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[PussyLiccker]

Thanks for the musings TC. Your reports were a fun read, you have a sense of humor about all this. Haha. Dunno if intentional or not, but many laughters reading your reports. Nice to have something so light hearted.

Old country buffet, classic. Haha.

I will be doing some homework on Brazil. Brazil, here I cum!!!

[The Cane]

Well, my epic journey throughout the Fatherland is done! And what a memorable trip it was too. From the north (Hamburg) to the south (Munich) to the east (Berlin) to the west (Frankfurt), I was set on expanding my knowledge of the German FKK scene. And still, the whole NRW region remains largely unexplored territory for The Cane. And in the end, I could not have dreamed up a more powerful and dramatic way for this chapter in my Book of Monger to end!

One thing I can conclude is that this was my most successful anal expedition to Germany ever! I've totaled everything up, and approximately 60% of my sessions involved butt sex. That's significantly up from my traditional Germany LAA (Lifetime Anal Average) of 40%. And it all could have been even higher if I had butt fucked all of the girls who were offering up their pooty holes to me, but with whom I didn't consummate the act for one reason or another. I was asking myself what in the hell was going on? Not in a bad way of course LOL! But for whatever reason, it seemed like almost everybody was ready to get butt fucked this trip. Even Gina! Damn!

I have to agree with those who have been saying for sometime that the quality of line-ups is down, and that's across virtually all clubs. Of course, there is a pretty girl to be found everywhere, but it just seemed to be harder to spot a stunner anywhere. Although, I cannot agree with Mr. Ho that things are as bad at Artemis as he says. Well, maybe he was there at a particularly bad time. I mean, I found my superstar of the trip at Artemis in Lilia! All I need is one or two a club per visit, and Lilia most definitely checked all the boxes for me! The two other girls I fucked who I would classify as "fine" up there with German Lilia in the looks department are Armenian Bella at FKK Atmos in Hamburg, and then Iranian Bella at FKK Babylon Hamburg. These three get the TC seal of approval as being "fine" as hell. Lilia and the Two Bellas! Sounds like some singing group or some shit LOL! And, their service was quality too.

Now without a doubt, Sharks had the absolute largest line-up of tutes. At the same time, I didn't pick anybody there upon two visits! And it's not that there weren't any pretty girls there. For whatever reason, as I've written before, Sharks just didn't "work" for me. Then I started to think about those all-you-can eat buffet restaurants with lots of food, but maybe you just don't want any of it. Quantity, but quality? Where's the beef? My favorite line-up of all was at FKK Babylon Hamburg. It's a much smaller line-up there, but there were girls there from all over the place, and not just Romania. From Germany to Iran to points in between! This is what I like.

And that brings me to another observation regarding this trip. I fucked a lot more non-Romanian girls (including more German girls) this trip, and that was a welcomed break from the past. Again, I love me some Romies, but it was nice to have a break and an opportunity to "capture different flags" if you will. Going to Hamburg and Berlin provided me with a nice little break from "Bucharest am Main" hehehe! Note that I found the clubs I visited in the Munich area to be dominated by the Romanians. If you want less Romanian and more international / German pussy, try visiting Hamburg and Berlin. NRW is supposed to be good too, but except for GT, I cannot speak on that. GT did have German girls there when I went, and both Artemis German Lilia and World German Mariam told me they had worked at GT in the past. There were other former GT girls at Artemis when I was there.

One of the things I value at a club is good food. I mean, if you're going to go to a club and stay there for hours on end, it's nice to have some decent food to eat. What I can say is that at the clubs where I did eat, the food was pretty decent and kind of standard across the clubs (like the airlines who all seem to be doing the same thing service-wise). Meat, potatoes, salads, soup, bread, pasta, desserts. FKK Atmos had some really tasty pizza, and you can also order up a pizza at Oase (most improved on the food tip) if you want. The only time I was really annoyed at the quality of the food was one night at Artemis. My two other nights there were fine. I think the best food I had on any one particular night was at Sharks when they had some tasty roasted chicken!

Speaking of Artemis, I need to forewarn regarding the cigarette smoke problem there. I had forgotten how smoky the main bar area can get there! I mean, if you're not a smoker it can get to be really, really bad. I noticed Lilia coughing some, and I wondered if she had a cold, and therefore whether or not I really should be kissing her. Well, she explained that it was the cigarette smoke. That it had irritated her throat and was making her sick. This is one reason why she decided to take a little break. To try to get herself well again.

Well guess what? After one night there, I was experiencing the same thing! And by night two I was sick with the same irritated throat and cough she had! It's really, really bad in there the cigarette smoke! They opened the windows on one night, but then the girls (almost all of whom smoke) started to complain that they were cold. In order to cope, I would sit mostly in the back area near the cafeteria. Or, I would sit just outside the main door near the two game machines, but even that offered little relief if girls were standing right on the inside of the door smoking. You can stand more towards the stairs, or even go downstairs to areas where smoking is not allowed. But the real pick-up action is taking place upstairs at the bar! The management really, really should address this smoke issue. I just about don't want to go to Artemis again because of it. How about put up a wall that separates the bar from most of the couches in the back area closer to the cafeteria? Do something!

Anyway, I hope you horny mongers have enjoyed my series of reports from the field as things were happening! If anybody has any questions, just PM me, and I will answer the best that I can. In the meantime, monger on!

[StrawJam]

250 Eur is a lot for 4 days, you could have rented a car for about 110 Eur for that time, assuming of course that you drive.

Your search for the perfect club will not work, ACA, ACA G, GT are some of the best around, sorry.

If anyone is interested these are some taxi prices.

Airport to Acca Gold 17 euro each way.

LR to Dusseldorf centre 33 euro. This was the one I thought was decent value.

Hennef to Bernd's 18 euro each way.

Koln centre to Samya 20 euro each way.

Koln centre to Mondial 22 euro each way.

Plus trains so it was around 250 euro it needs factoring in if you are not planning to hire a car.

[PussyLiccker]

Thanks PL and UH.

The one I got is Ortel. I tried to email support with with no avil. It works good. Everything is setup in English in term of phone itself. It just when I receive text from ortel (like when I top up or when it need more money), the text come in is in German. I tried to ask the guy where I bought from to switch it to English, he said no way to do that. I like the sim and would like to keep that number if I can (I do not want to get new sim every time I land). With that ortel sim, where can I top it up besides those shop around main train station?

Thank a lot.

Dave.

If that is the case, get ones that are common. Forget about Lidl or Aldi (names of the grocery stores). Lebara and T-mobile are very common.

Getting the ones that are available at most stores / shops makes it easier for ya whenever you are looking to top up. Easy access.

Perhaps there are others that know which other brands are also commonly sold at most locations like gas stations / Real / Electronic shops / airports.

Personally I think Lebara is the most verstile and the cheapest.

[StrawJam]

250 Eur is a lot for 4 days, you could have rented a car for about 110 Eur for that time, assuming of course that you drive.

Your search for the perfect club will not work, ACA, ACA G, GT are some of the best around, sorry.

Thanks for the reply appreciate it. I go on holiday for a few days so I like a drink. In any case I can't imagine going to Mondial or Samya and not drinking. Taxi's in NRW are just expensive and don't the German's just love a traffic light.

[ExpatLover]

Thanks PL and UH.

The one I got is Ortel. I tried to email support with with no avil. It works good. Everything is setup in English in term of phone itself. It just when I receive text from ortel (like when I top up or when it need more money), the text come in is in German. I tried to ask the guy where I bought from to switch it to English, he said no way to do that. I like the sim and would like to keep that number if I can (I do not want to get new sim every time I land). With that ortel sim, where can I top it up besides those shop around main train station?

Thank a lot.

Dave.

Ortel or O2 is the same company so you just need to buy a voucher and follow the instructions. Very easy. The SIM is valid at least 1 year.

[Downandup]

Just trying to plan ahead. I have only been to the NRW area and while a like it a lot the travelling can be a little expensive I spent around 250 on taxis and trains in the 4 days. Does such a club exist that has quality girls in the day in terms of looks and service maybe like Acca Velbert but with newer modern facilities like oceans but with lights that work and a good heated pool. Then the club gets bouncing with good music and dancing girls like Samya from around 7 pm?

I think I know the answer but just checking.

250 Eur is a lot for 4 days, you could have rented a car for about 110 Eur for that time, assuming of course that you drive.

Your search for the perfect club will not work, ACA, ACA G, GT are some of the best around, sorry.

[DaWong949]

Dawong, Lebara sims are based off of UK. Once you pop it in and look in the instruction, there is a number to call on inactive state, and option to speak to English rep. Like UH says, pick them up at airport. It expires early unlike T-mobile ones.

After expiration of funds, top it up at the airport telekom shop or gas stations. Or can pick them up at Eletronik market, Real, Lidl, Aldi as well, but Telekom shop will likely activate for ya. Not all gas stations can top it up, but most I think.

If you are in a congested area, the hspa+ connection is enougb speed. I was downloading less than 2 megs rate. Unfortunately, some clubs I attend are remote and get Edge speeds depending on location.

These cheap cards are throttled.

If you'd rather pick up at gas stations, Shell and Aral have sim starter kits. Those kits sizes are nano with micro adapters.

Once I stopped my Lidl in Bruggen, and manager actually called and activated my Lidl sim. Very helpful. Telekom shops they will activate it for ya. Give them any address, it gets registered.

Thanks PL and UH.

The one I got is Ortel. I tried to email support with with no avil. It works good. Everything is setup in English in term of phone itself. It just when I receive text from ortel (like when I top up or when it need more money), the text come in is in German. I tried to ask the guy where I bought from to switch it to English, he said no way to do that. I like the sim and would like to keep that number if I can (I do not want to get new sim every time I land). With that ortel sim, where can I top it up besides those shop around main train station?

Thank a lot.

Dave.

[StrawJam]

Just trying to plan ahead. I have only been to the NRW area and while a like it a lot the travelling can be a little expensive I spent around 250 on taxis and trains in the 4 days. Does such a club exist that has quality girls in the day in terms of looks and service maybe like Acca Velbert but with newer modern facilities like oceans but with lights that work and a good heated pool. Then the club gets bouncing with good music and dancing girls like Samya from around 7 pm?

I think I know the answer but just checking.

[PussyLiccker]

Dawong, Lebara sims are based off of UK. Once you pop it in and look in the instruction, there is a number to call on inactive state, and option to speak to English rep. Like UH says, pick them up at airport. It expires early unlike T-mobile ones.

After expiration of funds, top it up at the airport telekom shop or gas stations. Or can pick them up at Eletronik market, Real, Lidl, Aldi as well, but Telekom shop will likely activate for ya. Not all gas stations can top it up, but most I think.

If you are in a congested area, the hspa+ connection is enougb speed. I was downloading less than 2 megs rate. Unfortunately, some clubs I attend are remote and get Edge speeds depending on location.

These cheap cards are throttled.

If you'd rather pick up at gas stations, Shell and Aral have sim starter kits. Those kits sizes are nano with micro adapters.

Once I stopped my Lidl in Bruggen, and manager actuallt called and activated my Lidl sim. Very helpful. Telekom shops they will activate it for ya. Give them any address, it gets registered.

[UltraHappy]

Just tell the guy at one of the independent phone shops these requirements and they will sell you one. Make sure the guy changes the menu language to English for you at the store. Almost all SIMs support English as an option (not all but it must be changed through the phone tree menu).

I recommend going to an independent shop if you require the SIM to stay active for 6-8 months as most of the name brand cell service stores have shorter validity periods associated with their SIMs (for example, 3-4 months).

Any of the cell phone stores around the Hauptbahnhof can sell you SIMs as described below, for example, any of the shops on Munchner Strasse. Almost all SIMs allow top ups via gas stations. You can even buy the top up cards now but not use them until your later return trip (top ups usually good for 12 months, it will usually state this on your top up card).

I would like to fly in (either Fra or Dus) and get a car rental and pickup a prepaid sim.

1) I can install and active myself with English instruction.

2) The sim need to nano as I have Iphone 5-6.

3) It can be top up pretty easily with all those 7-11 type of stores or gas station with English instruction.

4) Will last at least 6-8 months if it has not been used for.

The one I have now was purchased from one of phone shop near Frankfurt main train station. It only come in German so I have no idea what those text means. I end it up going to there to top up ever time I am in Germany. It has been that way for more than 2 years.

[DaWong949]

Not sure if this is the correct place to ask. Which SIM card or company do you suggest for a not-so-frequent visitor? I'd like to have something that will give me fast internet access for work (LTE) with occasional call and txt. Also, something that will not be deactivated after a non-usage of the number for many months. Would also be nice if I can use this SIM in other EU countries, but not a must. I know most girls use Lebara and have filled up (top up) the card for them before. It seems pretty easy but Lebara doesn't use LTE. I asked someone to do speedtest on Lebara and she was only getting around 3-6 Mb speed on their 4 G network. Thank you for any advices. The attached picture is the available SIMs from the Jet gas station near Rewe market by Sharks.

I would like to fly in (either Fra or Dus) and get a car rental and pickup a prepaid sim.

1) I can install and active myself with English instruction.

2) The sim need to nano as I have Iphone 5-6.

3) It can be top up pretty easily with all those 7-11 type of stores or gas station with English instruction.

4) Will last at least 6-8 months if it has not been used for.

The one I have now was purchased from one of phone shop near Frankfurt main train station. It only come in German so I have no idea what those text means. I end it up going to there to top up ever time I am in Germany. It has been that way for more than 2 years.

[The Cane]

You should inform yourself about local laws in Hamburg. Picking up pros on the street is illegal and heavily fined in Hamburg except for a few places. Just talking to the girls can have you fined.

I always inform myself very well about these things. Believe me, I know what I'm doing as I don't need any legal troubles. Now, I went on a guided tour before I went around on my own, and the tour guide told us that it is absolutely legal in certain areas of Hamburg at certain times of day. Also saw the same thing on TV with a policeman talking about it! As a matter of fact, where a lot of the girls stand is right across the street from one of the most famous police stations in all of Germany! Doesn't matter anyway since when you break it all down, I'm not nearly as interested in street prostitutes as I am the FKK girls. But as always, like I said I have informed myself extremely well about it all. Now let me educate everybody with a little supplemental info I researched on the net:

A famous landmark is the Davidwache, a police station located on the South side of the Reeperbahn at the cross street Davidstrae. Street prostitution is legal during certain times of the day on Davidstrae. The Herbertstrae, a short side street off the Davidstrae, has prostitutes behind windows waiting for customers. Since 1933, large screens block the view into Herbertstrae from the adjacent streets. Since the 1970's, there have been signs saying that entrance to the street is prohibited for women and juveniles; however, it is a public road which anyone may enter. Many pubs, but also prostitution, can be found on the square of Hans-Albers-Platz south of the Reeperbahn.

[Hermann666]

Checked out Herbertstrasse last night and was totally underwhelmed. Definitely a tourist trap, and not even as good as Amsterdam's! Don't get me wrong. There were actually some beautiful women standing / sitting in the windows. But, as an experienced monger you know their service is just going to be rushed and sub-par. Better to save your money for an FKK, or even a good escort to come to your hotel room. I also saw plenty of street tutes standing around. Several appeared to have cute faces, but it was difficult to check them out fully since they were all bundled up. Better to have a look when the weather is not so cold, allowing the tutes to show of more of their wares!

You should inform yourself about local laws in Hamburg. Picking up pros on the street is illegal and heavily fined in Hamburg except for a few places. Just talking to the girls can have you fined.

[Sirioja]

I am also looking for any info about FKK Pirate or Point.

2 small clubs in Bruchsal, 20 meters between 2 clubs. Point have outside swimming pool. About 15 girls, I had 2 quite pretty Romanians. Cheap entry. Visited on August 2015.