Barcelona

[Mongerer88]

Have made several attempts to establish contact with providers from Slumi and Passion. No one speaks english, the conversations ends when I ask if they speak english. One girl actually responded "Yes". She laughed and replied "Fuck you! Seems like I have to stick with the ham and local food. Any tip from you dear gentlemen?

Sounds like you are trying to stay on the lower end of the price scale with those two websites.

Throughout all cultures, regardless of the country or continent, you encounter more uneducated, skanky, bitchy women with no intellectual curiosity at the lower price levels. And I guess in fairness, a provider has less incentive to try to work through a language barrier if she is going to earn 50 euros for a session instead of 150 euros. Still, hearing a response like that is troubling.

This website has some slightly lower-priced providers, and since it has the option of displaying the ad in English, you would hope the providers would expect some English-language responses.

http://www.urbanescorts.com/en/escorts-barcelona

I also remember some options on sexomercadobcn allowing a person to sort providers into the 100 euros or less category, with other categories for various price levels. A lot of the ladies who advertise on sexomercadobcn have email addresses, making translations easier with google translate. And of course whatsapp is the easiest translation tool available, and you can translate some of your English questions into Spanish before sending them, and translate back the responses.

And pepe1976x posted a link to website a couple of posts ago that has lower-priced providers. Maybe he knows which ones communicate well in English?

There is just not that much English that a provider needs to know to serve non-local customers. Price, length of time, services, starting time, and most importantly location is all that is necessary.

[Pepe1976X]

Have made several attempts to establish contact with providers from Slumi and Passion. No one speaks english, the conversations ends when I ask if they speak english. One girl actually responded "Yes". She laughed and replied "Fuck you! Seems like I have to stick with the ham and local food. Any tip from you dear gentlemen?

Your best bet is RTFF. Several contributors have accounts of a multitude of options. Barca. Has lots of W. G's in many different working environments from Massage Flats to Brothels and Clubs. A large proportions of the larger more professional businesses will speak basic English. So keep persisting!

[ZimmerBaby]

Have made several attempts to establish contact with providers from Slumi and Passion. No one speaks english, the conversations ends when I ask if they speak english. One girl actually responded "Yes". She laughed and replied "Fuck you! Seems like I have to stick with the ham and local food. Any tip from you dear gentlemen?

[Mongerer88]

Could you name what review boards do you refer to? Do you mean on this forum? Or do you mean other review sites like sexomercado?

Sent you a pm. Usually listing other review sites gets censored. I will try it backwards. Sandra got a great review on eicce.

And Camila got a great review on weivercitoreeht.

Remember these are spelled backwards.

There is not a lot of Barcelona or Madrid activity on those boards for independents, but reviews pop up occasionally. Jacqueline the Colombian of course gets good reviews.

Most of the Barcelona activity is for ladies at Felinas. They might not do you much good since most of the reviewers are Americans who are not as experienced with the Barcelona brothels as you are, and might tend to rate a specific lady higher than you would.

The reviews from JohnRoberts666 need to be ignored. They are bizarre, he gives every lady he sees a 10/10, and anyone who sees a lady after him follows up with much lower scores, like 6's and 7's.

[KyleThompson]

I keep my eye out on other review boards for exceptional reviews of Iberia locations by experienced reviewers. In my humble opinion, we have too much useless chat on this board and not enough hard-core, detailed reviews. I look for reviews in which the lady was described as very attractive, kept up the action for the entire time, played all three holes (obviously that includes anal) and did BBBJTCIM, with a price that is preferably 150 euros per hour or less.

As I posted previously, this Apricots lady met that criteria and got a superb review.

https://en.apricots.es/girls/56389f9...c9/sandra.html

On another review board, the exact same can be said for the following lady.

http://www.girlsbcn.co.uk/escort/gbcamila37.html

I have not seen either, but barring a negative review, they are both on my list to see on a future trip.

If anyone sees either, or both, please do a review.

Could you name what review boards do you refer to? Do you mean on this forum? Or do you mean other review sites like sexomercado?

[Mongerer88]

Thought I would bump this excellent old post with the address and pictures for the new guy asking about Apricots.

Most of the old posts do not speak that favorably of the place and indicate that CBJs are the norm, and that the line-up is not that spectacular, excluding of course the self-promotion posts that most of the brothels occasionally do, and Apricots does more than others.

But I do trust that one favorable review of Sandra, so I would like to eventually try her.

The independent in my last had a better review on a more trusted board than Sandra's review, however. I still think the best Barcelona service come from its independents.

Apricots. Also known as Arizala 74 which happens to be the address. Open 24 hours. Doors will closed but not locked during the day so just push and go in off the street away from prying eyes and ring the bell. The Madame will let you in and tell you the price and how many girls present. E70 half hour / E110 hour. If no rooms are free then the girls will come out in the hall way otherwise they will come and introduce themselves one by one in a room. After you have told the Madame your choice the girl will come in and ask how much time you want then take payment upfront. She will ask what you want to drink and then return with towels and sheet then you are good to go. After you have finished you must make your way out where the Madame is keen to know if the service was to your satisfaction. If there was another girl from the line up that you liked then you will be told to come back usually within a couple of hours depending on how busy they were.

If you were to stand out side their doors and look to your right the Camp Nou is right there. Street parking is a nightmare. And all 4 girls that I went with tried to give me CBJ but I made it clear what I wanted and they proceeded to give me BBBJ.

[Mongerer88]

Will be in BCN next month. Considering a visit to Apricots off Diagonal. Any intel to share?

Thanks gents.

I keep my eye out on other review boards for exceptional reviews of Iberia locations by experienced reviewers. In my humble opinion, we have too much useless chat on this board and not enough hard-core, detailed reviews. I look for reviews in which the lady was described as very attractive, kept up the action for the entire time, played all three holes (obviously that includes anal) and did BBBJTCIM, with a price that is preferably 150 euros per hour or less.

As I posted previously, this Apricots lady met that criteria and got a superb review.

https://en.apricots.es/girls/56389f9...c9/sandra.html

On another review board, the exact same can be said for the following lady.

http://www.girlsbcn.co.uk/escort/gbcamila37.html

I have not seen either, but barring a negative review, they are both on my list to see on a future trip.

If anyone sees either, or both, please do a review.

[DayTony]

Will be in BCN next month. Considering a visit to Apricots off Diagonal. Any intel to share?

Thanks gents.

[Pepe1976X]

One of the great cities of Europe and one small enough to be able to get around fairly OK and safely so for Mongers as it has a great variety of W. GS of different races, working from different types of establishments at quite often sensible prices. This is a must on the H. L. Of Cities to spend some time and cash in! For future Barca visitors this maybe worth using www.sexobarato.es/escorts/barcelona/putas/ Prices are more affordable and naturally with all sites pics. Are not always genuine. Throughout Spain there is also www.passion.com but that has been reported about previously. There are lots of W.G's in Barca and now its summer they have more and more competition so make sure you negotiate your prices strongly! Even if you can't speak Spanish don't accept the 1st price! Feedback on the advertisers on this site would be appreciated.

[YoungPro]

In barcelona time to time and will be there twice in the coming month. Anyone here up for a group?

[AlanGiven]

Hi!

How are the nude beaches in BCN? Lots of eye candy, or mostly ugly fat fucks like me?

Hi Zimmer,

I know there is a nudist beach at Stitges about 20 K south of Barcelona. Its gay and straight including fatfucks and nice bodied. There must be other nude beaches but I'm not aware of them. Enjoy the sun.

[ZimmerBaby]

Hi!

How are the nude beaches in BCN? Lots of eye candy, or mostly ugly fat fucks like me?

[BigTitsLover86]

Wow both of them have huge tits! It is hard to say which of them are bigger! Hahah.

Thanks for sharing the pictures.

Great News! I've contacted Felina to ask about Alexandra.

They have a new place called "La Suite Barcelona", and Alexandra is working there now!

http://www.lasuitebcn.com/en/barcelo...ndra-gfe-cuban

The rates are below:

100€ 30 minutes.

130€ 45 minutes.

160€ 60 minutes.

Drinks Included.

[BigTitsLover86]

Wow both of them have huge tits! It is hard to say which of them are bigger! Hahah.

Thanks for sharing the pictures.

She is the same girl! I have checked her data on both sites and exactly the same!

But the sad news is not only she is not on LVR site, but also Felina stated that "Alexandra is not available".

Its a great loss.

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[KyleThompson]

Ohh that's so sad! Me too checked now and she seems she left the place!

But I was lucky to have her photo on my desktop!

Wow both of them have huge tits! It is hard to say which of them are bigger! Hahah.

Thanks for sharing the pictures.