Dubai Reports

[CiderMaker]

Tonight I figured to step .... BLAH BLAH BLAH ...she would refuse me on the spot LOL.

I read all that. To save others the time I'll summarise. He got too drunk and shat himself.

We've all been there.

[Alex7J]

Tonight I figured to step into the footsteps of Alex who mentioned a cheaper version of York in the Astoria Hotel. And to make it interesting, I wanted to find pussy for 200 dh max. Regular hunting can become a bit boring at times, so challenges like this, keeps it fun. Variations of this theme are: go with the shortest, skinniest woman in the club, go for the one who resembles your first real GF the most, etc. Silly, but well, it gives hunting a purpose.

Needless to say, I didn't finish. Instead, I tried to clean myself with some wet wipes that she offered. After sufficiently wiping my ass, I got dressed and left the place. WIR? Nah, she would refuse me on the spot LOL.

Simply awesome, we need to find more places like Astoria and then all our fellow ISG can have fun in the clubs also and we can start a new thread pussy under 200 in DXB and counting. LOL.

[IAintSpecial]

Spring Break will start on Mar 10th 2016 til Mar 20th 2016. All schools will be closed, so expect a higher hotel rate during these periods.

I don't think it will be anything like previous years considering the overnight austerity that has been imposed on Saudi Arabia due to the current oil situation. I predict the next 2 years will bring about changes never seen before in this region since they became oil rich back in the day.

[Joe Karnavic]

This report was edited or deleted because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted

Alex, we enjoy your detailed long posts but we have sure missed on this one. Next time copy before posting it haha. I am sure this English / Chinese / Urdu / Arabic FR would have gone into ROD!!

[Tkn14]

Spring Break will start on Mar 10th 2016 til Mar 20th 2016. All schools will be closed, so expect a higher hotel rate during these periods.

[Alex7J]

Tonight I figured to step into the footsteps of Alex who mentioned a cheaper version of York in the Astoria Hotel. And to make it interesting, I wanted to find pussy for 200 dh max. Regular hunting can become a bit boring at times, so challenges like this, keeps it fun. Variations of this theme are: go with the shortest, skinniest woman in the club, go for the one who resembles your first real GF the most, etc. Silly, but well, it gives hunting a purpose.

I didn't finish. Instead, I tried to clean myself with some wet wipes that she offered. After sufficiently wiping my ass, I got dressed and left the place. WIR? Nah, she would refuse me on the spot LOL.

I so wanted to go Astoria but something stopped me I dunno why maybe destiny does not want you and me to bump into each other. The thrill to hunt in these bottom places is fun sometimes.

I was in Moscow, Broadway, abjar and aayoush tonight and home without a lay. I just can't walk up to a lady, its just not me. LOL.

Adios. Cheers.

Inshallah we will bump into each other soon. Planning to try the early evening scene at Astoria tomorrow lets catch up for a drink there.

Alex

[Love Tactics]

Tonight I figured to step into the footsteps of Alex who mentioned a cheaper version of York in the Astoria Hotel. And to make it interesting, I wanted to find pussy for 200 dh max. Regular hunting can become a bit boring at times, so challenges like this, keeps it fun. Variations of this theme are: go with the shortest, skinniest woman in the club, go for the one who resembles your first real GF the most, etc. Silly, but well, it gives hunting a purpose.

So 200 dh max it was. Went up to the first floor where you have the Mexican-themed bar. I could enter for free because I was white I guess. Being white has it ups. Weirdly enough, when I entered a belly dancer was on stage. Very cute face and body. Went to the right to get a drink at the bar. Only 30 dh for a pint, me happy much. The ladies were indeed similar to York, as in all nationalities were represented. Some overweight Indian (or Pakistani, sorry, can't tell the difference) were there in full long saris. Not too sexy for me, but they were surprisingly popular with the guys. I guess I was the only white guy in the club, but that's not a problem. Kinda rowdy, basic, gruff, I like that. Went to the other side of the club where you also have a bar, and felt like playing rugby: lots of pushing around, bumping into guys, and what have you. But I finally arrived and order another pint.

Next to me, I heard an African lady arguing with an Indian (or Pakistani, or Bengali, or Nepali, sorry I can't, well, you know). She wanted 200, he offered 150. Always fun to hear the negotiations next to you while you're slowly sipping a beer. She kept on insisting on 200, but the guy wouldn't budge, so eventually he left. Ha! This was going to be too easy. I said to the black spinner: jambo blah blah, I'll give you 200, and figured mission accomplished! But no, she replied "300 darling". Dafuq?? I asked why, and she said that because I am white, I am rich. Being white has its downs, as well. Plus she said that with white guys it's more work for her, as they tend to fuck longer. We had a good laugh over this, and she was very sweet with a lovely face and nice, tight body. But well, I was on a 200 dh max mission, so no deal.

Tried my luck with other nationalities, but they all quoted between 300 and 1000 (for ST. After two hours or so I left, heading for York. Pro-tip: don't enter via the official exit, as that takes you the long way out, via stairs. Simply go out through the in door and you can take the elevator down.

Just as I was stepping out of the club, a guy on the street asked if I wanted massage. Only 100 for the house, and tip for the girl. It was getting late, I was getting drunk, and I really didn't want to go to York, so I figured that this would still be a way to reach my goal. Kinda cheating but hey, pussy is pussy. So we went to this place facing Astoria Hotel. Only available lady was an Indian girl from Bombay. Felt like a smart-ass, so I said "ah, you mean Mumbai". This broke the ice and she was quite sweet. Not my type, but well, she had a nice smile.

The massage was strong and not too bad. On the flip she wanted 200, told her 100 because that's all I had in my wallet, and she accepted. I had difficulty coming due to the many beers, until she touched my ass. I started groaning, and she picked up on this by putting her finger up my butt. This always works for me and I became rock hard. Then, as I was getting into it, I had to fart. Not really too sure what happened, but well, it turned out to be a wet fart. Must have been the beer. The smell was really awkward and the stain on the sheets was not too nice either. So there I was, red as a beet, mumbling sorry. Sometimes, girls put on a condom before entering the dark zone, but she was bare-fingered. Oops! She was totally groced out, and that was the end of the massage. Needless to say, I didn't finish. Instead, I tried to clean myself with some wet wipes that she offered. After sufficiently wiping my ass, I got dressed and left the place. WIR? Nah, she would refuse me on the spot LOL.

[Snow1998]

Great report Sana. I missed out on Boudoir as we reached around 1 AM after hanging out at CIN CIN. We were asked to book a table at 3000 DHS as we were stags. No point as we quite high anyway.

Next time definitely.

Where in India are you from Sana.

That report is 7 months old! And you didn't have to quote the whole post just for that. The PM service is for personal messengers and questions. You should try it.

[SunnyKapoor]

This happened in April this year and I was in Boudoir in Dubai Marine beach resort and wanted to really check if there is any good action there. I arrived at around 11 pm and the.

Bouncers insisted for a couple entry or 500 dirhams entry which is fully adjustable. I was stuck for a moment but seeing the super hot girls entering the club I opted for the 500 the.

Entry. Once inside I bought a drink took a corner stool and was observing what's happening, I could see single girls and couples coming in non stop. It was Bollywood music that.

Day and I could see Indians, Pakistanis, East European, CIS, Arabs & some African girls. I took my second drink and spent time finding a nice place to stand. I also made few rounds to check the girls and stood in a prominent place. Almost all the Indian girls were couples and it was a mix of regulars and WG's. I was wondering how to spot the difference as all the super hot girls were with their BF's and most of the single girls were average and below with few good ones here and there.

Within seconds a busty sexy looking Pakistan girl named Nafeesa came to me and introduced her, I liked her but I pretended as if I have no interested in her (The reason being I.

Need to exhaust the 500 Dirhams entry) , Seeing this she just came to her real question, "Would you like to take me to your room?", I showed surprise, and asked her how much? She said AED 800 for 2 hour or 1500 for LT. I told her no. I pretended as if I am just about to leave her and go out, I told her I can pay AED1000 for full night, She left and I went...

Great report Sana. I missed out on Boudoir as we reached around 1 AM after hanging out at CIN CIN. We were asked to book a table at 3000 DHS as we were stags. No point as we quite high anyway.

Next time definitely.

Where in India are you from Sana.

[Alex7J]

LOL, good to see I inspire people. The hunt is usually the fun part, exploring different clubs etc.

Never been to Tantra, I usually go to Ratsky. Last night it was packed with ladies, quite a few new ones and good looking. It's a strange place, always more girls than men, but quality can vary within a week. Not sure why. High turnover I guess, and now with the end of the month, many punters have run out of money, so more pussy for us.

And yes, somehow the waitresses are always the hottest! What's that place again where York waitresses go after work? There's this late-night bar that someone mentioned in the forum, but can't find the post anymore.

How are the ladies in ratsky, any top notch quality or decent 5-8 is also good for me if she is GFE LOL, I used to be a frequent guy there but its been 6 months I haven't even entered the security guy remembered me yesterday when I was entering fortune Karama hotel.

Late night bar where the waitress go after work: Voila: must be pussy heaven: This needs to be checked into?

We were in Karama hotel at the same time just in different bars: LOL:

Cheers.

[Love Tactics]

Inspired by love tactics craziness and the previous day in Astoria during early evening the dick wanted to see some nasty pussy.

LOL, good to see I inspire people. The hunt is usually the fun part, exploring different clubs etc.

TGIT was almost closed it is more of a day time or evening mongering destination with everything cheap from drinks: pussy: food so they suggest head upstairs I forgot the name of the club.

That's above TGIT? Must check it out!

Tantra in the fortune Karama hotel 50 drhms with free drink enter and they have renovated the whole club but forgot to renovate the washrooms Dubai should learn from BKK and HKG regarding clubs. 25% full but have a mix of ladies some Viet brigade and rest Paki and Bangladeshi stuff none to my taste but a very hot waitress Indian or Srilankan, she is tall dark has multiple piercing in ears and has a naughty smile. She made me have a couple of drinks in the empty club.

Never been to Tantra, I usually go to Ratsky. Last night it was packed with ladies, quite a few new ones and good looking. It's a strange place, always more girls than men, but quality can vary within a week. Not sure why. High turnover I guess, and now with the end of the month, many punters have run out of money, so more pussy for us.

And yes, somehow the waitresses are always the hottest! What's that place again where York waitresses go after work? There's this late-night bar that someone mentioned in the forum, but can't find the post anymore.

[Love Tactics]

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EDITOR's NOTE This report was edited or deleted because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted.

LOL, Alex, did you type this with your dick hammering at the keyboard?

[NewCoco]

Hi members,

Any idea if the famous "Happy V" chain is offering extras in any of its branches?

Thanks

[Jake993]

New day new pussy.

Adios.

Hi Alex. You are a MACHINE, my man. Enjoy reading your reports. Entertaining as hell. Keep them coming.

[CaliTexMex]

Met up with a girl Nancy from a little Vietnamese massage parlor in The Greens. She was from Abu Dhabi but moved to Dubai. Their room only has two beds which is partitioned with a curtain. Not the most intimate setting. But she greeted me with a sexy outfit with a g string. Her tight little body really gets me going. In the hour I had with her she let me go twice with her and even BBFS without finishing in her. I have seen this girl many times and always have a great time. Her massage skills are not great. Just wish she could come back to Abu Dhabi. There was one other cute girl there that I would like to try.

She is currently on vacation back in Vietnam but said she is coming back. When, I'm not sure. But she is a great gal. 300 AED for the time and a small tip.