London

[Abox79]

There sure is, if you want to have sex with a cheap working girl who looks nothing like her pics is a grotty, filthy, damp and disgusting flat on bedding that is soiled and hasn't been changed since she was last fucked by 50 guys then the answer is yes.

Hi Everybody,

Are there any brothels in London? I heard brothel is illegal. Please advise.

[Bfsie]

Hi Everybody,

Are there any brothels in London? I heard brothel is illegal. Please advise.

[Jojosun]

Preamble.

After a couple of simulated orgies at Phoenix, my mind craved for some one on one action. However, due to an avalanche of work, I was completely buried under it to find time for myself. Also it was not only the work which was unforgiving. It is safe to say that as a cosmopolitan behemoth, your SMV (Sexual Market Value) is severely undermined in London. Whether it is the sweet Russian receptionist or the hot intern with the perfect ponytail and librarian glasses across the desk, there is far too much competition to manage a fling with them. The scene outside your office is even more depressing. The number of pretty ladies with lissome figures and pronounced cheekbones are abundant around you. But they all have an icy attitude that will rival the miserable weather around you.

Introduction..

Here is her link http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3329708.

[Aolini]

I happened to be in London last week for some business and I had some free time to experience what London has to offer. Reading the reports here and doing some research I tried http://www.bunniesmassagelondon.com/ and I saw Sharon from http://www.londonescorts-vip.co.uk/escorts/sharon/.

Second experience was VIP London Escorts. I looked through the picture knowing well that photoshop would be in major play here. I had a budget of 150 and chose Sharon. She looks so hot in the pictures and I went ahead and made the booking. The guy who handled the calls was helpful and he sent me the address. This time it was in a very nice neighborhood in a nice looking building. I buzzed the apartment and was let in after confirming the girl's name. She opened the door and although yes photoshop was in play as expected she was the same girl. She was hot but much more petite. I like petite girls so score! She is Polish and spoke good english. We talked about her vacation in Dubai recently and I told her she would make some decent dough back there. She was surprised to hear that those kind of activities went on there. She was taking notes of places on her phone as I was telling her, for her next trip..

Have you tried searching for other "Paddington" escorts at the same agency? You might be able to find her flatmate.

[YellowOxide1]

Preamble.

After a couple of simulated orgies at Phoenix, my mind craved for some one on one action. However, due to an avalanche of work, I was completely buried under it to find time for myself. Also it was not only the work which was unforgiving. It is safe to say that as a cosmopolitan behemoth, your SMV (Sexual Market Value) is severely undermined in London. Whether it is the sweet Russian receptionist or the hot intern with the perfect ponytail and librarian glasses across the desk, there is far too much competition to manage a fling with them. The scene outside your office is even more depressing. The number of pretty ladies with lissome figures and pronounced cheekbones are abundant around you. But they all have an icy attitude that will rival the miserable weather around you.

Introduction.

It is then sites like this and other punting websites come as a godsend to you. Hundreds of punters have painstakingly put together a guide worthy of an almanac, that has shepherded the likes of us to find a suitable lady. A lady who value your time and do not have a personality of a doormat. So while skimming through a punting site I was able zero it down to Lucy (with a couple of backup plans) . She was quite expensive where an hour with them was almost equivalent to a couple of hours at Phoenix. But she built up a reputation through various recorded experiences here which guaranteed a near perfect experience. There is also a rather conscious decision for me to chose her. My past experiences with ladies of Portugese and Spanish descent has been nothing short of explosive. They come across as warm people with a extremely sensual side. The photoshoot and the suggestive blog entries on AdultWork for Lucy betrayed a saucy little minx in her and I intend to tap that.

Setting the Stage.

But her popularity was a double edged sword for both her and the punter. Being a forum darling often means that her phone will be constantly ringing and an hour will be hard to find. This was amply demonstrated when my request (via a SMS) to accomodate an hour on a weekend for me was politely denied even when I asked much earlier in the week. Resigning to myself, I made alternative plans for something else on Saturday. However, after I found a missed call from her on Thursday, I hastily called her number and was surprised to find a sweet voice answering it. After small talks and reintroducing myself, we made plans to meet on Saturday afternoon.

Saturday morning arrived and I reconfirmed the appointment with her by sending a message to her. She replied in the affirmative, with her address tagged along in her reply message. Planned my travel by trusting Google Maps, it sent me on a convulted path from my abode to her's. It was disastrous because I ended up changing 3 trains and walking a fair bit rendering my pre-punt shower useless. I arrived at her door looking like I have run a marathon. She let me in and was concerned that I was lost. She put me at ease by offering me water and asking me to take a seat. I was a bit disappointed when I was not greeted by that famous kiss at the doorstep. Which was a pity because she looked quite stunning in a tight little blue number. Once I found my breath, I surveyed to find a house which was in the process of establishing itself. She sensed it and quickly offered an apologetic explanation (which I think was unwarranted) .

After making some small talk regarding how it is difficult to move cities, I asked her where the shower is. I was guided to the bathroom, where I quickly took one and proceeded to the adjacent bedroom.

Experience.

There I saw her standing there with her back towards me. I slowly went and parted her hair to kiss her on the neck. Sensing her smile, I looked up to find a full length mirror to see her perfectly red lips and rather expressive eyes. I unzipped her blue dress to slowly reveal her magnificient and curvaceous body I have been perving upon since I have discovered on her profile. Finding that real body near me was quite surreal. Turning her around, we kissed which quickly morphed into a passionate wrestling of tongues. On other days, I have this annoying habit of kissing with my eyes open to savor the expression on the girl. But this one was too intense and I decide to enjoy with my eyes tightly shut. Slowly and steadily I removed her bra straps to reveal her breasts. It was evident that a fair bit of photoshopping went in to touch up the tits. But those responsive nipples made the whole experience of sucking on them worth the price of admission. So engrossed was in suckling on them that she weaned me away to draw her attention to other parts of her perfect body. As if on cue, I started to play with her slit while resuming kissing her. She returned the favor by slowly unhinging that towel and grabbing my cock and slowly stroking it. When both of us realized that all the residual water dried off my body due to a draft coming through the door, she quickly dropped to her knees and decided to lubricate my dick with her mouth. After a few moments I became strongly aware of pleasurable nerve endings at the end of my toes, such was the intensity of her head. She only paused to take sharp intakes of breath and mouth obscene nothings in my ears while I marvelled at the private porno that was taking place in the mirror in front of me. It is during those moments you realize that how special this lady makes you feel that you feel like a pornstar even if it is for fleeting moments. But that thought is again scrambled in your poor brain when she resumes her sloppy blowjob. But it would be foolish and ungentleman-like if you cannot return that favor on her. But before you can make a move on her, she commands to raise your legs. Like an obedient child you simply comply to find yourself in throes of pleasure when she starts to rim you. Those circular swirls sends in waves and waves of pleasure like an epicentre of some tsunami. It is quite remarkable that after so many rimming sessions you still find unexplored erogenous zones there.

But I composed myself and after being reduced to a mess even without ejaculated once, I quickly turned the tables to go down to her. Without paying much attention to details, I simply devoured her. But slowly I concentrated myself by tonguing her clit with a couple of digits in her. But she demanded that I should pay attention to her asshole. For a guy who has never eaten ass, I easily complied as if it was the most natural decision of my life. Turned out it was a major turn on for me as my semi turned into a raging hardon. I moaned and that seems to amplified her reaction and she furiously played with her clit. She starts go into spasms and her knee gave away and she flopped on the bed.

I slid beside her and resumed kissing each other. She quickly grabbed protection and primed my hard on so that thin sheath of rubber slip on easily. With the aid of sufficient lube and residual spit, she climbed upon me slowly and I was amazed to find how tight she was. She was looking quite respledent on me with the diffused light through the curtains. Handing each tit in my respective hands, she grinded into me with the pussy stubble adding that extra dimension. We then switched positions where in missionary, I was able to savor her skin onto mine for an extended intimate session with a lot of DFK. We then decide to try out doggystyle where I intended to try out in anal at her discretion. But as the intensity rose, her knees gave away and she sunk into a subsmissive pose on her stomach. The friction due to this restrictive stance was intense and I could sense myself near completion and soon enough I spurted in her.

Conclusion.

We relaxed and she then morphed from this sexy vixen to a caring little thing where she cuddled into me to speak sweet nothings in a contended voice. A slight twinge of disappointment seeped into me for not able to explore anal or CIM with her. But I was thoroughly satisfied with the kind of treatment I recieved. She then excused herself to clean herself up and I soon followed suit to quickly have a shower. The paperwork was quickly sorted while we talked in general and it quickly dawned on me that she is quite fiery even when she is not in a bed. It was quite a turn on for me and sensing that I might overstay my welcome, I bid my adieu with a promise to meet her again. She embraced me warmly with a parting kiss and suddenly London weather became a tiny bit bearable with the sun shooting out on my way home.

Cost: 150 for 1 hour (shot into 75 minutes).

VFM: Yes.

WIR: Yes (Time and money permitting).

[Jojosun]

. Far better to go to an agency representing mostly English girls. OK so you pay more but you get much better quality.

Good advice. Certainly English girls with agencies run by British people are a better bet than many of the EE run agencies.

English girls on the whole are a lot more fun to be with than EE & other girls and they are also working in the best parts of London, hence the higher prices, think Kensington& Chelsea, Knightsbridge.

And when it comes to the dating game, nothing beats dating an English girl as they've got Style, Class, a great taste in music, good dancers, a great sense of Humor, very polite like the majority of British people, more genuine than others. . And certainly they are not by any stretch of the imagination" Arsey, snidey, selfish, vain, materialistic, self-centered, self-obsessed, inconsiderate, fickle, scornful, stuck-up".

As in the words of someone whose name escapes me.

[Chilaxin]

I happened to be in London last week for some business and I had some free time to experience what London has to offer. Reading the reports here and doing some research I tried http://www.bunniesmassagelondon.com/ and I saw Sharon from http://www.londonescorts-vip.co.uk/escorts/sharon/.

First Bunny Massage. I called the number on the site and got sent a message detailing the address and I got my GPS ready and hit the tubes. I don't remember where it was but it wasn't in the nicer part of London let me tell you. Nothing too bad I guess, just a step down to what I usually prefer. I found the address and a decent looking eastern european answered the door to her small apartment. She had a little meat on her and had an ok face, she would do. I was led to a room that had a proper massage table and candles and light music playing in the background. She tries to make a nice looking work area with what she has. I opted for the 40 pound sensual massage with top off and paid my dues. Her boobs are starting to sag and however everything else looks ok. She starts on my back with a nice warm oil, which was nice. Some light touches in the important areas then the flip and a surprisingly sensual and good HJ. She cleaned me up, I got dressed and left. Didn't know if I had to tip her or anything but I didn't and got out pretty quick and got back to my hotel. Would I repeat: No not worth it.

Second experience was VIP London Escorts. I looked through the picture knowing well that photoshop would be in major play here. I had a budget of 150 and chose Sharon. She looks so hot in the pictures and I went ahead and made the booking. The guy who handled the calls was helpful and he sent me the address. This time it was in a very nice neighborhood in a nice looking building. I buzzed the apartment and was let in after confirming the girl's name. She opened the door and although yes photoshop was in play as expected she was the same girl. She was hot but much more petite. I like petite girls so score! She is Polish and spoke good english. We talked about her vacation in Dubai recently and I told her she would make some decent dough back there. She was surprised to hear that those kind of activities went on there. She was taking notes of places on her phone as I was telling her, for her next trip. Anyway I took a shower and got into bed. She definitely was fit, not an ounce of fat on her with perfectly shaped tits. CBJ and normal positions and I finished. We talked a bit more and as we were walking to the door her naked housemate walks out. She had the most amazing body and tits, I nearly got stuck in my tracks. She was HOT! I have to try her next time.

Sharon had given me her email as giving out phone numbers was a no no. I emailed her about her friend and asked her name. She replied that the only way I can be with her is if I book a duo with both of them. Cheeky * doesn't want to lose out on her 150 pounds. I might have to try next time I'm in town.

There are so many escort sites like VIP London which I browsed. The women on those are all so hot. I've read the negative reports on here about heavily photoshopped pics but I was lucky I guess. Is VIP London escorts known for having real hot girls? I will try again next time and see if I get lucky again.

[Punter696]

Had a great session from a polish hot chick in AW last week.

Short with good body. Does BBJ, lick balls and much more. Great service.

I tried to look for the AW link and can not find it now. I have the contacts and she's based in South West London.

Happy to share.

[Jojosun]

One of the best tips I read on here was from Dreams, re Strip clubs in that part of London (Shoreditch) which is not one of my mongering haunts.

Free entry, 1 in the jug for the dancers, normal bar prices and there are some very attractive girls from EE, Brazil, UK. Private dances are 10 up to 5 pm 15 after.

http://browns-shoreditch.co.uk/ or its sister club http://thehorns-shoreditch.co.uk/ http://www.metropolisstripclub.com/.

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Moved on to The Griffen Club and what a great line up of girls there. http://thegriffinstripclub.co.uk/gallery.

There are some stunner there, Sarah Brazillian who knows how to get her way with very sexy dances, Kimmi a very attractive Black British, and a sexy girl by the name Chilli.

Again Free entry.

Few Buds had a great time as the $$ is in a strong shape &winnings the night before and hired a strip limo. Highly recommended http://lapdancelimohire.co.uk/lapdan...lery-limo.html.

Very full on nude dances.

[Dreams]

Well there goes Sarnash's last chance. When those members who spend most of their time opining in the London thread about how great the opportunities are here say 'don't ask me, how should I know, I don't even live in London', when anyone eventually asks them for help.

JJSun mentioned London bridge. Tourists who come to London to monger should bear in mind that it was someone in London who sold the Americans a crumbling old bridge called London bridge.

Word has it that the Americans thought that they were buying the famous Tower bridge.

If you took the time to read JJS posts. You would see how many detailed addresses he has given. And why should he only share it through PM?

[Myrrh]

Hi Sarnash,

Well sorry to disappoint you, I am not the king of anything. In fact I am not even a Full Time resident of London.

As to what's on in London? LOL There are few bargain bridges up for sale, none of them will fall down.

'London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down.

Well there goes Sarnash's last chance. When those members who spend most of their time opining in the London thread about how great the opportunities are here say 'don't ask me, how should I know, I don't even live in London', when anyone eventually asks them for help.

JJSun mentioned London bridge. Tourists who come to London to monger should bear in mind that it was someone in London who sold the Americans a crumbling old bridge called London bridge.

Word has it that the Americans thought that they were buying the famous Tower bridge.

[Jojosun]

As to what's on in London? LOL There are few bargain bridges up for sale, none of them will fall down.

'London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down.

The batty American who bought London Bridge http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/book...rican-bouUnder a blazing sun and a pure cerulean sky, its reconstructed neoclassical arches appear strikingly refined. and far more convincingly Greco-Roman than they could ever have done in London. ' And still not falling down. Long may it stand.

Do enjoy London bridge and it won't fall, LOL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn_-8TToNUI.

One of the best tips I read on here was from Dreams, re Strip clubs in that part of London (Shoreditch) which is not one of my mongering haunts.

Free entry, £1 in the jug for the dancers, normal bar prices and there are some very attractive girls from EE, Brazil, UK. Private dances are £10 up to 5 pm £15 after.

http://browns-shoreditch.co.uk/ or its sister club http://thehorns-shoreditch.co.uk/ http://www.metropolisstripclub.com/.

It was at one of the clubs above a stripper was willing to come back for one hour of full sex, she quoted £200, I passed. Many of them will for the right price. Good job I did pass as she in now on my HL to do at £120/£130 an hour, or £60, £70 1/2 hour away from the club scene. P.S. I won't share any info (via PM or on the open forum) re this girl until such time I try her out first.

[Jojosun]

Had great times with her when she first started, going by the name Zena. She had great body and very exotic face but this was few years ago when she was working at one of my all time favorite incall places in London.

I had few sessions with her but she did have a bit of attitude even then (doubts about her ethnicity and nationality? As claimed). I guess she must be very jaded by now.

Anyways, great sex was had for only 60 or 70 1/2 hour or 120/130 an hour. Now she is on few sites by different names http://www.londonescortsimperial.co.uk/girls/fairuz-47 300 an hour.

She is also on adultwork.com at 200 an hour by the name Arab Kardashian http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2109586.

She was working in an apartment in Queen's Gate one of the most upmarket areas in London, Pity they had to move..

Paris Ex Soho is now working in Canary Wharf and she is on adultwork.com at £150 an hour or £80 1/2 hour.

There was also Brazilian Lara. Paid £60 1/2 hour now she is on adultwork at £200 an hour. GirlfriendLara. £200 an hour.

Tilly, English stunner 19 yrs old who first started working at the above location then went on to work for agencies.

adultwork.com might not be suitable for tourists or others who are time poor as it needs some research reading credible reviews, But its a gold mine if you know how to use it.

As I said earlier, I don't use any of the agencies in London but its a good option if one chooses the right agency.

[Jojosun]

Well I for one did not know that you had this little idea about the scene here. Read your posts a bit which gave me an impression that you might know about the few places here.

Anyways you are right about the fact that either London is too scare for mongering opportunities or the forum here just does not live up to its billing. I am going to explore it though and will report the goods and bads of my experience.

The first line of your comments goes to show how much effort you put in in your research on here.

As to what's on in London? LOL There are few bargain bridges up for sale, none of them will fall down.

'London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down.

The batty American who bought London Bridge http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/book...rican-bouUnder a blazing sun and a pure cerulean sky, its reconstructed neoclassical arches appear strikingly refined. and far more convincingly Greco-Roman than they could ever have done in London. ' And still not falling down. Long may it stand.

"Under a blazing sun and a pure cerulean sky, its reconstructed neoclassical arches appear strikingly refined. and far more convincingly Greco-Roman than they could ever have done in London.' And still not falling down. Long may it stand."

[Jojosun]

Tried one of the massage center named White Lilly near Wardour Street. Took half an hour massage for 30 pounds, after 15 mins of massage asked if she can provide me B2B massage.

She agreed and quoted 50 pounds which was too high. I didn't agree for it and quoted 30, which she was OK with and gave nice slow finishing. Girl was an Korean, had big boobies, short.

Overall its was an average massage.

Kudos to you. . The power of finding out for yourself by doing the leg work and be prepared to haggle and not give in. I saw this girl touting outside and was drawn by her big boobs, she also had blonde hair streaks which I find very sexy on oriental girls.

She could be Korean? Or more likely Chinese, anyways I couldn't agree with her on the price for a nude B2 B from the outset of the massage not last 10 minutes B2B is £40 no more. Best 2 places in the west end are on Denman Street and on Charing Cross Road closer to Cambridge Circus.

Those places & others in Soho rely on the tourist passing trade.

If you're here on a Thursday or Tuesday, you can have 2 very attractive girls fully nude B2B with a happy ending for £150 for one hour in a nice clean apartment in a safe good area of London.

http://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/masseuses

Or you can have Massage and Sex using this agency http://www.butterfly-touch.co.uk/gallery.html.

Caveat, I don't use or used Agencies in London, But this agency been going for few years and it does have good feedback.

Girls are heavily photoshopped?? You simply walk and phone the agency. Better still come on here and out the Girl & The agency. This what this Thread and Posts on here should be all about.

Not much point moaning & talking about Historical events with no Links or names.