Bali

[LifeIsABeach]

Just got back from and while I wasn't looking as I was meeting a young Indonesian GF I did hear that there are raids happen ATM including places like Riverview. I didn't have much luck with a RnT in Kuta and the girl spoke too was a bit worried about it. Likely something to do with Ramadan and new president.

Nothing to worry about. It's time to squeeze some money from the owners. You may find a X house or a Aquarium closed on a night and that is the day the raid is supposed to be. The owners get tipped off.

[PolyOrchid]

I spent 28 days in Bali. My first visit in almost 20 years. Since it was a working holiday, I confined myself to Denpasar. Or more accurately, Seminyak.

I'd love to regale you with tales of lusty nights, but I'm not up to creating fiction today, so you'll be fed the truth, cold soup as it is.

Let me say right now, I have plebian tastes. I was raised on a farm in Wisconsin and was almost 18 before I discovered by chance (thanks Annie P) that one could copulate with females, and not just female farm animals. It was a wonderful awakening since I was days away from entering Holy Cross Seminary and a life of abiding tragedy.

Enough of that. Back to Bali. I liked the place. Except for its San Francisco-like retail and restaurant prices and filthy beaches. Actually, I highly recommend two Seminyak restaurants: The Corner House and The Organic Cafe (it's actually in Petitinget). Food generally there is delicious, lots of vegetarian choices and a fair good bit of Indian and Italian, though as noted, not cheap.

To pussy. I'd forgotten how sweet the Balinese are. Truly they are, especially the women, but then, I can only speak of surface interactions. I did make a trip to a massage parlor out in Sanur. A total waste of a trip. I'd better entertained my hand at home than taken the perilous 30-minute motorcycle trip to partake of that beyond the pale mindge.

Ah, but there's redemption. Being of a certain age, I still scan Craigslist. This trip was no exception. Out of 3 responses I made, only one replied, but it might take the Czech Chowder for these first 5 months. The details: A 40-ish North Sea oil rig worker offered a good time with his 22 year-old East Java GF. He was mostly a voyeur and Felliniesque director and enjoyed seeing the beautiful young lass roundly rogered (wishing she could have been rogered by the Wicked Roger).

She was about 5'4", slim, long legs, and hair blacker than the south side of Chicago at midnight. With piercing eyes and bullet-pointed nipples on a solid chest, she was the best sweat I worked up on the whole trip. While her English was limited, my Japanese-trained fingers elicited all the communication we needed. Grunting and panting is as universal as Esperanto, and this little princess exhibited fluency unseen in months by me.

We went a worthy two rounds and I made my required double deposits (they insisted on bareback and the through the wall deposit). I left a happy man.

The funny thing: the friendly and kind mick said he'd send me pics the following week. Three weeks have passed, and I'm still waiting. Oh well.

Poly.

[AffMat]

Just got back from and while I wasn't looking as I was meeting a young Indonesian GF I did hear that there are raids happen ATM including places like Riverview. I didn't have much luck with a RnT in Kuta and the girl spoke too was a bit worried about it. Likely something to do with Ramadan and new president.

[Offshore Swell]

A great analogy. You said it perfectly.

RL.

You could say that the true heroes of the story are the Balinese "Beach Boys", the ones who take the time to chat up these sunburned blocks of lard while they are wallowing on the beach, take them back to the chalet and then dive down into the cellulite in the hope of getting a better life.

Hopefully some of you get the irony in that. It's why I like to treat Indonesian WG's with respect.

Unfortunately those tattooed BBW's from the South as they like to so euphemistically call themselves are beyond salvation. And OS has a no cellulite rule.

Hope that helps.

OS.

[Eszpresszo]

Heh Heh, you ever notice those little lever operated water hoses in Indonesian toilets? Well Aussie girls don't know what they are for. Big mouths, big arses, big attitudes and a bad smell "down there". Every country has a place for their trailer park trash to holiday. The English go to Ibiza, Americans to Mexico. Aussies go to Kuta. Why would you bother helping a stranded whale when you could meet a SYT in Sanur for 250 000 and then go home and have a quiet beer afterwards?

Hope that helps.

OS.

Never been to Indonesia yet, (hence my questions) but I'm assuming you are referring to a "bum gun." BTW, I lived in a house with some Aussies (and they are wonderful folks) in North London, way back in 1981. They told me that Bali was becoming the popular destination for young Aussies way back then. I can only imagine what it has become over these decades.

Sanur sounds great though. Any suggestions on a good time to go and good time not to go? I start a new job next week, and my team is in startup mode. I might not get free for another year (though the last 20 months have seen four mongering destinations in four countries and it was a good run). Trying to learn Bahasa Indonesia in the meantime, as it is supposed to be very easy to learn (it least it seems that way). Do you guys suggest a stopover in Jakarta first to taste the fruits there, or fly straight to DPS?

[Robert Long]

Heh Heh, you ever notice those little lever operated water hoses in Indonesian toilets? Well Aussie girls don't know what they are for. Big mouths, big arses, big attitudes and a bad smell "down there". Every country has a place for their trailer park trash to holiday. The English go to Ibiza, Americans to Mexico. Aussies go to Kuta. Why would you bother helping a stranded whale when you could meet a SYT in Sanur for 250 000 and then go home and have a quiet beer afterwards?

Hope that helps.

OS.

A great analogy. You said it perfectly.

RL.

[Offshore Swell]

I have repeatedly read on different sources, that Kuta is the place to pick up drunk Aussie girls late at night. Sometimes they may be lying the street

Heh Heh, you ever notice those little lever operated water hoses in Indonesian toilets? Well Aussie girls don't know what they are for. Big mouths, big arses, big attitudes and a bad smell "down there". Every country has a place for their trailer park trash to holiday. The English go to Ibiza, Americans to Mexico. Aussies go to Kuta. Why would you bother helping a stranded whale when you could meet a SYT in Sanur for 250 000 and then go home and have a quiet beer afterwards?

Hope that helps.

OS.

[Robert Long]

I hear many Aussies refer to Sanur as "Sa'nore" as in zzzzzzzzzzz.

They claim everything closes at 8:00 PM.

I know a bar or two that's open to about midnight.

Let's hope that the Aussies believe this rumor and stay in Kuta. A party town, Kuta is for the young and restless, like when we were all in collage. Sanur is more mellow and laid back. Kuta is full of hustlers and con men always trying to sell you something you do not want. The WG's are the same everywhere with the exception that in Kuta they wear sexy clothes and makeup and charge 5 times what you pay in Sanur.

Take your pick.

RL.

[Eszpresszo]

I hear many Aussies refer to Sanur as "Sa'nore" as in zzzzzzzzzzz.

They claim everything closes at 8:00 PM.

I know a bar or two that's open to about midnight.

I have repeatedly read on different sources, that Kuta is the place to pick up drunk Aussie girls late at night. Sometimes they may be lying the street. Maybe that is what those Aussies are after. But, I've got Yellow Fever and I am not travelling 6 k miles across the Pacific to hook up with large Anglo women. I'm usually in bed by midnight, anyways and sometimes earlier if I started drinking before the sun gets low.

So is there a most pleasant time to visit Bali? When is the weather most advantageous? Any period to avoid? I will be starting a new job next week and I think my mongering will be off for a full year. But, my plan is to hit Indonesia in July (when the weather is supposedly the coolest) and they are done with their Ramadan nonsense.

[OsakaGin11]

G'day everyone.

I am on my way to Bali over the northern summer, for the first time since 1983. I am sure it has changed just a dot since then!

Actually I have the read the forum but I haven't seen a lot of information about reasonably priced hotels in the down town Kuta beach area.

Sorry to trouble any of you long time users, but I would appreciate if some of you old Bali hands could point me in the right direction of a nice girl friendly centrally located hotel with good buffet breakfast.

[Kodja]

Hi Cheech. I haven't been to Bali in, well, too long, but I suspect that my info is ok. As background, I used to transit Denpasar a lot. "A Lot" is a couple times a month, sometimes more frequently. Anyway, the first couple times I stayed in Kuta / airport area, I complained to friends that Bali was really dead. My friends asked what time I was prowling around and I said 9 or 10 p. M, after dinner. They laughed at me and said (correctly) that none of the bars even woke up until midnight, which I found to be true (Mbargo and the like, others in Semenyak).

I think you'd do well to get a room in Kuta the first night and move elsewhere (or not) the next day. Good luck! TTG.

If you are after clubbing to the early hours head to Seminyak. Plenty to choose from at this part of the island.

[LifeIsABeach]

I hear many Aussies refer to Sanur as "Sa'nore" as in zzzzzzzzzzz. They claim everything closes at 8:00 PM. I know a bar or two that's open to about midnight.

Sanur is not know for night life. But there are quite a few bars open till midnight or later. You have to look for them. Thankfully you are not in Ubud where there is NO night life. City trying to be too cool. I spent 2 nights there. May not too bad if you brought company there otherwise no place to meet anyone. Places do close by 8 or 9 pm.

[TimTimGuy]

I'll be arriving late night into Bali. Actually a little after midnight into DPS airport. By the time I collect luggage, etc, it is going to be probably 1 or so. If I go directly to Sanur, is there going to be any action at all. Will there be bars open, girls around, etc? Suggestions and recommendations greatly appreciated! I could stay right at the airport I guess and head to Sanur in the morning. Just undecided and need some recommendations. Thanks All.

Hi Cheech. I haven't been to Bali in, well, too long, but I suspect that my info is ok. As background, I used to transit Denpasar a lot. "A Lot" is a couple times a month, sometimes more frequently. Anyway, the first couple times I stayed in Kuta / airport area, I complained to friends that Bali was really dead. My friends asked what time I was prowling around and I said 9 or 10 p. M, after dinner. They laughed at me and said (correctly) that none of the bars even woke up until midnight, which I found to be true (Mbargo and the like, others in Semenyak).

I think you'd do well to get a room in Kuta the first night and move elsewhere (or not) the next day. Good luck! TTG.

[Kodja]

Not 100% sure but I think you will find action in Sanur untill 3 or 4 AM.

Hope that helps.

OS.

I hear many Aussies refer to Sanur as "Sa'nore" as in zzzzzzzzzzz.

They claim everything closes at 8:00 PM.

I know a bar or two that's open to about midnight.

[Offshore Swell]

I'll be arriving late night into Bali. Actually a little after midnight into DPS airport. By the time I collect luggage, etc, it is going to be probably 1 or so. If I go directly to Sanur, is there going to be any action at all. Will there be bars open, girls around, etc? Suggestions and recommendations greatly appreciated! I could stay right at the airport I guess and head to Sanur in the morning. Just undecided and need some recommendations.

Thanks All.

Not 100% sure but I think you will find action in Sanur untill 3 or 4 AM.

Hope that helps.

OS.