Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Balboa]

All the tier 1 termas are on their knees. Waste of time. Cancun-full of fuglies. MC too. Solarium and Centaurus too. 4 x 4 super aggressive and no real dimes. Whoevers doing the talent scouting needs an optician or a lobotomy.

Go straight to the dark side and hopefully you'll never come back the same again.

I deal in trash termas. Lower tier. VM. Independents. Get some dirt under those manicured fingernails, some portuguese out the mouth and the prices drop like panties.

Don't let these hoes game anyone. Play them at their own game.

Its a crisis-I don't care how they try and spin it.

Agreed 100%!

Every time I stop into a so called Tier-1 joint, I cringe and laugh at the over-priced xoxota! LOL.

Like FMD says, learn a little Portuguese, get away from Copa, have more fun for less ouro!

Boas festas!

[Komo753]

I checked on http://www.gparena.net/forum/viewtop...377f960e70560d there is a new boate but ii don't know if it is good.

http://ibizanightclub.com.br/promocoes

[Komo753]

Anyone already went to Paris cafe? Av das Americas, 15 na Barra the Tijuca.

The last time I went was 310 reais 40 minutes room included and 30 R entrance.

I don't know if they changed the prices since Olympics finished.

[FuckAfMedDig]

After an hour and a half in Monte Carlo tonight I can only agree. Will report later.

Check your inbox for my details.

[IAmYourFather5]

All the tier 1 termas are on their knees. Waste of time. Cancun-full of fuglies. MC too..

After an hour and a half in Monte Carlo tonight I can only agree. Will report later.

[FuckAfMedDig]

I haven't been in Rio for around 2 years, I like to stick to the recognised clubs, ie Centaurus, 4 x4 etc.

Which is the best these days?

All the tier 1 termas are on their knees. Waste of time. Cancun-full of fuglies. MC too. Solarium and Centaurus too. 4 x 4 super aggressive and no real dimes. Whoevers doing the talent scouting needs an optician or a lobotomy.

Go straight to the dark side and hopefully you'll never come back the same again.

I deal in trash termas. Lower tier. VM. Independents. Get some dirt under those manicured fingernails, some portuguese out the mouth and the prices drop like panties.

Don't let these hoes game anyone. Play them at their own game.

Its a crisis-I don't care how they try and spin it.

[Bravo]

Before I even read the article I was thinking "I wouldn't drive in Rio either because I don't just the GPS system". If I remember correctly, a some tourists were shot a couple of years ago because their GPS system brought them into a favela.

[IAmYourFather5]

That is such a shame. I have friends who live very near that small favela and it is not a particularly bad area. It is not unusual in Rio and has been the case for years that motorcycles are stolen right from under the rider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzN_tcK0NzI

A tourist riding a motorcycle around Rio is pretty much the same as a tourist wearing a Rolex while walking the beach in Copacabana.

Apparently locals were trying to stop the Italians going in, saying stop in Portuguese. But of course they didn't understand. I guess these two simply didn't know much about Rio because anyone who knows the place will tell you to be very fucking careful in a lot of places, nevermind in and around a favela.

[Exec Talent]

Unlucky, and not very wise, Italian tourists. Two cousins travelling by motorbike. By mistake they entered the favela Morro dos Prazeres. As they were wearing cameras on their helmets the bandits thought they were police and killed one of the tourists with a shot in the head.
http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/turista-...zeres-20612092

That is such a shame. I have friends who live very near that small favela and it is not a particularly bad area. It is not unusual in Rio and has been the case for years that motorcycles are stolen right from under the rider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzN_tcK0NzI

A tourist riding a motorcycle around Rio is pretty much the same as a tourist wearing a Rolex while walking the beach in Copacabana.

[Balboa]

The happiest monger in this forum is me. Tomorrow I'm heading to Brazil. Three months with lots of chocolate bundas.
I just have to decide which puteiro I gonna choose for my first session.

You're probably right! LOL.

Enjoy yourself Sperto!

[Sperto]

Unlucky, and not very wise, Italian tourists. Two cousins travelling by motorbike. By mistake they entered the favela Morro dos Prazeres. As they were wearing cameras on their helmets the bandits thought they were police and killed one of the tourists with a shot in the head.
http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/turista-...zeres-20612092

The happiest monger in this forum is me. Tomorrow I'm heading to Brazil. Three months with lots of chocolate bundas.
I just have to decide which puteiro I gonna choose for my first session.

[IAmYourFather5]

Body objected but couldn't stop myself hitting Copa tonight. Originally wanted to go to Monte Carlo but Google told me it was shutting at midnight so that wasn't going to work.

Decided on Barbarella after fond memories from a long time ago. Yes I know pricey but I wanted a quick sure fire take away before going to bed. Only one other guy in there and around 15 girls at first. Both numbers increased slowly. The problem with these places is you give the girls the slightest look they are onto you like a rat up a drain pipe, so rejected a few advances before eventually settling for a dusky type that took my fancy. Paid over the odds 450 reais for a couple of hours for the girl, 100 for the motel and 170 for a handful of beers and cover at Barbarella. Will be more aggressive on cash next time round.

Anyway, the girl (from Minerais Gerais) was a passionate fuck with a body made for sex. Was surprised to unravel a pair of beautiful natural hooters (was expecting falsies). Tried to squeeze me for some more $ for the second round to which I said no chance (she relented). Was a pleasant couple of hours regardless.

Some of you veterans may think the Rio scene has died, but compared to elsewhere the girls are still unbeatable IMO. God I fucking love Brazil.

[Balboa]

Hit the streets last night in Rio!

A few boates on and just off Uruguaiana in Centro, then VM.

Each boate had it's share of a couple hotties, however, I was looking for something special.

Ended up with the girl from Brasilia that I've been wanting in U212.

Nice looking, great body, genuine nice person.

Very good time with her. She's muito carinhosa! Affectionate.

I gave her one of the Victoria Secret creams that I was carrying to give little Feliz Natal presentes to the special girls.

Then some dinner at my favorite Centro sidewalk place, and off to VM.

The typical Friday night with a gazillian dudes roaming and gawking, but not partaking.

It's definitely not my favorite night of the week for VM.

Actually it's my least favorite night, LOL.

However, VM never lets me down.

Found a new sexy 19 year old mulata to enjoy time with, and then again with a girl I've been with several times before.

One of the tricks to VM is knowing which of the little places have the nicer rooms and which to avoid.

There is one little place in particular that I will not return to.

The girls often seem to be thieves, and the dude running the place is a jerk.

Shorted me on time a couple times. Nunca mais la! Never again.

There are a couple places as well where the Tia is sweet, and the rooms are nice, by VM standards anyway, LOL.

Great time!

Got home satisfied and exhausted, nothing better.

[Sperto]

Parasite? LOL!

Sorry, English isn't my first (or second or third) language. Sometimes I choose the wrong words. I'm propably just tired of those lurkers who wants to suck out information from the forum and give nothing back. Information that might have cost countless of hours walking the streets, knocking on doors and test-f*cking GPs. The forum used to be a place where you actually exchanged information instead of just being a lurker. IMO lurking is a serious crime to the monger-scene.

[Mangera]

Two years since you've been to Rio, never reported back after your Rio trips and now you're fishing for information instead of RTFF. Parasite, the forum is meant for EXCHANGING information.

Parasite? LOL!