild Jasmine.

This will be the second shop in the franchise.

The other being in Frankston.

BTW I have no affiliation with these shops except to say I am very satisfied with the Frankston shop.

Have you been to Wild Jasmin Hastings?

How does it compare to Frankston (where I go?

Frankston extra rates in my experience (after ticket fee).

$20 clothed HJ.

$50 nude HJ.

And up from there is a grey area depending who you have and what kind of mood they are in or agenda they have (or maybe how Lyn drives them?

Although I have never had penetrative sex or BJ, covered or bareback.

Am I missing out?

[Runner8]

Julie aka YuYu has been working here for many years. I think she is the manager of the place now. You say she only works 3 days a week. I'd be interested to know who works on the other days. For a long time she was the only person working there. Very friendly lady, but her very strong garlic breath is the main reason I haven't been back in more than a year.

I would say 2/10 ,massage and extra can be hit and miss. Depends what mood she is in. Sometimes I feel like she kicked me in the balls. Other times, she's wet, it's working and I wonder why I didn't just try to fuck her before she finished me! She sells low and makes her money on volume. Sometimes she goes between guys in separate rooms trying to move everybody on and make space for the next.

Julia is the only worker I have ever seen there. And first I have heard that she only works three days. I remember she was there on a boxing day once.

$40 clothed HJ.

$50 if you want to be nice to her but do pop her tits out and play under her pants.

$50 nude if she has someone waiting and she wants to move you on.

$70 nude otherwise, but don't let her make you come too fast, make her work for the money.

[Runner8]

Very legit looking place which proved to be anything.

I walked in and was led to a room. Rose soon joined me. She is Thai and probably a size 10 and in her late 20's or early 30's. Quite attractive.

Massage was really good. Extras were discussed and to my surprise I was asked if I had a condom with me. I told her I did not. She said that she could give me a nude BJ for an extra $70. An offer I accepted. The one hour massage was $78. She gave me a great BBBJ whilst I fingered her pussy, grabbed her tits and generally allowed my hands to roam all over her. Sadly, no CIM. As I was about to blow in her mouth, she took her mouth off and finished me off with a rapid fire HJ.

Have also heard reports that others there offer the same.

I have been a semi-regular at Wild Jasmine for nearly two years. Not once has BJ been on the menu. I actually stopped seeing Rose nearly a year ago, I miss her massage, but her extra's just became plain! My experience with others here is consistent with that. They do long hours in this place and I think it makes them board after time. Would love to hear from others though, may I am not treating them mean enough?

[TuggerMan]

Been hearing a lot about we chat but have no idea how to use it.

Could anyone give me a beginners guide for dummies?

[TuggerMan]

Recently found a little place next to shops & the lawn bowls place in Thomastown not far from the station.

I must try to remember the street name next time.

Its run by an Asian lady (mid 40's) small body, fake tits with a saggy body.

She wears a body stocking with access to the usual bits at all times.

She is pretty much up for most things you ask for & had no problems with a full service for $70.

The service was pretty good & no reasonable request was refused.

No shower but the rooms were pretty clean.

WIR?

Possibly. I liked the other woman who used to run the shop.