Nuevo Laredo

[Southeast Man]

I neglected to add to the last post, Blanca is one of the cutest girls that you will even see naked, an absolute doll, but she is one of the worst I have ever experienced in the room, I would not go with her if she offered it for 100 pesos. Yes, that bad, she has odor issues. But to each his own, that guy likes her. But she fucks him because she likes him. Whatever man. Whatever.

Odor issues is something I won't be able to get passed no matter how minor. Even bad breath is a turnoff for me. Heading out again this evening after dinner. Just hanging out for the most part but if luck strikes so be it.

[Bbond]

Made the rounds and was able to stop in at Jorrochos. No one was in there but it was open. One little hottie with a dude playing pool.

I neglected to add to the last post, Blanca is one of the cutest girls that you will even see naked, an absolute doll, but she is one of the worst I have ever experienced in the room, I would not go with her if she offered it for 100 pesos. Yes, that bad, she has odor issues. But to each his own, that guy likes her. But she fucks him because she likes him. Whatever man. Whatever.

[Bbond]

Made the rounds and was able to stop in at Jorrochos. No one was in there but it was open. One little hottie with a dude playing pool. Seems to be the cheapest beer in town at 18 pesos.

Funny, I was in there a little later, and played pool with the guys with that girl. She is Blanca, maybe you have read about her in earlier posts, I don't know. Anyway she no longer works bars, she depends on the one gringo, that she was with, to supply her with money. She also has a day job. That's her story, and it is not 100% correct, but then who's counting. Girls lie to me, knowing full well I know their friends, and their friends friends. It is OK, just part of the games they play trying to survive the bullshit that is Nuevo Laredo.

[Southeast Man]

Made the rounds and was able to stop in at Jorrochos. No one was in there but it was open. One little hottie with a dude playing pool. Seems to be the cheapest beer in town at 18 pesos.

Just to add on the "spinner" subject. I've had the opportunity to engage with a few but it's NOT like early 20's and no babies. More like mid 20's & up thin with ok body & some baby scars. Just saying; not judging. Heavy subjects far out numbers feathers if you know what I mean.

[Aceite]

Some of the waiters save full ficha beers, that they pick up, for a guy that hangs out in there, he drinks for free, all night.

That works for me. As long as someone drinking the damn drinks. Better than pouring them out. 40 pesos a drink it's not a big deal I guess either way. That's like $2. Sounds like fun. I'm happy the girls will be happy and the guy drinking for free is happy LOL. And the bar is happy. I'll be back in NL in a week or 2.

[Bbond]

Tho I wouldn't like if the drinks got poured out.

I see it every time I am in the Montera, not once in awhile, every single time. Sometimes you have to know what you are looking at, but most of it is very open, right in front of the buyer's eyes. However, he is not looking nor suspecting it, so she gets away cleanly. Look at the buckets when the fools buy 6 fichas at a time, an inverted bottle is usually, but not always, a sign it was dumped. Some girls do drink them, you will see them later, shit faced drunk. One night I helped a girl count her ficha chips prior to her cashing them in, she had 42. No way she drank all 42, but she did consume enough that she was too drunk to count chips. Some of the waiters save full ficha beers, that they pick up, for a guy that hangs out in there, he drinks for free, all night.

[Aceite]

Aceite, I doubt you will find the small short spinner type in NL bars these days. They are all short to medium, very fat, sumo wrestling type arms and legs, in which case, you should not try to get the whole bar drunk, but rather, get yourself very, very drunk, so in your altered state, you will then see beautiful small, short spinner type 20-23. Best of luck.

Funman13.

Well I met a couple I liked in BT. But I have long since gotten tired of them. One I met at juaga juega when it was open when I was with one the girls I met in BT and had her join us. Tho girls in NL don't like seem to like to share at all. I assume they think they'll will get more $ by acting possessive. Getting drunk won't help I'm very picky and I might not be as picky drunk as hell but still picky enuf. But I still might come look around anyways. Can't hurt and who knows I might find what I'm looking for by chance.

[FunMan13]

Aceite, I doubt you will find the small short spinner type in NL bars these days. They are all short to medium, very fat, sumo wrestling type arms and legs, in which case, you should not try to get the whole bar drunk, but rather, get yourself very, very drunk, so in your altered state, you will then see beautiful small, short spinner type 20-23. Best of luck.

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if tje drinks got poured out.

Funman13.

[FunMan13]

Sorry for the late report. I was in NL on Friday afternoon, March 17, just to meet up with my long lost and found Chica from 2 weeks ago. Let's call her ACE. ACE was waiting at the hotel when I was crossing the bridge. Needless to say, we started immediately. I was still dizzy from the long drive from Houston. In all we spent about 4 hours and finished half a bottle of rum with coke. She then told me that she had to go because her boyfriend has been waiting for her in another hotel the whole time. She had made some family excuses. So I gave her propina and said go. After she left, I rested a bit before going to Montera to meet with Bbond. The bar was packed for a Friday night, the music was way loud, the chicas, ahem, there's none close to doable by our standards. So we both called it a night. I had to leave for San Antonio at 5:30 in the morning. I drove 321 miles each way just to get laid, granted it was a dream super-lay. I was worth it. It was too bad I had to work in San Antonio on the next morning or I would stay another night.

By the way, I am now in Indonesia and Singapore. See my reports in those threads.

Funman13.

[Bbond]

Just wondering if any other bars are open other than Montera & Emilianos these days?

Other than a few locals type places, no.

[Southeast Man]

Just wondering if any other bars are open other than Montera & Emilianos these days?

[Bbond]

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if the drinks got poured out.

Short spinners? Not many, but a couple in that age group. Pour them out? Sometimes right on the floor. But watch those girls that the fools buy bucket fulls for, watch them drink 2 sips and invert that bottle into the bucket. I have been handed completely full ficha beers to dispose of for girls.

[HotDogg]

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if tje drinks got poured out.

If you have enough of those drinks you'll eventually see what you are looking for.

[Aceite]

I was advised that in the Montera, now, the girl's drinks, when you buy ficha, are 40 pesos for a small beer and 50 for a normal one. For the small beer she gets 20 pesos and for the large beer she gets 20 pesos. You get ripped off. Pay 20 for a 7 ounce beer or 30 for a 12 ounce and she gets 20 pesos to pour it out. Best is to pay her for drinking with you. But that can get complicated. So just continue with the ficha deal. Easy and if you are wise, not that expensive.

What are the females like there? I prefer small short spinner type 20-23. Hell at those prices I could get the whole bar drunk. I might come check that scene out. Tho I wouldn't like if tje drinks got poured out.

[HotDogg]

I was advised that in the Montera, now, the girl's drinks, when you buy ficha, are 40 pesos for a small beer and 50 for a normal one. For the small beer she gets 20 pesos and for the large beer she gets 20 pesos. You get ripped off. Pay 20 for a 7 ounce beer or 30 for a 12 ounce and she gets 20 pesos to pour it out. Best is to pay her for drinking with you. But that can get complicated. So just continue with the ficha deal. Easy and if you are wise, not that expensive.

Can you expand on the you get ripped off part? Is it because one can buy a chica drinks cheaper elsewhere? I think there was a handwritten poster in the bar explaining what's what, but I wasn't paying too much attention to signage. If there's transparency and guys decide to pay, well that's their right.

I solved it by finding a chica who really likes the sauce, almost as much as me. This saves anybody worried about alcohol waste from dumping drinks in dismay. To further solve the problem I simply handed over a small drinking budget and communicated this is it for the night out. This addressed several issues. First, being hit up by her friends. Well that tap got cut off faster than you can say no puedo. Second, the chicklet and flower people got shot down right quick and I didn't have to do it (that alone was worth it). Third, we got back to the room quicker to do what I wanted because she figured whatever wasn't spent on booze was hers. And they are all about lining their pockets, no mistake about it.

As someone who worked in the beer industry for over a decade, I can tell you the ingredients in a 12 oz lager cost about 6 cents US, no matter the brand. Packaging, marketing, and taxes make up the vast majority of brewer cost. The latter of those three is the true rip off. If we can't agree on that then my hope in humanity is sunk.