Lisbon

[poolside707]

Hello,
I was in Lisbon on business last April and with a quick search of the net came up with a fantastic girl from kappasutra - Susy. She is from Brasil, about 20, blonde with a great body. She came to my hotel for EUR200 - not rushed.
I hope to be back in Lisbon next month, and wanted to know if anyone there had visited the kappasutra club:
Av. Estados Unidos da América, 12, 3º dir (Entrecampos)
Details from - http://lisboa.lanetro.pt (click on Eroticos)

Many thanks to murilloa for his detailed updates - I plan to follow up on his leads when in town ;-)

[PeterPort]

Hello Murilloa,

I'm Peterport from Lisbon and I would like to congratulate you for your accurate reports on my home town .
Unfortunately, I 'm very picky and don't fancy portuguese women at all.
I 'm only interested in tall, slim and stunning girls in their early twenties and it seems that I was born in the wrong country.

That´s why I have been travelling for years to Holland and lately to Eastern european countries where I hope to find my dream girl.

The Elefante Branco is the only place I go occasionaly but most girls are from Brasil and only once I met a Lithuanian girl there that matched my requirements.

However , I was really impressed by your knowledge of the portuguese sex scene.
I know this site for 5 years and never before I read such exhaustive reports about my country.

[Murilloa]

January 15th.In a time of war, famine and global warming, there are events which touch the heart and restore our faith in human nature. Senior Membership has been conferred upon Murilloa. As a forty-some-year-old Brit, I have friends who hanker after the honours our absurd monarchy still awards to faithful toadies of the establishment and selfless workers in the health and education fields. The MBE, the OBE and so on. Not for me such vain ambition: it is enough to become a senior member of the WSG. Manly tears of pride are coursing down my cheeks as I write. I promise I shall endeavour to be worthy of this high commendation. Alas, my field of operations is limited to Lisbon, with the occasional business trip to London (where I save my every penny to enjoy sex with one girl and one girl only, Lori from Les Girls in Soho, oh marry me, Lori) and Madrid (where I try to break my personal endurance records in successive cheapies with the Ecuadorean girls on the calle Montera). Gone are the days when I strutted the streets of Buenos Aires like a prince. How I envy the denizens of that city: look no further than the WSG reports from that beautiful place with its gorgeous women. Not least, I envy the BA pundits their lively interchange of information. Posting these messages on the Lisbon board is a lonely exercise just now. Are there no other English-speaking gentlemen here with a strong enough sense of duty to post regularly on this board and increase the world’s store of knowledge about our charming city? I throw down this challenge, and close by thanking the powers-that-be at WSG for the enormous honour of senior membership.

[Murilloa]

Rossio part 2

Next door to Rossio is another wide square, the Praça Figueira, again known to tourists because Lisbon’s trams, both the cute oldsters and the modern brutes, trundle into a corner of the square. Leading S from that very corner is the Rua dos Fanqueiros, where bargain clothing is to be found as well as a house of sport in the first block. Number 277 on your right, next to a shoe shop. Street door is usually open by day; take the elevator to the third floor, apartment 3D. Do not be put off by the fright who opens the door, she is for sale but better options await in the TV lounge into which she ushers you. Incidentally this is no poky garret like the one above M*********’s in the Rossio. It’s a refurbished apartment with a fine view of the square and would make an appropriate urban dwelling for the kind of wealthy, cultured idler that Murilloa is going to become when he gets divorced and wins the lottery. But enough fantasy, for reality is good here. Carol and Paula are both outstanding value at €20. Carol is Asian-Indian, 35 years old and has been pleasuring men for money, she says, since she was 17. Nonetheless, her café-crème body remains lithe and slim, and her dark-furred pussy is a tight delight. She pays attention to hygiene in the impeccable bathroom, and moans with pleasure throughout the act she has performed so many thousands and thousands of times. An eccentric touch: she keeps a white poodle in her bedroom, called Margarida. This clean inoffensive canine lies in a corner watching proceedings through one eye. The tales doggie would tell us, could she but talk! Paula is a Lisbon girl, only available after 5pm as she works in a nearby bank. She enjoyed telling me how she sits demure and bespectacled behind her computer all day, then comes to 277, changes into tight skirt and high boots, and becomes a sex tigress. She’s also a thirty-something in firm, slim condition, and relishes her work. Told me that in Coimbra a few years ago she once fucked 37 horny young students from the university in twelve hours. When she asked whether that was a record, I told her about the WSG and that I would enquire of the experts. Any advance on 37, ladies and gentlemen? The only possibility in my experience might be the houses round Constitución station in Buenos Aires a few years back where the Paraguayan and Dominican girls were veritable 'máquinas de sexo'. Many working girls don’t enjoy talking this way but both these ladies offer raunchy sex and raunchy conversation. Of course you need to understand Portuguese to get the full kick out of this. As long as these two are around, Rua dos Fanquieros 277 is a recommended bargain house.

[Murilloa]

Rossio part I
Everyone knows the Rossio, the central square N of the grid of streets called the ‘baixa’. Tourists come here to sip cold drinks in the cafés. The area boasts two bargain houses where rapid refreshment of a different kind is on sale for just €20.

We’ll begin with the seedy one: on the E side of the Rossio itself between the Restaurante Suiza, and M********’s cholesterol outlet, right by the metro entrance. Number 35, green door off the street, concierge slumbering on your left, tailor and hairdresser on 1st floor, climb dingy stairs to the 4th floor, number 92. You’ll find 6 or 7 women in their thirties, working mother types, in a barely-acceptable apartment often full of punters queuing and smoking. The ladies are a mixed bunch. I’ve found two or three attractive numbers here, but also, one lunchtime when no one else was available, the very ugliest woman I’ve ever attempted. Murilloa’s dedication to his chosen branch of Anthropology was put to a stern test. €20 buys covered BJ and a ride in two or three positions, then it’s "next, please", and your successor steps up to the plate. The house keeps very busy servicing, shall we delicately say, the broad base of Lisbon’s social pyramid. Recently standards seem to have declined, and I have decided not to go back for a while. Before summer I will return and do field work. Meanwhile the offer can be compared with M********’s down on the square – a rapid, convenient but unexceptional short snack, which leaves you hungry for something better a couple of hours later.

[Murilloa]

My current set of reports is partly designed to tell foreigners what locals already know: that there is more here than the tedious Elefante Branco, Hippopotamo and other such places which have featured in many reports. As one guide book has it, these clubs are named after the pachyderms who frequent them, Unfair, no doubt, but why sit late at night in a smoky expensive bar trying to distinguish which of the dimly-visible barracudas might be worth €150 or more, and worrying about how to sneak her into your hotel? Fact is, not all of us are in a girl-friendly hotel, or any kind of hotel. We do not all have money to burn, or the time, inclination or the good excuse to be in the dullest part of Lisbon during the small hours.

In the light of the above, here’s a location with a special attraction. I have discovered that at least two of its girls spend the late afternoon and evening here before going on to circulate at the abovementioned bars. It’s a delicious irony to think of these ladies offering to visiting businessmen, at €200, the same pussy which has been served up to ten or a dozen savvy locals during the course of the afternoon for a mere €30. This is the case with Rebecca, a petite miniskirted blonde from São Paulo, aged twenty-two, who sleeps during the morning, arrives about 4pm, and indulges her appetite for good enthusiastic friendly sex until late in the evening when she goes off to eat and transform herself into a gallery girl. The cost of a quality quickie with Rebecca is €30. So you can enjoy her on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday afternoons for less than the cost of taking her once to your hotel at night. There is another lady here with the same routine, whose name I have forgotten. And yes, that’s €30 the fast service, €50 for a half hour with the chance of two entries if you’re up to it.
Address Rua Pedro Nunes, 45, 2D. How to get there: Metro to Saldanha, a modern business district. At one side of the square is a smart shopping center, Atrium Saldanha, where it’s fun to watch Lisbon’s neatest sec-exec chicks sporting their business suits and boots while they buy their sexy lingerie. With appetite thus whetted, head for Rua Pedro Nunes, two blocks off Saldanha square (map in the metro station may help) find number 45, an older apartment block, and ring for number 2D: a helpful explorer has scratched a little cross by the number on the bell outside. One warning: the earlier you arrive, the less likely you are to find top girls: indeed on my one lunch-hour visit I was greeted by a line-up of 6 very mediocre ladies, one of whom I mounted solely out of courtesy. Most of the girls are Brazilian, which means they come and go, but as the travel brochures say, ‘every effort has been made to ensure that this information is accurate at the time of writing.’

[Murilloa]

I’lll return later to the promised survey of the cheaper end of the Lisbon market, assuring readers that research is being conducted with selfless vigor and enthusiasm…
Meanwhile, something a little pricier but still good value in worldwide terms. It’s a further option for tourists based in Cascais.

At Rua Maria do Carmo Fragoso Carmona, number 18, Cascais, there is a discreet house of pleasure. If you think the street name is a bit of a mouthful, wait until you try to find it! You can arm yourself with a map of Cascais-Estoril, sold cheaply in the kiosks, or write the address down and show it to a cab driver at the stand outside Cascais station: he’ll get you there in five minutes for less than €5 But it’s also only about ten minutes walk up the hill behind Cascais Villa shopping center and Jumbo supermarket, two major landmarks. Walk up the hill, passing two roundabouts, and you’ll eventually find this very quiet residential street. Number 18 bears a plaque that reads ‘Casa da Palmeira’. Ring the bell; they will come out to admit you.

Inside, a small selection of quality ladies asking €100 the half hour, €150 an hour. I have enjoyed Sandra, henna brunette, and Magda, blonde in boots. Both in their mid twenties, very accomplished prostitutes who gave value for money. All the girls seem to speak a little English. Viewing the selection at the start of my visits, I have noticed that the house style tends towards the fuller-breasted or even slightly plumper lady – a drawback for those of us who see petite as perfect – but perhaps that’s just been coincidence. Be warned that if you pay for half an hour, even if you are the kind of stud who unloads two shots in ten minutes, nonetheless one ‘terminacão’ is your full allowance. But with either Sandra or Magda you are more likely to be gasping with repletion at the end of one long, busy, varied and exciting mount. I spent a good twenty minutes inside Sandra the other day, to the brink and back several times. The house is quiet, clean and elegant, and offers a drink before you make your choice. I would imagine that outcalls are an expensive possibility, but did not enquire. The telephone number is 214861669 or (mobile) 963307787.

Summary: it’s tucked away in a corner of this wealthy area, to cater for the reputation-conscious local husbands and fathers – but it’s well worth setting out to find.

[Murilloa]

street action, you ask? of course it exists, but i am unable to recommend much of it. the area across the main avenue from cais do sodre rail station is picturesque and must have had its heyday as a seedy sailors' red light quarter between, say, 1920 and 1970. nowadays it is squalid but safe by day - dark, dangerous and dirty at night. two good irish bars nearby but do not, even if you are in a desperate state, drink so much guinness as to be tempted by the hookers here. you cannot be in a more desperate state than they are...

slighty better, but another relic of past glories: avenida liberdade. there is, to be sure, a quite stimulating peep show just up from restauradores square on the left, in the street where the elevador da gloria, a tourist attraction cable car, trundles uphill. further up, there are once again the remnants of what must have been an active rld in former times. i did try a lady of the night there once, and was led up a steep street to a nice clean pensão and overcharged by a girl who was older and less attractive in the room than she had seemed on the street. classic streetwalker's trap - why fall for it, veterans?

geographically between these two drear sites is the praça da figueira. on its ne corner are a couple of streets with mostly appalling old ladies whom you would have to pay me to fuck. but once or twice i have plucked a young african beauty off this corner. since two of the city's €20 bargain apartments are nearby, these are a better bet if you are in this very central tourist area panting for a rapid discharge. a later report from the trusty murrilloa will tell of you these dependable sites.

some 700m n of the above, between metro stations martin moniz and intendente, on avenida almirante reis, on the e side of the avenue, there is a thriving sw scene. you are now right outside the tourist zone already, and deep in hard drugs territory sharing the turf with the very saddest junkheads in europe. several of these are female, and for sale - an option if you are seeking the most repulsive way to commit suicide. but... there are also young, tightbodied, clean and well groomed girls from a variety of african nations who are asking €15 for a quick one upstairs in some surprisingly acceptable rooms. i have had excellent experiences with women aged 18 to 20 here. also some sad ones with girls who seem homesick or working against their will. always leave a good tip for these sweet girls. by day the place seems, well, not safe exactly but as if the various different criminals are not going to fuck up their territory by tolerating violence and having the police boys along. but with junkheads gibbering on every corner, you are never sure. i quite relish the mild tingle of fear. but i don't enjoy shitting myself with terror, so wild horses would not drag me here during the hours of darkness. nice irony: the area is called 'anjos', portuguese for angels. like los angeles in california, this is a place the angels must have fled in horror, many eons ago.

some standard advice: never, in any of these places, or anywhere in lisbon, or anywhere in the world, allow sexual excitement to lead your penis into a vagina or (not my scene) anus without first donning 'love's rubber armor'. i hope i am preaching to the converted.

and finally in the patronising advice section - never never go to parque eduardo vii. one or two females, but mostly sickening and dangerous rent-boy action. no, not even for the curious.

my next update will bring us off the street into the warm cosy fragrance of one of lisbon's classier mansions. até já...

[Murilloa]

Look at the advertisements in Correio da Manhã, the daily newspaper with the best selection of relevant 'classificados', under the heading 'convivio'. Plenty of adverts from all over the country. In this case we are looking at 'Grande Lisboa'. Everything from houses with a few girls of varying quality offering 15 minutes for €20, up to agencies whose ladies cost the earth.
I shall be reporting some experiences from the cheaper end of this market in the next week or so, with addresses which are important: my Portuguese is adequate, but the girls who answer the phone at these places frequently can't or won't speak English, frustrating for the non-Portuguese speaking gentleman.

To begin with a place which will be very handy if you are staying in Cascais or Estoril. Take the train to São João, less than 10 minutes, punctual service. When you get off, cross the level crossing towards the sea, past the taxi stand, first street on your left is Avenida Emilia. Down this residential street 200 metres, garden gate entrance to no 10 on your right (the numbering of this street makes no sense) ring the bell, they'll buzz you in.

Inside, best picks are Sandra, busty Russian blonde, 30-plus in great condition, dynamite, looks for orgasm and often achieves it, does everything and does it with relish. Her friend Fabiana, charming dusky Brazilian. Another blonde I've not tried. Half an hour for €40, service with a smile. Both girls together, for the very strong: €75. If you're staying in Cascais or Estoril you can escape from the wife and enjoy this delightful outing in only an hour or so. Recommended.

[Big Bug]

went on friday to the hipopotamo, just off the sheraton, same building as best western hotel. There are more girls on week end than during the week. Girls were soso. Had a drink with one, the took here out. (drink + cover = 25 euro, she wanted 100 euros). Went to my place at 01:00(hotel), good sex. She then took me dancing at 03:00 to kapital and later to Lux. back to my place at 05:00 more sex, wake by 14:00. All in all not bad for 125 euro.

next day went to passarrelle 1 (http://www.passerelle.pt/ --- Av. Óscar Monteiro Torres, nº 8 B 1000-219 Lisboa Campo Pequeno). You have to ring the bell to get in!!!. Must have been 10 girls, Jesus my teeth hurt. The girls were gorgeous. The strip show had me raving. The private dance with a tall english blonde had me going. BUT no touching, who the hell invented such a dumb rule, aghhh. Alas it seems we cant invite them out. All in all i spent 95 Euros for only a hard on this i find is a lot of money.

[Big Bug]

Originally posted by paganslave
I just completed a very short 5 day trip to Lisbon and wanted to relate the following thoughts. Elefante Blanco, Gallery, and the Strip Club next to the Gallery are all alive and well with acailable talent. I found the girls in Elefante to be the best, although the Romanian and Lithuanian stippers in the Stip club were wonderful as well. Prices for the standard hour were a little higher than other cities I've visited (100euro to 300euro). All depending on your bargoning skills.

I found the elephante, where is the strip club & Gallery or is it the same place ?

[paganslave]

I just completed a very short 5 day trip to Lisbon and wanted to relate the following thoughts. Elefante Blanco, Gallery, and the Strip Club next to the Gallery are all alive and well with acailable talent. I found the girls in Elefante to be the best, although the Romanian and Lithuanian stippers in the Stip club were wonderful as well. Prices for the standard hour were a little higher than other cities I've visited (100euro to 300euro). All depending on your bargoning skills.

The Escort service Correio da Manha (21 727 5137) speaks very good english and offer a starting price of 150 euro.

I couldn't locate the place on Rossio (Near the McDonnalds) Either they were out or I was in the wrong place.

The street action was absolutely abismal! Nothing I'd touch with a "rent-a-dick"! Old, ugly, and pretty drugged up.

Best advise: Escort Service or Elefante. Sometimes quality IS worth the price.

[PeterPort]

The prices at the elefante branco start at 150/200 euros for a couple of hours,at least for the locals.-they usually charge more to tourists.
If you tell the girls you come to Lisbon often it´s a good idea otherwise they will try to make you pay more .

[MRO]

Hello, there !

Going to Lisbon soon : which are the going rates for all-nighters at "Elefante Branco".

Any other suggestion ? Are Lisbon Hotels "girl-friendly" ?

Thanks

MRO

[us_magician]

going to Lisbon for a week. Can some one provide some info on cheap and safe places to hunt women?