FKK Finca Erotica - Dierdorf

[Optimist]

I drove 90 minutes again to reach this outlier of the FKKS.

Only about 20 girls but still more than enough really nice body types (to explain, I prefer 32, or maybe 34, and at a stretch 36).

The staff were marginally friendlier.

In the absence of my favorite I went an hour with Madi, who is very new. Superb worker, excellent techniques and wants to do it right. I tried to explain to her that she needed to look after her self a bit more. Her body is for me perfect, and a very nice face.

I also tried Alice who reminded me of Samantha at World, but with a slightly less stunning body, but a nicer softer face. Again an excellent worker although only light kissing (:

Again I liked the way the girls will approach in a very patient and quiet manner, giving you time to check them out.

The girls seem to be quite open. I was surprised that on a second visit I got some intra girl gossip.

So, with such low numbers it is risky, but I could have gone with several of the girls, only about 6 or 7 were too gross for me.

[Optimist]

I can't really believe you'd rate Finca better than Sharks, Oase, World (ok, World in the last months was quite unstable and lost a lot of good girls). My visits to Finca were OK'ish, but nothing more. Line up was so and so, club itself is not to my style, same for the staff. Food is average, sometimes bad.

Did it change that much since my last visit in 2013? Polish Martina was great, but moved to World. Gabriella moved to GT. My last visit was to see a girl who tried out Finca, otherwise I wouldn't even have bothered visiting. But good to hear you had fun there after your disappointing visits to Darmstadt.

HB.

Yes, a huge change, but whether I just struck lucky I don't know. Of course it will always be risky as the numbers of girls are much much lower than Sharks.

I wasn't rating it above Oase or Sharks, as I recognise they have their strong points. I was just trying to point out that I can be a bit too choosy sometimes and often leave a club without sessioning.

All I did in my note was report on a visit, and of course it is subjective, so I don't suggest anybody will be as impressed as I was.

Yes, food is not good, but on a par with Oceans, and entry is only 35.

I went again on Monday and although only about 15 girls, I was happy with the club again...even if Elli was not there

[Sirioja]

Finca really worth a visit, I like the small garden with 2 chalets, the swimming pool is cold as everywhere in FKK land, only warm at Globe. Foods were good when I was there. Entry 35 before 2 pm. Of course, I didn't see any 9 or 10 for look. Even I don t like to, I would rate Megan 9 , Beatrice Sharks / Oase 7 , Dina 8 , Janine 7,5 , but some Finca girls could work at Sharks and I enjoyed brunette Tia. Ro. Melani at Sharks is ex Finca, blond thin Barbie at GT, started at Finca.

[Hessen Bub]

I can't really believe you'd rate Finca better than Sharks, Oase, World (ok, World in the last months was quite unstable and lost a lot of good girls). My visits to Finca were OK'ish, but nothing more. Line up was so and so, club itself is not to my style, same for the staff. Food is average, sometimes bad.

Did it change that much since my last visit in 2013? Polish Martina was great, but moved to World. Gabriella moved to GT. My last visit was to see a girl who tried out Finca, otherwise I wouldn't even have bothered visiting. But good to hear you had fun there after your disappointing visits to Darmstadt.

HB.

[Optimist]

Checked out Finca Erotica's website again now on my cellphone. If you click on 'Club Rundgang' and 'hier geht es zu clubtour', the 3 d view is linked to the gyroscope in my cellphone. Pretty cool.

Thanks for remedying the deficient description of the club in my report. It's a good dynamic layout with plenty of space to chill. It packs a lot in a small space.

[Optimist]

BTW I think you needed to go with Elli more.

Can't have too much of a good thing. Unfortunately she is free today, after a long stretch of work, so unless she surprises me, it will be a long time till I see her. I had decided this would be my last visit to Germany but Finca and Elli have made a new man of me. So back I will come.

[Pistons]

Checked out Finca Erotica's website again now on my cellphone. If you click on 'Club Rundgang' and 'hier geht es zu clubtour', the 3 d view is linked to the gyroscope in my cellphone. Pretty cool.

[Banana Boi]

Wow sounds like I missed out on a good club to visit last month. Thanks Optimist for the recommendation.

BTW I think you needed to go with Elli more.

[Optimist]

I wanted to edit my messages but the time is expired.

Elli is a good conversationalist and an open person. A really good person. I left with memories of her sense of fun, seriousness, and beautiful physical attributes being offered to me. Some things in life stay with one.

Madi. So dirty (sexually), doing things which were outrageous for a first session (having great fun with my rear end until I demurred). Probably the raunchiest girl I've met.

Of course YMMV, but as I'm an very aged plain man, others should have a head start on me.

[Optimist]

Elli: Session 1, Session 2, Session 3, and sessions 6 and 7. Maybe I liked her.

A very beautiful petite very slim Romanian, who is fairly new. Excellent skills in room and good interpersonal skills. Very correct and honest. Decent English. The second she approached me I knew she was out of the ordinary. At the end of the first session I suspected I had found my first new favorite for five years. I would have spent longer with her but I had to go. She will be going home on holiday in mid July.

Madi: session 4. I thought I needed to benchmark Elli, so I chose Madi. A pretty Romanian with a beautiful body. In the room she was downright dirty fun, putting on a show.

Betty: session 5 A beautiful stunning face, very slim petite with marvellous natural breasts (a little like Angie ex of World, but more in proportion). Also very good service.

I had to B list a couple of tall slim blondes and others. It's a long time since I left a club with a long to do list for the next day. And a very long time since I had 100% excellent sessions on one day.

DFK, DATY, fingering, and giving the best sex was a feature of all three girls. Respect to them.

[Optimist]

After visits to LR, GT, Acapulco Gold, Babylon, Sharks and Oceans where I left without sessioning, I suddenly thought of Finca. Fond memories of Nina of many years ago. After my string of clubs I didn't like I thought I had nothing to lose.

The reception woman was the least friendly of all recent clubs so I thought here goes a disaster. But entry at 35 euros cheered me up. The showers were cold (apparently an intermittent problem) but it didn't bother me as I expected to fail to session again.

Then WOW. I entered the main room and immediately saw half a dozen girls who looked ideal. Now this was Sunday afternoon, not the normal high point in any club. There were about thirty girls who in looks I would rank as follows (best memory guess).

9 or 10 rating: 7

7 or 8 rating: 10

6 rating:10

5 or less rating: 5.

Romanian, Bulgarian, Russian, Polish, and German in descending order of numbers.

This alone was astonishing. Add to that the fact that they are all naked, unlike the NRW clubs, and I guessed I had picked a winner.

Even better, unlike the NRW clubs, there was an easy circulation of guests and workers, which made it easy to approach or be approached.

Even better, the girls were all willing to spend several minutes talking to guests, no trace of "Was machts du allein schatzi", nor of the haughtiness so common in sauna clubs in NRW.

So I was all set up.

[Sirioja]

No problem to park at Finca, located on border to Dierdorf.

[XXL]

I remember doing this club in succession with FKK World (though not on the same day). I don't program it much any more in my trips these days because nearby hotels are hard to find and parking was a hassle every time I was there. But I liked the LU and the atmosphere.

If you want to do out-of-the-way FKKs I recommend Paradise Saarbruecken and FKK Prestige in Neunkirchen. These can both work as a fall-back position for the other but they will usually deliver on their own.

Trying out new places is what makes mongering interesting. Come to think of it, it's what makes anything interesting in life. I'm sure if I lived near FKK Oase I would find it boring and not worth bothering much about.

[Sirioja]

Public sex upstairs, around Kino, at Finca. A very few rooms and 2 wood chalets outside.

[Sirioja]

PL, Finca is 30 kms from Koblenz, half way between Koln and Frankfurt, 1 hour from Koln and World. Had good breakfast there, nice small garden with cold swimming pool, 2 chalets. Some stars started at Finca. For me, to repeat.