Manila

[MvuLane]

Many a guy has fallen under the bus because he also omitted to wipe out his wifi connection history. There are many many ways we can get tripped up. Maybe some one (one of us? Should write a.

" How To monger, for Dummies ".

With the following sections;.

Deleting all history from all devices.

Fake name generator.

Removing hair.

How to get your lies in synch.

How not to let a girl pick you up in airport.

How to successful pretend to significant others that you are in one country when actually in another. Etc.

1. Use a dedicated smartphone (Buy a 100 buck smaprtphone on AliExpress).

2. That's easy: http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/.

3. I like hair, the hairier the merrier.

4. make your lies as close to reality as possible, just change minor details.

5. "surprise" your lady friend: tell her your are arriving Wed morning instead you will be in Manila the day before (when in fact you arrived two days before).

6. Prepaid cards anyone. Many countries will also issue two passports. I swear it's possible. Inquire.

[MrWoolyBooly]

I would be happy to setup a call center business in which my operators churn out a set of monger accounts for each city. This would include:

A clean FB account with 30 women in your chosen RP city.

A matching wechat account.

A matching email and Viber account.

Pre-delivered two weeks of pinay conversation.

The benefit it that when you arrive, you just say, Hi I've arrived and the pinay come to you.

In-app purchase for sorting by boob size, no of kids and fetishes.

BD.

Throw in airport transfer and sign me up!

[BrainDrain]

I would be happy to setup a call center business in which my operators churn out a set of monger accounts for each city. This would include:

A clean FB account with 30 women in your chosen RP city.

A matching wechat account.

A matching email and Viber account.

Pre-delivered two weeks of pinay conversation.

The benefit it that when you arrive, you just say, Hi I've arrived and the pinay come to you.

In-app purchase for sorting by boob size, no of kids and fetishes.

BD.

[Asian Rain]

Maybe some one (one of us? Should write a "How To monger for Dummies ".

And this would be supposedly read by the same fellows who are too lazy to RTFF for a few pages before asking gem-like questions like "where can I get the best poon in Manila" or "which bars have girls with big boobs"? I just had a guy post in the BKK thread how disappointed he was with his trip to Thailand without reading any of the many posts made for the last month on the toned-down scene after the king's death. Needs a generous definition of "dummies". Enjoy, AsianRain.

[Soapy Smith]

Isn't that the truth. My publishing career over before its started. !

I think what's called for is an edited volume with multiple contributors rather than a single-author monograph. This design could even accommodate a number of "but mine was different" stories for color and contrast.

A quick search of Hutsori's personal posts might capture enough for a couple chapters on "how to clean up before and after" and "hooking up with educated Filipinas looking for a little strange." You could easily write a chapter from a collection of your posts from a couple years ago about "how to dash in and out of Manila for a two-to-three day business trip while packing in non-stop bonking in all the available time between meetings." WC could write chapters on "how to combine mongering with your photography hobby" and "getting your bedmates to pimp out new talent from their neighborhoods," CS could write about "how to get girls to play dress-up and face painting," and WR could write about "whips, chains, fishnet and other monger fetishes."

Arguably, a well conceived mongering guide might be offered in a pop-up ad on ISG with Jackson taking a small commission. In theory it might cut down on dumb questions from newbies who are too lazy to RTFF. On the other hand, most of these guys are unwilling to spring for a $20 ISG membership and might be unlikely to pay for and read any book-length manuscript.

[FreebieFan]

It's a good idea in principle FF but it's a bit like there being no one definitive advisory book on how to raise kids.

Everyone has a "but mine was different" story or experience.

Isn't that the truth. My publishing career over before its started. !

[Red Kilt]

Maybe some one (one of us?) should write a " How To monger, for Dummies "

It's a good idea in principle FF but it's a bit like there being no one definitive advisory book on how to raise kids.

Everyone has a "but mine was different" story or experience.

[Mr Enternational]

Maybe some one (one of us? Should write a " How To monger, for Dummies "

Then as soon as the how not to pay too much section comes up people will be up in arms.

[FreebieFan]

Fuck, its not easy to live as monger. All the precaution one has to think of.

Many a guy has fallen under the bus because he also omitted to wipe out his wifi connection history. There are many many ways we can get tripped up. Maybe some one (one of us? Should write a.

" How To monger, for Dummies ".

With the following sections;.

Deleting all history from all devices.

Fake name generator.

Removing hair.

How to get your lies in synch.

How not to let a girl pick you up in airport.

How to successful pretend to significant others that you are in one country when actually in another. Etc.

[Member #4558]

Please be aware that your Uber account keeps detailed history of the trips which you can view at https://riders.uber.com/trips#.

Depending upon your home domestic situation this might be a reason to setup a separate mongering Uber account.

Fuck, its not easy to live as monger. All the precaution one has to think of.

[MrWoolyBooly]

Please be aware that your Uber account keeps detailed history of the trips which you can view at https://riders.uber.com/trips#.

Depending upon your home domestic situation this might be a reason to setup a separate mongering Uber account.

Excellent advice.

[Dg8787]

IME Uber (and I think Grab) are more expensive than regular taxi. In return I counter this with the offset of knowing when my ride will arrive, a cleaner car and a better driver (it's their car) and not needing to handle cash.

Grab charges a 40 peso fee that is included in the quote. Most of the times I have found the Grab price cheaper and the best part is no haggling or BS. All the grab drivers have been nice and just drive without the endless discussions.

And you are right the cars are clean and in good operating conditions.

[BrainDrain]

Uber also has the advantage of tracking your route in app and giving a not-too-inaccurate ETA. I'm completely addicted to it now bringing my lovelies to me instead of hoping their punctuality and navigation skills will come through.

Please be aware that your Uber account keeps detailed history of the trips which you can view at https://riders.uber.com/trips#.

Depending upon your home domestic situation this might be a reason to setup a separate mongering Uber account.

[MrWoolyBooly]

IME Uber (and I think Grab) are more expensive than regular taxi. In return I counter this with the offset of knowing when my ride will arrive, a cleaner car and a better driver (it's their car) and not needing to handle cash.

Uber also has the advantage of tracking your route in app and giving a not-too-inaccurate ETA. I'm completely addicted to it now bringing my lovelies to me instead of hoping their punctuality and navigation skills will come through.

[BrainDrain]

Last Sunday I took a taxi from MOA to Terminal 1 around 7:30 pm, there wasn't much traffic and it took about 15 minutes tops. Grab taxi had the cost at 150 but no taxis available. The taxi meter was 82 pesos! I gave him 150 for being honest and no BS request for tip.

IME Uber (and I think Grab) are more expensive than regular taxi. In return I counter this with the offset of knowing when my ride will arrive, a cleaner car and a better driver (it's their car) and not needing to handle cash.