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02-04-16 22:59 #15044
Posts: 640Jedi Obiwanmarbeleza thinks of wearing his hat, which is underrated, to go see the gaucha's hat in person, a rail thin wraith in a long cloak in the desert.
Originally Posted by Soldierb11 [View Original Post]
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02-04-16 21:21 #15043
Posts: 951Originally Posted by Soldierb11 [View Original Post]
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02-04-16 20:38 #15042
Posts: 240Originally Posted by PipeLayer99 [View Original Post]
I've paid in advance and gotten bad service and I've paid in advance twice this trip and got fucked crazy porn style. I've paid after and gotten bad service before as well as paying after and getting great service. For me paying before or after isn't making much of a difference.
And what's your play if you are a pay after guy and she was below average? Not pay her? Pay her less than the agreed on fee? Then what? She's immediately on the phone threatening to call the police, security, her pimp etc. Then just to avoid the attention of the police you pay her the agreed on fee to get the fuck out of your room and life.
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02-04-16 17:57 #15041
Posts: 47Originally Posted by PipeLayer99 [View Original Post]
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02-04-16 16:18 #15040
Posts: 240The hat
Everyone keeps asking about the hat. Well here it is. Believe me when I say it was bigger in person.
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02-04-16 16:16 #15039
Posts: 892Originally Posted by Soldierb11 [View Original Post]
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02-04-16 15:24 #15038
Posts: 240Originally Posted by FuckAfMedDig [View Original Post]
I also noticed there weren't any escort reviews here in months if not years and I thought some of the tourists like myself would like a little Intel. Apparently this is true since I received 11 PMs in the last 24 hours asking about certain girls. In the last 8 years on this board I've only received 5 messages in total so I guess someone wants to know.
I also knew good and god damn well when I wrote my report that some of you wouldn't like it and would start butchering me for paying too much and paying up front. But, that didn't stop me from reporting the truth. I paid the first girl 600 reais and up front. I very easy could've lied and said she opened with 600 and I bargained her down to 300 and then told her you get your 300 baby after the deed when I'm happy with your performance. Then I would've looked cool and you wouldn't have told me to read and don't act scared. But my reports are 100% honest even if it makes me look bad because that's the info people need. Both the success stories and the mistakes / failures are all learning points.
My reports are not for you or Cartman, Sperto, or Patmar / Vagabondo. You guys live here or spend most of your time here, and you will probably find zero useful information in what I write. All you guys give out very valuable useful information and without you guys the board would be almost useless. However what you guys experience here is different than the guys that come for a short time. You've invested the time, learned the language and built up contacts and so you get girls for 100 reais for all night and day. It's the same thing I get in Medellin where I spend most of my time. Girls charging $100 or more per hour to new guys and they come see me for free on days they aren't busy. But I let the Medellin tourists run their game while I run mine. Just like the Rio ex-pats here continue doing what you like and the Rio tourists like myself will continue doing what pleases us.
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02-04-16 12:48 #15037
Posts: 640The force is strong in this one
Cartman is right so pago depois.
Still the force is strong in this one half hour anal Gaucha hat funny.
Now may your red saber wilt from obesity and neglect of princess Kamila.
Obi wanmarbeleza blue saber burns brightly yet unrequited for Kamila held captive on sampa by fefao solo.
Solo into ice you go as my saber slides up Kamila's asshole.
I will become more powerful than you ever imagined sith Vader.
Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]
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02-04-16 10:57 #15036
Posts: 951Originally Posted by EricCartman [View Original Post]
Paying that type of money is affirmation to them that THE GRINGO still exists! I have had better service taking a latina Rihanna out of Florida Bar for 100 reais- VM for 50-150 for 36 hours- mv30 for.
A filet mignon, drinks and cab fare to!
Read up and don't be shook-don't be scared to hold your own and never part with the money upfront-they already won then.
Escorts always are hit and miss like everything else-as photos / age / body don't match alot of times.
At least in person at VM, MV etc you can inspect the goods!
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02-04-16 07:03 #15035
Posts: 240Hotside + MC
Day 2 - escort review.
Just finished a 2 pm appointment with Fabiane. On hot side I thought her pics were smoking hot, incredible body. However the face was blurred. When she opened the door to her apartment I could see why. Not near as cute as I hoped for but by no means ugly. Her body though was just as hot looking in person.
http://hotside.com.br/acompanhantes-...j/fabiane/2059
She was in a small 1 bedroom apartment in Copa and she had a roommate crashed out on her couch. Back in the bedroom she began kissing me, some serious DFK. Maybe should be called SDFK. Her tongue was down my throat almost to where my tonsils should be. She then asked for her money and I paid her the 400 real and she began taking off her clothes and the girl's got it going on body wise. We are then on her bed and off and running with the foreplay BBBJ & DATY. Then it's time for the main event and she jumps on reverse cowgirl and begins destroying me. The destruction continued as she pivoted around to face me. It was also hard to breathe as her serpent tongue was down my throat again. We then switched to doggy, first me bending her over the bed, then with her one leg on a chair and finally her ass in the air and face down. After this she got up and went on her knees and pulled off the condom, "leche give me now " So being the nice guy that I am I unloaded in her mouth and some on her chin. Shower time and then back to the bed for a fairly lame massage until she turned me over and began sucking me. I tried to tell her "baby I'm too tired" but she didn't listen and kept going until I got hard again and she put a condom on me and started riding me again. Our time was running out so she told me to cum. I tried telling her "baby that ain't happening 10 minutes after the last". Her response? She got me to stand and she took the condom off and began blowing me again. Sure felt nice but impossible for me to cum again so soon. Again I tried to tell her. Again she said "them mi boca". Finally I had to just pull my cock out and head to the shower. I hear behind me "leite, mas leite". After showering me got dressed and she told me to write her again so I can give her more leite.
Overall- amazing body and a real machine in the bed. Just average looking face though. Also speaks very little English despite what her profile says.
Left her apartment and went to get me an Acai. After the garotas, the beaches, the churrascurias, the caipirinhas, Acai is one of my favorite things about Brasil. I end up with 2-3 per day here. Back to the hotel to pick the next escort to review.
A couple of the girls I wanted to try are answering slow so I headed over to MC. It's definitely not the best terma by any means but it's less than a 10 minute walk so it's my Plan be. I do the usual steam-shower-boite routine. Once upstairs I'm greeted by a very so-so lineup. For all you guys with the profile names: ilikebigbutts3, bigbuttsinmyface2, phatassfreak4, you won't be disappointed at MC. Absolutely 4 x 4 and other places are better for sure but there was big ass aplenty tonight at MC. My intention was to drink some and sample the scene however fortunately or regrettably I saw a semi-cute blonde named Priscila that I did on a short layover in November. I tried to avoid her line of sight but I was caught and she pounced! She moved with lightning speed and was on my lap her hand under my robe and saying "baby I missed you" and the kissing began. I should've been stronger and sent her on her way empty handed but 1. She was a decent fuck last time 2. She was above average in tonight's lineup (I'm not into asses pumped so full of silicon that they are literally the size of horse's ass). So after a drink for each of us and some serious making out we headed to the cabina. Once in the room she was very kissy kissy and she demonstrated way above average cowgirl riding skill but the blowjob and other stuff was very average. It wasn't great but certainly wasn't bad it was just another pretty decent fuck with her. We said our goodbyes and I went downstairs to shower and the paid my bill and went home to answer messages from hotside girls.
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02-04-16 06:28 #15034
Posts: 240Couldn't help not noticing
Originally Posted by Troyster [View Original Post]
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02-04-16 05:01 #15033
Posts: 140Originally Posted by Soldierb11 [View Original Post]
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02-04-16 01:27 #15032
Posts: 890My 2 cents
I strongly suggest that nobody, even short-term visitors to Brazil / Rio, pay GDPs up-front. Nobody (really *nobody*) does this here. It's so weird to see it being asked.
My sense is they know you are a gringo and are trying to get away with things.
Once you pay up front, you lose a lot of leverage over the girl's performance. Quite frankly the best way to handle it, if asked, is to just smile at the girl like she's retarded, laugh, and say 'Depois, querida. " Or something similar.
I had a girl at Centaurus try to give me a covered blow job once. I laughed at her and told her she wouldn't be the first girl in a Rio termas in 5 years to blow me with a condom. She relented.
No Brazilians or even long-term visitors like Good Jedi Patmar put up with this stuff. Please don't encourage bad behavior, as a favor to your fellows. Also as a favor to yourself.
Also please be advised that for Hotside type escorts, a reasonable rate is going to be in the BRL 300 - 400 range. PLEASE read gpguia. Brazil is in its worst economic crisis IN DECADES.
There is no reason a girl should be charging BRL 500 + per hour unless she is doing unbelievable things (and +1'd on gpguia for such). Patmar is laughing because he gets better service for BRL 70 from VM girls. I'm cringing because even though to you, the visitor, it doesn't seem like a lot (especially at current FX), it does definitely create unrealistic expectations in the girls which affects us all.
Yeh, I know. "Fuck you, Cartman. I'll spend my money how I want. " It's like the guys in my office who leave the air conditioning on in meeting rooms after using them -- they don't have to stick around and pay the bills at the end of the month.
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02-04-16 00:25 #15031
Posts: 111Overall- WOW, Roberta is a little sexy porn star in the making. Half the price and 5 x the fun of the morning girl. OK more escorts tomorrow.
OMG--makes me miss Rio, Brazil--plan to go back next year for sure!
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02-03-16 23:41 #15030
Posts: 19My history was similar to yours until my most recent trip. I also tried going the escort route for the first time there. Antonella was my first choice as well mainly because she communicated well in English and was responsive / easy to schedule. My review would be similar to yours. She was pretty, but not gorgeous. Friendly, but not affectionate or passionate. She advertises anal, but should probably put a disclaimer on that service. I am pretty average in size and she was so clearly uncomfortable that she quickly showed relief when I offered to stop. On the plus side, her pics were accurate, English was good and she must have recently increased the price because I went in for are $400.
Having said that, I am headed back this weekend and would love to hear any suggestions for other escorts. I will almost certainly test drive the one you recommend below even though I strongly prefer natural over silicone. If it is one weakness in this forum I would day it is solid reviews of the escort niche. I am committed to doing my part to remedy that. My plan is to experiment with at least four on this trip. I am going to try to test at least two just randomly based on good looking pics and profiles from reputable sites and would like two solid recommendations.
Hopefully, some of you can point me in a good direction. Either way, I will let you know how it went in a few weeks.
Originally Posted by Soldierb11 [View Original Post]