Phuket Reports

[TonyIndian]

Any reviews?

They responded to me saying that they have 2 white / European ladies but the price quoted was high. They seem to have a good following on Facebook and I intend to try them (a Thai girl) in-call in Patong.

BTW if you are interested in getting or trading numbers of white / Russian ladies PM Me. I am trying to form a special interest group for the same. With all the Russian ladies on the island we should be able to get service for reasonable prices IMO.

[PaulAlbert]

I wholeheartedly agree, if you cannot pay the current rates, then you should not go to Thailand. I am currently in Patong and I have no problem dropping 1000-1500 for nude massage with HJ release. If you really think about it, you are complaining about roughly 10-15.00 more for a nude rubdown from a nice Thai girl, then you were paying before. I only like premium girls, nice, young and hot, I see no problem in paying a premium for what they are worth. I'm sure people can find it for cheaper from some older aunties or fatties, but that's not my scene. And I've had five oilies in the last five days and every time I have been offered extras, so its all good in Patong.

[JjBee62]

I've been reading a few pages of posts, and as usual, it's infuriating. People are paying 1000 bht for HJ, 2000 for a BJ, up to 6000 bht for FS. WTF? I never pay more than 200 bht for a HJ, 500 bht for BJ, and 1000 for FS. Often I pay less. Then you get the guys who say "I paid her a 500 bht tip cause she was great" . On TOP of the exorbitant fee they've just paid! It really is a joke. Why even bother coming to a country like Thailand for sex? It'd be cheaper paying for it back home. Worst of all, you ruin it for genuine mongers like myself who enjoy Asia for its cheap sex. But it's not cheap any longer, because of everyone's absurd over-paying. Sadly, we are not all millionaires. Please stop throwing your money around like idiots and help to keep the market at fair value for the rest of us.

If you never pay more than the prices you listed, and often pay less, how is anyone ruining it for you by paying more? You just stated that you're still getting what you want, at the prices you want to pay.

Over time, if you insist on the same pricing, you'll have less options, you'll have to settle for older, fatter, less attractive women, but that's universal when you insist on paying the same price for 10 years.

Prices go up. Worldwide, inflation averages 3 to 4% per year. It's not a smooth change, prices take jumps between price points. So instead of a $1 item going up by $0. 01 every 3 months, it will stay the same price for a few years, then jump to $1. 19.

With necessary commodities, there's little resistance to the change, everyone has to eat. For luxuries, price changes depend on demand. High demand can result in prices tripling in just a few months.

When dealing with illegal or quasi-legal products and services, there's a much greater resistance to change. If I still had the urge, I could pick up cocaine for the same price or less than I paid back in the 80's.

Sexual services don't have the long supply chain, so prices eventually have to go up. When they do go up, especially in the cheapest market areas, the increases are large. A 500 baht service will go to 700,800 or even 1000. So instead of a $15 BJ, it will be $30, where it will stay until, due to inflation, it's once again a $15 BJ.

The reason the price goes up isn't because some new guys are throwing money around, that only affects the top of the market. Ultimately, everyone has to eat.

Looking back in the forum, in 2002ST was 1000 baht. I'm willing to bet you're paying more for everything else now than you were paying in 2002. Why shouldn't the price of pussy increase as well?

[StaticCouch]

Hey guys,

Heading to Phuket first week of December for a bachelor party. We want to stay in a villa for a couple days and party with high quality Thai girls, maybe a few Russians girls too. Does anyone have a contact of someone who can organize them for us? ID prefer to skip the Soi Bangla scene if possible. Any advice appreciated.

Li'll late I guess but try the below links:

http://sex-holidays.com/

http://www.alternativephuket.com/

A friend from Australia tried alternative phuket and was fine with the service and girls provided. Slightly on the expensive side though. Russians in phuket are not too many hence are very expensive unlike BKK where I can spend quality time with a.

Russian chick for 3-5 K THB. Girls in Moulin Rouge are pretty good and humble, where as L'more girls are very rude, smelly but look great and are expensive. Would suggest Hollywood disco VIP section girls, there are quite a few stunners (thai), I was there about a week.

Ago and was pleasantly surprised.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe, Party hard!

Static.

[ThePhnx]

This is my followup on previous report.

Crashed & burned. She didn't touch me & the only time I touched her was when I put my hand on her leg & she immediately moved away. Descent massage & she was sweet the entire time. I know it's available there bcuz earlier today, an older woman charged an older man 1500 when I was getting my foot massage. BamBam is very young so maybe she doesn't yet BUT I am old so maybe she won't. Some young guy should give her a shot. If she will, it would be worth it. YMMV.

[ThePhnx]

Tiger bar is always fun to watch the ladies handle the pole. This one was really good at it.

https://youtu.be/00kBkhvPoUA

I have been there twice & missed her. I will go tonight to check it out because she is good. I was turned off before by the hustler hassling me to buy a dancer a drink. I bought one, $7.50, when after 3-4 minutes she got up & danced 4 songs straight so I left. I will have to grow up & be assertive instead of avoiding being aggressive.

[Krum Lov]

I've been reading a few pages of posts, and as usual, it's infuriating. People are paying 1000 bht for HJ, 2000 for a BJ, up to 6000 bht for FS. WTF? I never pay more than 200 bht for a HJ, 500 bht for BJ, and 1000 for FS. Often I pay less. Then you get the guys who say "I paid her a 500 bht tip cause she was great" . On TOP of the exorbitant fee they've just paid! It really is a joke. Why even bother coming to a country like Thailand for sex? It'd be cheaper paying for it back home. Worst of all, you ruin it for genuine mongers like myself who enjoy Asia for its cheap sex. But it's not cheap any longer, because of everyone's absurd over-paying. Sadly, we are not all millionaires. Please stop throwing your money around like idiots and help to keep the market at fair value for the rest of us.

[ThePhnx]

I, too, noticed a bit of age discrimination at SW's when I was last there. I am 60 but most think I am 55, and slender, decent enough............

To keep this slightly in perspective, my age discrimination is much worse, as I won't BF anyone that looks older than 25 to 30! But, of course, I have the money, and if they are grossed out by me then I don't want them to have my money. And I can understand that if they have a choice, they might prefer someone who is not 3 times their own age, so I don't sweat it.

I'm with you FL hawk. My discrimination is worse so I try to not be offended. Sometimes my ego gets in my way.

Found this place this afternoon which is on a small street that is an extension of Bangla Rd going East next to the mall. I walked up & picked a looking cute girl for a foot massage. I was snubbed by one at JMC? Massage yesterday who tried to shuffle me off to a large girl. I just walked off, so I'm checking the temp now. I like a foot msg anyway. So, I'm getting the massage which I like & ask if she does an oil massage? She shakes her head yes. I said then I would be back later tonight. She smiles, points to herself & says BamBam. (Now I thought it was called boomboom everywhere, but what do I know.) I smile & say yes. She goes back to the msg, smiling. I'm smiling too in anticipation. I later ask her name & guess what it is. BamBam. Damn. Time will tell.

[PaulAlbert1979]

Day one, actually first couple of hours walking around getting basically accosted at every turn by massage girls (I love it). I decide on one just accross Jungceylon, hot little number, tattoos on her stomach, real looker. She gave a great massage and always nice to stick a few fingers in her pussy and ass with she is jerking you off. Might go back to have sex with her, but I want to try a new flavor every day or so. Can't do the short time / barfine deal as I am with family on this trip, so nasty sex in these parlors will have to do.

[AsianVid]

Tiger bar is always fun to watch the ladies handle the pole. This one was really good at it.

https://youtu.be/00kBkhvPoUA

[FL Hawk]

Of course, most of the guys were young & partying hard. I'm more laid back & really didn't get any looks from the hot ones. A girl who was just a lttle heavy did sit down next to me. Very nice, just cotton. I left shortly thereafter. YMMV.

I, too, noticed a bit of age discrimination at SW's when I was last there. I am 60 but most think I am 55, and slender, decent enough looking I guess and quite respectful of people, but while the girls would flock to young guys that entered after I did, I was left alone. As soon as I finished my coke I left, went next door and had no problem. In fact, the only time I noticed any sort of problem that might have had to do with age was at SWs in Phuket.

To keep this slightly in perspective, my age discrimination is much worse, as I won't BF anyone that looks older than 25 to 30! But, of course, I have the money, and if they are grossed out by me then I don't want them to have my money. And I can understand that if they have a choice, they might prefer someone who is not 3 times their own age, so I don't sweat it. I do agree that SWs had the hottest girls in Phuket, but the place next door (sorry, forgot the name) was nearly as good, and the hottie I chose had no problems with DFKing this old dude.

[ThePhnx]

I decided to check ouy Suzy Wongs earlier last night so I got there around 8:30. There were only 6-7 guys there with maybe 10 dancers. Much better odds. I sat down & immediately got the attention of a very cute young girl who came to sit with me. Her name is Soon (sp?) who said she is originally from Bangkok & has been here for 10 months. She has a small waist with fake "see" cups that were a perfect size for her. She spoke descent English so I had a pretty good conversation with her. Another spinner joined us, Alisha, who was a little slimmer than Soon but "see" cups not quite as nice. Don't get me wrong, she is hot, friendly, speaks very good English & a top performer. For me Soon was the best all around. I bought 3 shots for each while playing with both. I ended up bar fining Soon, 1 k to the house & 3 k to Soon for ST. She told me later she can't do LT. Soon wasn't too pushy for drinks but Alisha was for me to buy for a 3rd uninvited girl sitting with us & she asked for a tip when I was leaving with Soon. It was a little uncomfortable but it is their job to make money. So on to the room where we took a shower, got in bed & got busy. I'm a pretty standard kinda guy so no hanging from fixtures or marathons but I can tell you she was pounding me at the end. I had a good time & would repeat with Soon. It was the most I have spent in Thailand for sex but definitely worth it. It is still comparatively cheap especially with a young hot girl.

[ThePhnx]

Hi Guys,

Does anyone have an update on the haze or smog situation in Phuket especially Patong / Karon area? There was a haze / smog reported caused by the fires in Indonesia at the beginning of October and just wondering if it has cleared up? Planning a trip soon so was curious.

Thanks a million mates!

Ice.

I just saw the news report showing how bad the haze is & I can tell it isn't like that here in Patong. What showed on TV was terrible. It is clear here so you have no worries.

[Scrambler]

Hey guys,

Heading to Phuket first week of December for a bachelor party. We want to stay in a villa for a couple days and party with high quality Thai girls, maybe a few Russians girls too. Does anyone have a contact of someone who can organize them for us? ID prefer to skip the Soi Bangla scene if possible. Any advice appreciated.

[ThePhnx]

I read Suzy Wongs was the best & I had decided last night would be for exploration only. To preface my experience, I am 69, retired, not bad looking or rich & visiting for 2-3 weeks. I visited Devil's Playground first but wanted to share about SWs girls first. (Devil's Playground to folow).

SWs isn't a large bar at all with a center stage & 4-5 girls dancing while rotating 1 girl each song. Music was loud but doable, stools around the bar & tall tables & chairs toward the outside. There were also couches on the outside. I'm rather picky, even at my age, but I want to say the majority were very good to hot. Many had fake boobs, some looking good & others not as much. Most guys on stools had the girls in front of them & enjoying roaming. Guys on the couches were getting lap dances & roaming. I did see a couple of hot girls leave with guys & to me there wasn't quite enough girls to go around. The girls I wanted were taken or quickly taken by others. Of course, most of the guys were young & partying hard. I'm more laid back & really didn't get any looks from the hot ones. A girl who was just a lttle heavy did sit down next to me. Very nice, just cotton. I left shortly thereafter. YMMV.

I didn't ask about prices but read the bar fine for regular girls is 800 but the "models" go for 2600. That does not include their fee. Can't go cheap here but many are very hot.