Pattaya Reports

[Paolo99]

I find it best to not even learn the bad words at all. Ignorance is the safest bet.

I've always been curious about them to know if someone nearby is talking about me in a good or bad way.

It's better to never use them though. For example if someone is referring to you by using the word "man" (word used to refer to objects or animals, but not for humans) instead of "khao" or "khon nee" or use the word "mung" (you) instead of "khun" you can know that that person is having zero respect or consideration for you.

[Smoothy]

I find it best to not even learn the bad words at all. Ignorance is the safest bet.

[Syzygies]

More than once I've been somewhere rather respectable (not my scene, but it comes with marrying a respectable woman) and some farang has used a word like "nom", which is about equivalent to "tits". Everyone has to kind of pretend they didn't hear him say it. (The polite word is "naa ok".).

Ha Ha. Very amusing. Note that Nom is the standard word for milk. So referring to a girl's chest as Nom, is pretty much equivalent to referring to her "milks" which is not very polite, rather a bit informal commoner flippant style, but not vulgar. No where near to a really vulgar word like "hee" (C*nt), for example.

In a Hi So situation, it is unlikely that I would be talking about a girl's chest in any case, and "Naa Ok" might not even come to mind since I have hardly ever used this word in conversation, myself, but have heard a Thai speak it rarely when talking about a pretty girl with a nice figure. LOL.

Mostly I am in low class situations where I can get away with "Nom". Even LBs refer to their Nom, with no chance of getting any milk. LOL.

"Naa ok" and "Suang Ok" mean chest. I can't recall ever hearing the 2nd one.

"Dtao" or "Dtao Nom" means breast and often comes up in written stuff relating to breast feeding for example. Maybe other words but have not heard them.

"Hua Nom" is okay Word to use for nipple. Not really impolite, if need to talk about the nipple for some reason. Probably can be used for a man nipple as well, even there is no milk. I often use when Thai girls have very attractive nipples. LOL.

Tits seems to be a slang word in English, and I assume originates from Teat.

I have been with a group of Thai tourists in an overseas city eating dinner, in a Hi So restaurant, and was surprised to hear one or two of them say:

"One for the Hum" meaning "One more drink for the road" but literally translated means one more for the Dick. So I find Thais are into using impolite words at times, even with wives present, especially after a few drinks.

Very common to hear really vulgar speech from lower class Thais. E. g. "Huu bpen Hee" meaning your ears are like a C*nt (and not hearing very well). If girls are not that vulgar, they can omit the Hee word but still imply it, by asking "Huu bpen aray?" (what are you ears like?), with "Hee" being the known answer.

I find to know a Thai girl, you really have to know how polite she expects you to be with her, and in the company of others. Could easily get in to trouble by using words unacceptable to her, but quite acceptable to others.

Examples of some words that cannot be used with some Thai girls but can be used with others:
"hoi"(Rising tone) (pussy. But literally shellfish).
"moi"(Rising tone) (pubic hair) Safer word is "khon (R) phet (H)".
"ngian" (Falling Tone) (horny).

Extremely vulgar:
"dtolae" (bullshit artist) very dangerous word.
"Hee" (rising tone) (C*nt, pussy).
"Khuay" (cock, prick).

I am in big agreement. Learning words in the bar is very dangerous. It is important to know the meaning and how impolite or vulgar they might be, We can't just copy words we heard from bar girls.

If guys learn Thai in a proper school, they might not be taught the vulgar words at all, or if taught, must know how vulgar they are. A school can unfortunately teach only formal Thai words at times, and be missing common street talk words.

[Eric Swiss]

Hi Eric Swiss,

I would suggest that you don't really go there expecting to bang a girl. Just go there thinking about having a drink and not necessarily more. Like this you can just sit wherever you want and not care about the girls trying to make you enter their respective bar. If you spot a cute then fuck her and if not you'll not be disappointed. You should go first in one of the bigger and most famous bars as Ruby Club or The Pussy Bar or another like this (these ones should have more girls and they should not be annoying when you just come take a drink) , feel the atmosphere and have a look at their girls or the girls in bars nearby.

For beginning you could go in Ruby Club and once you're seated ask for Ying. Here is a pic from their facebook account, I think she is the one with green hair in the middle. She's got a great body, is young (around 19 if I remember well) , you don't see her face on the picture but I can guarantee you that she has a nice face (a lot more than most of Addict's girls). She comes from Surin and in October said that it's been 3 month that she was there (I know that they all say 3 month but I'm confident that she's not there for years). There is another slim and young girl in that bar whose name is Bow with a darker skin but when I was there she was already busy with another dude so I don't know if she is worth it. Rooms are OK and you should pay around 1500 including BF (350), FS (1000) , your drink and one for her (if you're a nice guy). If you're not successful just go in another bar or go back another day in another bar of Soi 6. You should definitely find some young and reasonably good looking girls.

Just to add another data point, I visited The Pussy Bar on Pattaya Soi 6 under the same circumstances: mid-day, not desperate pressure to hook up. The negative side is that they have no TV showing sports, so you don't have anything to do while you are scanning out the merchandise on offer. The positive side is that they have quite a few girls, and some of them are nice looking. There was one I almost went with, but for some reason I wasn't 100% comfortable with her vibe and her looks, so I passed. Then a new hottie walked in in street clothes. I harpooned her, but she said she had to change and take a shower first before starting to work, so she narrowly escaped my clutches. I finished my beer, and she still wasn't back, so I just ejected. But there is hope.

Ideal would be a bar with sports on TV and a decent selection of girls. I think it's going to have to be trial-and-error.

[Smoothy]

I'm guessing that, since this was on a public street, she did not specifically see YOUR balls, and thus she could only imagine the sensation.

I think my balls may have been hanging down out of my shorts. I may have forgotten to wear underwear that day.

[Member #4591]

I'll visit Thailand by the end of this month (again) and have time there for 1 week. Last time in Thailand which was just recently last November I stayed in Bangkok only and discovered there nightclubs and discotheques only for finding girls because I'm interested in freelancing girls in nightclubs and discotheques only. I visited in Bangkok for example Spasso, Mixx and Insanity.

This time I would go to Pattaya to make a change but only in the case if the outlook of the freelancing girls there in nightclubs and discotheques like iBar / Insomnia or Mixx is at least as good as in Bangkok or even better.

What I liked in the clubs in Bangkok is that you can also find a lot of non-Thai girls like Vietnamese for example with whom I have had a good experience.

My question is to the ones of you who have visited nightclubs and discotheques in both Bangkok and Pattaya in the past half of year and who are demanding in the outlooks of the girls.

Thank you very much for your suggestions.

In my opinion I Bar in Pattaya has a huge amount of freelancers in all shapes, sizes, and price ranges, so there is more selection in a very compact area of Pattaya, walking street. Prices 1,000 and up. On the other hand, Bangkok freelancers are spread all over the place at Mixx, Insanity, Sugar club, Levels, Thermae, Oscar, Spasso, and Climax. In my opinion, the closest experience you will get to IBar in Bangkok will be Climax. On most nights it's jammed packed after 11:00 PM with all sorts of freelancers but with less the amount of punters. Good luck mate.

[Pussycheck]

I'll visit Thailand by the end of this month (again) and have time there for 1 week. Last time in Thailand which was just recently last November I stayed in Bangkok only and discovered there nightclubs and discotheques only for finding girls because I'm interested in freelancing girls in nightclubs and discotheques only. I visited in Bangkok for example Spasso, Mixx and Insanity.

This time I would go to Pattaya to make a change but only in the case if the outlook of the freelancing girls there in nightclubs and discotheques like iBar / Insomnia or Mixx is at least as good as in Bangkok or even better.

What I liked in the clubs in Bangkok is that you can also find a lot of non-Thai girls like Vietnamese for example with whom I have had a good experience.

My question is to the ones of you who have visited nightclubs and discotheques in both Bangkok and Pattaya in the past half of year and who are demanding in the outlooks of the girls.

Thank you very much for your suggestions.

[Member #2041]

As much as I was tempted simply because it was the best opening line I had ever heard, she was not my physical type. So I passed. I only hope she's strong enough to overcome her unfulfilled desire to lick my balls.

I'm guessing that, since this was on a public street, she did not specifically see YOUR balls, and thus she could only imagine the sensation. I am also guessing that, with that sort of approach to guys, she probably gained access another set of man-balls that she could lick in short order, so I suspect that she got over it and came away with at least 1000 additional baht in the process. Apparently, we'll never know if those replacement balls were actually a suitable substitute for yours - at least for her, if not for you.

[Smoothy]

Hey Smoothy, did you let her?

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As much as I was tempted simply because it was the best opening line I had ever heard, she was not my physical type. So I passed. I only hope she's strong enough to overcome her unfulfilled desire to lick my balls.

[Betong]

. . . the "oo" should be pronounced short like the ou in could (in England), which may not come naturally to an American but normal for a German letter "u".

I think any way you say "boom boom" the girls will understand it.

As far as polite and impolite, in the bars it doesn't matter but the problem is that some guys learn bar Thai and then try to use it out in regular society, where it doesn't go over so well. More than once I've been somewhere rather respectable (not my scene, but it comes with marrying a respectable woman) and some farang has used a word like "nom", which is about equivalent to "tits". Everyone has to kind of pretend they didn't hear him say it. (The polite word is "naa ok".).

[D Cups]

Hey Smoothy, did you let her?

I got a good laugh out of this. I can't say it's not accurate though. Haha.

I had a girl in front of Nana hotel say something to me that I thought was the best opening line ever. As I walked by, she stood in front of me and her first words were not Hi, or Go with You, they were - "I want to lick your balls". I don't know who taught her to say that, but that was awesome!

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[Smoothy]

You have to say boom boom your ass.

I got a good laugh out of this. I can't say it's not accurate though. Haha.

I had a girl in front of Nana hotel say something to me that I thought was the best opening line ever. As I walked by, she stood in front of me and her first words were not Hi, or Go with You, they were - "I want to lick your balls". I don't know who taught her to say that, but that was awesome!

[Syzygies]

You have to say boom boom your ass.

"boom boom" is a very good expression for sex or fucking, but must be pronounced short, not rhyming with "room", but the "oo" should be pronounced short like the ou in could (in England), which may not come naturally to an American but normal for a German letter "u". Not sure if this vowel sound exists exactly in American English, since Americans pronounce good, wood, and could slightly differently to English people. Hopefully everyone has heard "boom boom" enough times already to get it right. I was surprised to find it in the Thai dictionary, and did not expect it to be mid tone.

บุมบุม
Boom (Mid) boom (Mid)
to fornicate (vulgar expression).

Do girls always know what an Ass is, regardless of pronounced American way or English way (Arse)? Which would seem like two different words to a Thai, due to different vowel sounds. I almost never use English in relation to such matters, unless I know the girl understands a lot.

If she says "You can have my ass", then I know she knows a lot.

Can be confusing to mix Thai and English together in same expression, for newbie girls with really low knowledge / experience. So I would say "Boom Boom Dtuut khoon" (bum bum dtuut khun. In alternative transliteration) to be safer.

Perhaps even simpler (easier to pronounce) is to ask in Thai:
"Aow gon dai mai" May I take (your) bum/ass?

Is "Pussy" a universally understood word, or what other word should be used in English?

I use Thai word "Jim" mostly for pussy (sometimes "Hoi") and "Dtuut" for ass, even though it is impolite.

No need to be using very polite words for impolite acts.

[Kumbu]

She provided the basics, she was okay with me going different positions on her. Asked her for Anal and she didn't know what it even was, didn't push it as I'm not a huge fan of Anal, did give a decent BJ with CIM (didn't ask for COF but she probably would've agreed). She provided as many times a day as I wanted, some days I just wanted once while other days I wanted 4 times. I spent money on food for both of us, nothing more except the transportation, obviously drinks as well. The site and owner are okay with changing girls, but I didn't. I joked around the idea of picking up another girl from the street for a threesome and she didn't disagree (but I didn't). She did provide a GFE experience and told me her basic story about how she is poor and whatnot. She wanted basically the night to end at MIXX as she was / is part of their lineup (I don't know how it works but she worked in MIXX as an attraction). Tipped her before leaving as she did a decent job.

As for the other guy suggesting I could do better for half the price. I don't disagree, I just am posting what I did and if someone wanted to go the same route as me, here's a review to help you out.

Thanks for this report, Klassic. A very interesting and unusual experience, certainly not your normal fare here on the pages of ISG. And thanks for sharing the details of intimate acts. I don't see any reason to criticize you for indulging in this package sex tour. It's a different experience, and it satisfied your needs. Enough said.

[Mr Enternational]

Asked her for Anal and she didn't know what it even was, didn't push it as I'm not a huge fan of Anal,

You have to say boom boom your ass.