FKK Samya - Cologne

[McAdonis]

One amazing exception was a tall dark haired girl with the most impressive huge natural tits which were not saggy. I didn't find her facially attractive enough but almost had a session just to play with her incredible boobs.

Was she Arabic / Middle Eastern looking? Long wavy hair? Olive / tan complexion? If so, I believe she uses Dilayla at Samya and Dina at GT. She's been away for a while now, but then again I am not that regular at Samya.

[PayForIt]

First time for me in Samya last night. Arrived 7. 30 pm. Later than I wanted but still early enough. Taxi from centre of Koln 25 euros.

Club looks big from the outside but as previously reported is quite small inside. Reminded me a bit of Mainhattan in Frankfurt.

50 e entrance paid to stunning receptionist who I asked if she ever worked in the rooms! She smiled told me she'd want 300 for the hour and I told her I might seriously consider it if she would! I don't think she meant it. She was only joking. I wasn't! Downstairs locker rooms close to wellness / recovery area which is very small. Nice shower area. Back up to main lounge which was already in full swing. Counted 61 girls and of course there would have been maybe another 10 or so in rooms. Podium for dancing in the middle was a complete waste of (needed) space. Probably an equal number of men to women. Nearly every seat / sofa was already taken. Free beers. No proper wine (but then no FKK has good wine in my experience). Nice friendly bar staff. Through lounge to dining area. Food was poor - 5/10. Struggled to find something good to eat though much later (after 10 pm) strangely it improved with a buffet in the centre of the dining area. Outside areas are very small so even if it had been good weather I didn't get the impression this was a great club to go to for outdoor sunbathing / playing with girls by a pool etc.

I love the pricing in this club. 50 for first 30 minutes but 25 for next 30 means that you feel like you always will take the extra 30 as it would be silly not to for only 25. Good commercial approach. Other clubs should follow it.

So to the LU. Some of the experienced members in other forums e.g. Syzygies often express that they judge the LU by looking to see if there are say 6+ girls you would want to session with. In this club on this night I would say there were at least 10 girls I would have been very happy to session with. The Club, like most of them, is dominated by EE girls. No problem for me. I don't care where a girl comes from if she is pretty, has a good body, is fun, intelligent and gives good service. So the LU was fine. I didn't see any 9's or 10's who make you think that you just have to have them but more than enough 8's.

First session, Lisa. Blonde Ro. Tall blonde, very thin, long and sharp nails in red and yellow! Not the best looking girl in the club but she seemed friendly and had a nice toned body. Took me to one of the rooms on the same floor as the main lounge. Big mistake. The air con was useless and the temperature in the room was so hot (nothing to do with my performance sadly!) that after 20 minutes I told her I wouldn't be extending to 1 hour (despite my view on the very cheap second 30 minutes). She had a good body but service was mechanical so decided there were other delights to sample.

Sat down on a sofa and saw a blonde with amazing eyes. Very pretty. Possibly the prettiest girl in the club for me. I asked her name and she tells me she is Valentina - who Sirioja had recommended here as good GFE. Told her I'd gladly take her to the room provided we got an upstairs room. We had a 20 min wait for it but she was attentive whilst we waited. Sirioja's recommendation was a good one. She gave great service. Not the best body in the club. We are coming to that! But very pretty, lovely personality, intelligent and ticked all of the boxes. She did not watch the clock at all. I made the stupid mistake of not checking my watch to see what time we went into the room which I normally would do. Happily she is not a shark and at the end of an excellent session when I asked her how long we'd been there she said she did not know but 75 euros was fine. I told her that I knew we had definitely been more than an hour and gave her 150 which included a tip. It is not 50 then 25 then 25 in this club. It is 50+25 then back to 50 so I figured I owed her 125 and I loved that she didn't try to shark me so she was very happy with the 150.

Rested and enjoyed the scene. One of my only real criticisms of the club is that despite dessous day not being Friday here most of the girls were not naked and very few were actually topless. One amazing exception was a tall dark haired girl with the most impressive huge natural tits which were not saggy. I didn't find her facially attractive enough but almost had a session just to play with her incredible boobs. There were several very pretty girls who looked indian / asian. Great bodies and I had decided I would take one of these girls for my final session. I contemplated two of them. I've nearly always been disappointed with threesomes but these girls were hot. However I never did get to session with them as my third and final session was with a Russian / siberian. Katya. 21 with a killer body. Tits were quite small but she had a fantastic figure with a great ass. I normally avoid the very young girls as I like a woman to know what she is doing and I find the very young girls (for me very young is under 25) are often mechanical with BBBJ and then sex but without providing a great teasing service. She assured me in the lounge that she was a tiger in the zimmer. And she did not lie! 2 hours in a good room (not too hot and without a wait) with the very sexy Katya who was far from mechanical. She wears her hair up in a bob. Not my preference but facially very pretty and fantastic service.

Music was still booming in the bar at 4 am. Still plenty of ladies available but I'd had enough for one night.

Would I return to Samya. Yes I would. In my view, it is a better option than LR though I like the free bottled beers in the fridge at LR. I had contemplated going straight to FRA but am glad I came to Samya first. Had a really nice time and would repeat. Downstairs zimmers are too hot (and it's nearly winter! LU is quite good. A good experience.

[Nille Copenhagen]

I've also done the Saskia Farell LR combo. I started the afternoon with a pornstar shooting with Lena Nitro at Saskia and then went on to spend the evening at Livingroom. A very nice combination.

I've done SakiaF Summer GB and later end up at LR, nice combo. LOL.

[Mechelen]

For real? Wasn't aware of this. What days besides the weekends is this typical? Why after 9 pm?

Samya is a 'nightclub'. During daytime it is empty.

[Hermann666]

I remember you and MaximDuck very well. I really enjoyed meeting and hanging out with both of you. It would be great to catch up with you but it will have to be next spring at the earliest as I am going to Sao Paulo and Rio next week for for 3 weeks and am then stuck in the US until April.

If you plan on going to LR and want to sport fuck 5-7 women for 100 Euro, I recommend getting to LR early on a Thursday, have breakfast (excellent omelet), and perhaps a session. At 2 PM tell the receptionist you need to leave to take care of some business and you will be back about 7-8 PM (she will give you a card so you don't have to pay again). Then go to the Saskia Farrell club on Bruchweg 146 (about 200 meters away. You can walk there or drive to the Isa International Sport Arena & Hotel down the street from LR and go through their parking lot to a gravel parking lot for Saskia Farrel parking). They have on Thursdays a Gentleman's Afternoon special from 2 PM (although it really starts about 2:15-2:30) until 8 PM (but it actually ends about 7-7:30) where you can fuck and get blowjobs as much as you want from 5-7 girls (although you have to be somewhat assertive to get it because of the crowd of men there) for 100 Euro admission, which includes free beer, wine, alcohol, and food. Fuck to your heart's content and then go back to LR for dinner and some GFE sessions until early morning.

I've also done the Saskia Farell LR combo. I started the afternoon with a pornstar shooting with Lena Nitro at Saskia and then went on to spend the evening at Livingroom. A very nice combination.

[Sirioja]

Party on 11 November, make love not war, entry 30.

[PayForIt]

I remember you and MaximDuck very well. I really enjoyed meeting and hanging out with both of you. It would be great to catch up with you but it will have to be next spring at the earliest as I am going to Sao Paulo and Rio next week for for 3 weeks and am then stuck in the US until April.

If you plan on going to LR and want to sport fuck 5-7 women for 100 Euro, I recommend getting to LR early on a Thursday, have breakfast (excellent omelet), and perhaps a session. At 2 PM tell the receptionist you need to leave to take care of some business and you will be back about 7-8 PM (she will give you a card so you don't have to pay again). Then go to the Saskia Farrell club on Bruchweg 146 (about 200 meters away. You can walk there or drive to the Isa International Sport Arena & Hotel down the street from LR and go through their parking lot to a gravel parking lot for Saskia Farrel parking). They have on Thursdays a Gentleman's Afternoon special from 2 PM (although it really starts about 2:15-2:30) until 8 PM (but it actually ends about 7-7:30) where you can fuck and get blowjobs as much as you want from 5-7 girls (although you have to be somewhat assertive to get it because of the crowd of men there) for 100 Euro admission, which includes free beer, wine, alcohol, and food. Fuck to your heart's content and then go back to LR for dinner and some GFE sessions until early morning.

Thanks Jimmy. Maybe next year then! Thanks for the tip on Saskia Farrell though I think its for the stamina guys like you! I'm not sure I'm up for playing swords with my cock and a bunch of guys all trying to get it in there! I've done LR one time only before and quite liked it though its a bit small. In Samya tonight and looking forward to it especially if as reported here there are 80+ girls.

[PussyLiccker]

80 my ass. Maybe on a party day but not a regular Thursday.

Sometimes many more, even on a weekday. But only after 9 pm.

For real? Wasn't aware of this. What days besides the weekends is this typical? Why after 9 pm?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Hi Jimmy. Loved the hippos comment! Don't know if you recall being with me and the big american guy (really nice fella) in World in the summer. A good night was had. I recall leaving just as you were ordering in pizza from outside. For you. Not the hippos!

Would be good to catch up!

I remember you and MaximDuck very well. I really enjoyed meeting and hanging out with both of you. It would be great to catch up with you but it will have to be next spring at the earliest as I am going to Sao Paulo and Rio next week for for 3 weeks and am then stuck in the US until April.

If you plan on going to LR and want to sport fuck 5-7 women for 100 Euro, I recommend getting to LR early on a Thursday, have breakfast (excellent omelet), and perhaps a session. At 2 PM tell the receptionist you need to leave to take care of some business and you will be back about 7-8 PM (she will give you a card so you don't have to pay again). Then go to the Saskia Farrell club on Bruchweg 146 (about 200 meters away. You can walk there or drive to the Isa International Sport Arena & Hotel down the street from LR and go through their parking lot to a gravel parking lot for Saskia Farrel parking). They have on Thursdays a Gentleman's Afternoon special from 2 PM (although it really starts about 2:15-2:30) until 8 PM (but it actually ends about 7-7:30) where you can fuck and get blowjobs as much as you want from 5-7 girls (although you have to be somewhat assertive to get it because of the crowd of men there) for 100 Euro admission, which includes free beer, wine, alcohol, and food. Fuck to your heart's content and then go back to LR for dinner and some GFE sessions until early morning.

[PayForIt]

I went to LR after Mondial in mid-September. I thought I had somehow returned to Mondial by mistake when I saw all the hippos (at least 50% of the girls) at LR. However, I was still able to find 3 nice, attractive girls to session with. Even at Luder Lounge, with a horrific lineup, I was able to find one very pretty one (the only one), so I agree it usually can be done.

Hi Jimmy. Loved the hippos comment! Don't know if you recall being with me and the big american guy (really nice fella) in World in the summer. A good night was had. I recall leaving just as you were ordering in pizza from outside. For you. Not the hippos!

Would be good to catch up!

[Mechelen]

80 my ass. Maybe on a party day but not a regular Thursday.

Sometimes many more, even on a weekday. But only after 9 pm.

[Sirioja]

For me, Mondial can compete Samya for casting and sex level, but both are not my tastes.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Looking at the comments on the LR forum at present on one page you've got Breadman expressing his approval of the current LU and another guy saying he will never go to the club again as he hated it, didn't see anything he liked and left after 2 hours without any action. I never get that. Whilst I've obviously experienced disappointing LU's there is always at least one girl pretty enough or with a nice enough body to relieve the need.

I went to LR after Mondial in mid-September. I thought I had somehow returned to Mondial by mistake when I saw all the hippos (at least 50% of the girls) at LR. However, I was still able to find 3 nice, attractive girls to session with. Even at Luder Lounge, with a horrific lineup, I was able to find one very pretty one (the only one), so I agree it usually can be done.

[Sirioja]

Try blond topless GFE Valentina.

[PayForIt]

If I can be selfish for a moment, go ahead with your planned visit. I would be interested to see your report!

Will happily do so. I'm keen on the comparison reports so will likely do some of that. It's not always fair to compare of course. Trying to compare Sharks with LR for example is like trying to compare Bayern Munich to FC Bern (Switzerland). But quality of LU,level of service and facilities can still be compared. I know many mongers say it is 100% about the girls but I don't agree. If you live in Germany and can go to an FKK club every week. And indeed different clubs, I suppose it really then is mainly about the girls but for those of us travelling from overseas it is the complete FKK experience which is important. I like the clubs in Spain and the bars in Dubai and some US cities, but in most of these places it is only about drinking and choosing. I really like the FKK concept of going somewhere for the day or at least many hours, particularly in the summer. Eating / exercising even (Artemis. I wish other clubs had gyms too) getting a massage, having some fun / rooms, relaxing, sleeping, sunbathing, playing games (football machine in Oase is a great idea and should be repeated elsewhere) then more fun, more food, sauna, taking in a massage etc. So it's not 100% about the girls for me though the no. 1 attraction is obviously being surrounded by a lot of beautiful naked women. Some of the clubs should be more inventive. There is one club in the UK which has become similar to an FKK. They have a great idea. There are two pool tables. Some of the girls have become amazing at pool players. So they dress in lingerie and challenge punters in the club. They say for each time they play a foul shot they will remove an item of clothing (strip pool!) if the player wins the game the girl will go to the room for an hour but only charge for 30 minutes. If they win, the punter must go to the room for an hour, at full rate and pay a £20 tip on top. There are sometimes queues to play and watch! It is fantastic entertainment, great fun and would be excellent in an FKK.

Anyway. Back to reality. Will post after Samya!