Nogales

[PacificRim]

The truth is that you can get more at a Tucson strip club for a lot less money. There's no incentive to go to Nogales anymore. And I'm speaking as someone who is married to a Nogie club girl. She's been one for 20 years. We've been married 8 years. The Tucson clubs offer it all. Not every girl does everything but enough of them "play" to forget about a trip (and the hassle) to Nogales. For years I've been saying that the Nogales club establishment needs to wake up to the changing times and the competition. They charge confiscatory rates for a commodity that has become much more available, much easier to obtain, and just as good, if not better. The Nogie monger experience is dying.

I recently moved to Phoenix so I don't know the lay of the land here. Can you recommend any specific strip clubs in Phoenix or Tucson?

[Wild Wind]

Saturday night I wanted to try Zulema, who works out of the Hotel Olga and whom another poster recommends. I had been told in the afternoon that she would get there about 7 so I crossed back over at 7 (I was staying on the US side) but she wasn't there. A young guy told me maybe 9. So I had a great dinner at La Roca and came back at nine. An eager massaro named Ricardo was working the desk then and he got her down right away. She's young looking, petite and pretty with long natural hair (meaning not a wig), although she wasn't very personable. Maybe a bad night. Or that's just her personality. I showed her the paper with what I want (all nude, DFK, BBBJ) and she nodded.

They gave us a room at the end of the hall on the right. This place is very low end physically so you have to just accept that with the overall experience. I've had some fine times there.

Once in the room though, Zulema just tolerated some closed lip kissing and was not going to do even LFK. So once again I laid back and just let the BBBJ show begin. She worked from the side and has pretty good technique. I enjoyed watching her distinctive Mayan profile work me up and down. Something timelessly ethnic about that.

Overall I'the give Zulema:

Face – 9.

Body – 9 (petite and slender with no visible baby damage).

Attitude – 6 (maybe she warms up when she knows you).

Service – 8.

[Wild Wind]

On Saturday AM (after my previous Friday PM report on Eros Massage) I went back to Eros at opening time (10 AM) to get a fresh one (I. E. Be somebody's first of the day). Were 4 on duty when I arrived, all 7 or better. Since I speak almost no Spanish, my process is to select my favorite and privately show her the paper where I have written down in Spanish exactly what I am asking for (all nude, DFK, BBBJ with optional CIM). I bring a pen so we can write pricing back and forth and point to / annotate specific activities. As my number 1 I picked a very small girl who I have had once before a few years ago. We went into the first room on the left (biggest one) and we went over my list. She wanted way too much and we couldn't agree on a compromise price so I went back out to the lobby and showed it to my number 2. She wouldn't DFK. Neither would my number 3. I didn't bother with number 4, I just left. No point spending massage parlor-level money in Nogales if you can't get what you want, and unfortunately Janey wasn't working or else I would have definitely done a repeat of Fri night.

I crossed the tracks (the line to US was very long for both cars and pedestrians by the way, in 100-plus degree heat already) and made a quick run by the hotels on the block with Obsessions (Olga, Frontera) to do quick peeks in the doors to the waiting rooms, but the talent was uninspiring so I headed to Fantasy to see what was up. They weren't open yet bet but the man who seems to run the market got Robert on the phone. I explained exactly what I was looking for (a girl who really love to kiss, and will do BBBJ w / CIM). He said give him a half hour or so.

I sat in the shade outside the market and watched the Saturday morning world go by in Nogales for a while. The market guy called Robert again in a half hour and he told me none of his girls would CIM. So I said that's OK, I really want a good kisser and BBBJ. She can pull off before eruption. He said give him another half hour or so and that he would give me a nice discount for waiting The market guy was nice enough to get me a big bottle of water and after a while a cab showed up and a girl got out. The market guy paid the taxi and motioned for me to follow them in. Her name starts with a why I think but I'm not sure, sorry. Really good face, one of the best I've had there. Body a bit baby-damaged (gut and saggy Bees). Early 30's I'd guess.

Instead of a discount though, the market guy said its 50 for the house and to make my deal directly with the girl for her service. I asked him if she knew what I had asked for. He said yes, so we agreed on a price. In the room she was thorough about cleaning her lower parts with a disinfectant wipe and also cleaning my equipment. That's a little clinical for me, but I respect the intent. When we got down to business though she quickly made it clear she would not DFK or even LFK. Just closed lip, and she was just kind of tolerating that, not into it at all. So, I just laid back and let her do the BBBJ. She planted herself between my legs and kept eye contact most of the time. Beautiful eyes so that was awesome. But she had some kind of a cold or something though because she would stop every so often and do a really serious cough, which doesn't do a lot for the mood. She spoke no English but made it clear she did not want me to CIM. I indicated I understood but in hindsight we should have come up with a definitive signal of some kind for her to know when to disengage and go to manual-only, because although I started saying OK OK OK as the countdown approached zero, she didn't understand my meaning, and the first salvo launched directly into her mouth. She was up off the bed like a shot gagging and spitting and coughing so I had to complete the mission myself. She was clearly angry and I tried to apologize but no English and no Spanish made it useless. I gave her an extra 20 and that seemed to go a long way towards improving international relations. Lesson learned: Agree on a strong clear signal in advance.

On the way out I explained to the market guy that I was annoyed because she clearly didn't understand the top requirement was DFK (any of us can get a BBBJ lots of places, but making out with a passionate, good-looking Latina is one of life's true pleasures). He said "sorry" but still wanted a tip. Ahhh, Nogales.

[Wild Wind]

Got there at 10:55 pm on a FRI night and they close at 11. There were 3 girls, all 7-8 range. Janey agreed to stay late and give me "service". Her English is good and she is very engaging and friendly. I only wanted DFK and BBBJ and she was very accommodating at both. Fingered her to an O while we DFK'd like crazy and she reciprocated with an enthusiastic BBBJ with light tickling around my dark hole. Total damage $ incl house fee. Nogales isn't as cheap as it ought to be for the few places available, low traffic and just-ok chica quality. But wow were there some smoking hotties on the streets, mostly headed for El Garage night club across from Fray Marcos Hotel.

Janey:

Face 7.

Body 8 - slender (which is rare in MX) with nice Bees and taut suckable nips.

Attitude - 9.

Service - 9.

[Fitzgerald88]

Well I took a trip to Nogales and for several years I've known this woman and she's always been a natural beauty who is reliable.

Her name is Zulema and works out of Hotel Olga.

[Stripper Luv]

So if no one is going to Nogales where are you going.

The truth is that you can get more at a Tucson strip club for a lot less money. There's no incentive to go to Nogales anymore. And I'm speaking as someone who is married to a Nogie club girl. She's been one for 20 years. We've been married 8 years. The Tucson clubs offer it all. Not every girl does everything but enough of them "play" to forget about a trip (and the hassle) to Nogales. For years I've been saying that the Nogales club establishment needs to wake up to the changing times and the competition. They charge confiscatory rates for a commodity that has become much more available, much easier to obtain, and just as good, if not better. The Nogie monger experience is dying.

[Fitzgerald88]

So if no one is going to Nogales where are you going.

[Fitzgerald88]

No reports at all on Nogales, surely someone has been there.

[ClamSlammer]

Took the advice on the Forum and tried this place (Fantasy Massage)...this place is pretty shabby physically. Room is small with a twin size bed and you just put your clothes on the floor...this approach kind of fits the down-market look and feel of Fantasy Massage.

Senior member WildWind agrees that Fantasy Massage is a dump.

[ClamSlammer]

I went to Fantasy Massage tonight at 6 pm and saw Isabel. She is 19 years old and very cute. Tiny / petite body with big breasts. She was totally shaved and very sexy. I paid $30 to the house for one hour. I gave Isabel $60. Isabel gave a great service and I want to see her again. Fantasy Massage was very clean and everyone was very cool.

You went to Fantasy Massage again because you work there! Nobody believes your obvious fake reviews Fantasy Massage suck balls! If your place was any good you wouldn't need to write fake reviews on a low-traffic puta board! Now instead of sitting there writing fake reviews in your free time, and obviously you have a lot of it because you have no customers, go clean up the rat droppings and dead cockroaches and maybe you won't have customers walk out two seconds after they enter.

[DaveAZ]

I went to Fantasy Massage tonight at 6 pm and saw Isabel. She is 19 years old and very cute. Tiny / petite body with big breasts. She was totally shaved and very sexy. I paid $30 to the house for one hour. I gave Isabel $60. Isabel gave a great service and I want to see her again. Fantasy Massage was very clean and everyone was very cool.

[DaveAZ]

Another obvious shill review by Pelon. Add DaveAZ to RichardAZ and MaxArizona to his shill ID's. He writes basically the same posts with different usernames. He starts off with the date of his visit with the date written before the month, Mexican style. And supposedly all the girls are 9/10 or better. Total bullshit. Place is filthy full of cockroaches and rat droppings. The only thing more disgusting are the putas who are fat, ugly with open sores. Do NOT visit this disease-proliferating shithole. And unless you are gay do not contact Pelon. He does a lot of bragging about how he learned his dick-sucking skills in prison.

I did a review for Fantasy Massage and ClamSlammer claims I am Pelon. I am an American and I live in Casa Grande, Arizona. It is a 2 hour drive to the border. I take the I-10 for one hour, then I take the I-19 to the border. I am not Pelon and I do not live in Mexico. I am also a USA Army veteran and I served for 7 years in uniform. ClamSlammer is not telling the truth about Fantasy Massage. It is very clean and there are several beautiful women that work there. These reviews are supposed to be honest and give accurate information. ClamSlammer must have a personal problem with the manager? Fantasy Massage is a great place and I will be back very soon. That is the truth guys.

[ClamSlammer]

I went to Nogales, Mexico on Saturday 19 March. I went to go check out Fantasy Massage. I saw a girl named Terri. She is 18 years old and has a perfect body. There were 3 other girls working. So, 4 girls all together. I paid $30 to the massage place for a one hour massage and $60 to Terri. So, $90 total for one hour with a beautiful 18 year old. Terri is a 9 out of 10. I had a great time. I want to go back and try some of the other girls very soon. The manager was very cool and I got a great service.

Another obvious shill review by Pelon. Add DaveAZ to RichardAZ and MaxArizona to his shill ID's. He writes basically the same posts with different usernames. He starts off with the date of his visit with the date written before the month, Mexican style. And supposedly all the girls are 9/10 or better. Total bullshit. Place is filthy full of cockroaches and rat droppings. The only thing more disgusting are the putas who are fat, ugly with open sores. Do NOT visit this disease-proliferating shithole. And unless you are gay do not contact Pelon. He does a lot of bragging about how he learned his dick-sucking skills in prison.

[DaveAZ]

I went to Nogales, Mexico on Saturday 19 March. I went to go check out Fantasy Massage. I saw a girl named Terri. She is 18 years old and has a perfect body. There were 3 other girls working. So, 4 girls all together. I paid $30 to the massage place for a one hour massage and $60 to Terri. So, $90 total for one hour with a beautiful 18 year old. Terri is a 9 out of 10. I had a great time. I want to go back and try some of the other girls very soon. The manager was very cool and I got a great service.

[ClamSlammer]

Do not text Pelon the Felon to set up anything. There's a reason why this criminal was deported. He is obviously writing shill posts under the pseudonyms RichardAZ and MaxArizona proclaiming Fantasy Massage has all these "9's" and "10's" at a great price. If you read their posts all they seem interested in is giving you directions on how to reach their filthy shithole in Nogales Market. Don't attempt to walk there because chances are good you will be assaulted and robbed along the way. Truth is all they offer are fat, downtrodden, ugly-ass addicts with open sores waiting to spread herpes and whatever other STD's they are contaminated with. And they will try to rip you off in every way possible. And don't ever tell Pelon the Felon what hotel room you are staying in because he will come over and claim there are no chicas available and offer to suck your dick himself. That makes for a very uncomfortable, potentially violent situation if you refuse. I guess it depends on how desperate you are for BBBJCIMWS. And he'll demand a tip either way. You've been warned.