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11-04-15 00:05 #12453
Posts: 70GoGo Venues
Upon the advice of EiHTooms I decided to take a look at the Soi Cowboy establishments. My first impression of Baccara was one of amazement as to how hot the girls on the stage were. Finally some eye candy for a sorely starved being.
I stayed there for a hour or so and almost bar fined one of the providers there. Before committing I decided to check out Crazy House first. After a few minutes of watching my eyes met with a smoking hot natural curved hotty. After all of the rejections encountered I figured this chickwas probably booked by some Japanese dude or the like. But after set was finished I approached her as she was standing still at a table. I could not believe my luck that this 8. 5 had not been snapped up or booked for the rest of the year. Thank goodness for slow nights. I don't think I would have had a prayer on a busy night. I chatted her up and we hit it off really quickly. I found it amusing that her main concern was that she had a tanned skin tone. And she was trying to tell me to make sure I understood that.
Girl, that is not what I am looking at and hell that thought really had not crossed my mind in the slightest. I let her know that she was what Bangkok was to me. After four days of duds, finally a breakthrough.
I bought her a drink and had her attention for a few minutes. This was now 2:30 am. I asked her what time this closes and she replied 4:00 am. Then she went on to state how exhausted she was and was going to have to continue to dance. After she went back on the stage, I realized that I was going to need at least $3000.00 bhats or so.
I checked my reserves and realized I was going to come up short. So, sadly, after reflecting the time of the morning together with her being so exhausted I bid her goodbye. Just before my departure she gives me a peck on the cheek something that was totally unexpected.
Regardless of the outcome from this place, I have to say meeting a friendly down to earth 8. 5 was so, so very refreshing after days of disappointments that I now have hope that they do exist.
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11-03-15 16:19 #12452
Posts: 616Originally Posted by Mjen1970 [View Original Post]
On the other hand there are anomalies that crop up now and then. For example, I have had more than one experience in Brazil where a girl started with aggressive rimming, but then tried to throw on a condom for the BJ. What??Last edited by LA Guy 5; 11-03-15 at 16:21. Reason: hey auto-corrector, "i.e." is not capitalized.
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11-03-15 15:40 #12451
Posts: 70Originally Posted by Lefeu [View Original Post]
What I find amusing is that the Escort services layout exactly what the provider will and will not do. Yet the Massage Parlors play the box of chocolate game. You never know what you are going to get. For those short on resources and ones just barely able to make it out here, this kind of a guess is really a waste of time.
Unfortunately I had a smoking hot provider at what was once known as Atlantis way back when, that was from BKK and I just could not get enough of her. She actually gave me two shots in one session that to this date I remember. So now I keep hoping I will find another one of her sisters. I was in Sharks in FRA last week and met up with a 8 from here. I would have given her a 9 had she not had silicon implants. Before pulling the trigger I convinced myself to, wait, as I was leaving for BKK in the morning and felt there would be plenty to go around. So I stuck to the local talent. In hindsight I think I clearly made a mistake.
Just thinking about the one left behind makes me want to put even more into this futile situation. But I have to restrain myself as my time has run out now and I leave here tomorrow.
The suggestion below to getting a decent provider by venturing into the Go-Go world seems pretty good for those without trust issues. I for one have heard of too many unfortunate outcomes in bringing a stranger to ones room. I suppose a separate room could be rented to counter any side effects that may occur. Something to ponder if and when I return.
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11-03-15 08:19 #12450
Posts: 1137Spoiled in Germany?
Originally Posted by Voyager1 [View Original Post]
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11-03-15 07:10 #12449
Posts: 784Originally Posted by Mjen1970 [View Original Post]
SL.
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11-03-15 07:06 #12448
Posts: 3699Originally Posted by Voyager1 [View Original Post]
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11-03-15 06:44 #12447
Posts: 5566Originally Posted by Voyager1 [View Original Post]
Of course, that does not mean every hot go-go dancer you want to have that outcome with will comply. The idea is to keep moving, keep interviewing even before you buy a single Lady Drink for the interviewee, until you get the right combination of looks, attitude and replies to your interview questions to justify paying the barfine and taking her to your room. You WILL find that combination virtually any night of the week in Bangkok. In my experience, it rarely requires more than 3 go-go girl interviews before I get a clear and definite "yes" to my requests. Sure, there are the rare occasions when I get to that fourth one. But if that bombs out, I either call it a night or hit one of the better BJ Bars in town. Then, invariably, the next night I will score a very enthusiastic "YES" on the very first try. So it all works out to be a much better average than many would think. I am talking about a real go-go dancer for the 700-800 baht barfine and 2,000-2,500 baht to her for Short Time and not a bait-and-switch scam Coyote girl.
It does require a bit more game than just walking into a massage shop, pointing and expecting the provider to make all the right things. You will want to come off as charming, sincere and kind-hearted as you can fake it. But the likelihood of getting the combination you described above is far greater in the go-go bar scene, despite the (undeserved, IMO) rap it gets, than in massage shops. If I had all the wasted 2,500 baht upfront payments back from the many "fail and bail" experiences I've been saddled with at massage shops over just the past three years I could fund a month or two of successfully completed sessions with hot go-go girls.
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11-03-15 04:49 #12446
Posts: 70Addict
Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
What pisses me off more is that I think I fell for this place about four years ago. My memory is fading but I remember a looker hooking me in at just about the spot where Addict is and doing the looky but no licky service.
However all the rave reviews over rode my gut feeling. This kind of thing should never be allowed here. I wonder if I can email a complaint. At the minimum I would like to see the implementation of the rating system being proposed. I think such a system would allow for pay for service rendered. Those not wanting BBBJ would get a reduced service fees and so on. This gotcha business has really f'd my vacation. Frustrated I tried Mango yesterday. On the menu were only 3 girls at the late hour. Hoping service triumphs looks. I decided to give one of them a whirl. This girl would hardly rate a 7 but was young with braces. I figured my little guy could probably make it work. The BBBJ was definitely really good start.
Clearly the BS of next door was not applicable here. Furthermore the provider started with FS rather then massage and then the rest. This is what sets apart the better places. They are aware of what the customer's priority is. Maybe this could also be used on the fee structure. In the end at Mango I did not complete the deal as the visual was simply not at the level needed.
Nevertheless at least this was not totally disappointing as BBBJ was pretty good. The massage too was not bad either. I think, after having come to Bkk several times the sad reality of hot providers lousy service is starting to become too frequent. The tragic part is those are the only ones my little guy is satisfied with.
I am headed to Colonze 2 or Nartree tonight and hoping to change my luck. This is my last ditch effort to keep the faith.
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11-03-15 04:00 #12445
Posts: 7Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
Did you ever see a Thai showing passion for something openly?
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11-03-15 03:03 #12444
Posts: 186Originally Posted by LAGuy5 [View Original Post]
In my experience, If a girl provides A+, she is very likely to provide all the other services you mentioned and BBBJ. Some are a little funny about facials but I think that is a makeup thing. Obviously I'm going to stick a big YMMV at the end of this. Talking about facials reminds me of a session with Mony. Now Monika at Bongkot. I got off the plane, straight into the hotel and then into Bongkot with Mony and Nooknik, Mony took one of the greatest facials I've ever delivered, she was sodden. Can't wait to see her again in a couple of weeks.
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11-03-15 02:31 #12443
Posts: 616Originally Posted by Mjen1970 [View Original Post]
Where I have a problem is asking about the other stuff because there is no clear terminology, which makes the questioning more difficult.
So may I suggest (tongue in cheek), that the oilies add to their A+ terminology the following:
DFK = D+.
Rimming = R+.
CIM = C+.
DATY= DY+.
CBJ = F-.
Or maybe they could just revert to the old days when you didn't have to ask; it was just available as a matter of course (with a few, not many, exceptions).Last edited by LA Guy 5; 11-03-15 at 02:33. Reason: really dumb auto correct mistakes
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11-03-15 02:11 #12442
Posts: 186Originally Posted by ParkVille [View Original Post]
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11-03-15 02:01 #12441
Posts: 186Originally Posted by Globoid [View Original Post]
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11-03-15 01:55 #12440
Posts: 8Boss massage
First called into Snow White last Monday evening. The line-up didn't impress looks wise so moved on. After checking a few places, a girl sat outside Boss Massage on 24/1 stood out so decided to give it a go. Chompoo looked striking, fairly tall and slim with really long hair and looked lively and fun, an attitude which continued in the room. While she was fun and chatty (in Thai), she was clearly inexperienced and pretty much did the bare minimum to fill out the 90 minutes. BJ was per functionary and I had to ask her to continue. 69 was refused due her finding it ticklish. My attitude when things like this happen is to keep things light and pleasant and go along with the flow to a certain extent, but make a mental note not to repeat. One shot, so-so yet pro-longed massage and 1 minute BJ, I won't be.
Having patronized places like Angel, Addict and Boss a few times on the one hand and Snow White and Mango on the other. I'm beginning to think that there's a widening gap performance wise between the few more PSE places and others with younger, cuter girls increasingly aimed at more Asian clientele. While I go into the latter with eyes wide open, neither expecting or demanding the same variety or intensity, it's getting to a point now where I increasingly come out disappointed and questioning why I just spent over 2000 baht. A considerable amount of money here for a few hours work, where the provider does as little as they can get away with, barely hiding their disdain for having to do anything remotely like work.
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11-02-15 21:15 #12439
Posts: 332Assman
Went to Dream Heaven on Soi 33 at 8 PM, wasn't that much to chose from. I think the best time to go there is before 3:30 PM as it seems they are too busy from then until 7 and by then a lot of the talent leaves for the day it seems. Anyway the reason I like the Soi 33 is the girls are more experienced and less of the Asian-doll-good-girl-complex which I'm not really into. I only got the Body 2 body massage for like 1600 baht for an hour. Good teasing / technique from an experienced provider. One negative remark about DH33, they are not nearby other places and they are a bit of a walk away from all other related adult venues. So you kind of get stuck there if you don't like what you see, and the mamasan is a bit greedy (like all of them really) so there is pressure to pick a girl from what is sometimes too slim of a line-up.
I later went onto Dream heaven Soi 24/1 that night and got there at like 10 PM. I walked down that soi about 2 times and didn't really see anything I fancied until I spot a particular girl working at Dream heaven (Soi 24/1). She was definitely cute and built the way I like (not a frail Asian doll, had a good body). Look, this girl has got a giant ass / thighs (muscle / thick) and small waist, it's pretty insane. She's one of the few asian women who *really* has a butt, not just sort of / kinda has one. Decent tits too. I highly recommend going just to see that thing because is NICE. She's kind of young and her service wasn't bad but it wasn't good either. I got a good BBBJ though, and I think the lack of great service may have been on my part as I was on my second round and was tired that night.
In short, I highly recommend just swinging by Dream Heaven Soi 24/1 just to check out the ass on the one of the chicks who work there. I even more highly recommend getting a room with her in it if you are an ass man like I am, as those are kind of rare to come by. She is from Myanmar if it matters (I've noticed some of the women who come from there are both really cute but also busty / curvy).
Finally, some random intel about Nataree. Thursdays are not a good day to go because that's when the onsite doctor is there. This intel comes from Stickman's weekly and I concur. I have thought it was strange that they would have such a dip in Thursday as well yet Wed was busy.