Pattaya Reports

[Haven123]

Buriram IS Isaan. While Buriram is both a city and a state (province) within the northeast region of Thailand, Isaan is what the northeast region is called.

And like you, I always meet some bad chicks from Buriram.

Wrong end! There are not too many SWs down that end. And the ones that are, are usually old hags. You actually should have started at Mike's and worked your way down towards Walking Street.

1. Re Buriram: Heck, can't believe I didn't look that up on Wiki, like I usually do. Feel like a real idiot! LOL.

2. Re Beach RD, I guess that makes sense, as you get closer to WS? Will do the walk for the other half, clearly I missed the good half.

Thanks, Mr ENT.

[Mr Enternational]

We then went to Soi 3 and I found a massage place I liked and I decided to get another massage with a cute girl from Buriram. (yeah they are all from Isaan or Buriram, it seems, and I definitely like the Buriram ones better, but my sample size is too small and not statistically valid. Hope to get to a good sample size in the next few days).

Buriram IS Isaan. While Buriram is both a city and a state (province) within the northeast region of Thailand, Isaan is what the northeast region is called.

And like you, I always meet some bad chicks from Buriram.

I then walked down Soi 6 to Beach RD, and since I had never done that walk, decided to see what this beach RD FL were all about. Walked from Soi 6 intersection to just past Mike's Mall and saw really nothing doable, except for 2 girls from Isaan, who wanted to go as a team, for 1000 baht, 22 yrs and sort of may even fit right in at one the WS clubs. Other than that, zippo. I'm sure the fact that it was 11 pm had something to do with it.

Wrong end! There are not too many SWs down that end. And the ones that are, are usually old hags. You actually should have started at Mike's and worked your way down towards Walking Street.

[Haven123]

On Thursday had an excellent Thai Body Massage on 2nd rd by a cute girl Julie, from Issan, she did great but not available for extras! They actually gave me baggy pants to wear and Chinese peasant type top, LOL. But, I did like this cute girl, may go back again and see if things change. 1 HR body massage quite good, 200 baht and I tipped her 100.

Then met up with Old New Guy for lunch at Central Festival and then we checked out Soi 7 and Soi 3 together. ONG Did not much care for Soi 7. I on the other hand found a tall, slim cute one dancing and wanted to hit that bar. ONG Said it might be a LB. And I asked one of the girls standing beside her, as she danced, and she said yes, LB. Hahaha. Thanks ONG, I almost fell that one. Actually to me looked like an 18 year old, flaca Dominican from Puerto Plata ( both skin color and looks ) but tall! ( maybe that was the clue). Boy they can act so lady like and have zero guy attributes, and was maybe 19. Go fIgure! Lesson learned. LOL.

We then went to Soi 3 and I found a massage place I liked and I decided to get another massage with a cute girl from Buriram. (yeah they are all from Isaan or Buriram, it seems, and I definitely like the Buriram ones better, but my sample size is too small and not statistically valid. Hope to get to a good sample size in the next few days). Well, ONG decided he was not interested and said bye. And I think got back on his bike. I then went in to a private room with this cute girl called Ooh, 21 very schoolgirl charm and playfulness. I went for the aroma oil massage at 450 and this girl was playful as hell and knew how to turn on the charm. Anyway, I had a good time and she wanted to offer only a HJ happy ending, which was surprising, but later came around to FS for $1500!! Tried to get her to come down and she was not budging all the way to the end and so what the heck, I gave in. Funny, bubbly, giggling girl.

On the way back at the end of Soi 3 popped in to check out the fish bowl line up at Honey 1. 2,500, 3000, 3,500 and 5000 baht ( VIP ) were the options the mgr guy quoted me. Interesting that he asked if I was by myself or a group. My guess is that they may offer a group discount. Which is why the Chinese and indians show up here in hordes. The only ones doable IMO were the 3500 baht ones, the VIP ones I think you have to ask for and that's a private audience. ( but I could be mistaken ). Maybe try it next week , perhaps a couple of days before I leave, for comparison purposes. So far, at least to me it seems that if one can get a high quality girl from Insomnia for 2 or 2.5 K , after dancing and building a rapport it could have better multi day potential, that these other places may not. Anyways, I plan to get another at least a dozen massages in the next week, so let's see if I luck into any cute ones that are available to come to VT 6.

I think staying out at Insomnia until 7 am for 4 out of 7 nights, drained me of day time activities so I will be adjusting that schedule on my part and keeping my Insomnia time to a max of 3 hours from 1230-330 here on out. That was the lesson learned.
( the girl from Insomnia Fii from Buriram, keeps calling, but so far I have not felt like I want to restart that one because then it would mean giving up on my other plans ).

On the way back, I walked back from Soi 3 to Soi 6, it was about 1030 pm and decided to see how Soi 6 looked at that time. Many places were busy but I dunno, Soi 6 may not be for me.

I then walked down Soi 6 to Beach RD, and since I had never done that walk, decided to see what this beach RD FL were all about. Walked from Soi 6 intersection to just past Mike's Mall and saw really nothing doable, except for 2 girls from Isaan, who wanted to go as a team, for 1000 baht, 22 yrs and sort of may even fit right in at one the WS clubs. Other than that, zippo. I'm sure the fact that it was 11 pm had something to do with it.

I decided to walk back to VT6 and decided to call it an early night. It's now about 6 am and my plan is to get another Thai massage (maybe around the area that Uncle V recommened) this am around 11 am, and get to Kinnaree place by 1 pm. And then nap, get another massage, get some dinner and hit Insomnia after 1230 am.

Question: Does anyone know of the Thai Massage Schools like in BKK. My body massages were not at that level and I remember last visit (eons ago of course) I had been to the premier school in BKK (a wide and tall almost 8 story building Masage School) and had a fantastic professional massage for about 2 1/2 hours on a package deal that they offered.

So, is there any such place here in Pattaya?

[Old New Guy]

The one closest to the Soi Bukhao end of the alley in particular had 3 or 4 really cute girls.

I remember years ago taking a supercute slim one from there to my resort almost on Pattaya North. She would then meet at night on her own. At the same time I was giving money and fluids to an oldie FL with bolt-ons aptly called Gin Tonic, and mingled with her friends sitting on the floor of a shop before disco time. At that time I first realized that no matter how much time one waste with'em, nothing is learned. Good times.

[SeverusSnape]

Sometimes the girls will be super nice to me and suggest that they can give me a massage in my room if I like. 1 girl suggested come over the next morning and I would just pay her to massage me, and not pay the shop. I agreed to this and she came over the next morning and she asked me to massage her one thing led to another and we started kissing and getting in bed. She never asked for a fee but I knew that I would need to give her something extra more then the basic 600 baht for the massage room fee.

Pattaya has certainly earned his name as the sex capital of the world! I spend a lot of time at the Windmill bar where you can finger fuck girls for 100 tip. Even stick your finger up their ass.

Pattaya is certainly a unique place and I will certainly be back.

I never bought a massage girl back to my room. As I always fuck them in the first meeting itself. But your experience is great. Maybe I would try it soon.

Spot on about Windmill. And the same is the case in "Baby Dolls" bar too. I did not even tip, just bought LDs. In in a 1 hour time spent at BabyDolls I had. Finger fucked both and ass, inserted different stuff in pussy (from ice cubes to banana), and licked pussy.

[Uncle Volodya]

You'll read it first: it's over 555. Yesterday she didn't seemed interested in a repeat and returned one single message as "I'm dinner already". When I saw her at the Ibar I just said how are you doing. A loss for sex but also spared withdrawal pain, because when I'm staying longer that one a night with a woman that I really like things quickly get personal, and at the time of leaving one takes the risk of opening himself to misery keeping in contact. Still recommend her for 100% GFE. She stands by the ladie's room.

Sorry to hear that my friend. But I know you will find a replacement soon. And tis good to take a night off now and then to recharge.

Happy hunting!

[Uncle Volodya]

So, 2nd RD near Soi Buakhao and Soi Diana (BTW I am little confused. I thought Soi Buakhao was parallel to 2nd RD) ? It's like a 5 min walk from VT 6.

And, you don't mean Honey right ( which is in that general area ) ? I'd much prefer smaller places though...if you have any other suggestions... Sorry to be pestering you ...Thx

There are a bunch of massage shops on Kasetsin 11 Alley the next Soi parallel to LK Metro. The one closest to the Soi Bukhao end of the alley in particular had 3 or 4 really cute girls.

It may be a little too pro for you. But its pretty close to where you are staying so it may be worth a look the next time you are out for a walkabout.

[XRatedBangkok]

I was in Pattaya a few days ago and I wanted to have a quickie in a small oil massage shop I spotted earlier. The venture is named Paradise Massage and is located in the Pattaya Songsai Soi 11. It is 10 meters from the corner Soi Buakhao, close to the Sawasdee Siam hotel.

So there I went and picked a girl whose name I forgot. She is a young girl from Isaan, Udon Thani, slim, dark skin color, dark color eyes and a white painted pretty face. She says she is 20, no way to know if it is true. Prices are 1200Th be for a short time, 1000 thb for a blow job and 700 thb for a hand job. I chose the blowjob.

I let my conductress guide me. Judging by the many pairs of men shoes I could see down the stairs, about 7, I deducted it was rush hour and full house. It was about 5 pm. Up we go. The stairs are tiny and each floor has 1 to 2 rooms. A guy with a Hell Angels' look was busy here washing the bed linen. We reach the room and hey there was a lady here with a fifty-something dude by the door. They are about to leave. A bit odd but OK. The room is approximately 20 m, divided in two by a seedy curtain. On each side is a single bed and that's all. That is not the most comfortable place in the world but that is fine with me. I undress, she gives me the towel and she shows me the shower on landing. Somebody is in there so I wait back in the room. And then hey, who is coming back in the room? The dude and the lady I just saw. They were not finished. The guy goes to lie on the bed. I am here on the other side of the curtain, in this tiny room, surprised and then quickly annoyed.

"- So they are going to stay here now?

- (she says nothing but starts to pinch my nipples as if I was a capricious kid).

- Listen, there is no way I am staying here with this guy in the same room."

No word from the papa one meter away. I put my clothes back on and I am quite pissed off. Some of you may think I behave rude for a Thai person, but here is what I think: this is just unacceptable and this is such a bad service that I consider it to be a scam. And with scammers, I do not raise my voice; instead I tell them "no" and I vote with my feet: I leave. I am a customer paying for a hooker, I am not a dog and I expect to be treated as a customer and to get a fair service.

So down we go, I can see the lady is offended but I just do not care. She passes the counter where the mamasan is sitting. That one looks at me with this greedy look they have and realizes her commission is flying away. The girl reaches outside and reports to the other girls "yeah he doesn't want, he wants to have a room for him" and she goes to sit where I cannot see her. Then another girl steps in, a fat bottom one with a pear figure and asks me what the problem is. LOL as it was normal to be shagging with a buddy one meter away from you, as if it never happened that anyone complained. The mamasan then tells me there is another free room and I can have a look at it. She gives the key to the chubby and this one invites me to go upstairs.

At this point I do not trust this place any more, and I already know what is going to happen: by Thai girl business magic, I will wind up with the plump babe who was absolutely not my first choice to begin with. So that is the second no go in my head. I explain it to the mackerel and I regret not to have told her how I felt about the room rotation.

I briefly consider to call the slim queen bee back in, but I already know that 1. She may say "no" and 2. That she feels huffy and that she would give a very poor performance: not worth it at all. So I just nod, put my shoes back on and leave. As I am leaving, I memorize the location and the name for the report I will later write.

So my conclusion: Paradise Massage and is located in the Pattaya Songsai Soi 11 bad house policy, poor service, close to scam. I do not recommend.

[Haven123]

From N to S there are the big "avenues", North, Central, South. That with beach, 2nd, 3rd and Sukhumvit give you the approx area before getting to Soi level. I know when not driving oneself it's a pain to get around to explore, another alternative could be the massobrothels of Buakhao 11, east of 2nd.

So, 2nd RD near Soi Buakhao and Soi Diana (BTW I am little confused. I thought Soi Buakhao was parallel to 2nd RD) ? It's like a 5 min walk from VT 6.

And, you don't mean Honey right ( which is in that general area ) ? I'd much prefer smaller places though...if you have any other suggestions... Sorry to be pestering you ...Thx

[Old New Guy]

Thanks, ONG. But pray tell me where on second RD is Pattaya Central and Pattaya. As you know, I am a dunce when it comes to stuff like that! So, Second Rd and near what Soi please?

From N. to S. there are the big "avenues", North, Central, South. That with beach, 2nd, 3rd and Sukhumvit gives you the approx area before getting to Soi level. I know when not driving oneself it's a pain to get around to explore, another alternative could be the massobrothels of Buakhao 11, east of 2nd.

[Haven123]

Go to Kinnaree if you haven't been. Be inside and let the girls come to you. Great service. Same price as soi 6. Remember peak hours are from 3-6 pm and the place closes at 7 pm.

By massage do you mean random shops or places like Honey 2, Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, etc. ? I'm guessing the soapies are too pro for your liking.

Ok, yeah I've heard from many about Kinnaree so I will try that either today or tomorrow.

Yeah, the Honey, Sabai stuff is not for me. Went in to Honey and turned back in like 3 seconds (I did do one like in 2002 , the only other time I've been here) and it was good. But I think these soapies are too pro for me at this stage in my life. For whatever reason it just does not work for me.

And, By massage I meant places I meant like Thai massage in a private room for an hour and if I like the young cute girl I can then try to see if she wants to come to VT 6 later ? I realize it will be hit or miss, but I think it's a not a bad way to spend 300 Baht for an hour ,and I can try 2-3 in a day?

Ok, Kinnaree place it is, BB. Thanks.

[Haven123]

That would be the high-ends soapies, more a thermae or a gent's club rather than massage. You see the biggest ones passing Pattaya central on 2nd road, but also on Pattaya North. There are less known but luxurious ones in the same area. These normally cater to Asian customers that want young submissive masseuse and a quickie.

If you want to have a cute masseuse coming to your room you need to try her out first at her place, tip nicely and that should convince her and the owner to let her outcall a next time.

Thanks, ONG. But pray tell me where on second RD is Pattaya Central and Pattaya. As you know, I am a dunce when it comes to stuff like that! So, Second Rd and near what Soi please?

Oh, and BTW I'm really sorry about your Viagra. Yeah, I hear you man, with my sinuses (the only surgery I had in my life was for a deviated septum and to roto rooter my sinuses to widen them). Easy peasy surgey, but recovery is a bit-h !

And so, Viagra for me starts off with a runny nose and eyes. Have not used a Viagra or Cialis (which did didly squat for me BTW) in over a year. But when it works it's great, but yeah cumming can be difficult and oh BTW it also takes up my body's Pottasium and I need to replenish electrolytes with the WHO electrolyte packets in water! LOL.

[Old New Guy]

Hey, could you or anyone else on this board, please suggest a few places for meeting cute young massage girls, preferably somewhere where they also have good quality private rooms with excellent ac for massage on premises. And then I can maybe figure out where and how I go from there. To having them come over to my room? I'd love to try that today! LOL.

That would be the high-ends soapies, more a thermae or a gent's club rather than massage. You see the biggest ones passing Pattaya central on 2nd road, but also on Pattaya North. There are less known but luxurious ones in the same area. These normally cater to Asian customers that want young submissive masseuse and a quickie.

If you want to have a cute masseuse coming to your room you need to try her out first at her place, tip nicely and that should convince her and the owner to let her outcall a next time.

[Banana Boi]

Hey, could you or anyone else on this board, please suggest a few places for meeting cute young massage girls, preferably somewhere where they also have good quality private rooms with excellent ac for massage on premises. And then I can maybe figure out where and how I go from there. To having them come over to my room? I'd love to try that today! LOL.

Go to Kinnaree if you haven't been. Be inside and let the girls come to you. Great service. Same price as soi 6. Remember peak hours are from 3-6 pm and the place closes at 7 pm.

By massage do you mean random shops or places like Honey 2, Sabai Dee, Sabai Room, etc. ? I'm guessing the soapies are too pro for your liking.

[Old New Guy]

Yes congrats to ONG. I am so happy he found his lady and I hope they continue to enjoy each other to the max for the rest of his trip.

You'll read it first: it's over 555. Yesterday she didn't seemed interested in a repeat and returned one single message as "I'm dinner already". When I saw her at the Ibar I just said how are you doing. A loss for sex but also spared withdrawal pain, because when I'm staying longer that one a night with a woman that I really like things quickly get personal, and at the time of leaving one takes the risk of opening himself to misery keeping in contact. Still recommend her for 100% GFE. She stands by the ladie's room.

H123 - I also like to observe situations at the disco, perhaps I oversimplify but I find most characters just fall into predictable categories. For example today a young Afro-American was being literally pestered by a short fattie but he would not just move, then tells me he was trying to get 2500 Bt out of her! ? ! Not supersmart I'd say. We don't see or know but there is much more shit going on, drugs, HIV, bad fights. And many girls are banned from Ibar permanently.
Man now that you wrote it I find that I've got a congested nose too! But at least the cock congestion by generic Viagra is ending, fuck it made almost painful to pi ss too! So yesterday I took a rest from catching pussy and mostly sat.