Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Daddy San]

S.

I got a testicle massage from her. I went at noon and Rin was indeed outdoors. It was the first time I'd ever seen her. I'd always suspected that they were A+ at Hana. Thanks for confirming it.

I am glad Rin did some of her magic on you.

I have been coming to SE Asia every year since 2008 and have known Rin since then.

In those early years, I used to see her regularly, every week, in addition to the other MP visits, TGFs etc. And believe me, testicle massage was only the warming up part.

I even used to make a booking with Rin hours after arriving in BKK. The nicest way to get over jet lag.

Her tits are among the best, I have seen in my long life, even at her advanced age.

I am glad she is still active and will go and see her soon.

[OldPhart]

I had a peek inside Hana 3 or 4 days ago: No Rin, about half a dozen fuglies, all A+ according to the mamasan.

The mamasan rates way above her footfolk, but unfortunately not available.

I guess that Rin either does not partake in line-ups, was busy or is only available on special demand.

S.

I got a testicle massage from her. I went at noon and Rin was indeed outdoors. It was the first time I'd ever seen her.

I'd always suspected that they were A+ at Hana. Thanks for confirming it.

[JiveMofo]

Just an FYI. I tried making an appointment for Prae from Mango on Monday and was told she is on vacation for a couple of months.

[Whoreman]

Just found out that SW gallery lineup has got some changes. Pictures of some ladies such as Benz have been taken out. Contrary to what some of folks here predicted, no previous Bongkot girls have been added to the shop.

The website doesn't have all the girls. I've been told by a Snow White girl that both Bongkot and Sky girls have moved there.

[Vodkin]

Just found out that SW gallery lineup has got some changes. Pictures of some ladies such as Benz have been taken out. Contrary to what some of folks here predicted, no previous Bongkot girls have been added to the shop.

[AdaeLover]

A couple months back, I saw the review on the Milking table, so this time I decided to give it a go.

I was recommended MM1 and EE1, so I took what they said it works best. If you are more interested in looks, this combination is not probably for you. Girls arrived sort of on time with a huge board. That had a whole as advertised. The first round was very quick (maybe due to the excitement and lack of previous "exercise" for the last couple of days). Then they went for a second round on the table, they started with a long a very good massage and they got me going until the end.

I thought that would be it (even though we had only spent about an hour), so I went to the shower with one of the girls and then to my surprised they moved me into the bed. I don't remember the last time I came 3 times in one go. So it took them a lot of effort, but they achieve their goal. And I was surely dry.

The session is expensive 8000 THB, so I would only think you should consider this if:

- You really could use a good massage.

- You are looking for something "new".

- You have money to 'burn'.

- You do not care about looks too much.

WIR: Probably not anytime soon, I can do a lot of things that money and I already ticked this box.

[Goatscrot]

Ah Goatscrot I'm in the same boat I would no longer choose Thailand my problem is also a GF here whom I can't get a visa for otherwise I would not be spending time here, I agree Bangkok is no longer cheap also, as to the weather kl is no hotter than Bangkok apart from at new year and likely cooler in March I to would choose a Mediterranean climate if I was free to do so.

Yep, if footloose and fancy free I'd be looking at Portugal, Uruguay, and various other places where we are in fact more welcome and permanent residencies and citizenships are easier to attain.

[JiveMofo]

You may have ended up with the wrong girl, contributing reason could be that you pronounced name incorrectly, which is easy to do. Prae and Ae do not rhyme with each other.

Prae sounds something like "Prayer". "Ae" or "Aey" sounds like "Ay" as in the word Pay, or letter A, and may have a rising tone, most likely (can't actually remember for sure which tone as can vary between different girls called Aey).

Yes, I'm pretty sure my pronunciation was at fault. I asked for 'Pray' which was likely mistaken for 'Ay'. I'll be sure to enunciate more clearly next time.

Thanks.

[Syzygies]

Went to Mango Massage a few days ago and asked for Prae, but got Ae instead. I thought she looked different from her pictures, and when I later checked the website, I am sure that it was Ae. She would have been my second choice anyway so not a problem. She has a very tan look, thin and petite build with small breasts but a decent ass.

Prae has very good firm tits maybe a be-cup, and great body but is shortish. Ae is rather taller and looks rather less like her pics, since pics were probably a few years ago or shopped, or both. I would rate Prae high for her body, and Ae as more average. Ae was a bit too much of a wildcat on the bed for me when she got turned on. Liable to bite and claw. Watch out for "hickeys" (love bite kiss marks). LOL Some guys might like that.

You may have ended up with the wrong girl, contributing reason could be that you pronounced name incorrectly, which is easy to do. Prae and Ae do not rhyme with each other.

Prae sounds something like "Prayer". "Ae" or "Aey" sounds like "Ay" as in the word Pay, or letter A, and may have a rising tone, most likely (can't actually remember for sure which tone as can vary between different girls called Aey).

Personally I prefer Fern and Prae at Mango, of the ones I have tried, but see several new girl pics on the web site that might be worth trying. Never had any problems with enthusiasm of the girls at Mango, since years ago. Then it mainly comes down to being satisfied with the looks, face and body. I could make the same comment for most PSE shops, that rarely found a really dud girl for enthusiasm (Vodka was a rare exception years ago). Helps that usually the girls like my relaxed easy going style, and joking around. I don't normally do A+, so I don't know which girls are A+.

I agree, re condoms, and never use the house ones. I always supply my own that are far more comfortable.

[LoveHole69]

Aren't there a plus places in Silom I rarely went there due to the fact of the location was not convenient for me but I'm sure there's plenty of a plus available in the massage parlors around there.

Ah Goatscrot I'm in the same boat I would no longer choose Thailand my problem is also a GF here whom I can't get a visa for otherwise I would not be spending time here, I agree Bangkok is no longer cheap also, as to the weather kl is no hotter than Bangkok apart from at new year and likely cooler in March I to would choose a Mediterranean climate if I was free to do so.

[Goatscrot]

Goatscrot you described what I meant exactly not much fat but with a good lip I under stand what you meant about getting bored usually I am the same but with the occasional lady they are like food if the chemistry is good and they make me horny I am quite happy to keep dipping in there, if you need constant variety I'm surprised you don't get bored in Thailand I used to like to search for very slim ladies then it was tall then I even tried some big fats because it gave me a thrill to have variety. Thailand is great for numbers but I miss my time I spent in Malaysia where It was nice to enjoy Chinese Malay and Indian pussy generally Indian is not to my taste but I enjoyed a Punjabi woman with a deep musky pussy the variety in most places is far greater than Thailand despite them not having the reputation of being mongering destinations.

Truth be told if I were visiting Thailand for the first time now, I would not choose it as a place to reside. I'm kind of entrenched here for many reasons, not the least of which is a GF of close to a decade with whom I get along with very well. If I were foot loose and fancy free I would be shopping for another place to hang my hat. Contrary to what many two week millionaires think, BKK is expensive, very expensive given the average salary here. Especially if you want any Western comforts.

I do quite like Malaysia and find the gals there to be wonderful. Love Chinesey features on a gal. Never had an Indian though. Penang is a great place and KL has its merits. The Malaysia My Second Home visa program is excellent as well. Only issue is the weather. MA has a miserable climate. I am an odd one; I prefer cold weather to hot. I'll take it 0 see over 40 see any day of the week. Would of course ideally like to live in a Mediterranean climate.

[Syzygies]

Round 2 is pretty similar to round 1 except I tried to finish with her on top, but she's not adept on top. She can't seem to get into a good rhythm. So once again I finished in doggy.

Just a general comment. Yes doggy is a damn good position for finishing.

Cowgirl can be awkward especially if you have longer cock. Bang bang bang on top could do damage if they crash their uterus into your dick tip with their full body weight. Uterus is typically only 4 inches in.

When girls have been doing me awkwardly in Cowgirl position, putting strain on their legs or thighs, I have found a way to help them (if they are willing to be stimulated by their own movement somewhat). Pardon me if this is so trivial that everyone is well aware already. The girl needs to be shown that putting her weight on you is okay I grab the girl by the hips and pull her toward my head just a little, not so far that dick falls out, but so dick is not necessarily fully in. Part of the dick will be rubbing against her "taint" (area between pussy and asshole) as Goatscrot has taught me (I had never heard this word before). The idea is for her to rest her clit and above area (Mons?) with some of her weight on your above cock area, and allow her to grind on there rather than working her quads to go up and down (too much). Having weight partly on my lower belly and only partly on her legs should make it much easier for her. Some girls need to be shown though that this approach is desirable. They feel afraid to put weight on you. I don't need to be seeing my dick going in and out of her the whole time. This grinding position with dick hidden can be quite pleasurable once she gets her body rocking motion going. Many girls can cum in this position (if they feel like it), having control of their own screwing motion and clit pressure, but it is definitely much less strain on their leg muscles. I don't know if this approach works for guys with very large bellies. Ha ha.

When you really want to see your dick going in and out, reverse cowgirl position can be very good, similar in a way to doggy position. I assume belly is not so large that dick cannot be seen. LOL. Then the girl can be rubbing her clit on your balls (prickly ball sack hair not advisable).

[Jim200]

Viewing the lineup at Snow White can be somewhat problematic. So I made a booking for Ninja. I had inquired about Icey and Aom, but both have apparently fled the coop. Once at the shop, I pay the non-ladyboy cashier 2300 Baht for 2 hours. Ninja guided me to the 2nd floor and into the room next to the toilet. It didn't smell too great in there and there was construction going on outside. This is also the room that has the funky red couch.

We take a quick shower and she guides my hands all over her natural large see cups (maybe even D). Once out of the shower, and in no time she has my dick in her mouth and soon after I wrapped up and screwed her in multiple positions with lots of DFK when I finally finished in doggy. We took a 30 minute break and began round 2. Round 2 is pretty similar to round 1 except I tried to finish with her on top, but she's not adept on top. She can't seem to get into a good rhythm. So once again I finished in doggy.

Pros: Ninja has a thick (not fat), well-proportioned body almost like a swimmer's body. Nice tits and ass. No tats.

Cons: Too much fake moaning even before the action really got started. She also had caked on a little too much makeup, esp. The blush which made her look slightly clownish. Her face also more roundish than the pics on the site. I'm really nitpicking because for a Snow White girl, she's really good.

Overall, 2 hours well spent and I would definitely consider repeating.

[LoveHole69]

Can anyone tell me have they found any decent a plus providers around that Soi apart from in the usual shops.

My last visit to BKK I checked in Hana but like a recent post here unfortunately although plenty of a plus the looks and bodies of the few on show where not to my taste.

At this rate I think when I get back to BKK I might have to go with tulip and try to ignore the terrible looks with a good dosing of liquor beforehand.

Also I'm wondering about a take out from star of light I have not been in ages but there were always filthy hardcore ladies in there with plenty of reports of them happily taking it the wrong way, my best memory from there was watching some old guy about 70 with a thick gray haired cock get slurped by 2 ladies at once right in view of everyone until he finally exploded and the ladies shared their spoils the filthiness of that was great and I was thinking that old guy was lucky at his age to still be able to get a good boner that kind of stuff probably kept him much fitter than average.

Goatscrot you described what I meant exactly not much fat but with a good lip I under stand what you meant about getting bored usually I am the same but with the occasional lady they are like food if the chemistry is good and they make me horny I am quite happy to keep dipping in there, if you need constant variety I'm surprised you don't get bored in Thailand I used to like to search for very slim ladies then it was tall then I even tried some big fats because it gave me a thrill to have variety. Thailand is great for numbers but I miss my time I spent in Malaysia where It was nice to enjoy Chinese Malay and Indian pussy generally Indian is not to my taste but I enjoyed a Punjabi woman with a deep musky pussy the variety in most places is far greater than Thailand despite them not having the reputation of being mongering destinations.

[JiveMofo]

Went to Mango Massage a few days ago and asked for Prae, but got Ae instead. I thought she looked different from her pictures, and when I later checked the website, I am sure that it was Ae. She would have been my second choice anyway so not a problem. She has a very tan look, thin and petite build with small breasts but a decent ass. I think she'd look great in jeans. Pretty, but definitely looks older in person than her pictures. I would guess early to mid 30's or so. She also has a small tattoo over her right breast (IIRC) and a tramp stamp which I guess were airbrushed out of the pictures. It didn't bother me, but I know some here don't care for them. Booked her for 2 hours at 2400 baht + 200 tip. Without getting into too many details, LFK, good rim and two pops (vag) with a shower / massage between. Her english was pretty good and she had a very friendly and personable vibe. Very accommodating as well.

My personal rating would be face: 6, body: 7, attitude: 8. I would definitely repeat (A+ option next time).

One more note. The house rubbers are hefty bag thick. It made the 1st pop tougher than normal so I used my own for the 2nd. I recommend you bring your own.

Cheers.