Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Carpaccio18]

After stumbling on Analisa massage on Sukhumvit Soi 6, I found their 4 hand massage with glory hole in the massage plus BJ ending an intriguing concept, so decided to sample it.

So have been by them 2 times in the last couple of days to get some clustered statistics. When entering I was greeted by a mamasan and shown the menu. I had already preselected the "4 hands massage topless amazing BJ" option, so I opted for this, making sure the glory hole option was included. Price was 2300 bht paid up front. There is a non-topless option at 1500 bht, and even though having the girls topless is somewhat pointless, given that they usually don't have any tits worth mentioning, and even if they do, you're not really looking at them anyhow. But with me being naked in the room with two girls, somehow I felt asking for the topless option would even the odds in some way.

The mamasan made a point of telling me it was a CBJ on offer, and asking there was no upgrade option for BBBJ. This concerned me a bit as CBJ doesn't really work for me, but I anyhow was set on trying this out, so onwards and upwards.

They showed me to the room on the next floor with the wide massage tables, which are curtained off between them. I could hear someone else having fun behind a curtain, but that doesn't really bother me. I had a shower, the facilities were nice and clean.

So on to the table, where they had removed the little round piece that otherwise covered the glory hole, and I got my self positioned with the private bits in the right place. Then both girls started giving me an oily rubdown, with the occasional grab to get me excited - which clearly was working. Really an interesting concept. After a little while one of the girls went under the table and started working on big brother while the other continued the massage. Very nice experience and had this been a BBBJ, it would have been over quite quickly. But alas it wasn't, and therefore I didn't reach that point. After a while I turned over and the girl continued working. As I expected, the CBJ didn't really work, so in the end I asked her to remove the rubber and finish it with a HJ. Good technique, and I could then finish it. They continued giving me a massage, and offered a 2nd shot, but I was not really up for that.

I went back a couple of days later to try again. Again a good experience, and same kind of finish.

This would have been a killer concept if not for the CBJ. I would recommend it if you can accept that. On my second visit the actual oil massage was significantly better than first time (where I felt it was kind more about the happy ending than a massage).

web site: http://www.analisamassage.com

[Syzygies]

Wow, we all have different tastes. I don't find her the least bit appealing. In fact, I don't see a single gal in the lineup that would garner my attention at that price.

When gals like the one below in HK cost the equivalent of 2800 Baht and get rave reviews (friends and reviews on site) and we are paying 4300 Baht for Waka quality; something is really wrong. Sorry most gals in BKK are just not good looking enough or performing enough to warrant the prices being charged.

That's right, I prefer the Wawa look over your Chinese girl look. Just different taste. I prefer a more Thai look, as you know, and definitely not a highly modified Baccara look. I was not aware she cost 4300 Baht though. Eric reported prices slightly higher than Addict, and elsewhere I saw similar prices reported, no where near 4300.

My home country does have some very pretty Chinese girls though. Way better looking young girls than when I was aged 20. I went to Hong Kong at age 27 and really hated it. Same trip went to Thailand and loved it.

Can't seem to find the prices on Club 102 website. That is a worry. I probably would take the cheaper shower room if don't know the girl, for fear of wasting lots of time filling a Jacuzzi.

Most on the site were hiding the face so I can't tell if I would like them. I would rule out the big sillies though.

[Goatscrot]

I approve of your taste, man. She looks excellent, or "fucking hot" as you put it aptly. Thanks for the review.

It's pretty rare I am reading a recommendation for such a hot looking girl. I thought I always had to go find them for myself.

Wow, we all have different tastes. I don't find her the least bit appealing. In fact, I don't see a single gal in the lineup that would garner my attention at that price.

When gals like the one below in HK cost the equivalent of 2800 Baht and get rave reviews (friends and reviews on site) and we are paying 4300 Baht for Waka quality; something is really wrong. Sorry most gals in BKK are just not good looking enough or performing enough to warrant the prices being charged.

[Syzygies]

FYI, it was Eric's review. I'm just clarifying which girl is in the picture from the website. Never seen her before.

Yes comments were for Eric. Did not notice the change of handle. Little brain took over.

[RyeHumor63]

My friend and I spent the afternoon of Day 2 looking for a different type of massage experience from Day 1's soapy. Having done some research we headed down to the area where the likes of Mango, Cherry and a whole host of others are situated. In fact for fellow punters, the area has a plethora of choices once one enters the side street (off Sukhumvit 24, near Phrom Phong Station) . (I think there were 8 in total). Because we had decided that youth (over experience) was top of the menu, and that A-Levels didn't need to be on the menu, we checked out Addict.

When we walked in there were about 16-20 Thai girls to choose from. It seemed from the response we got (some good / some more cautious) that Western guests are less frequent users than Japanese or Koreans. Of those we saw, there were a variety of shapes and faces. I would say the general quality was above average on the whole, and there were 3 that, at least on my scale, were strong 7/8, but there were no obvious stunners.

As a result, we initially walked out and checked out another area within about 750 meters. Here the outstanding place was Love Teen Massage (Sukhumit 33). Although the place itself looked (at least from reception) as a bit worse for wear, the choice of girls was on par with Addict. Again a variety of shapes and sizes, with a different dress uniform, and most above average. There was one in particular who was taller than the others (probably 1. 68-1. 7) which had I been alone would have chosen (as she was a solid 8) but as she was the only one and there were two of us, we ended up walking out and going back to Addict.

When we arrived back, my friend chose one of the 3 tall / slim girls, while I chose one that smaller, and a bit more (on the surface busty – though beware padded bras in Thailand). For the nicest room with the Jacuzzi and inclusion of both a soapy and an oil (though not Nuru) massage, the ask was 3,000 thb, and included full sex / service etc.

So off we went. My girl, who had a bit of a Persian / Indian look, and who's know was Yem, was on the performance level good but not anything I would personally repeat. As with other girls, I had to deal with the "full Bush" experience (and this one was full.) which of course presented me with my own set of challenges, but otherwise, service was fine, with a happy ending achieved via oral without that ended being more like CIM, as her attempts to oil me to orgasm by a hand job weren't going to get me there and thus went back to the blowjob. On the bath and the massage, she gave me a superior soapy to the young girl in Poseidon, and overall her massage skills were actually OK, and clearly she had received some training. The sex wasn't anything special, we tried reverse and normal cowgirl, which she enjoyed and then various versions of doggy, missionary etc.

Overall I would give the experience a 6. 5/10, with I think potential upside (Based on what my friend told me about his experience).

[ParkVille]

I approve of your taste, man. She looks excellent, or "fucking hot" as you put it aptly. Thanks for the review.

It's pretty rare I am reading a recommendation for such a hot looking girl. I thought I always had to go find them for myself.

FYI, it was Eric's review. I'm just clarifying which girl is in the picture from the website. Never seen her before.

[Syzygies]

It appears that she is the first girl at the top. If you click on the image, it expands and the text at the bottom reads "Sukhumvit girl Wawa".

I approve of your taste, man. She looks excellent, or "fucking hot" as you put it aptly. Thanks for the review.

It's pretty rare I am reading a recommendation for such a hot looking girl. I thought I always had to go find them for myself.

[ParkVille]

This is Soi 19 of Pracha Uthit near Meng Jai intersection, a Soapy and oily and Karaoke complex I have visited before. Was called TharnThong originally but seems to have been renamed to Taragon and Tharnthip (Tarathip). There are two buildings there, with slightly different activity styles.

Raids for similar reasons to Nataree.

In addition to the brothel raids like nataree, underground casinos in the Huai Kwang area were also raided as well. There is a heavy vice presence in that area this past year. Also so many of the girls from nataree, like this recent raid, were from Myanmar and somewhat Laos. They would all (mostly) lie and say they were from Chang Mai (I supposed because of the proximity and how commonly known it is to foreigners). I remember one girl tell me she was from Vientiane Laos the first time I saw her, then saw her 6 months later (didn't remember me) and told me she was from Udon or something.

[ParkVille]

Is she one of these girls?

http://www.massage-bangkok.net/#masseuses

The beautiful girls at 6 PM sounds like a typical hook to get you to return.

It appears that she is the first girl at the top. If you click on the image, it expands and the text at the bottom reads "Sukhumvit girl Wawa".

[JiveMofo]

4300 baht for 90 minutes. Yep, I know it's expensive so wanted to get the price out of the way. Probably too much for the more experienced guys out there who know how to get what they want for less, and also maybe for some others who like to get the most value out of their P4P time here. I, however was intrigued by the promise of the 'genuine nuru massage' which I'd seen in JAV videos before. I had browsed the MITU website and to be quite honest I didn't find the girls that attractive, particularly in comparison to what I've already tasted the short time I've been here so far, but Waka looked to me the most appealing and was listed as a platinum girl. Supposedly the top tier of their stable.

I was unable to phone in for a reservation for some reason. I could not connect to the number, so decided to chance walking in on a Thursday afternoon to see if she was available. Walking into the reception area, the girl at the desk showed me an Ipad listing the girls to choose from and luckily Waka was one of the two. I would highly recommend making a reservation if possible as it seems there are generally just a few girls free at any given time. I selected the 90 minute option and was told it would be a 10 minute wait while she got ready. A drink (beer, soda, or water) is included in the price (*it's served in the room) and while I sat in the waiting area I was given a Lipovitan (Japanese energy drink). Within a few minutes I was walked past the curtain and Waka took me upstairs to the room.

The rooms are clean and modern consisting of of a bed area, with a glass partition separating a slightly sunken bath area with a large tub and room for the inflatable mattress upon which you get your nuru massage. Waka was prettier to me in person than the pictures led me to believe, she is (23) and slightly plump, with nice firm breasts and as with the province of youth, quite firmly fleshed. The session began with a nice bath in which she washed me thoroughly and then invited me to wash her as well, which was a different experience from other MP's I'd visited here. I had the chance to gently and probingly explore her which was very enjoyable. She then had me dry off and wait in the bed area while she prepared the air mattress and the nuru gel. Once completed, she had my lay face down and the nuru experience began. She covered me in the heated gel which felt very pleasant, then proceeded to give me a tongue bath with rimming, and slid her body up and down all over me. Part of the routine I'd guess, but new and exciting to me with the gel.

Once the back was complete, the same deal with the front including her jerking me off w / her pussy in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, plus a nice BBBJ with DT and some light gagging / spitting and filthy looks which I thoroughly enjoyed. Then on to the deed, I let her start on top and finished hard doggy style which she seemed to like (*that gel is slippery! Make sure you are grounded before pounding away). Maybe an act, but I've seen them before and she had me convinced she was into it. This girl likes to fuck. My favorite kind. After I finished, she filled the tub and I got a nice relaxing bath where I got cleaned all over again.

On to the bedroom area for round #2 which began with a light massage (face down), then flipped over for the conclusion. A nice BBBJ with the same DT and light gagging / spitting to get me going again, and I let her mount me and ride me to completion. One of those times where the more she enjoyed herself, the more I did as well. In short, this girl likes to fuck, and get fucked hard (*within REASON! I'm putting this disclaimer in based on what I read in another thread. This is not BDSM. I don't want someone to see this report and take it as license to get too rough). Treat her nicely and she will return the favor.

Favorable report aside, this is is a maybe repeat for me. Just because of the price factor (for Bangkok). If this was available back home for the same, I'd be there on the regular.

8/10 experience as my first nuru gel time.

[Syzygies]

http://www.samuitimes.com/dont-emplo...-worker-found/

http://manager.co.th/Crime/ViewNews....=9600000013276

This is Soi 19 of Pracha Uthit near Meng Jai intersection, a Soapy and oily and Karaoke complex I have visited before. Was called TharnThong originally but seems to have been renamed to Taragon and Tharnthip (Tarathip). There are two buildings there, with slightly different activity styles.

Raids for similar reasons to Nataree.

[Syzygies]

I was feeling horny after lunch and carved a decisive path to Addict, only to get sidetracked by a cute girl at next-door Club 102 who lured me in. I must have walked past this oily 102 times without bifurcating, but this time it just happened. Turns out the cute girl had braces so I did not pick her in the end, but there were 9 other girls in the line-up, with at least 8 seriously hot ones. After the French owner nicely expelled the ones who had babies or braces, there were 4 left, and I picked the hottest one of course, name Wawa. Could be spelled Vava, you never know with these girls.

1 m67, from Isaan, natural tits, no tattoo. Currently a bob haircut which suits her very well, but tomorrow who knows? A small jewel in the belly button, which is very beautiful, but otherwise no piercings. She's fucking hot, but not the spinner type. Great hip-to-waist ratio. Not skinny like some of those go-go bar girls are, but definitely not fat. I kissed her stomach and slapped her butt, so I would know.

Yes you have interested me. Seems like they may have some girls prettier than the ones I saw outside in the daytime.

Name Wawa should not be spelled Vava (ideally in my opinion), since English letter V sound (with upper teeth on top of lower lip) does not exist in Thai language. Sukhumvit road is therefore really Sukhumwit (not a German W of course). Can't understand why that happened.

[Christian G]

http://www.samuitimes.com/dont-emplo...-worker-found/

http://manager.co.th/Crime/ViewNews....=9600000013276

[Whoreman]

Sounds nice. Multiple shots possible? Rimming? Or just straight forward BBBJ and full sex?

It would be a bit awkward to ask these questions to the French manager wouldn't it? For me anyway. I'd rather talk to a mamasan.

[Whoreman]

I picked the hottest one of course, name Wawa.

Is she one of these girls?

http://www.massage-bangkok.net/#masseuses

The beautiful girls at 6 PM sounds like a typical hook to get you to return.