Curacao

[Masseys1]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

I have only been once but this to me makes no sense. Campo is easy to find and you can negotiate with the girls without speaking fluent or basic Spanish. I went with my wife who is Spanish a bit ago together and alone. I speak very few words in Spanish, but negotiated rate in English. They all seem to know that much. Also who in the world would pay for a wingman. Its expensive enough to get plane tickets, lodging, pay for food, and chicas let alone have to now pay an hourly rate for this? This may make more sense if you were in Costa Rica and could do a tour of all the different MPS and Del Ray etc. But in Campo I wouldn't get it. Last time I was going to head out to look for a few bars where there are ladies from Venezuela but I also would certainly not want a guide for that either. Well good luck but I think this one is not likely to fly.

[PogoStick]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur yada yada

There are people willing to pay a premium for a local guide. Beyond Campo / wingman duties, I could see that someone might like a guide to local food and activities. There are even some guys that pay exorbitant rates of $1000 per day or more to stay at an all-inclusive (including companions) gentleman's resort. There is always someone willing to buy what anyone is selling.

However, I think your prospective client base for Curacao would be slim to none. As others have stated, Campo is just too darn easy. Curacao itself is easy, too. Decent roads, friendly people, and English is pretty well understood to some degree almost everywhere. There might be someone that could just use a discreet, reliable driver but don't expect much more than taxi rates and you might need to have proper licensing as well. In fact, a couple years ago there was a guy on the board that, for one reason or the other, could not drive or rent a car. He ended up using local buses and an occasional taxi. So even not being a driver isn't a big obstacle.

This same service in Aruba or Sint Maarten might be slightly more viable as the mongering places in SXM are hard to find, and San Nicolaas can be a bit scary and daunting to a noob. There already is a guided limo service in Aruba to escort gentlemen to the clubs and help negotiate the deal and at one time I did see a website offering guided brothel tours on SXM.

Your best bet is to make contacts here and on other monger or travel related boards and possibly meet up just as friends. You'll get to know a great bunch of guys. I've met several board members in the Caribbean and Asia and always had fun. If my new friend is local and shows me cool places and things to do, I'll buy dinner or drinks but that is about it.

Overall, not a bad concept but definitely the wrong market.

[DoctorKlar]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

I would also add that it would seem to be silly to pay a guy to be your wing man. If I want a guy wing man, then I'll just chat with some of the guys hanging around the compound.

I mean, I realize that we're already paying for the chica "wing-chicks" so-to-speak but paying for a guy to be your wing man? That just seems bizarre. And why be stuck with just one paid wing-guy? There's a plenty of potential wing guys to hang out with at Campo. You just go up to them and chat with them when you're hanging out. In my experience, most guys you meet up at these sorts of places are rather friendly.

[Mr OReilly]

OK thanks for your feedback. I see your point, but this is not going to become my next company or something. It's just a way to combine my hobby with a job when possible. I still think that there is much more to Campo then just sex, I believe that the whole experience should be much more then that. And every person is different, and having a guide could improve the whole vibe and give you more confidence. Every night in Curacao should be unforgettable, and with my expertise I can guarantee that that will definitely happen.

Again, too easy to make that happen. Campo is the easiest sex ever and I don't see why a guide would be wanted by anyone. Go to compound, find girl, get laid. Easiest sex ever.

[Crjsim]

OK thanks for your feedback. I see your point, but this is not going to become my next company or something. It's just a way to combine my hobby with a job when possible. I still think that there is much more to Campo then just sex, I believe that the whole experience should be much more then that. And every person is different, and having a guide could improve the whole vibe and give you more confidence. Every night in Curacao should be unforgettable, and with my expertise I can guarantee that that will definitely happen.

This shows the degree of unemployment these days.

[CampoExpert]

In my opinoin, Campo is too easy to need a sex tour guide. You go to campo, find a girl you like, and bang for the quoted 50 guilders. Easiest bang of anyones life I think.

If it was Medellin or something, maybe.

OK thanks for your feedback. I see your point, but this is not going to become my next company or something. It's just a way to combine my hobby with a job when possible. I still think that there is much more to Campo then just sex, I believe that the whole experience should be much more then that. And every person is different, and having a guide could improve the whole vibe and give you more confidence. Every night in Curacao should be unforgettable, and with my expertise I can guarantee that that will definitely happen.

[Mr OReilly]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

In my opinoin, Campo is too easy to need a sex tour guide. You go to campo, find a girl you like, and bang for the quoted 50 guilders. Easiest bang of anyones life I think.

If it was Medellin or something, maybe.

[PeterLoco]

Anyone knows where Ximena is at this moment.

Is the girl with a lot of toys.

Peter

[CampoExpert]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

[Crjsim]

Man. Tons of new chicks!. I don't know where to start this is freaking crazy dude.

[StRobert]

If you miss the Curacao you can listen live radio Dolfijn from Mambo beach. Curacao. They play great music: hits from the US, Europe and Latin America every evening and all night (Curacao time) and all weekend. Weekdays during the day (Curacao time) talk show only in Dutch. Several times I heard the ad from Campo Alegre. Here is a link http://www.dolfijnfm.com/ For listen live only click "Luister Live" and for listen live and view live on the studio click "Kijk Live" Enjoy!

[StRobert]

Remember one of the disclaimers for Viagra: "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex. " I'm guessing he might have taken one.

Also is important not to mix Viagra with alcohol. In Campo I always after entering order a bottle of cold water. Later, after the hanky panky with chica I order a cold beer one or two.

[PogoStick]

I heard an old tourist died of heart attack in Campo yesterday. To be honest, I envy him. That is how I want to go out; fucked to death. Hope he came.

Anyways, let this be a lesson to stay in shape fellas. Systolic blood pressures can peak as high as 270 mm Hg when you cum. So you better be well conditioned before a monger trip.

On one of my earliest visits to Campo, probably around 12 years ago, I arrived just in time to watch the paramedics loading a gurney with a body covered by a sheet into their truck. According to one of the chicas, he was in his late 80's and had been staying at Campo for a few weeks. He slept with a different chica every night for free. He just wanted a bed mate, and on rare occasions, only a bit of sensual touching. He watched the strip show every night, often dozing off in his chair. This time he didn't wake up. He knew his time was about up but was alone in life and just wanted the company of beautiful young women for his final days.

That would be my second favorite way to die. Ideally, I will be in my mid-90's when I get shot by a jealous husband while I am balls-deep in his wife. My widow will be so upset that she'll need to take an entire semester off from school. Especially when she discovers that I died broke and left her nothing.

We can only dream.

Pogo.

[Quagmire1974]

I heard an old tourist died of heart attack in Campo yesterday. To be honest, I envy him. That is how I want to go out; fucked to death. Hope he came.

Anyways, let this be a lesson to stay in shape fellas. Systolic blood pressures can peak as high as 270 mm Hg when you cum. So you better be well conditioned before a monger trip.

Remember one of the disclaimers for Viagra: "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex. " I'm guessing he might have taken one.

[KingAmongKings]

I heard an old tourist died of heart attack in Campo yesterday. To be honest, I envy him. That is how I want to go out; fucked to death. Hope he came.

Anyways, let this be a lesson to stay in shape fellas. Systolic blood pressures can peak as high as 270 mm Hg when you cum. So you better be well conditioned before a monger trip.