Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

I always give evey girl money regardless of service as I always want to know they get something personal / 500 baht is not much in twrms of my personal scale /.

Been going to oilies for almost 10 years now. Never tipped a Baht. Always get great service and have had many regulars. Has nothing to do with what it means to my pocket.

[Canyon]

I hadn't been to Snow White in a long time, so none of my old regulars were still working. One cute, young girl kept smiling at me. She was full-bodied (not fat), and I usually like them thin. I really liked her smile and her presence, so I went with her and took her back to my hotel. I really made the right decision. Service was great. BBBJ was wonderful. For someone not too experienced, she was great. Wonderful motion and tongue hit all the right places. She sucked my balls as well, which I loved. Sex was even better. She really got into it and enjoyed every minute. I started laying down on my back with her between my legs. She got me rock-hard with a great blowjob. She put the condom on, then hopped on for a wonderful ride in cowgirl. After a while, I sat up and held her, while she moved in sensuous fashion. Afterwards, I sat on a chair with her sitting astride me. That position made my cock go deep inside her. Very sensuous. I put her back on the bed and got her doggie style, then flat doggie. Finally, I turned her over and with her on the bottom and me on top, I went to town until I came. She's really cute, but not a beauty. Highly recommended.

[RyeHumor63]

I really don't want to sound rude. But why tip her 500 bath for a mediocre / bad service?

I always give evey girl money regardless of service as I always want to know they get something personal / 500 baht is not much in twrms of my personal scale /.

[Francesco24]

I really don't want to sound rude. But why tip her 500 bath for a mediocre / bad service?

Damage: 2990 1. 5 hrs Jacuzzi room, gave the girl a 500 baht tip also.

Girls Name: Champagne / Oil (nickname).

Height: 5'1 or so, 43/44 kg based.

Body Shape: Thin / Small bum, enhanced breasts (because I prefer).

Looks: 7/10.

Service: 6. 5 or 7/10.

Age: 23 (Southern girl, been up in Bangkok for a short time, says she has been working at CM for 2 months. Who knows?

Details: Went into Club 102 (as opposed to Addict), Saw in the line up around 25 girls. I would say at 4 pm there might have been 30. Spoke to the owner as only guy there (though some came in 5 minutes after me (Japanese), and told him I preferred a girl that shaved her pussy and had enhanced breasts. Turned out my filter yielded zero! - Enhanced tits took the number from 25 down to 7, and shaved pussy to zero. Well decided I should at least stick to one of the two and thus went for Champagne on account of long hair, small body, thin shape..

[RyeHumor63]

Damage: 2990 1. 5 hrs Jacuzzi room, gave the girl a 500 baht tip also.

Girls Name: Champagne / Oil (nickname).

Height: 5'1 or so, 43/44 kg based.

Body Shape: Thin / Small bum, enhanced breasts (because I prefer).

Looks: 7/10.

Service: 6. 5 or 7/10.

Age: 23 (Southern girl, been up in Bangkok for a short time, says she has been working at CM for 2 months. Who knows?

Details: Went into Club 102 (as opposed to Addict), Saw in the line up around 25 girls. I would say at 4 pm there might have been 30. Spoke to the owner as only guy there (though some came in 5 minutes after me (Japanese), and told him I preferred a girl that shaved her pussy and had enhanced breasts. Turned out my filter yielded zero! - Enhanced tits took the number from 25 down to 7, and shaved pussy to zero. Well decided I should at least stick to one of the two and thus went for Champagne on account of long hair, small body, thin shape. (probably on another day, by the way I would have chosen bebe (mostly on attitude.).

Anyway, selection made, room paid for, up we go. Jacuzzi was in the corner and Oil turned it on but the water was running slowly. So given we had our clothes off anyway, decided to try out some kissing (not really her thing, no tongue and not super responsive) and then to see what she might like. Breasts are large for her frame but she has nice nipples that are responsive. Flat stomach with piercing (not large). Pussy is not shaven but she is not hairy really, and she is responsive to both touch and tongue, and with the right approach, allows fingering too. Took my time for about 15 minutes of pleasure, and then we went into the jacuzzi.

Got myself a wash front and back and a bit of playing, overall I would say Oil was a bit on the tentative side, although she does speak quite a bit of English. However, I think she isn't used to Farang customers, and not to experienced guys who take their time.

Anyway, wash was fine, nothing special. We then went back to the bed, and had a fairly normal session. Oil has a pretty small pussy so that made sex a bit challenging and limited the positions we could try a bit. However, she did try her best to deal with my thicker shaft, and then when I could tell it wasn't going to lead to an outcome, took it on herself to give me a proper blowjob, first as a direct and then in 69. Her technique didn't involve any deep throating once I was at full size but she gave my head and shaft enough of the right attention to arrive at a happy endiing. Having her pussy in my faces with her juices in my mouth didn't hurt in getting me horny enough.

After that I gave her a massage and she one in turn (which was better than average) and the time was up. (pretty much precisely, just time for a quick shower). In terms of things, as I said no real passion in her performance and I never quite figured out how to really get her to put everything in the room to one side. Thus, it all seemed a bit contrived, which is why my service view isn't better.

As an aside, the quality of the roster looks pretty good (more above average then less) and is the best I have seen (as an overall group) for a while, even though the rates are no different from anywhere else and quite a bit less than the top soapies.

I might go back and try someone else at the place although I remember one girl at Teen Love Massage back in January that I was definitely attracted to, but didn't see because my friend couldn't find anyone he liked. So not sure. Anyway punters enjoy.

[Playboy2001]

As far as I remember, the multi pop oilies are:

Snow White, Tulip, Mango and Cherry. Have I missed any? Thanks.

[Dan7373]

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Showered the soap off and then on to the bed for the cat bath and then another excellent blow job using some KY to enhance the handjob of the shaft and balls while she thrust the rest toward her throat. Eventually put on the raincoat, moved to missionary and fucked. She was very tight almost too tight, which surprised me considering the time of the night and how long she worked there. A few of the normal positions and then finished.

Face: 8/10.
Body: 8/10 (if small tits are ok).
Service: 9/10.
Attitude: 8/10.
Damage: 4800 + 500 tip.
WIR: nope

Summary: like a lot of massage places, the totally professional and somewhat mechanical service didn't really inspire me. All I could think was that she does this exact same routine with every guy it's just her job. I much prefer unscripted sessions with girls where I control the pace and the activities and the girl is surprised and therefore more emotionally engaged. As with so many MPs R37 plays out her normal routine and any deviation is discouraged. But, if you like being "serviced" in a well-practiced and proven way, The Lord ladies seem to deliver and in surroundings which are clean and pleasant, albeit all at a fairly steep price by Asian standards.

~ Steel

I'd say that this lady's tightness was probably due to lack of foreplay for her. She wasn't quite ready for you.

Because her foreplay was all one-way. She did a lot with your cock. But you didn't do anything with her pussy and clit from what I can gather in your description.

Even a lady, who does it every day, still needs foreplay to get excited and ready. This is no different than this is for guys. If you go to a massage parlour every day, then you still need foreplay, perhaps even more so, because you are doing it so much. Doing it more actually requires more foreplay, rather than less.

I found from my experience that the trick with the hot chick is to adapt yourself to the lady and do her spontaneously in any way you can, while she tries to go through her usual routine with you. Instead of trying to take control, you should please the girl, while she is at it with you. When the lady grabs your cock and plays around with it, then instead of just laying there passively and letting her do it, you can reach for her pussy and clit with some lube on your hand give her some spontaneous pleasure of her own. Here are a couple of examples of what you can do:

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I haven't met any Thai massage lady who could maintain her usual routine with me, when her clit was fully erect and she was panting as a result of my pussy masturbation for her. All you need to do is reach out for her pussy and clit and make it as pleasant for her, as she is making it pleasant for you. The lady can have her routine as much as she wants. You just need to be flexible and adaptable and find her pussy and clit with you masturbating hand, no matter which way she turns.

Being all hands with the hot lady is what I call it. The lady can do whatever she wants. You don't try to take control from her. But your hand always finds her pussy and clit and masturbates it.

This is like a cock and pussy dance, where the lady takes the lead, and you just follow her movements and adapt yourself to her. Even if the lady brings her legs as close together as she can, then you can still slip one finger inside her slit and masturbate it. This much I can say from my own experience.

But this is just foreplay. You can also make it more spontaneous and exciting, when the time comes for the lay. And it's as simple as telling the lady that that you want something different, when she lies on her back and offers you the missionary position with her. You don't take control from her. She is still the one who decides what other position to offer you. And from my own experience I can say that the lady in this situation will probably surprise your cock with her pussy in some unusual position.

I did this with one massage lady, after she offered me the missionary position. And she took my cock in a side-by-side, face-to-face position. She was the one who pushed her pussy on my cock like this. Then I grabbed her ass and nailed her for all I was worth. Here is an example of this type of position:

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You don't need to take control from the lady to make it spontaneous and fun for both of you. You just need to make it mutual, rather than one way. And this mutuality has to come from you, rather than from her. Because she is already doing her part, when she goes through her routine with you. It's up to you to be spontaneous with her and make it fun for both you and her.

Being all hands with the lady doesn't make you a baddie, unless she tells you to stop, but you persist anyway. I found from my experience that Thai P4P ladies usually let you be all hands with them as much as you want. And you can really get the lady panting and orgasming with you, if you do it the right way. The only thing these ladies might not like is if you try to insert your fingers inside their pussy or ass. It has to be topical masturbation and massage, rather than insertions and penetrations. And of course you need to be careful about making it pleasant for the lady, rather than painful and uncomfortable for her. Because painful and uncomfortable will for sure make her say 'No' to you.

[Dan7373]

So I was in BKK last year and I went to Dream Heaven Massage around September.

There was this adorable young lady named Ammy that was working at Dream Heaven Massage Soi 26. Apparently she's no longer there and I can't find her at all.

I had 2 sessions with her and she was one of the prettiest, down to earth girls I've ever met. The Ammy that's advertised on their site right now is not the same Ammy. The Ammy I know is 20 (21 now), about 5'2 black hair (I know, great description right?

I was just hoping that someone would remember her and know if she's still doing this or left this business. She was the very definition of a spinner and I had her number but no longer. I don't even have her picture on my phone anymore.

You might find it hard to believe, but many Thai ladies get involved in the P4P business partly because they want to find a western guy for a permanent relationship. And if the lady is as good-looking and as good with guys in bed, as this lady was with you, then she won't have any trouble finding a permanent guy for herself.

I know this because I've stayed in a Thai village in Isaan for some time with a Thai lady. She had many female friends there, and through her I knew a young, good-looking lady, who just came of age and went to Pattaya to work at a bar and find a western guy for herself on a more permanent basis. She did find a guy and had a relationship with him. But it didn't last partly because the guy was in his 20's, perhaps too young for long-term commitment. She was inexperienced and chose a wrong guy.

Chances are that your lady found somebody. And that's why she isn't there anymore.

This kind of thing might be unusual in western countries. But there is nothing unusual about this in Thailand. They have a less judgmental view of P4P sex, than western people have.

[HentaiBaka88]

So I was in BKK last year and I went to Dream Heaven Massage around September.

There was this adorable young lady named Ammy that was working at Dream Heaven Massage Soi 26. Apparently she's no longer there and I can't find her at all.

I had 2 sessions with her and she was one of the prettiest, down to earth girls I've ever met. The Ammy that's advertised on their site right now is not the same Ammy. The Ammy I know is 20 (21 now), about 5'2 black hair (I know, great description right?

I was just hoping that someone would remember her and know if she's still doing this or left this business. She was the very definition of a spinner and I had her number but no longer. I don't even have her picture on my phone anymore.

[SteelBaton]

Looks like I need to check out Lord if talent beats top thermae girls. What's the best time of day to see the biggest lineup and not so packed with guys.

I'd say 7:00 pm is good, maybe 6:00 pm.

[SteelBaton]

Failing to find anything worth the money or time at Thermae and Level, I decided make a dash back to The Lord before last call at midnight. I arrived at 11:40 pm. The prior day I visited at 8:00 pm which seemed to be prime time with about 75 girls. Well, this was the opposite. There were a total of only 4 girls. Fortunately, there was one spinner who looked pretty good and she was smiling at me. Her number was R37.

Walking back to the room I was again amazed at how corny the thecor of the place is. The corridors are lined with huge 20-foot-long Ruben-style painting of half-naked women in bath scenes. It was something you'the expect if / when Trump did a brothel.

Given the very limited choices I'the prepared myself for a less than perfect body, but R37 surprisingly hit all my normal requirements: young (21), no fake tits, and no babies. Actually a very toned and slim body with her small A-Cups being the only space for improvement in appearances.

The normal jacuzzi bath was very pleasant and I just let her do her thing, go through her routine. Her training was good she said she worked there 5 months. Especially enjoyed the part where the girl sits with your legs spread and resting on her thighs as she massages and strokes and teases the cock and balls before beginning a very professional blowjob. Very relaxing.

Showered the soap off and then on to the bed for the cat bath and then another excellent blow job using some KY to enhance the handjob of the shaft and balls while she thrust the rest toward her throat. Eventually put on the raincoat, moved to missionary and fucked. She was very tight almost too tight, which surprised me considering the time of the night and how long she'the worked there. A few of the normal positions and then finished.

Face: 8/10.
Body: 8/10 (if small tits are ok).
Service: 9/10.
Attitude: 8/10.
Damage: 4800 + 500 tip.
WIR: nope

Summary: like a lot of massage places, the totally professional and somewhat mechanical service didn't really inspire me. All I could think was that she does this exact same routine with every guy it's just her job. I much prefer unscripted sessions with girls where I control the pace and the activities and the girl is surprised and therefore more emotionally engaged. As with so many MPs R37 plays out her normal routine and any deviation is discouraged. But, if you like being "serviced" in a well-practiced and proven way, The Lord ladies seem to deliver and in surroundings which are clean and pleasant, albeit all at a fairly steep price by Asian standards.

~ Steel

[SearcherMan]

Hey guys,

I am traveling to Bangkok tomorrow on a work trip, but have a day or so free in the middle.

I am looking for mongering, but one thing I am desperate for is a kick ass massage. Does anyone know of any place which offers a great massage and then some extras on the side? Or a massage first and then all the way followed by that?

Please help a fellow out and I'll be sure to write a report of other places that I visit during the trip.

Thanks!

For a true kick ass massage, go to the no sex what Po school on Soi 39. Ask for #73 and get an mind blowing 2 hour traditional Thai massage. Then walk 2-3 blocks, go over Sukhumvit through the Phrom Phong BTS Station, to Soi 24 and feast on the MP lineups in the alleys there.

[AdaeLover]

I read quite some time ago about some ball massage, so I did some search in the page. I found Hana massage and Rin as the master of place.

So I went to google maps and showed Hana massage in SKV Soi 63. The website of Hana massage was updated in 2006. But it said SKV Soi 22. I sent an email to the e-mail on the website to reserve Rin (If she still was there) but bounced. It was time to make a decision between google or a massage parlour that does not update the info. So I went with option 2.

Following a very old map that refers to a hotel that is closed I passed the Marriott on Soi 22 and then in the 3rd small Soi, I saw the sign I was looking for. Hana massage, still open. And once I went in, Rin was also there. Lucky day, it must be because the alcohol was forbidden.

I went to the room and took a shower. Rin walked in and did not take her clothes off. Started to give a fairly ok massage all over the place, until it got to the balls! It surely was something different that I had experienced so far, in a good way.

Damage was 1,500 RMB for 2 hours (I gave some small tip). WIR: Probably not anytime soon, many things to try. But if you are in a 'lazy day" and you want to try something a bit different and you do not mind the looks and care only about service it could be a choice for you. I would not take the 2 hours session, probably with one you will get all you need to experience (just less normal massage).

[IndoScot]

Hey guys,

I am traveling to Bangkok tomorrow on a work trip, but have a day or so free in the middle.

I am looking for mongering, but one thing I am desperate for is a kick ass massage. Does anyone know of any place which offers a great massage and then some extras on the side? Or a massage first and then all the way followed by that?

Please help a fellow out and I'll be sure to write a report of other places that I visit during the trip.

Thanks!

[SearcherMan]

I inadvertently added my MP scouting with FL observations in the BKK general thread. My second scouting of the MP's, since my return to BKK from Pattaya, is the same. Both days were holidays. I scouted mid to late afternoon. I was sated by 6 days of sex every night. I had a GFE who spoiled me. The MP line ups were of heavily made up faces and not all to my beauty standards. The woman I got at the Orient before I went to Pattaya was too busy to respond. She was exceptional, and her being my first BKK MP encounter ever, was lucky.

Given my subsequent lack of finding a suitable woman at an MP of late, I am a converted fan of oilies now. Next trip I'll be solo more with more time to peruse.