Rio de Janeiro Reports

[PatmarBeleza1]

http://www.agenciafelinas.com.br/html/yasminsoares.htm

So, I took one for the team, and tried this agency. Verdict: good bang for the buck.

Went to Malaga (73 r, for 4 hours), and whatsapped this agency. The deal on the site is $170 r for 3 hours. Plus taxi 30 r.

Girl wasn't beautiful, but for the price, she was great. Came twice, once after a on off fuck and suck for an hour. Then had some pizza. Then mutually sucking for an hour or more, followed by a pop, thinking of my most beautiful Rio working girl and I double teaming the most beautiful university student I've met in Rio, impregnating both of them, while watching some anal fucking on a boat that looks like Arrail do Cabo.

Off she went after 3 hours, would I repeat? On a day when it is tough to find my regulars, and for less than $300 all in for motel and the chick for 3 hours all you can suck and fuck.

Monger on fellas.

[Balboa]

After checking out Mabs for a bit with my buddy, he wanted to go check out Barbarellas.

I've been hanging in Rio for about a year now, and still hadn't been there, as I'm much more of a diamond in the rough seeker at lower end joints.

Anyway, we walk over from Mabs, get a table, and check out the scene.

It's about 1130 pm on a Saturday.

My first impression is, way too much falseness and plastic, and I really don't see any girl that attracts me.

It's like a Mabs quality plus one, maybe.

There"s probably about 30 girls in there.

As I sit there and sip on a caipirinha, a few girls approach me to talk, none of them I'd even consider if they were free of charge, LOL.

I shoo them away.

I finally spot a sexy garota that I'm attracted to. Nice!

I wave her over, she comes and sits down, we chat, I get her a drink, which was actually my second drink that comes from my 80 are entrance.

She's cool and nice, pretty, from Minas Gerais.

I tell her that I normally don't come here and ask what price is she looking for if I take her out.

She replies that 500 are is her normal price and she'll stay at least a couple hours and all night if she's feeling the love.

I nod and continue to jibber jabber and joke with her casually, while also help translating for my buddy.

My buddy finally decides on a girl and leaves with her.

I was going to split and catch a cab to VM, but since I liked this chick, I offered her 300 are to come to place to hang and sleep till morning.

She said OK.

I was happy, she was happy.

So I thought anyway.

She goes to tell her amiga working there that she"s going to leave with me, and when she comes back, she says her amiga told her some other guy wanted her and was willing to pay her 1000 are to leave with him instead.

She said she'd rather stay with me, but that was good money, and I could match if I wanted, blah, blah, blah.

I told her, that's great, I'm happy for you, go with him. Ate mais!

I usually read these girls well, I thought I had her digging me, however, I was fooled.

So I pay my bill, I see it's about 1 am, a get a second wind, I'm going to hit VM after all.

Now get this, as I'm about to leave, she comes zipping up to me and says, hey that other guy was lying, he"s not going to leave with her, and now she'll take the 300 are deal with me, hahaha.

I say "Tarde demais baby", "Too late baby", with a smile, and wish her luck.

I'm off to VM to find me a mulatinha!

(most likely never to enter Barbarellas again).

[Balboa]

Carnaval sucks from my perspective. It's hot. Most of the girls are unavailable. The ones that are, like at Solarium, are not happy because they're tied up working during carnaval.

Generally, it kind of sucks. I am waiting for things to settle out to a more normal routine. I've got a nice apartment, and I like the pernoites, 3 - 6 times a week with hot new younger (18,19 yo) girls mostly from prives..

I totally agree PB1!

Look forward to arriving again on Friday, post Caranaval weekend!

[Verraco]

Visiting Rio from NY, mainly came for Carnaval. Pre Carnaval enjoyed a hot masuist from Delirio Oriental. After that was just having fun with the Blocos and the whole Carnaval experience. Today I wanted to do some mongering and hit up 5 massage places, they were all closed. Didn't realize Mardi Gras was going to shut down the city! Any suggestion where a guy can get some action around here today? Haven't been to Mabs or Barbarella yet, are those the only bars with possible action? Any help would be appreciated.

[FuckAfMedDig]

First, people take themselves too seriously on a board for sex. Hence, my running feud with Sith Vader Cartman, who is a friend and wingman. But for the life of me, I can't understand why 3 pages get filled up with whether to pay upfront, when all that needs be said is don't.

Carnaval sucks from my perspective. It's hot. Most of the girls are unavailable. The ones that are, like at Solarium, are not happy because they're tied up working during carnaval.

Of course, I got a girl, that pretinha; and the day before a few pretinhas from VM with local wingmen. Most of my regulars are traveling or partying (not with me).

Generally, it kind of sucks. I am waiting for things to settle out to a more normal routine. I've got a nice apartment, and I like the pernoites, 3 - 6 times a week with hot new younger (18,19 yo) girls mostly from prives.

The Brazilians are not happy due to the economy. They pretend to be happy for carnaval, but most don't really get into it. I have a few local wingmen, guys in their 30's, who are great, as they are cariocas. They are unhappy because of no money; and no money, even being Cariocas, no girls, at least not the higher end hos I've been doing.

I've gone to three blocos. The best thing you can do to fit in is to buy a JBL Flip 3 bluetooth speaker, and put it in a bag, something like a 5-11 Tactical Moab6, and play a list of hip hop, 50 cent, jeremih; then you don't need to worry about speaking Portuguese. The blocos are really for Brazilians, singing their Brazilians songs, all of which I imagine go something like, "We have 14% inflation, and negative GDP growth, but we are Brazilian, so we like to be miserable together. " But that's just me. I guess I had a few chances to hook up with drunk women late at night here in Botafogo, girls from the bus stop, or whatever, but I really didn't want to take some girl I didn't know, who was falling down drunk up to my apartment (sex with a really drunk girl just isn't much fun, for me). Last year I had a mini relationship for free with a girl during Carnival, and we did Buzios for half of the party, which was good.

This year has just sucked during carnival. It's hot, muggy. I don't really like the blocos. My wingmen are really broke dudes who don't have anything to offer the women I'm after. I had one of my prive girls meet me at the metro, but she brought a friend who she wanted to have come up to the apartment with her when we banged, and I didn't want that, so we called it off, which pissed me off.

Wish I could say that Carnaval has been a great experience, but quite the opposite. I just hope now that it has passed, things will settle down a little.

The posting about paying up front etc is really overdone. My basic rule is if a girl starts to argue about money, I just block her and move on. I did that just today with a new gaucha, who turns out to be the same one that Soldier reported. Generally, if a girl is arguing about money, it means it is going to suck anyway. There are more than enough girls out there.

I have my own carnival for 2 (or 3) everytime I'm in Rio. The real one is claustrophobic and I prefer to come when its over and the everyday routine is back.

No more Carnival tourists and the opportunists who came for that have retreated.

Looking forward to diving into the dark with PatmarB and King Cartman as we've been contributing side by side for quite some time.

[ShawMan74]

There are those who do and those who talk. Certainly being in the first group is more fun than being part of the latter.

And here I was beginning to believe that its because Brazil might just be antipersonalitydisordered as all phuk. :/

[Da Bot]

Considering the large amounts of gringos in Rio now there should be some good reports. Why hang around in Rio when the brothels are closed? Maybe because there is the largest party in the world going on in Rio. If somebody isn't interested or capable of going for regular girls there are lots of working girls along the orla in Copacabana. Regarding prices, the Carnival days are the days when I spend less money. Mainly just costs for beer and food.

Well, Monte Carlo is still open, though it looks like nothing else is. Now that it's Tuesday, will some of the others open? Anyone know?

[PatmarBeleza1]

First, people take themselves too seriously on a board for sex. Hence, my running feud with Sith Vader Cartman, who is a friend and wingman. But for the life of me, I can't understand why 3 pages get filled up with whether to pay upfront, when all that needs be said is don't.

Carnaval sucks from my perspective. It's hot. Most of the girls are unavailable. The ones that are, like at Solarium, are not happy because they're tied up working during carnaval.

Of course, I got a girl, that pretinha; and the day before a few pretinhas from VM with local wingmen. Most of my regulars are traveling or partying (not with me).

Generally, it kind of sucks. I am waiting for things to settle out to a more normal routine. I've got a nice apartment, and I like the pernoites, 3 - 6 times a week with hot new younger (18,19 yo) girls mostly from prives.

The Brazilians are not happy due to the economy. They pretend to be happy for carnaval, but most don't really get into it. I have a few local wingmen, guys in their 30's, who are great, as they are cariocas. They are unhappy because of no money; and no money, even being Cariocas, no girls, at least not the higher end hos I've been doing.

I've gone to three blocos. The best thing you can do to fit in is to buy a JBL Flip 3 bluetooth speaker, and put it in a bag, something like a 5-11 Tactical Moab6, and play a list of hip hop, 50 cent, jeremih; then you don't need to worry about speaking Portuguese. The blocos are really for Brazilians, singing their Brazilians songs, all of which I imagine go something like, "We have 14% inflation, and negative GDP growth, but we are Brazilian, so we like to be miserable together. " But that's just me. I guess I had a few chances to hook up with drunk women late at night here in Botafogo, girls from the bus stop, or whatever, but I really didn't want to take some girl I didn't know, who was falling down drunk up to my apartment (sex with a really drunk girl just isn't much fun, for me). Last year I had a mini relationship for free with a girl during Carnival, and we did Buzios for half of the party, which was good.

This year has just sucked during carnival. It's hot, muggy. I don't really like the blocos. My wingmen are really broke dudes who don't have anything to offer the women I'm after. I had one of my prive girls meet me at the metro, but she brought a friend who she wanted to have come up to the apartment with her when we banged, and I didn't want that, so we called it off, which pissed me off.

Wish I could say that Carnaval has been a great experience, but quite the opposite. I just hope now that it has passed, things will settle down a little.

The posting about paying up front etc is really overdone. My basic rule is if a girl starts to argue about money, I just block her and move on. I did that just today with a new gaucha, who turns out to be the same one that Soldier reported. Generally, if a girl is arguing about money, it means it is going to suck anyway. There are more than enough girls out there.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Snip. Regarding prices, the Carnival days are the days when I spend less money. Mainly just costs for beer and food.

Hotel and apartment prices are through the roof during Carnival if you don't live there, are they not, even if free pussy is easier to get? Also, how many of those gringos are ISG members and not just tourists?

[Sperto]

Maybe most people either got out of Rio or didn't come so as to avoid the high prices and ripoffs during Carnival. Besides, aren't the prives and termas closed during this period, so why hang around?

Considering the large amounts of gringos in Rio now there should be some good reports. Why hang around in Rio when the brothels are closed? Maybe because there is the largest party in the world going on in Rio. If somebody isn't interested or capable of going for regular girls there are lots of working girls along the orla in Copacabana. Regarding prices, the Carnival days are the days when I spend less money. Mainly just costs for beer and food.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Amazing, the Carnival in Rio is going on and all the reports in the Rio de Janeiro thread on the last 3 pages are about paying upfront or not.

Maybe most people either got out of Rio or didn't come so as to avoid the high prices and ripoffs during Carnival. Besides, aren't the prives and termas closed during this period, so why hang around?

[Junior]

Amazing, the Carnival in Rio is going on and all the reports in the Rio de Janeiro thread on the last 3 pages are about paying upfront or not.

There are those who do and those who talk. Certainly being in the first group is more fun than being part of the latter.

[Balboa]

Had a buddy come into town, and he wanted to check out Mabs and Barbarela.

Not normally my thing, but went along anyway.

I actually had never been to Barbarelas, so I though, WTF, I'll check it out.

Mabs cracks me up really.

More so the guys there than the girls really. No offense to any Mabs regulars here.

There are really some strange characters that hang there.

While there at Mabs, I went inside the restroom, there was a fairly hot blonde girl nearby, so of course I was checking her out visually, when a total unkept, loud, obese goon pops up to me and says, "Sorry fella, she's mine, taken".

I said, "Congratulations, I'm sure she's thrilled", LOL.

The girl had that, my life sucks, look on her face.

Anyway, as most guys know already, Mabs is a mostly gringo hangout, with mostly either over the hill, around the block a gazillion times, type garotas hanging about, Yes, with an occasional hottie that pops in.

Didn't like it the first time I went, I like it even less now, LOL.

More on Barbarrlas later.

[Member #4405]

Paying upfront is not a big problem, those girls also have bad experience with some clients I always pay upfront when we are in the room I've never had bad experience you just have to be clear about what you want, many girls I went with they wanted to stay more I wanted them to leave when I pay a girl I just want to fuck her until I'm tired then I go back home.

Don't forget you will be alone with the girl in the room, just show her you are not a jerk but also not an idiot, show the clock before starting, ask her which service is included, if it all night just be precise what time you want her to leave because morning means many things, 6 am, 7 am, 8 am, 9 am 10 am.

I never dealt with street or VM girls most them are ugly only few are average.

There are many services you have to pay upfront, hotel, monthly rent, plane ticket, entrance to the night clubs, train ticket, takeaway food, supermarket, technology products (phone, computer, TV etc) internet, gas, water, subscription, season ticket, entrance to the museum, park, school, university, etc.

Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil but it is also not recognized so if there are some trouble those girls can't do anything because the police doesn't care because those girls don't pay any tax it is not because it is illegal in the USA girls can ask upfront payment even in the USA prostitutes rip off and steal.

In Brazil the police just cares about people that pay.

[Sperto]

Amazing, the Carnival in Rio is going on and all the reports in the Rio de Janeiro thread on the last 3 pages are about paying upfront or not.