Zimbabwe

[Terry09]

General rules of thumb, the older they are the greater the chances of being thick. If they have had kids, they have a greater chance of being thick. Slim chicks not usually seen online because they succeed so easily offline no real need to chase and advertise wares online or on whatsapp. My ideal young slim jane would be under 26 to 28. After that, age and genetics and childbirth kick in and they tend to round out. Ladies you find online tend to struggle offline, because of their physical drawbacks (of which thick may be one of them) so they tend to be more prevalent online then offline as that is where they are more successful. So if you want slim and trim, hit the clubs, bars and hangouts, you will stand a greater chance of finding them.

Disclaimer, above are general rules of thumb and not universal laws.

Happy mongering.

Yes there are plenty slim girls in Zimbabwe I was in Bulawayo last month most of the girls I saw in the Cbd where of the slim type. However from my observation there is more appreciation for girls with flesh to such an extent that the slim girls sometimes wear padded tights to make their asses look bigger. The photos below are of a girl I once encountered wearing these padded tights. I was not pleased but she made up for it with a great attitude and gave me a great fuck.

[BobBlack]

I am planning multi-country trip to south African countries. Is it advisable to just fly from country to country (i.e. South Africa to Swaziland to Mozambique to Zimbabwe)?

Jiggy,

Depending on where you base yourself in SA, if your base is Johannesburg then Swaziland is only a two to three hour drive away, flying would to me be a waste of money. From Swazi you could also travel by road to Mozambique which would take you around another 3 - 4 hours Your other two destinations however would mean flights to and from each of them. Only other advice in all of those countries you've mentioned is take Malerone for malaria especially Madagascar and Maputo and Zim. You must be pretty multi lingual visiting all those countries, SA (English), Swazi (English), Mada (French), Mozambique (Portuguese), Zim (English). Also be careful where you go in all of these places especially in the evenings, do not go into townships especially in SA. You are sufficiently experienced enough to pick up bad vibes easily so act on your hunches, if you feel insecure or possibly threatened then go with what your head tells you. Don't trust any of them, but I hope you enjoy your trip and mongering.

[JstWanagetLaid]

I am planning multi-country trip to south African countries. Is it advisable to just fly from country to country (i.e. South Africa to Swaziland to Mozambique to Zimbabwe)?

Are you traveling alone? Or you meeting up with a local who will travel with you? If you are alone and you are not familiar with these Countries, then I suggest you fly from Country to Country. Whilst it can in certain circumstances be fun to play cat and mouse with cops looking for a quick buck and coming up with the vaguest of traffic offenses to squeeze cash out of you at every turn, it can be irritating over the long run and ruin what could otherwise be a good trip. This for the most part is what you can expect in Zim, to a lesser extent in Moz, but would probably get away with in SA and Swaz. Driving within towns and short trips out of town are manageable, its the inter country driving that problems can arise.

Another option would be to use buses, and I know mongers who have done that with no problems. It can however be uncomfortable over the long haul for trips 6 hours IMO and borders crossings can be irritatingly slow sometimes.

If you looking for fun, adventure and the path least trodden (by the tourist) then explore the above options. However if you looking for a smoother faster ride, and can afford it, use the planes.

[Jiggydus]

I am planning multi-country trip to south African countries. Is it advisable to just fly from country to country (i.e. South Africa to Swaziland to Mozambique to Zimbabwe)?

[ChasingPat]

I'm new to this forum and new to Harare. Looking for a regular MP haunt. Have trawled the thread, but can't find much specific. Discretion all important. Sorry to ask a dumb question, but any recommendations?

[Bubba Lulu]

General rules of thumb, the older they are the greater the chances of being thick. If they have had kids, they have a greater chance of being thick. Slim chicks not usually seen online because they succeed so easily offline no real need to chase and advertise wares online or on whatsapp. My ideal young slim jane would be under 26 to 28. After that, age and genetics and childbirth kick in and they tend to round out. Ladies you find online tend to struggle offline, because of their physical drawbacks (of which thick may be one of them) so they tend to be more prevalent online then offline as that is where they are more successful. So if you want slim and trim, hit the clubs, bars and hangouts, you will stand a greater chance of finding them.

Disclaimer, above are general rules of thumb and not universal laws.

Happy mongering.

That all makes perfect sense in terms of WhatsApp (although I had a very different experience with it in West Africa recently) but what explains the nearly all thick girls in the pics posted here? That is unusual for ISG.

[JstWanagetLaid]

Both in the pictures for Zimbabwe here and on WhatsApp, all I'm seeing are pretty thick girls.

Is it really true? No slender young things?

General rules of thumb, the older they are the greater the chances of being thick. If they have had kids, they have a greater chance of being thick. Slim chicks not usually seen online because they succeed so easily offline no real need to chase and advertise wares online or on whatsapp. My ideal young slim jane would be under 26 to 28. After that, age and genetics and childbirth kick in and they tend to round out. Ladies you find online tend to struggle offline, because of their physical drawbacks (of which thick may be one of them) so they tend to be more prevalent online then offline as that is where they are more successful. So if you want slim and trim, hit the clubs, bars and hangouts, you will stand a greater chance of finding them.

Disclaimer, above are general rules of thumb and not universal laws.

Happy mongering.

[Bubba Lulu]

Both in the pictures for Zimbabwe here and on WhatsApp, all I'm seeing are pretty thick girls.

Is it really true? No slender young things?

[Emru Kunanti]

I'm sure I will be one of those people soon.

Sure man. Hope to hear interesting City Sports stories from you. Am currently out of Zimbabwe.

But go find a girl who calls herself Blessing. She is a good provider. Very reliable and beautiful as well. She is one of the CSB senior residents. But she is not the big ass one I referred to earlier. She has good booty though.

[Terry09]

I'm quite sure many people who work around there sneak in there to relieve themselves at lunch time.

I'm sure I will be one of those people soon.

[Emru Kunanti]

Point taken Emru and you are right I went to City Sports Bar late. Next time I will go early it's definately worth another visit the set up is very convenient. Given that they have their own rooms does that mean the girls offer services during the day?

Oh yes man! Any time is tea time at City Sports. The girls live there permanently. They just go out to buy food, get hair done etc. But always available. I'm quite sure many people who work around there sneak in there to relieve themselves at lunch time.

Only 4 rooms that's a real bottleneck. I think some of these girls should invest in their own accommodation around the area.

Trough that. Some told me there is another lodge nearby. But, they hated it saying its dirty. Also most come from Epworth say they don't wish to spend much on accommodation.

[Terry09]

Hahahaha I'm sorry mate you just had bad luck. But, I think I know why. You went in a bit late. You see, when there is no musical show in the bar and hence not many mongers the ladies usually quickly disappear. They usually go to Tipperary's or Hollys or anywhere where they feel will be full of action that day. So next time please go a bit earlier while they are still around. City Sports doesn't disappoint I can assure you. I can't believe she even refused you to touch her breast, I mean for 10 bucks? That's kinda harsh.

I'm also happy to hear you hit Jongwe Tavern. That's my other hunting spot. Plenty of big asses there as well.

Point taken Emru and you are right I went to City Sports Bar late. Next time I will go early it's definately worth another visit the set up is very convenient. Given that they have their own rooms does that mean the girls offer services during the day?

Yes the booking house is very safe I used it several times. It's pretty basic with just a bed inside the room. No place to hang clothes, you just place them somewhere on the bed. The only problem is there are only a few rooms. About 4 I think. Hence, on a busy night you might have to play the waiting game which needs a bit of patience and could really be inconvenient especially if you fear that you could be spotted by someone who knows you. I remember hooking up with this big ass lady there, light in complexion, who told me a story of how she had got into the business after divorcing her husband who had been sent to jail for an undisclosed crime. I hit her doggy-style and somehow took very long to come maybe because of the alcohol. She was like eish you fucked me so hard my ass is now itching hahahahahaha.

Only 4 rooms that's a real bottleneck. I think some of these girls should invest in their own accommodation around the area.

[Emru Kunanti]

The booking house / lodge that I mentioned should be the safest. I am not too sure about its state or comfort as I never went there. As for getting there that's the tricky part as it is not very close to town. The best way to get there is by driving or pre-arranged transport that will drop you there and pick you up.

Yes the booking house is very safe I used it several times. It's pretty basic with just a bed inside the room. No place to hang clothes, you just place them somewhere on the bed. The only problem is there are only a few rooms. About 4 I think. Hence, on a busy night you might have to play the waiting game which needs a bit of patience and could really be inconvenient especially if you fear that you could be spotted by someone who knows you. I remember hooking up with this big ass lady there, light in complexion, who told me a story of how she had got into the business after divorcing her husband who had been sent to jail for an undisclosed crime. I hit her doggy-style and somehow took very long to come maybe because of the alcohol. She was like eish you fucked me so hard my ass is now itching hahahahahaha.

[Emru Kunanti]

Maybe if I had bumped into Emru Kunanti's big assed lady maybe it would have been different.

Hahahaha I'm sorry mate you just had bad luck. But, I think I know why. You went in a bit late. You see, when there is no musical show in the bar and hence not many mongers the ladies usually quickly disappear. They usually go to Tipperary's or Hollys or anywhere where they feel will be full of action that day. So next time please go a bit earlier while they are still around. City Sports doesn't disappoint I can assure you. I can't believe she even refused you to touch her breast, I mean for 10 bucks? That's kinda harsh.

I'm also happy to hear you hit Jongwe Tavern. That's my other hunting spot. Plenty of big asses there as well.

[Terry09]

This sounds interesting. I have penciled it in for my return trip. How reliable are the ST venues and how safe are they? Any recommendations for which venue to take? Also would it be easy for a foreigner to get access to this location without paying a premium?

This is on the backdrop of my experience in Vicfalls where again, because I am a foreigner, I consistently had to pay premiums. Not much yes, but its the principle.

Stay safe mongers.

The booking house / lodge that I mentioned should be the safest. I am not too sure about its state or comfort as I never went there. As for getting there that's the tricky part as it is not very close to town. The best way to get there is by driving or pre-arranged transport that will drop you there and pick you up.