General Reports

[Syzygies]

No bodyslides in a BKK soapie? All the main Pattaya soapies do bodyslides on the air mattress, unless it has changed recently.

The vast majority of BKK Soapies do not have body slide any more. Even got eliminated at Emannuelle. Maybe was not that popular with the Thai customers. Maybe only half a dozen still have body slide on an airbed out of 50 shops, yet quite a few Oilies have it (with no Thai customers).

[Banana Boi]

Sliding up and down? You are talking about body slide service (not clear)? Which does not exist anymore in the vast majority of soapies, or bath / Jacuzzi play.

No bodyslides in a BKK soapie? All the main Pattaya soapies do bodyslides on the air mattress, unless it has changed recently.

[Syzygies]

Slim for a soapy? I like my soapy chicks to have a little meat on their bones. Feels better when they slide up and down. I don't like the feel of a skeleton sliding up and down my body.

Sliding up and down? You are talking about body slide service (not clear)? Which does not exist anymore in the vast majority of soapies, or bath / Jacuzzi play. You maybe more likely to be able to get the girl to slide up and down in an Oily or Nuru shop, these days.

In Oilies, I often ask for the Nuru gel massage if available, since I don't particularly go for real massage. Some of these Oilies, also have a bath or Jacuzzi.

As I wrote in another post, the most definitive distinction between a Soapy and an Oily, is really the ability to spend inordinately long periods of time eyeing the line up of seated girls in a "Soapy" till eventually you are ready to choose a girl, or more than one girl when a group of guys are attending together. Often there are tables to sit at and at least drinks are served, possibly food as well.
La Belle, Nataree, Amsterdam, Chao Praya 2, Nancy, Colonze, etc. were great examples of this. Annies was very much not like a Soapy, despite having a fishbowl, and a bath. Girls did not stay seated in the fishbowl, and customers have limited time to select.

I know plenty of Oilies where I can go have a soapy bath and Nuru gel body slide with the girl if desired. However they have no fishbowl for unlimited selection time.

Getting back to your point (maybe):
However in most soapies that did have a body slide section, in the old days (since so few nowadays), the girls in the body slide section tended to have bigger tits (natural) and ass than average. Was generally considered that slim girls were not so suited to bodyslide. I personally found some quite light weight girls were suitable for body slide, as long as were not excessively boney and having tits and a nice soft ass was definitely as asset. Many years back, I once collected a GF from the bodyslide section who only weighed 40 Kg, LOL, she had very nice A to B cups only. The key to a really great bodyslide for me, was having the girl go through the movements relatively slowly (sexy for me). Bodyslide sections tended not to have silicones (or I never selected any silicones).

In the modern day, if offered a massage, I love to ask for no hands massage. Have the girls apply slippery gel and use tits or ass to do the massaging sliding around. Normal for me in Oilies. I love being massaged by nice soft tits, where the girl has that asset. "New Massage" was one shop where I took soapy bath and gel massage with a girl with quite good sized natural tits. Have also had it in Can Cam massage, Yoremichi, Geisha, Dream Heaven, Dr. BJ Nuru, and others. The big distinction from a "Soapy" was the lack of fishbowl to sit for long time perusing the girls. I even used to get Nuru Gel slide from June at Bongkot when she was there. Definitely a slim girl in this case and tits not big.

[EihTooms]

Doubtful. I am somewhat friends with the owner of the bar that girl works in. I spend a lot of money in that bar and so do my friends when we are there together. When Spanky's had their anniversary party, the owner of the bar this particular girl worked in invited me to hang out with him (just the two of us) at spankys that night and paid for all of my drinks that night. When I walk in the door, I am always immediately greeted by the mamasans who know me by name and the owner comes over to say Hello,.

Not only will I still be able to use that bar again, my bet is I can even take that same girl again if I want and she will be happy to go with me. I had taken her twice previous to her outburst and shagged her just as long one of the other two times. (when I say "shag" I don't mean vaginal penetration only, I mean engaging in some kind of sexual contact including kissing, BJ, etc.) We had only been actually fucking with vaginal penetration a short time when she called it quits. I never treat these girls "badly". Sometimes I cum in 5 seconds, sometimes in 2 hours. If the girl agrees to 2500, I will give her that 1 minute after she makes me cum, but not before. And I don't mind if she's out of my room directly after that. But I do expect her to make me cum. And I am not one of those dudes who cannot cum during a session, I always do cum eventually (unless the girl walks out like this one time).

I am guessing she had plans to meet her friends for karaoke or something that night at 4 am (most likely her Thai boyfriend) and didn't want to hang around any longer.

Personally, I think goatscrot's comments are more accurate than yours in this instance. In my opinion, I was doing myself and my fellow mongers a favor by standing up to her. The prices are out of hand, and service many times lacking because of too many dudes giving these girls whatever they want. If she had told me she needed to be out of there by 4 am while we were still in the bar, I would have had no problem with it. I gave her the option to finish the job for 2500 or leave for 1000 (because I preferred she stay and make me cum). Had I thrown 2000, of course she would leave. The fact she left for just 1000 tells me she had other plans that she really wanted to get to immediately. That was her choice.

I have heard of girls asking for money up front with some guys in Indonesia or Thailand, but it has never happened to me. I have been in asia for 20 years now and have a rep that I treat the girls well and pay fairly. You are right that the girls gossip, but I already have plenty of good will.

If the same situation happened again, I would handle it exactly the same.

I might not have handled the situation the same as you did but lately I am very much in agreement with your general tone about not being so awfully worried about what the girls think of us, gossip about us and all that crap. Hell, I have had (previously unknown) husbands of bargirls tight with the THAI owners and entire staff go on a jealous rampage, publicly threaten my life and run off with the girl's baby son, spreading the word that I broke up their happy family and god knows whatever else, yet I am still able to stroll into that bar and walk out with any damn girl I please. I'm not sure I have heard of a more dramatic reason to have a "hands off, could be trouble" sign hanging around a customer's neck. LOL. Yet those girls are every bit as happy to be chosen by me, do the deed with a smile and earn my money as if I had been recommended by the Good Housekeeping Award of Approval Panel.

It is becoming increasingly clear that we mongers, particularly those of us who frequent these message boards, are entirely too worried about not offending the girls, being good boys and even better customers, not asking too much of them, making sure we don't short them by so much as a baht unless they've done something truly horrific. Meanwhile, the vast majority of the girls demonstrate almost no interest at all in learning to be better at their job, improving their skills, winning good repeat customers, making more money that way. I just don't think they are anywhere near as sensitive to or concerned about all the stuff some of us seem to be hand-wringing worried about all the time.

[Smoothy]

Also young and slim.

Slim for a soapy? I like my soapy chicks to have a little meat on their bones. Feels better when they slide up and down. I don't like the feel of a skeleton sliding up and down my body.

[Syzygies]

It's been a common problem for me over the years in Soapies, that there always seems to be a prettier girl in the line up when come out of the session already fucked. With a new girl selected.

In my early days at Chao Praya 2, the remedy was simple. I would just stay there for a reasonable recovery period, eat perhaps and drink, and then go again with the new found girl. I don't do that any more.

Today was one such day, went to the MP, had my session with a pretty good known girl, and on the way out spotted a girl that made my jaw drop. I had just been with a 7 and now a see a 9. Not quite perfect face but only one very minor weakness to my taste. Prettiest MP girl I have seen in years. Also young and slim. I had to find out who she was to ensure I could return for her tomorrow, even if my girl of today should happen to see, as the new girl was just too good to risk not being able to book her not knowing the name, and she spoke very sweetly and humbly. Even if the performance is quite average for this newbie, will be good enough. I could train her up. LOL I pray for her sweet kisses already.

Sure it's only my personal taste, however since Natty likes most of my girls and we have had several regular girls in common, I best recommend to him, if she is any good for service.

Many of the prettiest MP girls I ever met, were first encountered out on the street in full daylight. Some I had to follow to find out where they worked and get a booking. 3 times that happened where at first did not know where the girl worked, due to just on the way to the MP.

[Syzygies]

Calendar of when we can expect Buddhist Holidays to cause alcohol sales to be prohibited and bars / discos to close.

http://www.boomboomme.com/resources/holidays/thailand/

Note that some Buddhist holidays have more than one name or also alternative ways of spelling it in English that are sometimes misleading.

On the web site Asalha Puja could be better spelled: Aasaanha Buchaa but it is also known by Thais as Wan Khao Phunsaa (the start of Buddhist lent).

No bars does not mean you cannot get a fuck of course. There are other possibilities such as MPs, freelancers, etc.

[Smoothy]

Wow. The best stunners on a flight I ever saw was Singapore Girls, only 2 of them really stunning natural beauties, but fortunately both were working my section long haul. The time went very quickly on that flight. Loved it when the girl leans over you and the top of the dress drops showing the lovely tits encased in a nice smooth bra (pity about the bra but lovely natural medium sized tits). Never saw as many as 4 stunners together.

Thai Airlines does not kick out the old girls, or have maximum weights for hostesses (I guess), so get relatively few stunners. Worst attitude hostesses ever on British Airways, never mind the looks.

Singapore air has the hottest girls, but they are not easy to pick up. Thai air does not have very hot hostesses.

The best ones are Air Asia and Lion Air. You can actually chat them up, get their numbers, and have sex with them. And they are young and hot.

[Smoothy]

You may not be able to use that bar again due to the bad gossip you are due.

Doubtful. I am somewhat friends with the owner of the bar that girl works in. I spend a lot of money in that bar and so do my friends when we are there together. When Spanky's had their anniversary party, the owner of the bar this particular girl worked in invited me to hang out with him (just the two of us) at spankys that night and paid for all of my drinks that night. When I walk in the door, I am always immediately greeted by the mamasans who know me by name and the owner comes over to say Hello,.

Not only will I still be able to use that bar again, my bet is I can even take that same girl again if I want and she will be happy to go with me. I had taken her twice previous to her outburst and shagged her just as long one of the other two times. (when I say "shag" I don't mean vaginal penetration only, I mean engaging in some kind of sexual contact including kissing, BJ, etc.) We had only been actually fucking with vaginal penetration a short time when she called it quits. I never treat these girls "badly". Sometimes I cum in 5 seconds, sometimes in 2 hours. If the girl agrees to 2500, I will give her that 1 minute after she makes me cum, but not before. And I don't mind if she's out of my room directly after that. But I do expect her to make me cum. And I am not one of those dudes who cannot cum during a session, I always do cum eventually (unless the girl walks out like this one time).

I am guessing she had plans to meet her friends for karaoke or something that night at 4 am (most likely her Thai boyfriend) and didn't want to hang around any longer.

Personally, I think goatscrot's comments are more accurate than yours in this instance. In my opinion, I was doing myself and my fellow mongers a favor by standing up to her. The prices are out of hand, and service many times lacking because of too many dudes giving these girls whatever they want. If she had told me she needed to be out of there by 4 am while we were still in the bar, I would have had no problem with it. I gave her the option to finish the job for 2500 or leave for 1000 (because I preferred she stay and make me cum). Had I thrown 2000, of course she would leave. The fact she left for just 1000 tells me she had other plans that she really wanted to get to immediately. That was her choice.

I have heard of girls asking for money up front with some guys in Indonesia or Thailand, but it has never happened to me. I have been in asia for 20 years now and have a rep that I treat the girls well and pay fairly. You are right that the girls gossip, but I already have plenty of good will.

If the same situation happened again, I would handle it exactly the same.

[Syzygies]

I was just warned by a Thai person living in outer Bangkok about incidents of customers getting out of the taxi, and the taxi driving off, without unloading the luggage, with intent to steal customers belongings.

Personally, all my major valuables such as passport and laptop computers, etc. Are always with me in a shoulder bag, that I keep between my feet in the seat, so I was get out with this bag. So no chance for taxi to drive off with it.

In relation to luggage stored in the boot, if taxi driver seems iffy, could stay in the taxi until driver has already got out and is starting to unload the luggage.

[Syzygies]

At Suvarnabhumi yesterday and saw a group of Eva Air flight attendants. Out of the 6 or so 4 looked damn good.

Wow. The best stunners on a flight I ever saw was Singapore Girls, only 2 of them really stunning natural beauties, but fortunately both were working my section long haul. The time went very quickly on that flight. Loved it when the girl leans over you and the top of the dress drops showing the lovely tits encased in a nice smooth bra (pity about the bra but lovely natural medium sized tits). Never saw as many as 4 stunners together.

Thai Airlines does not kick out the old girls, or have maximum weights for hostesses (I guess), so get relatively few stunners. Worst attitude hostesses ever on British Airways, never mind the looks.

[Banana Boi]

At Suvarnabhumi yesterday and saw a group of Eva Air flight attendants. Out of the 6 or so 4 looked damn good.

[Syzygies]

How is it that Asian women can pump out 3 kids and look just like she did at 18 whereas other nationalities become chubby bordering on obese?

Its true that some mothers of 3 can still be skinny, but they are damaged, and plenty of chubby ones too. Last time I screwed a pretty and skinny mother of 3, her pussy was loose and she was terrible on the bed as well.

[PinkPearl]

How is it that Asian women can pump out 3 kids and look just like she did at 18 whereas other nationalities become chubby bordering on obese?

With Thai ladies it must be all those bugs & cum that they eat.

[LA Guy 5]

I believe, in the US, extremely wide people were advised / required to get and pay for an extra seat. I don't remember exactly, but there was a problem during the past president's administration with someone being asked and there was an up roar

Also, during the "past president's administration" Canada introduced a rule that required airlines to provide an extra seat free of charge to those who weighed more than a certain weight. Are you going to blame Obama for that as well?