Pattaya Reports

[MrManGuy]

I am surprised too seeing that if the chick does anal at all then it would be included in the original fee.

First, 1000 baht is a lot of freakin money in these parts. (I could take the new ferry to Hua Hin 5 times or I could fill up my motorbike 10 times. I could eat 33 meals of street food - that is 3 meals per day for 11 days.) Second, what exactly was the original fee supposed to get you if it was not everything you wanted? Never had a chick in Thailand try to charge a la carte for different services. Don't turn the place into Tijuana.

What do we get for $10?
Everything you want.
Everything?
Everything!

She said no to anal then I said 1000 baht and she said yes. Then I bent her over my couch and shoved it up her arse with just spit as lube and pumped away while she made painal faces until I came in her mouth. $30 extra well spent imo.

[HorneeFalang]

What do we get for $10?
Everything you want.
Everything?
Everything!

Cue-Nancy Sinatra-These boots are made for walking, or as one of my old flames from Kalasin would sing"Rees Boobs where my worker."

[Mr Enternational]

I was surprised by the number of GoGo girls who were willing to do anal for an extra 1,000 baht.

I am surprised too seeing that if the chick does anal at all then it would be included in the original fee.

First, 1000 baht is a lot of freakin money in these parts. (I could take the new ferry to Hua Hin 5 times or I could fill up my motorbike 10 times. I could eat 33 meals of street food - that is 3 meals per day for 11 days.) Second, what exactly was the original fee supposed to get you if it was not everything you wanted? Never had a chick in Thailand try to charge a la carte for different services. Don't turn the place into Tijuana.

What do we get for $10?
Everything you want.
Everything?
Everything!

[HorneeFalang]

I was surprised by the number of GoGo girls who were willing to do anal for an extra 1,000 baht.

MrManGuy,

Did you negotiate this price before taking the girls out of the establishment or was this requested and agreed upon in the loom? I have had the experience requesting A level on some occasions at point of sale only to be told "Mai Die"(cannot) even after offering additional funds for the back door, however I didn't got to a 1,000 Baht.

[HorneeFalang]

A point well made.

By the way Thai for where are you going is said = buy nigh (sounds like. Buy as in to buy something and nigh as in high with an N).

If you see a lovely you want don't ask. Tell. Pom Buy Khun Krup="I go with you".

[MrManGuy]

I was surprised by the number of GoGo girls who were willing to do anal for an extra 1,000 baht.

[GoldenBoy02]

A point well made.

By the way Thai for where are you going is said = buy nigh (sounds like. Buy as in to buy something and nigh as in high with an N) .

Thank you so much for the pronunciation of the Thai words. I like how you broke the words down so its easier to say. Big help. I wish theirs one locate where words are broken down the way you have. Looking for break down words BBBJ, CIM, etc etc. If possible, do you mind sharing whatever words / phrases you can?? I usually use my cell to communicate in Thai but learning the way you presented it is nice.

Thanks again.

[PedroEscobar]

In Pattaya there is no need to meet anyone in advance. The first Thai chick I fucked in Bangkok taught me my first words of Thai. She said one of the most important words you need to know is where are you going? She was fucking right. In Pattaya you can literally walk outside and see any random chick and ask where are you going. After that, you say either I go with you or you go with me. In Pattaya you can get laid quicker than you can get something to eat.

A point well made.

By the way Thai for where are you going is said = buy nigh (sounds like. Buy as in to buy something and nigh as in high with an N) .

[Mumbai Guy]

Parkville, I have a premium memebership and I can tell you there are no fake profiles. They don't need your money because hundreds of thousands of men have paid already.

I agree with Bkkdog here. Even I have a premium membership and have had a fairly good success rate on TF. The profiles are not fake. Off course there may be a few exceptions but you can see thro' a fake profile and you can always ask for Line ID and video chat before fixing a meeting. I don't live in Thailand and the only downside is you need to start building the rapport atleast 2-3 weeks before your visit. But as Mr. E said you don't need that in Pattaya as you can find a girl as you walk out of your hotel. I have met quite a few girls in BKK thro' TF.

[AskeAske]

Everyone here is so far back in the dark ages it's not funny. You think you can just log in and send a message to any lady for free and she will rush to reply to you, ask you to meet, and tell you she will fuck your brains out. All you guys really have a warped sence of what Thai girls and what online chat apps are all about.

If you want to just get laid and nothing else, then do it the old fashioned way and head out onto the street, to the bars, to the discos or whatever. It's up to you.

I agree with Bkkdog on this. Be open minded and you will have succes. I have used Date-in-Asia for long time in the Philippines. I have meet a lot of women. Young, a little bit older. Bar girls. Virgins. Good girls, bad girls. Chat with the girls. Set up a meeting. Enjoy.

I look forward to retire. Then I will never more take a bargirl. Then I have the time.

[Banana Boi]

In Pattaya there is no need to meet anyone in advance......In Pattaya you can literally walk outside and see any random chick and ask where are you going. After that, you say either I go with you or you go with me. In Pattaya you can get laid quicker than you can get something to eat.

I can see why someone may use TF but I'm more inclined to do what Mr. E stated. I've met many girls just walking around. 7-11 seems like a lucky place for me. All girls eventually go to a 7-11. Met my current GF just walking around minding my own business. When we saw one another we both did a full 180. It was game over from there. Best part about Pattaya is you never know when you might meet someone amazing.

[Member #4591]

Everyone here is so far back in the dark ages it's not funny. You think you can just log in and send a message to any lady for free and she will rush to reply to you, ask you to meet, and tell you she will fuck your brains out. All you guys really have a warped sence of what Thai girls and what online chat apps are all about.

And that you have done. I won't be using TF then. I played around with it, lot's of yes. Ugly girls messaging me when I sign on. I saw one hot girl messaged me but I can't reply back to her because the app says "Looks like you want to message someone who is very popular, you need to pay for that. " So I said screw this * and just closed it, never to open it again. I also see they have paid for ads on the same ad-realestate that property scammers use (on another forum similar to this, they have an ad for new nordic which is a huge scam and right next to that ad is now one for Thai friendly). So it just lowered my interest in TF being legit. I actually suspect that the hot girl who messaged me was some kind of fake profile used to entice guys to sign up for premium membership, since they are recently pushing for premium a lot lately (whereas before I've heard good things about TF in general).

Parkville, I have a premium memebership and I can tell you there are no fake profiles. They don't need your money because hundreds of thousands of men have paid already.

So. It's been one week since I've paid for TF and Badoo membership. If you remember, I bitched about TF not being ineffective and I'm getting almost zero meaningful replies even though I'm polite and follow all recommended actions.

I'd like to give you some updates, especially since I am so lazy about writing reports back. So after one week:

1) I've sent over 90 messages in TF, opened 28 chats in Badoo. Damn Badoo nickel and dime you to death for everything.

2) I've gotten roughly 20 responses from TF, about 4 of them meaningful and gotten Line IDs from 3.

3) Badoo I've gotten 2 responses and 1 of them was a Ladyboy. Oops! Gotten Line IDs from 1.

4) About 8 (TF + BD) old and scary-looking mamas initiated chats, and a few 6's said Hello, without me initiating chatting.

Almost all the girls have heavily photoshopped faces, but lucky for me, many of them also uploaded pictures revealing that they are really 6's and 7's. About 10% of them looks very hot (9's 10's) in all their pictures.

So out of all the efforts and spending around $100, I've gotten one hot (9) taxi driver that *might* come out to DMK airport to meet me and drive me, and 2 bar girls (7-8's) I've promised to message me on their ID. I guess I can't say it was waste of my time and money, but not sure how reliable these leads are. It might have been better to just go with bar girls since I'm only there for 4-5 days.

Thanks for all your advices. I'll report back!

To Mander. You are doing quite well with me not knowing your nationality, looks or style. Chat them up more and get into their minds a little. It all depends wat you are looking for. P4P, holiday girlfriend, or a long time girlfriend. Line them up for free sex, paid sex, or what?

To everyone else, Chat these birds up. Talk with them and they will lead you in the direction they want. Some are freelance P4P, some are bar girls looking for customers, some are looking for boyfriends, looking for sugar daddies, and some are looking for husbands or casual sex. If you go into it with preconceived ideas, you will fail. Open your minds, talk with them, and stop listening to the old farts who don't even know how to use a smart phone. Talk and see where it leads and build a rapport with the girls.

If you want to just get laid and nothing else, then do it the old fashioned way and head out onto the street, to the bars, to the discos or whatever. It's up to you.

[ParkVille]

I was also under a false impression that TF has much hotter girls ready to jump at you. I just wanted to share my experience and hopefully contribute here.

If I knew what I know now, I'd not gone with TF / badoo with my itinerary. But since I've already paid for premium membership, might as well try it out and share the experience here.

And that you have done. I won't be using TF then. I played around with it, lot's of yes. Ugly girls messaging me when I sign on. I saw one hot girl messaged me but I can't reply back to her because the app says "Looks like you want to message someone who is very popular, you need to pay for that. " So I said screw this * and just closed it, never to open it again. I also see they have paid for ads on the same ad-realestate that property scammers use (on another forum similar to this, they have an ad for new nordic which is a huge scam and right next to that ad is now one for Thai friendly). So it just lowered my interest in TF being legit. I actually suspect that the hot girl who messaged me was some kind of fake profile used to entice guys to sign up for premium membership, since they are recently pushing for premium a lot lately (whereas before I've heard good things about TF in general).

[Mr Enternational]

Well I'm at USA right now. I just wanted to line up the girls to meet in advance,

In Pattaya there is no need to meet anyone in advance. The first Thai chick I fucked in Bangkok taught me my first words of Thai. She said one of the most important words you need to know is where are you going? She was fucking right. In Pattaya you can literally walk outside and see any random chick and ask where are you going. After that, you say either I go with you or you go with me. In Pattaya you can get laid quicker than you can get something to eat.

[Neil Patrick]

Day 2 (15th June).

I woke up around 12.30 pm. I was feeling much better after catching up the sleep that I was missing. Went to I-Rovers and had a great sirloin steak with a beer.

If you are staying in LK Metropole, it might be good to know that there's a small alleyway that leads you to the LR Metro. This way you can skip Soi Diana altogether and get straight into LK Metro.

Got back to the room then I had to sort out some issues at home and work so it kept me busy for a good few hours. The next couple of hours was trying to get my damn phone's mobile data connectivity working with my new Thai number I got from 7/11. I had no luck but adding a manual APN fixed it apparently.

Office agogo.

Went into Office as my first gogo for the day. Again an OK lineup that I'd rate around 6/10. In no time a bit chubby girl latched onto myself and didn't let go. She was quite friendly and kept asking me to BF her. I was very good at resisting in the beginning. But as we were getting more drunk she became better and I sucked at trying to resist her. Damn it. This is why I ruin most of my trips. Just not being patient.

We came to my room for a quickie that I never could finish. Then back to Champagne for some drinks and their shows. It was quite empty and the most of the girls seemed to be bored out of their minds. But we hanged around there for more than a couple of hours just getting pissed. After Champagne we had some dinner at Lee's Diner few meters away from LK Metro. Had a Thai dish which was quite spicy.

So I've caught up to now, and my barfine Na is sleeping next to me right now. Hopefully she'll take care of me when she gets up and before she leave. But I think I seriously need to get some Kamagra to get my tool going. I'll try to keep updating this TR live and see how I go.