Bali

[HomunCulus820]

Guys,

I finally found it. A happy ending AMP in Ubud. JK. I didn't try and don't plan to. I just arrived in Ubud for a 2-day celibacy retreat before heading to Canggu for Old Mans which I've heard has some nice FL action.

Yesterday I finally rented a scooter in Seminyak for the remainder of my Bali tour. I've had experience riding in Chiang Mai and was warned that Bali is more challenging, but it really isn't as long as you play it safe and know when to pass and when not to pass. There are also less traffic lights and so at intersections you got to feel out when to turn, merge, etc. Anyway.

Rode to Maharani for the 450 k snake massage after reading a little about it on this forum. I love nuru and look to experience it every chance I get. Turns it it wasn't nuru, but more on that later.

When you go to Maharani, you won't see it right away. There's a parking lot in the adjacent building on the right where there's a grocery store and convenient access to an air-conditioned ATM. I saw lots of expats / tourists at this grocery store so I'm guessing it has imported western items. Back at the address where Maharani is listed, you have to go around to the back of the building (where I should've parked!) and Maharani is the first door of two on the left.

The attendant lists out the services, two of which I remember: Snake massage for 450 k and then Kama Sutra for 1 m (I think). I choose snake massage and he directs me to a window and pulls back a curtain to a small fishbowl with about 10 girls. I choose Nikita, a young and pretty 8 who unfortunately knows it. She also has RBF, but I couldn't resist that banging body. Plus I tend to be drawn toward the challenge of sexing hot mean girls. Attendant directs me to my room and after a few moments in walks Nikita.

Long story short (because this is the second time I'm writing this due to the login timeout): Snake massage is nothing more than rubbing lotion on her tits and sliding up and down your back for 30 seconds before offering to "make love" for 700 k extra. After some playful but firm negotiating I bring it down to 400 k, so my overall tab came out to 950 k. Oh well. YOLO in Bali. Turns out I'm the one who gave her the real snake massage Of course she tries her best but being the pretty princess she is, she's not a good lay and I couldn't help but compare her to my girl from the day before at Angel.

After our session we go in the shower and she escorts me to the front desk, mumbling something to the attendant (probably that she only got 400 k more out of me).

BTW, compared to my visit to Angel and Sanur X, Maharani is way cleaner (for those of you who really care about that). In the end you get what you pay for in my opinion.

[HomunCulus820]

I'm not sure I know what you mean about Sanur having better night life. What kind of night life do you mean and what are you comparing it to?

East coast Sanur off Tamblingan < Sanur X area off the west side of Danau Poso. It's no Kuta shitshow but beach bars, cafes, etc. Are nice to have at a stones throw.

Update: In Seminyak now, an overpriced tourist trap (everything, not just women). Perhaps I'm just spoiled by cheap prices I've gotten elsewhere in SEA. Wish there was a Thermae-like bar here.

[Kodja]

Hey guys,

After avoiding options in Singapore I landed in Bali on Saturday. Stayed in Sanur around the X houses, which in hindsight was a mistake seeing as how the more touristy east coast area of Sanur has better food, more massage places, and better nightlife.

I'm not sure I know what you mean about Sanur having better night life. What kind of night life do you mean and what are you comparing it to?

[HomunCulus820]

Hey guys,

After avoiding options in Singapore I landed in Bali on Saturday. Stayed in Sanur around the X houses, which in hindsight was a mistake seeing as how the more touristy east coast area of Sanur has better food, more massage places, and better nightlife.

Before going into reports, let me just say that Grab is your friend on this island. Instead of renting a scooter (though I may do this later to explore the island), I just ordered a Grab bike and got all around Sanur for 30 cents a ride. More importantly, I've saved tons of cash and headaches dealing with stupid transport touts at the airport and around the island. So annoying the way they honk and ask if we're interested in massage boom boom. I got to Kuta from Sanur for around $1.60. So remember, when you get to the airport, bypass those guys and walk straight out through the alleys and you'll end up on a main road where you can call a Grab car / taxi (since you'll need it for luggage). Uber works too. Gojek surprisingly isn't too reliable. And then Grab bike your way around if you'd rather not rent a scooter.

After arriving around 9 pm and settling in I walked around Sanur, visiting the fishbowls down the Circle K alley. Saw some 7's but I hesitated to jump right in. The experience was a bit jarring for me. There were around a dozen Balinese guys at each location looking into the glass, and the girls hardly seem enthusiastic about being picked (not just by me but in general). Some are smoking and others are on their phones or singing karaoke. I decided to go down the street to 11 B and 3 B. Both were less populated -- both girls and mongers. At 11 B, I made the mistake of asking the guy there to show me some other options of girls. He had me hop on his scooter with him and as he brought me around (back to the fishbowls haha), it struck me that he's going to get commission out of this.

After taking me to another house I didn't know about (forgot the number), I saw a 7 with nice assets (tall, be cups). Later learned she's a 27 year old girl from Jakarta. The guy brought me back to 11 B and showed me to a dirty, dingy room with a fan, and then went to go pick her up. Guys, I thought I knew what I was getting myself into but these rooms really are dumps. Get ready to go home and shower twice. He comes back with her and asks for 500 k (WTF) to which I state 250. He counters with 300 and since I know he's getting a bit of commission I concede since that's literally less than $4.

Anyway, long story short, girl does a rush job, giving a 30 sec BJ and asking, "Okay?" every 10 seconds. Then mounts me for 15 seconds and asks me to get on top. At around the 4 min. Mark she asks me to cum, which if I could cum on demand I would because sometimes I tend to last longer than I'd like. So nope, I don't cum for about 20 min. Or so and not after going through several positions. She's pissed which I totally understand because she's probably used to short sessions.

All in all, could I have had a better night? Maybe. But luck is a major factor, as well as keeping your cool under pressure and knowing when to say no to the hosts (and to your little man).

SIDEBAR: The next day I wandered Danau Poso and Tamblingan getting massages and eating cheap food. After two legit massages with no real connection made (and also some crappy massages since this industry is so saturated), I ended up at Chloe Spa off Tamblingan. I've heard good things about this place. Got a 1 HR full body massage from Keszia. GUYS. Sometimes you gotta take a break from mongering and enjoy a real massage (esp if you can get it for $6). Keszia gave me the best massage of my life, no joke. I wasn't even attracted to her but with the way she massaged me with her small hands, if she offered plus I would've paid for it and kept my eyes closed (not plus plus though haha).

Later on, I took a Grab bike out to Salmon Mawar. About five girls there and none caught my eye (they're a bit older), so I walked over to Angel. Saw a stunner and chose her immediately. I forgot her name (sorry guys), but mainly because she looked like a girl I knew back home so of course in my mind her name is Michelle (anyone else here do this? And yeah, Angel's rooms are dumps as well. After she brings me to one room, I request another and it's a little better but still pretty bad. Then begins the upsell: 500 k. I counter with 300 k which I know is standard at Mawar. She returns with 400 k and cites the room upgrade. I concede because I know Angel charges more and plus it's only $7.50 extra. Sorry to you regulars but there's a limit to how cheap I'm going to be since this is their livelihood.

"Michelle" is 22 years old, average height and skinny fat with be cups and a bubble butt. Hit it from behind and had a much better experience than the day before. I lasted long again of course (because dammit I forgot to bring my Sagami condoms). She kept saying, "Money tips, okay?" but in a playful manner so it didn't kill the mood. I teased her throughout and in between positions noticed she creamed several times. At the end she asked for an extra 100 k because I made her work hard, but I resisted (aren't you glad? I just gave her some extra change to keep her from pushing (10 k, which later I remembered is only 75 cents; whoops. Kinda an insult). She took it and said thanks, because at the end of the day it's a business and sometimes you win sometimes you lose.

All in all, my first impressions of Bali are not too different from other reports here. I don't think my perspective will apply to everyone, but all of us are different and so for some of you who prefer more sanitary environments (E. G. I've been spoiled by K-spas), be sure to keep your expectations low.

Headed to Seminyak today where I plan to do more barhopping and general nightlife. Maybe I'll report later if anything happens.

[Pita123]

Went to 10 x last night around midnight. Within 3 minutes he brought a spinner from Bandung. 400 including room and girl. Place was serious dump. Now shower head even. She had a killer body, be-cups, but no BJ or DATY and more than a second of sucking her nipples made her uncomfortable.

Maybe it was the lateness of the hour? Is this really a daytime sport in Bali?

[Kodja]

Do share some pointers.

Located a building apart from Mawar at the large roundabout close to the Ball Galleria shopping Mall in Kuta.

[Metso]

So I thought I'd send a report of my latest trip to Bali, just got back tonight and had some good success. Sorry I'm bad with names so you'll have to forgive me. Went to Mawar Salon and had a nice little 25 year old for 350 k, full service massage, went to Angel 2 times also, same price, different girls, around the same ages, between 25-27, same good service. Then onto Sanur and had 2 different girls one a plain Bali housewife, next was Dede, had her 2 x and was fantastic service, each was 350 k per. Also had a decent massage with HJ at Tantangan for 200 k. All in all a solid trip with young fine Bali babes. Until next time Bali!

Do share some pointers.

[Roger Sideways]

Had a pleasant encounter yesterday via Badoo. Made friends in the usual way, asked about meeting up, and then suggested a threesome. Could she bring a sexy friend? All no problem, the friend and the girl I was chatting were both lovely and very accommodating. CBJ was my only slight disappointment. DATY was delicious. 300 k for each lady plus 100 k for a short time room in Sanur.

Much better than paying 2 million or more off backpage.

[Roger Sideways]

Hello,

Any info on the availability of a massage spa in the Ubud area which is similar to the RiverView Massage spa in Seminyak. I would be staying in Ubud for 5 days and would like super therapist with massages and extras. Have read good FRs of the RiverView. Any other massage spa in Ubud area would anyone suggest?

If I rent out a Villa, can I get an escort in for a few hours? 1 a day.

Thanks bros.

Sadly, Ubud is not monger friendly at all. I was there for four days recently and despite working the apps and asking the question in massage places, not a thing. I did get one nice massage in my room but it was strictly just massage. On my last day I had one girl from wechat offer more (she was up from Kuta and waiting for her friend) but the timing didn't work out. If you look back over this forum you will see that the prevailing wisdom is resign yourself to a few days of celibacy, or get take-out from an x house in Sanur to keep you company for a few days.

[RokSon]

Hello,

Any info on the availability of a massage spa in the Ubud area which is similar to the RiverView Massage spa in Seminyak. I would be staying in Ubud for 5 days and would like super therapist with massages and extras. Have read good FRs of the RiverView. Any other massage spa in Ubud area would anyone suggest?

If I rent out a Villa, can I get an escort in for a few hours? 1 a day.

Thanks bros.

[PaulAlbert]

Where / How did you find the housewife in Sanur and Dede there?

At 11 X the pimp got on his bike and brought them to the house within 15 minute.

[Pita123]

So I thought I'd send a report of my latest trip to Bali, just got back tonight and had some good success. Sorry I'm bad with names so you'll have to forgive me. Went to Mawar Salon and had a nice little 25 year old for 350 k, full service massage, went to Angel 2 times also, same price, different girls, around the same ages, between 25-27, same good service. Then onto Sanur and had 2 different girls one a plain Bali housewife, next was Dede, had her 2 x and was fantastic service, each was 350 k per. Also had a decent massage with HJ at Tantangan for 200 k. All in all a solid trip with young fine Bali babes. Until next time Bali!

Where / How did you find the housewife in Sanur and Dede there?

[Pedros Needs]

Hi,

I will come to Bali next month and I want girls for fun.

Plenty of information on here if you spend a little time researching, or if you become a contributor I am sure you will get some good advise.

Pedro.

[PaulAlbert]

So I thought I'd send a report of my latest trip to Bali, just got back tonight and had some good success. Sorry I'm bad with names so you'll have to forgive me. Went to Mawar Salon and had a nice little 25 year old for 350 k, full service massage, went to Angel 2 times also, same price, different girls, around the same ages, between 25-27, same good service. Then onto Sanur and had 2 different girls one a plain Bali housewife, next was Dede, had her 2 x and was fantastic service, each was 350 k per. Also had a decent massage with HJ at Tantangan for 200 k. All in all a solid trip with young fine Bali babes. Until next time Bali!

[Calaretu]

Hi,

I will come to Bali next month and I want girls for fun.