Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Paolo99]

I would say they both (Ann & Nun) would be similar in terms of looks.

Thanks for the reply, I like the pictures of Nun, and after reading your two posts I might give Ann a try next time I'll be in BKK if she's good looking. Please share your other experiences with her to know if she is a consistent provider.

And thanks for reporting about oilies and girls that are not much talked about here.

[Paolo99]

They say that to everyone, it's all part of the act. You should have nailed that tight little pussy. If it's big enough for a baby's head, it's big enough for your knob. And I'm sure she's had guys come on her tits before. What is wrong with you?

While I agree with you, I had a kind of same experience a year ago in an oily that catters mostly to Japanese. At that time I 'd been lucky by choosing some young girls that was in the business for a few weeks only and once I saw pictures of that one I booked her for the next day. In fact it was her first day and she had just one customer before me (booked at 10.30 AM). Do you believe me if I tell you that she was eighteen and never had a BF before coming to work in an oily. She had only one fuck once when she was in school and the fuck just before my session with her. So basically she was a virgin when she started to work. Fortunately for her, the guy before was a very quick finisher and she thought that every guys were like that. I could not even put my dick in her, she was so scared and contracted that I could only enter her a little bit (and I have an average size). She kept asking me if I cum, but I could not even thrust to cum. I think I had just a little bit of my dick in her for about 2 minutes and she was so annoying that I stopped. Did not complain downstairs as was just her first day so I blamed it on myself and tried to chose them more carefully later. It was just to say that some of these girls don't know where they put their feet and are just attracted by the easy money without thinking of what they have to do for it. After a few weeks she was not there anymore, I guess to many complaints by customers.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Snip. Cuddling and little kisses. She wouldn't allow kisses on face. She didn't know how to put on a condom. (This is not going well, part of me said to self. Shut up and just get it in, I replied) So I slipped it on, and tried to mount, despite her grimaces and 'Jeb jeb' (it hurts! We had heaps of lube. At this point I sneaked in a finger and she was tiny. I could barely get my little pinky in. She suggested wanking me off, but after her ineffectual flailing on the rod earlier, I thought this would be a waste of time. I thought of wanking myself to COT, but then I didn't think I could stand the look of horror on her sweet little face.

She is obviously able to be fucked by customers (even if only by supposedly small-dick Asians) so if you could barely stick a pinky in there, she wasn't ready for sex. It seems you didn't even try to warm her up so that her pussy would open up as you did not mention massaging her (tits, ass, pussy, etc.) and DATY. Also, why no BJ? Did she not want to do it? Did you talk to her about your expectations prior to agreeing to go with her? It's always a mistake to choose some one just on looks without having a chat first.

[Syzygies]

Thanks to Dwayne and Ralph. Went straight to Emmanuelle at 4. 30 Sat. About 12 in fishbowl, about 3-4 appealing. Waited around as there was so much action: lots of punters and so many girls going in and out. Saw a thin young beauty walk in and tagged her. SM 18.5,300 b! Oh WTF, you only live once. Going into the room, she was as smiley and cute as she seemed: a first year uni student, sweet and seemingly unspoiled by the grind of the industry. Claimed I was her first farang- in retrospect I think that was probably correct. When we shed our stuff things got even better: she was sleek, young and a gorgeous even coffee tone all over. Tiny pert breasts, neat little triangle. First warning signs were when the tummy banana responded in the bath. 'Yai mark!' 'Oi, glua' (very big, I'm scared) Uh oh. I said'Yaa glua. Bao bao- chaa chaa' (don't be frightened- we'll go gentle and slow).

Cuddling and little kisses. She wouldn't allow kisses on face. She didn't know how to put on a condom. (This is not going well, part of me said to self. Shut up and just get it in, I replied) So I slipped it on, and tried to mount, despite her grimaces and 'Jeb jeb' (it hurts! We had heaps of lube. At this point I sneaked in a finger and she was tiny. I could barely get my little pinky in. She suggested wanking me off, but after her ineffectual flailing on the rod earlier, I thought this would be a waste of time. I thought of wanking myself to COT, but then I didn't think I could stand the look of horror on her sweet little face.

So I thought, that's enough humiliation. I got dressed. Waited for her and went downstairs. It reminded me of the worst sessions in Nataree, but jeeez- I've never thrown 5,300 away for blue balls and a quick bath. My bad, I guess, being so attracted to the young and cute.

WIR? Emmanuelle does have the best girls in the area, so yes, but next time I'll let logic assist me to select someone a little older and less expensive!

Once a girl becomes dick scared, she can change easily from being a good fuck to being a very bad one. Seen it too many times.

These types of problems are very common in the modern day, Dan. I find a high percentage of girls in Soapies, used to doing East Asians are dick scared, and true that some are quite tight and small in length. It is possible for the vagina to expand a lot if taken very gently and slowly. Bruised uterus from big dick pounders is a realistic problem though.

I have had a lot of shitty girls from well reputed Soapies. Yes I have had plenty of crap sessions at Nataree as well. Met very few good ones.

I have even had girls that seemed to be fine when I first went with them, and then after several sessions, they got more and more dick scared than what they used to be. Can be that uterus position is not suited to certain fucking positions, and they only want to fuck very briefly. A lot of girls are wary of doggy position. Had to give up some of my Soapy favorite girls, including Jip at La Belle.

It is a bit down to luck to try to find some girls that really like dick. Some girls there will be okay, but which ones? Might be better to use establishments where a high percentage of customers are Farangs and seek out girls that prefer Farangs. Bars are easier for me to help find the girls that really like Farangs, but have a good body and sufficiently pretty.

Just find some girls that really love big dick, and stick to them. I do know girls that say they can't get the feeling from small dick, rather than being so scared. You just have to accept that not every girl will be sexually compatible with you and that Asian customer dominated Soapies are not the best hunting ground.

I hate to say this, but while many guys want girls with no baby, statistically, the mothers are far less dick scared on average, so if you can get mothers with very little baby damage, that can be a good bet. Most of my favourite non dick scared girls are mothers. I have not had a GF that was not a mother for many years. Sometimes the non mothers really like big dick, but relatively few. My current long term GF is a mother but has almost nothing in the way of baby stretch marks and pussy still feels great for nice grip along the entire length, so mothers are not necessarily damaged. I could not even notice tit sag when I met her.

[Whoreman]

First warning signs were when the tummy banana responded in the bath. 'Yai mark!' 'Oi, glua' (very big, I'm scared) Uh oh.

They say that to everyone, it's all part of the act. You should have nailed that tight little pussy. If it's big enough for a baby's head, it's big enough for your knob. And I'm sure she's had guys come on her tits before. What is wrong with you?

[Dan Key]

Thanks to Dwayne and Ralph. Went straight to Emmanuelle at 4. 30 Sat. About 12 in fishbowl, about 3-4 appealing. Waited around as there was so much action: lots of punters and so many girls going in and out. Saw a thin young beauty walk in and tagged her. SM 18.5,300 b! Oh WTF, you only live once. Going into the room, she was as smiley and cute as she seemed: a first year uni student, sweet and seemingly unspoiled by the grind of the industry. Claimed I was her first farang- in retrospect I think that was probably correct. When we shed our stuff things got even better: she was sleek, young and a gorgeous even coffee tone all over. Tiny pert breasts, neat little triangle. First warning signs were when the tummy banana responded in the bath. 'Yai mark!' 'Oi, glua' (very big, I'm scared) Uh oh. I said'Yaa glua. Bao bao- chaa chaa' (don't be frightened- we'll go gentle and slow).

Cuddling and little kisses. She wouldn't allow kisses on face. She didn't know how to put on a condom. (This is not going well, part of me said to self. Shut up and just get it in, I replied) So I slipped it on, and tried to mount, despite her grimaces and 'Jeb jeb' (it hurts! We had heaps of lube. At this point I sneaked in a finger and she was tiny. I could barely get my little pinky in. She suggested wanking me off, but after her ineffectual flailing on the rod earlier, I thought this would be a waste of time. I thought of wanking myself to COT, but then I didn't think I could stand the look of horror on her sweet little face.

So I thought, that's enough humiliation. I got dressed. Waited for her and went downstairs. It reminded me of the worst sessions in Nataree, but jeeez- I've never thrown 5,300 away for blue balls and a quick bath. My bad, I guess, being so attracted to the young and cute.

WIR? Emmanuelle does have the best girls in the area, so yes, but next time I'll let logic assist me to select someone a little older and less expensive!

[Sum12]

Hi Sum12,

Is she the same girl as the girl named Ann on their website?

http://nyan2massage.net

Side she give a nuru massage or oil massage? How long was your session and how much did you pay? Did she gave some service that you've not talked about (CIM, rimming, DATY)? Did she speak English well?

I've read your report about Nun in the Bangkok escort's Thread, would you say she is better looking than Nun?

Thanks.

Sorry I forgot to mention that Ann's English was not so good. I would say they both (Ann & Nun) would be similar in terms of looks.

[Sum12]

Hi Sum12,

Is she the same girl as the girl named Ann on their website?

http://nyan2massage.net

Side she give a nuru massage or oil massage? How long was your session and how much did you pay? Did she gave some service that you've not talked about (CIM, rimming, DATY)? Did she speak English well?

I've read your report about Nun in the Bangkok escort's Thread, would you say she is better looking than Nun?

Thanks.

Yes, she is the same girl but of course the pics are airbrushed but she is still gorgeous. She asked which massage I wanted and I opted for the nuru which she did extremely well. But though the services you mentioned was quoted in the book they place gives you to choose the girls from I did not ask her for them. Let's just say I was happy just getting the DFK (boring me). I'm thinking of going back to her again today. Went there yesterday but she was busy and I took Bee. I might go there today again for Ann.

I booked Bee as Ann was busy. Bee is a 7.5 and I was kind of pleased I selected her but my happiness was short. She gave a so so nuru massage, a CBJ and no DFK. Disappointed with her service.

[ParkVille]

Went to emanuelle yesterday around 5 pm and banged one 20 something hottie. Maybe wrong time, wrong place for you.

Emanuelle is the only place doing well in that area right now. A year ago they were doing so-so.

[DwayneJohnson]

Went twice to Huai Kwang and did the circuit of cheaper soapies: Merci, Hi Class, Long Beach, Alaina. Some had only 4 girls. All the girls seemed 30 plus. Settled for one at Hi Class out of desperation and instantly had buyer's remorse.

That soapie thing with sweet 18 to 25 year olds seems a thing of the past. (Where are they? Hopefully at uni making something of their lives) LOS is definitely declining as a destination. Too many punters willing to pay too much for substandard service.

Time to punt elsewhere!

Went to emanuelle yesterday around 5 pm and banged one 20 something hottie. Maybe wrong time, wrong place for you.

[Paolo99]

On my 3rd day went to Nyan Nyan at Soi 33 as I had a good experience there in my previous visit. The bad thing about this place is you are given a book to choose a girl. There were only 4-5 girls so I choose Anne. She was a 7-7. 5 so I was not disappointed. Once in the room she showered me then gave an amazing massage. She was a bit shy but gave a good BBBJ and the session was very good in multiple positions with DFK. Will I repeat, yes I think I will before my vacation is over.

Hi Sum12,

Is she the same girl as the girl named Ann on their website?

http://nyan2massage.net

Side she give a nuru massage or oil massage? How long was your session and how much did you pay? Did she gave some service that you've not talked about (CIM, rimming, DATY)? Did she speak English well?

I've read your report about Nun in the Bangkok escort's Thread, would you say she is better looking than Nun?

Thanks.

[Ralph Kramden]

Went twice to Huai Kwang and did the circuit of cheaper soapies: Merci, Hi Class, Long Beach, Alaina. Some had only 4 girls. All the girls seemed 30 plus. Settled for one at Hi Class out of desperation and instantly had buyer's remorse.

That soapie thing with sweet 18 to 25 year olds seems a thing of the past. (Where are they? Hopefully at uni making something of their lives) LOS is definitely declining as a destination. Too many punters willing to pay too much for substandard service.

Time to punt elsewhere!

My guess is you showed up at the wrong time and all the younger prettier ones were in the bathtub soaping up or on the bed with their legs spread. Try around 5 PM.

[Dan Key]

Went twice to Huai Kwang and did the circuit of cheaper soapies: Merci, Hi Class, Long Beach, Alaina. Some had only 4 girls. All the girls seemed 30 plus. Settled for one at Hi Class out of desperation and instantly had buyer's remorse.

That soapie thing with sweet 18 to 25 year olds seems a thing of the past. (Where are they? Hopefully at uni making something of their lives) LOS is definitely declining as a destination. Too many punters willing to pay too much for substandard service.

Time to punt elsewhere!

[Sum12]

My trip is going good. One day I book from an agency and the other day I visit massage places. My first day was at Annie's and the selection is horrible but I went ahead and the experience was so so. The next day and the fourth day booked from an agency (see report under Bangkok escort agencies two separate posts).

On my 3rd day went to Nyan Nyan at Soi 33 as I had a good experience there in my previous visit. The bad thing about this place is you are given a book to choose a girl. There were only 4-5 girls so I choose Anne. She was a 7-7. 5 so I was not disappointed. Once in the room she showered me then gave an amazing massage. She was a bit shy but gave a good BBBJ and the session was very good in multiple positions with DFK. Will I repeat, yes I think I will before my vacation is over.

Next on my 5th day went to club 102 having read good reviews. The owner Louis (I think) introduced the girls as mentioned in the post and I choose May out of the 12 girls there. The place seemed busy as you have to leave your shoes before you head upstairs and there were at least 7-8 shoes there. The session was so so with CBJ, no DFK but a fun girl. Our session was below the 1 HR mark but she insisted we wait before heading down. So we chatted for a bit. All in all the decor of the place is really good but the girls in the line up that I got to witness were mostly 5's besides 1-2 who were 7's at max. Will I repeat. Well not with May but I will definitely head back some time in a few days to see the girls I missed as they were taken.

[JiveMofo]

Thanks for the review. Here's the link to the shops website: http://missbjbkk.com/.

If you look at the sedcards of the girls, you can see what services the girls do offer. Some are quite limited.

Place looks interesting, will have to check it out when I'm back in Bangkok in a couple of weeks. Looks like all the girls are willing to "shower" you! LOL!