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[Iceberg27]

I was only threetimes at Aca and last time was two years ago. Yep this club was very boring for me and on all my three visits was the line up there far behind the large Hessen clubs. Now I find here a lot of very positive reports about the line up. So ok maybe it so but one thing keeps very strange for me and this is the peanuts "money". The girls follow the money. I lost some favs of me from Frankfurt to Switzerland or Munich because they make there more money.

So and at Aca the girls get only 40 euro for a 30 minutes session. Also the extras CIM and anal AFAIK much cheaper compared to other clubs. So I have some doubts that real stunner with top room performance would do this.

40 entrance and 40 per session really makes sense when it compared to let s say Artemis. It is 80 entrance and 60 per session and for one visit I calculate as you will save 120 and this is about 400 TL and it is about 7,5 % of my monthly sallary.

Of course I wouldn't care about money if I will really have fun.

Hey Iceberg. Nice to hear you're heading back to Germany. Not that I have been to PHG in an eternity but from what I read it has not been a top FKK since the ownership change. If you decide to go an update would be great. As for Oceans, other than some obvious shilling I don't recall many good reviews suggesting hot girls. If you go, take FD's (?) advice and get some coupons that get you in for free (I'm not sure where to find these exactly).

After eliminating the clubs you have previously gone to, can I suggest Sixsens, LR, ACA, or even PSR, Mondial, and DV. Someone can correct me if I'm out of date but I'm confident any of these places will be better than Oceans or PHG.

I'll report back after running through the top 5 Hessen clubs as well as ACA next month. I agree that Sharks' lineup was truly amazing in November and one of the best I've ever seen. ACA lineup goes up and down like any other club but 2 years ago it boasted Romanians like Madalina and her crew including Valentina, and Dea as well as Germans like Saskia and Kitty, not to mention the 'vette's and the rest of the Hungarian crew.

Dear Banana,

I really trust your advices so I want to tell a bit more about my preferences.

I like Artemis because there are two kinos there and it is usual for girls come to Kino offer you a blowjob and switch to a room with you. This is really captivating me. In sharks there is Jacuzzi and a large saloon (also one kino but not as active as Artemis kino) so you can really spend time with girls.

Oase is somewhere with an integrated Kino so it is always part of life there.

I don't know they have a Kino there in Aca and how active it is.

For example in Mainhattan, kino is just dead.

In GT Brugge it is active and visited by girls and customers and it is always possible to find some nice girls in Kino. GT kino is the one that you can find the largest seats. (I can't even call them a seat it is clearly a very big bed so you must jump and slither on this bed to find your place.

If it is designed far from big saloon then it is being dead usually.

Artemis has an outdoor pool and sometimes I see guys get girls there. Unfortunately I guess in March there wouldn't be an outdoor option. But I hope I can come again in May.

Artemis has an inside pool but I have never seen a girl in it. Usually used by males.

So briefly that kind of facilities are important for me.

I hope my preferences are being understood.

Regards.

[Abox79]

What pics on the site? The only public pics of ACA girls I know are about 5 years old. Am I missing something new?

The ones I found in the online gallery. I am pleased if they are so old and maybe not representative of the quality.

[Banana Boi]

If it was down to the pics on site of the girls then I'd pass.

What pics on the site? The only public pics of ACA girls I know are about 5 years old. Am I missing something new?

[Sirioja]

I was only threetimes at Aca and last time was two years ago. Yep this club was very boring for me and on all my three visits was the line up there far behind the large Hessen clubs. Now I find here a lot of very positive reports about the line up. So ok maybe it so but one thing keeps very strange for me and this is the peanuts "money". The girls follow the money. I lost some favs of me from Frankfurt to Switzerland or Munich because they make there more money.

So and at Aca the girls get only 40 euro for a 30 minutes session. Also the extras CIM and anal AFAIK much cheaper compared to other clubs. So I have some doubts that real stunner with top room performance would do this.

I think you know my tastes for girls look in FRA, Marina Mainhattan even not top performer, Sara / Francesca, Sabina Scarlet Johansson.

Last Friday, my very regular was not working, but I didn't send her a message to ask if she will come, when I saw Selma. Mo, a real Sherazade, Christiana. Ro, 28 yo, the charm of Romanian brunette women and natural, pretty Louisa. De. These 3 girls provide high level for services and I also met many others, like Deria. Tu, Jaylon. Tu or Lora. Ro who was there on Friday. Aca is just a paradise for eyes and some girls are really friendly and provide really good services.

Aca superstar get more than 15 rooms on Friday and Saturday and should make about 2500 € from Friday to Sunday without any upsell for extra. I don't think many FKK WGs make so much money, even in GT or Oase or Sharks or Globe. Ch or even Aphrodisia. Ch. Besides, expensive don't mean quality, girls who try to upsell are not the best.

[Banana Boi]

This time I think Oceand and PHG but I am also suspicious about PHG because as far as I know it is a small club.

Hey Iceberg. Nice to hear you're heading back to Germany. Not that I have been to PHG in an eternity but from what I read it has not been a top FKK since the ownership change. If you decide to go an update would be great. As for Oceans, other than some obvious shilling I don't recall many good reviews suggesting hot girls. If you go, take FD's (?) advice and get some coupons that get you in for free (I'm not sure where to find these exactly).

After eliminating the clubs you have previously gone to, can I suggest Sixsens, LR, ACA, or even PSR, Mondial, and DV. Someone can correct me if I'm out of date but I'm confident any of these places will be better than Oceans or PHG.

I was only threetimes at Aca and last time was two years ago. Yep this club was very boring for me and on all my three visits was the line up there far behind the large Hessen clubs. Now I find here a lot of very positive reports about the line up.

I'll report back after running through the top 5 Hessen clubs as well as ACA next month. I agree that Sharks' lineup was truly amazing in November and one of the best I've ever seen. ACA lineup goes up and down like any other club but 2 years ago it boasted Romanians like Madalina and her crew including Valentina, and Dea as well as Germans like Saskia and Kitty, not to mention the 'vette's and the rest of the Hungarian crew.

[Abox79]

I share your concerns. I am going next week only because so many senior and established members wax lyrical about this place. If it was down to the pics on site of the girls then I'd pass.

I was only threetimes at Aca and last time was two years ago. Yep this club was very boring for me and on all my three visits was the line up there far behind the large Hessen clubs. Now I find here a lot of very positive reports about the line up. So ok maybe it so but one thing keeps very strange for me and this is the peanuts "money". The girls follow the money. I lost some favs of me from Frankfurt to Switzerland or Munich because they make there more money.

So and at Aca the girls get only 40 euro for a 30 minutes session. Also the extras CIM and anal AFAIK much cheaper compared to other clubs. So I have some doubts that real stunner with top room performance would do this.

[Craiova]

Boring yes but at various times can be the hottest lineup in Germany. Not to be missed.

I was only threetimes at Aca and last time was two years ago. Yep this club was very boring for me and on all my three visits was the line up there far behind the large Hessen clubs. Now I find here a lot of very positive reports about the line up. So ok maybe it so but one thing keeps very strange for me and this is the peanuts "money". The girls follow the money. I lost some favs of me from Frankfurt to Switzerland or Munich because they make there more money.

So and at Aca the girls get only 40 euro for a 30 minutes session. Also the extras CIM and anal AFAIK much cheaper compared to other clubs. So I have some doubts that real stunner with top room performance would do this.

[Banana Boi]

I have never visited Aca but I have heard it is a boring place.

Boring yes but at various times can be the hottest lineup in Germany. Not to be missed.

[PussyLiccker]

LR is smaller than Oase or Sharks. Check out the images on the website. I'd say about 50 girls on weekend night when the most girls show (could be half the number on the slower days), but the interior is fraction of what to expect at Sharks. 60 Euros entry, and 50 Euros per half hour. Extras are half the price of Hessen. The club is known for girls offering on the higher service level there, good attitude and pre-sales, light approaches (non-sharky, or aggressive in general). Worth visiting to see how it's like. High percentage of Ro like other venues.

In the end it's all about what girl you run into at clubs. Is Sharks or Oase better, it's complex. Is Artemis great because it's large? Visiting various places, and the experiences will answer what is most preferred. For me it's about the visit, I can have a Sharks visit, I don't run into many girls of my taste(or stand-out girls) on a busy Friday night (which was the case my last visit by the way). So, explore around, and have fun. All this rides on your experience, and individual taste.

[Iceberg27]

Well, Iceberg. Something need to break that Ice, or should I say stereotype. Haha.

If you have not explored NRW, put it on the agenda. Last trip, GT I had a good visit. Similarly, the go to places in the area are GT, LR, Samya, Aca, and YY. My personal favorites at the moment are GT, and Aca, which is predictably the case most often have been for me given all my experiences exploring NRW up to now. A new added fav of mine is actually in the NL called SixSens.

For me a good club visit will bring forth such a strong impression that, it will linger for awhile until I get it my thick skull, that I should ditch the place.

The top recommended places are recommended places based on my touring over a long period of time of various clubs in the region, but not end of all. There are clubs I haven't been for a long time like PHG(which I realized exploring reaps benefits) and Oceans for example.

If you can do vast majority of them, I recommend you look into them. I hope no Titanic hits. Hehe.

There are ways to optimize your visits(raise the chance of getting the most out of them), which rides on experience. If you have questions, feel free to ask.

PL,

I will definitely rent a car.

I have been in GT and Samya and Magnum before.

So they are out of list.

It looks like I will base in Fra again and will visit nrw daily.

I have never visited Aca but I have heard it is a boring place.

What you say if you compare LR to Oase and Sharks?

[PussyLiccker]

Well, Iceberg. Something need to break that Ice, or should I say stereotype. Haha.

If you have not explored NRW, put it on the agenda. Last trip, GT I had a good visit. Similarly, the go to places in the area are GT, LR, Samya, Aca, and YY. My personal favorites at the moment are GT, and Aca, which is predictably the case most often have been for me given all my experiences exploring NRW up to now. A new added fav of mine is actually in the NL called SixSens.

If you ever allot so many days in that region with a car rental. I highly recommend trying these places out for the first time. There are more in the area, various types like RTCs, service clubs, etc(depending on your flavor).

My motto is that, if you are flexable, check them out, and them scratch them off the list if not meeting your expectations.

For me a good club visit will bring forth such a strong impression that, it will linger for awhile until I get it my thick skull, that I should ditch the place.

The top recommended places are recommended places based on my touring over a long period of time of various clubs in the region, but not end of all. There are clubs I haven't been for a long time like PHG(which I realized exploring reaps benefits) and Oceans for example.

If you can do vast majority of them, I recommend you look into them. I hope no Titanic hits. Hehe.

There are ways to optimize your visits(raise the chance of getting the most out of them), which rides on experience. If you have questions, feel free to ask.

[Iceberg27]

I was just trying to decide for my next trip of Germany and this time since I hit the big most popular ones many times I want to try some different clubs.

Because of last Tuesday dress days I will definitely hit Palace. I neglect the negative comments about there because for me it is a tier 1 club like Oase-Sharks and Artemis.

I want to try big clubs. I am really getting bored in small clubs.

Since there are many good reports about Mainhattan I really thought it is waste of time and money for me.

This time I think Oceand and PHG but I am also suspicious about PHG because as far as I know it is a small club.

And I still don't know what will be the number of girls in Ocean. (lets say on a Saturday night).

World is also on my list because GFE effect.

And I need one more club name. I will probably make three visits.

Is there any more recommendations?

Regards.

[SvenFKK]

Which MPs are you talking about? What's your definition of "happy ending"? A few more details would be helpful I think.

I am far from being an expert on MPs in Germany, but my experiences have have been very different from yours:

- Many Thai MP's are strictly professional and non-erotic and you will not be offered anything erotic or a HE at all. Typically http://www.rama-day-spa.de/, but also many others. You really need to know where to go.
- In most MP's I have attended in Frankfurt you will get a lot more than a HE. First of all the masseuse will always be fully nude and services will most often include erotic massage, B2B (including pussyslides and tit massage), mutual touching, and HJ, and sometimes also kissing, prostate massage, COB and DATY without extra charge (and a few times at an extra cost). BBBJ and CFS sometimes available at an extra cost (Premium Massage, Kaskade, Pam's Lounge and a few others come to mind).
- At one time I was at a Thai MP that turned out to be a brothel with no massages on offer at all.
- And then I have attended a few "tantric massages" which can be a mix of anything and nothing.

So, IME we need to be more specific when talking about MPs in Germany. I find it very difficult to make generalisations.

A brothel calling itself a massage parlor is rare in Germany. (One can get massage in a brothel, though.) There are basically 4 types of massage parlors:

1. Medical massage: paid for via a prescription from your physician. Chances are some big dude in a T-shirt will massage you on a table.

2. Wellness massage: generally similar to above, but more about relaxation and less about treating muscular injuries. Often offered at large indoor swimming pools / saunas. If in a sauna area, sometimes you can be nude during the massage, but the masseur / masseuse will not be and there is no erotic component.

3. Tantra massage: a lot of far-eastern bullshit, but usually of good quality. Usually includes a hand job (this is what most people mean by happy end) and perhaps prostate massage. Touching the masseuse is possible but not very much. There is a whole range here: people who have studied far-eastern woo for years and so on, and at the other extreme just a tacky statue of Buddha in the corner-and everything in-between.

4. Erotic massage: the description above is spot-on. Officially, only erotic massage (both nude, body-to-body, touching, handjob) is on offer and you can complain and get a refund if any of these are missing. DATY, COB, kissing: possible, but not guarantee. Some girls will offer it to some clients but not others. BBBJ and CFS: rather rare, but it is on offer, as is CBJ, but usually at an extra cost. (Consider: just around the corner you can have 20 minutes fuck and suck in the RLD for EUR 25, while massage-parlor extras start at EUR 30 or so but the time is included in the time you've already paid for.) Very occasionally such extras are offered at no extra cost, but practically never if you ask for them. In other words, the girls know that this is not officially offered, and are under no pressure to do so, but might occasionally offer it to a client (usually a regular) they genuinely like.

On the web, look for "erotische Massage". If the website has nude or seminude photos of the girls, it is not in category 1 or 2 above. Tantra places tend to charge more than the standard EUR 100 for one hour.
(Fees for less or more than one hour and/or for more than one girl at a time do vary, so if you want, say, 2 girls for 2 hours, it pays to shop around.)

[Shark16]

Remember in Germany what you call "massage parlor" will often be just that: a massage with happy ending.

Which MPs are you talking about? What's your definition of "happy ending"? A few more details would be helpful I think.

I am far from being an expert on MPs in Germany, but my experiences have have been very different from yours:

- Many Thai MP's are strictly professional and non-erotic and you will not be offered anything erotic or a HE at all. Typically http://www.rama-day-spa.de/, but also many others. You really need to know where to go.
- In most MP's I have attended in Frankfurt you will get a lot more than a HE. First of all the masseuse will always be fully nude and services will most often include erotic massage, B2B (including pussyslides and tit massage), mutual touching, and HJ, and sometimes also kissing, prostate massage, COB and DATY without extra charge (and a few times at an extra cost). BBBJ and CFS sometimes available at an extra cost (Premium Massage, Kaskade, Pam's Lounge and a few others come to mind).
- At one time I was at a Thai MP that turned out to be a brothel with no massages on offer at all.
- And then I have attended a few "tantric massages" which can be a mix of anything and nothing.

So, IME we need to be more specific when talking about MPs in Germany. I find it very difficult to make generalisations.

[Hessen Bub]

He didn't ask about my personal ranking. He asked where to get DFK for 50€. I'd prefer Sharks over World re line up quantity AND quality, haven't been to World for 2 or 3 months.

HB.