Bangkok Reports

[Syzygies]

Bisht,

I don't know why he's posting this bullshit. You can't get a Thermae girl for those prices, let alone a Spasso girl. Better off taking advice from someone who actually knows something, like Bkkdog, rather than a one-trip guy who was asking about prices when he was there in March 2016 and almost certainly did not go to Spasso.

Right on, Jimmy boy. Triumphant "B'shit" for Bisht. I have to wonder about the quality of a LT 2K girl, if one could be found walking the streets of China Town.

I also don't really understand how come a guy (Crypton) could pay 1.5K for ST and expect LT to be only 500 Baht more. Yeh a desperate street walker with severe baby damage might do LT for 2K.

I remember when taking a hot girl for LT every night from a gogo or Thermae was a "no brainer". Ridiculously cheap and girls in no hurry to leave. Unfortunately it was 25 years ago. My buddy tells me about 35 years ago and was even better.

[Aron001]

So a little background first, I visited Bangkok back in 2013 for vacations and I had an awesome time. So back then I went to a massage place with my friend and he requested a massage, I didn't cause I wasn't in the mood but while my friend was getting his "massage" I was talking to this cute Thai girl, anyhow to make the story long short we had a great connection and we exchange numbers. 2 weeks ago, I happen to have a overnight connection flight and got in touch with her "K". Prior to my trip I asked "K" if she was willing to meet with me, "K" replied Yes. I followed up with prices for ST and LT to which she quoted ST = 3 K bath and LT = 5 K bath. I was arriving at 9 pm and my departure was next day at 7:30 am and I still wanted to go out to dance Latin salsa (I'm a Latino and salsa dancing is a must). So I counter propose with ST = 2 K bath she accepted with little push back. So, I arrived to BKK and drop my luggage in the airport storage, is very convenient I must say. I arrive to my salsa place (Rembrandt hotel near Soi Cowboy) like around 11 pm and stay there till midnight, so after I had my salsa dance out of my system I decided to get some action. I first stop by Crazy House (CH) and I have to say this place hasn't changed since my visit in 2013, all girls young, naked, and super friendly. Anyway, I really wanted to bang the girl that got away so I texted "K". So here is the thing because I had a short stay I didn't book any hotel, I forgot my condoms in my luggage, and I needed a ride back to the airport cause at 5 am the train-link is not working. "K" told me she was an hour away but she wanted to see me so we agree to meet outside CH. So around 1 am she shows up and I told her the current situation, she was very calm and said she didn't know of hotels in Soi cowboy but she could take me to the airport. With that we go to "Toy bar" right in Soi Cowboy, after a few drinks (to make it less awkward) and a bit dancing we are in the mood to get some action. So we found a ST hotel conveniently located right around the corner and I bought water and a packet (3 units in packet) of condoms. So we shower, foreplay, and do our thing twice and around 5 am we start heading out. I was happy she didn't back out from taking me to the airport, actually she had a nice Honda car. I had one condom left but I figured I would not use it so I left it in the room. While in the car we are making out and touching each other, so total GFE. When we are arriving to the airport I thought she was going to drop me off at the arrival gate but no she said she wanted to be with me till I leave, so I said okay. Once we find a parking spot I told "K" I want boom boom in the back seat, to my surprised she immediately said okay. So I was kicking myself in the ass for leaving that condom in the room, at the end we didn't boom boom for obvious reasons. I paid the agreed 2 K bath plus gave "K" a tip of 500 bath. She was a very nice sweet girl and she stayed with me till I had to go thru immigration. I forgot to mention that while in the room I took some XXX pictures and did a little TV-MA video.

Not sure if I contributed to damage the market for you guys but considering she is the one that got away, the GFE, the nice pics and vid, plus the ride to airport I think it was only reasonable. But please comment on this so other guys can learn from it.

Stay safe.

[Shekhar647]

I would hit the PSE Oilies (Tulip, Snow White, Cherry etc), they're as close to a sure thing you can have in a short timespan.

"Russians" (in reality, below-average, over-the-hill central Asians) are a hit and miss in Bangkok in the best of times, and usually provide substandard service. In other words, very likely to leave you less than satisfied and with a bad aftertaste, which is not a problem on a long visit (can get a Thai to make you forget), but is not something I'd want on a very brief visit. If you still want to look for them, try around Grace hotel, and in particular the hotel across from Soi 3 near the small soi leading to Bumrungrad Hospital (I think White Orchid is the hotel name, but not sure). And ask the pimp in the lobby about girls. Not too likely you'd find much in the early afternoon, but not impossible either, and if you go for "Russians" it's all a crapshoot anyway.

Thanks you so much. I will let the Russians go!

[Shekhar647]

Hi Shekhar. There is a thread about "Service Options and Hotels for a Short Bangkok Layover" started some time ago--look at the bottom of the Thailand forum page. You might want to read the few reports, but we get many question and very few reports from folks who do what you intend to do.

My two baht: /1/ You have more than enough time to go to any of the oilies or soapies, if you don't have to deal with checked baggage. If you have to claim baggage, store in at Left Baggage at BKK, re-claim and recheck, then you have time but not much. /2/ Use the airport link. You can easily get caught in traffic (especially traveling in rush hour, to make that 7 pm Departure). /3/ Remember that you have to re-enter the departure area via immigration and security checks -- that can be a 1 hour dismal adventure, too.

If you do make good use of the layover, report back! TTG.

Great advice bro. Will report back.

[Uncle Volodya]

Thanks Guys. I landed this 10/10 Viet chick at Spasso. Now befor people here go like "oh you can get A viet for cheaper blah blah blah" I will tell you she was unlike any other viets I have seen so far. Anyways deal was struck at 6 k LT at around 115 am. Experience back in the hotel was flawless. She left at 12pm

She told me most girls heading back home tomorrow evening for Chinese New Year. So mongers have a good time tonight as I am not sure how many girls will be around after tonight.

Have fun!

2. 5 JK LT and 1. 5 K ST? The guy clearly doesn't know what he is talking about, or he is quoting prices from 2008. 555.

If you found her that attractive and she gave you a real GFE then 6 K is better than OK for Spasso. Last time I was there I was offered 8 K by a pretty Viet girl. I did not counter offer as I wasn't really sure I wanted her and I also wanted to check out Mixx that night. Did you guys negotiate or did she start at that price? Maybe it's the same girl?555.

Tall, slim 30's. Said she was a model before. Sorry I forget her name.

My problem with Spasso is not with price. Rather the girls are older, many overweight, and it's so dark in there that you really can't tell what you are getting. If it really was wall to wall Vietnamese 9's and 10's I'd be ready to pay the inflated prices.

For the poster staying at the Hyatt it may be better to go over to Mixx. It's only a short walk away and has a much better selection (in fact a lot of the Spasso girls also go there). However, it gets started much later than Spasso. I wouldn't go before 1 AM. They also have a Ladys' night on Wednesday. I've never been but it may be worth checking out.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Both those prices are way too high. LT should be about 2000 and ST about 1000-1500 depending on your negotiating skills.

Bisht,

I don't know why he's posting this bullshit. You can't get a Thermae girl for those prices, let alone a Spasso girl. Better off taking advice from someone who actually knows something, like Bkkdog, rather than a one-trip guy who was asking about prices when he was there in March 2016 and almost certainly did not go to Spasso.

[TimTimGuy]

Hi,

I have a 7 hour stopover at Bangkok. Will be there basically from noon till 7 Pm. I have been to Bangkok before but the time that I have this time around is tricky. Any suggestions on how best to use this time. I am looking at doing a Massage but any other suggestions. Do we know where and if Russians would be available?

Hi Shekhar. There is a thread about "Service Options and Hotels for a Short Bangkok Layover" started some time ago--look at the bottom of the Thailand forum page. You might want to read the few reports, but we get many question and very few reports from folks who do what you intend to do.

My two baht: /1/ You have more than enough time to go to any of the oilies or soapies, if you don't have to deal with checked baggage. If you have to claim baggage, store in at Left Baggage at BKK, re-claim and recheck, then you have time but not much. /2/ Use the airport link. You can easily get caught in traffic (especially traveling in rush hour, to make that 7 pm Departure). /3/ Remember that you have to re-enter the departure area via immigration and security checks -- that can be a 1 hour dismal adventure, too.

If you do make good use of the layover, report back! TTG.

[Crocodilexp]

Hi,

I have a 7 hour stopover at Bangkok. Will be there basically from noon till 7 Pm. I have been to Bangkok before but the time that I have this time around is tricky. Any suggestions on how best to use this time. I am looking at doing a Massage but any other suggestions. Do we know where and if Russians would be available?

I would hit the PSE Oilies (Tulip, Snow White, Cherry etc), they're as close to a sure thing you can have in a short timespan.

"Russians" (in reality, below-average, over-the-hill central Asians) are a hit and miss in Bangkok in the best of times, and usually provide substandard service. In other words, very likely to leave you less than satisfied and with a bad aftertaste, which is not a problem on a long visit (can get a Thai to make you forget), but is not something I'd want on a very brief visit. If you still want to look for them, try around Grace hotel, and in particular the hotel across from Soi 3 near the small soi leading to Bumrungrad Hospital (I think White Orchid is the hotel name, but not sure). And ask the pimp in the lobby about girls. Not too likely you'd find much in the early afternoon, but not impossible either, and if you go for "Russians" it's all a crapshoot anyway.

[Syzygies]

Hi,

I have a 7 hour stopover at Bangkok. Will be there basically from noon till 7 Pm. I have been to Bangkok before but the time that I have this time around is tricky. Any suggestions on how best to use this time. I am looking at doing a Massage but any other suggestions. Do we know where and if Russians would be available?

It's a bit early to find best line ups of girls anywhere. I would be tempted to look Massage places around Sukhumvit Soi 24,24/1, 26, but don't expect too many girls to be present.

I would also think of looking in the daytime bars in Soi 4. I never do Russians in Thailand so can't comment on them, other than I rarely ever saw a really pretty one that made me pay attention.

[Syzygies]

Why Udon? I am four days into my first visit to Udon Thani and am now able to answer the question.

Well that is great. I have to admit I always found Udon girls to be above average height and above average looks, compared to rest of Thailand, depending on certain facial features. Its over 20 years since I actually spent time in Udon though.

[Golfinho]

Why Udon? I am four days into my first visit to Udon Thani and am now able to answer the question. The quality of the girls is off the charts: for proof, go to the night market near the train station, or the Yellow Bird disco, or to the Taewan Deng Pub. The availability is spectacular.

Can you offer any detail on nature of the spectacular quality? Age range, for example. Also, if these are all single mom types or not.

[Crypton]

I am getting in at around 10 pm today and staying at the Hyatt. So naturally I want to just strike a deal at spas so. I have been rtff on this place and so would like to confirm if my rate estimate is right presuming I get into spasso at around midnight.

LT with a great chick: 6 k-8 k?

ST: 3-4 K?

Also can I just take the girl upstairs to my room with me? Anybody have an idea?

Thanka.

Both those prices are way too high. LT should be about 2000 and ST about 1000-1500 depending on your negotiating skills.

[WildBillLewis]

Why Udon Thani? Up country mongering ... ?

Why Udon? I am four days into my first visit to Udon Thani and am now able to answer the question. The quality of the girls is off the charts: for proof, go to the night market near the train station, or the Yellow Bird disco, or to the Taewan Deng Pub. The availability is spectacular. The competition is low, meaning that the prices are low. Foreigner visitors don't seem to come here very much judging by my discussions with bar staff and my own personal observations, e. G. , last night a spent a few hours as the only customer in one of the first bars you see in Nutty Park; I opened my wallet and bought the five girls (including a Korean-looking beauty) a few rounds of drinks. And when I returned a few hours later to take my Korean-looking friend to Yellow Bird for a twirl, I learned that I had been one of only three customers that day (and easily the biggest spender). Why Udon? Three words: cost, availability, quality. And the weather is awesome at least at this time of year: low humidity, gentle breeze, and not blistering hot. Oh yes, and the traffic is not impossible and the accommodation costs are low, plus the flights to and from Udon are dirt cheap.

[Shekhar647]

Hi,

I have a 7 hour stopover at Bangkok. Will be there basically from noon till 7 Pm. I have been to Bangkok before but the time that I have this time around is tricky. Any suggestions on how best to use this time. I am looking at doing a Massage but any other suggestions. Do we know where and if Russians would be available?

[Syzygies]

No worries. That isn't a reference to you taking a swing at me. It is a baseball reference about taking a swing with a baseball bat at a pitched baseball. 😊.

Okay Anyone can tell I am not American so some words and expressions mean little to me. They probably play baseball in my country too, but it is not on TV. So baseball did not immediately jump into my head, obviously. I was thinking of boxing. LOL.