Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[ParkVille]

Unlike you, I don't have time to "RTFF", which was was why I asked for names in the first place.

Then hire sex tourist guide. If you don't have the money for that, then don't bother coming here since you're too busy. There are so many freeloaders here, constantly leeching off of contributors.

[Stykler]

{Big Snip} If you can't find the time to do that, it must not be very important to you.

Very well said indeed.

[Mjen1970]

Hi All,

I'm heading out to Bangkok for Thanksgiving. I've RTFF'd a fair bit and have written several reports in the past. I'm just looking for some information please, I will only be in Bangkok for a day or so as I will be heading to Pattaya so I don't have too much time for traipsing around.

I like Wan who used to work at Mango. You can see my report on here if you search on my userid. I thought she was working at Bamboo at soi 8 but I saw this picture on Cherry's Twitter and if this isn't Wan, Then she is a ringer for her.

The other thing I would like to try in Bangkok is a Prostate massage and effectively be milked. I've seen that there is a place called Analisa and another which I have heard of before called Akane, Any recommendations?

Last thing is that I like Snow White on soi 26 so I think I will pop in there, Any point of looking into Tulip or is it still in the doldrums?

Thanks,

[Member #4698]

Unlike you, I don't have time to "RTFF", which was was why I asked for names in the first place.

That's a funny and insulting comment. Look, if you don't have the time or more likely the inclination to search for and read informed reports BM's have already posted to the forum, that's fine, its up to you, but then ask yourself why we should take the time to spoon feed you reports we have already spent a good deal of our time and effort to write and post in the first place? Nobody is getting paid for posting reports. Most of us who currently post reports do so in an effort to pay it forward the information, tips, and insights we have received from others in the past. Respect is a two way street. If you can't bother to RTFF, I doubt many BM's will want help you out. The ISG is a treasure trove of exactly the kind of information you are seeking. It is all here. Just go back and skim through the past 3 or 4 months of posts until you find what you are looking for or use the advanced search tool. If you can't find the time to do that, it must not be very important to you.

[JackieChino]

Why not RTFF? The current superstar at Snow White has been reviewed a lot.

Unlike you, I don't have time to "RTFF", which was was why I asked for names in the first place.

[Whoreman]

Hi all,

Will be making my yearly trip to thailand next month.

Can anyone update me on the current superstars in Mango, Snow White, Tulip, Bongkot, Candy, Bamboo etc? Any help would be appreciated.

Why not RTFF? The current superstar at Snow White has been reviewed a lot.

[Whoreman]

Found myself in Orient Massage today and chose a pretty, young looking girl in a black fairy skirt whose name was Cat. She claimed not to have a baby and it seemed her body was normal to petite. The fairy skirt was hiding a secret though. Although she has slim shoulders and tiny tits, she has quite a belly and a massive arse. Pear shaped is I think the term, which is not what I usually go for so I had to suspend reality and pretend I was with an Asian Kim Kardashian even though the curves weren't there. To be fair I've seen guys getting excited over fatter gogo girls so there's definitely a market for it. The fairy skirt that hides it is deceptive marketing though.

Service was standard for this MP. The rooms are small and grotty and the girls spend far too long faffing around with their box of toiletries and things like drying shower cream bottles and folding towels. And you have to specifically request if you want her to stay until time's up.

I found out she lives near me which is quite near the Ratchada soapies and I asked her why she doesn't work in one. She correctly pointed out she's too fat. So I'll definitely give these non-PSE oilies a miss in future. If I want service I'll go to Snow White and if I want looks I'll check out soapies like Merci mentioned a few posts down.

[JackieChino]

Hi all,

Will be making my yearly trip to thailand next month.

Can anyone update me on the current superstars in Mango, Snow White, Tulip, Bongkot, Candy, Bamboo etc? Any help would be appreciated.

[Canyon]

Natty,

Your inbox is full. Please delete some messages.

Canyon.

[Zuka55]

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EDITOR's NOTE: This report was edited or deleted because the writing was so bad that the report was nearly impossible to comprehend.

[Red Kilt]

ISn't there an english version?

My software translated it for me.

You should be able to do it too.

[Dan7373]

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After a while I got bored with the fake noises and finished. ....

I'd say that the lady's fake noises aren't entirely her fault. Because it's up to the guy to make the lady's noises real, while he is nailing her with his dick.

Fingering the lady's clit, while you are nailing it is a good way to do it.

It's not reasonable for a guy to expect the lady to enjoy it, if he is just doing what's pleasant for himself, and he doesn't go out of his way to please her.

This is just common sense. You need to make an effort to please the lady to make it real for her. And effort by itself isn't enough. You also need to know what you are doing and pay attention to feedback from her. Fake noises are definitely a sign that you need to improve your technique with her.

[Dan Key]

My sweet thing didn't rush me. As l reported l just got a bit bored bonking away while she pretended to like it. On the plus side she was great eye candy. I was in the room 75 minutes.

[Gannaton48]

The one thing I didn't like about Nataree was that I never actually got the full 90 minutes, unlike Colonze 2 where I always did. How about these other places like Merci? Full 90 minutes?

You can see some Merci girls on this website:

http://thai-how.com/castlist?id=8097

I'd pass on the 2000 baht V girls but some of the 2600 baht S girls look nice, similar to the kind of girls you'd find in Nataree. Would you pay 7800 baht for Guitar (SM1)? She looks classy but not worth that. I think I'd go for Bow (S1). Not bad for 2600 baht. Shampoo (M11) is nice but I don't really go for bleached hair so probably wouldn't pay 3800 baht for her.

ISn't there an english version?

[Whoreman]

I think the closuse of nataree has increased the quality of the other soapies. I lived in Ratchada for 1 year, and only Nataree was worth visiting. It got boring visiting the same place, same-ish girls though. Much more impressed with the other nearby soapies now, whereas during nataree's reign, they were all doing so horribly bad in girl quality.

The one thing I didn't like about Nataree was that I never actually got the full 90 minutes, unlike Colonze 2 where I always did. How about these other places like Merci? Full 90 minutes?

You can see some Merci girls on this website:

http://thai-how.com/castlist?id=8097

I'd pass on the 2000 baht V girls but some of the 2600 baht S girls look nice, similar to the kind of girls you'd find in Nataree. Would you pay 7800 baht for Guitar (SM1)? She looks classy but not worth that. I think I'd go for Bow (S1). Not bad for 2600 baht. Shampoo (M11) is nice but I don't really go for bleached hair so probably wouldn't pay 3800 baht for her.