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[MrWoolyBooly]

You're right. I forgot to mention that. I spray sandalwood scent on my clothes and the pillows; it conceals the floral and citrus scents women wear. You want something with a good amount of essential oils because that doesn't evaporate quickly or just use essential oils themselves. I also use incense sticks for my condo.

Mr Hutsori, you are truly the master of evidence removals. I salute you! I guess I'm too lazy. For any girl that reaches that level of importance, I'd probably rent a nearby condo for her alone, as well as a refuge from the main pleasure palace.

[Hutsori]

There is one that you missed. Some of the pinay ladies like perfumed products. It will permeate everything. Smoke can be explained. But perfume to scented baby powder is harder. It will stay on clothing for days.

You're right. I forgot to mention that. I spray sandalwood scent on my clothes and the pillows; it conceals the floral and citrus scents women wear. You want something with a good amount of essential oils because that doesn't evaporate quickly or just use essential oils themselves. I also use incense sticks for my condo.

[Boarer]

I actually did so a long time ago, but they were crap at it. Poor attention to detail. Once you have your routine down it goes by quickly.

There is one that you missed. Some of the pinay ladies like perfumed products. It will permeate everything. Smoke can be explained. But perfume to scented baby powder is harder. It will stay on clothing for days.

[Member #4558]

Its been educational to read and to some extent (not in full) I do some evidence removals myself but even so it bellied up not so long ago. I admit I don't change bed covers between sessions (only if some blood). Well girl arrives and we start humping on the bed. Then she screams in pain. Then I found the previous girls ear nob inside the bed covers (the opening was the wrong way so in some mysterious ways must have fallen inside. Because I swiped and searched for hairs / items in bed between the two sessions. I had to invent some excuse as usual because the girl was sure I did other girls before she. I refused and blamed housekeeping staff (one of them must have lost it). I just stood by my explanation so long and hard so at the end we could go on banging. If she believed it or not. My bet would be "not", hehe.

Learning process: wrap bed covers inside out to see if something falls out.

[CallSign Papa]

I actually did so a long time ago, but they were crap at it. Poor attention to detail. Once you have your routine down it goes by quickly.

I concur, you can generally do a pretty thorough sweep inside 10 minutes and it really is worth the effort to save the headache you'll get if something untoward is discovered. Most of the girls who venture into my condo are non-p4 p and an incident like this would probably mean the end of that session and of that girl.

Just to add to the horror stories, I had a girl put a used condom wrapper under the duvet (bearing in mind we'd been above the duvet the whole time and it was still tucked in). Thankfully I managed to hide it with my hand before any damage was done.

[Hutsori]

Geez Huts, you should hire a maid to do all of this for you. One you don't shag obviously.

I actually did so a long time ago, but they were crap at it. Poor attention to detail. Once you have your routine down it goes by quickly.

[BaddHabbit]

Sanitising is a subject near and dear to me. This is the dial-it-to-11 guide when you have dating-site girls visiting and many of them are repeats. You may dial it back for bar girls and other one-time visitors. - SNIP -

Wow!!

OK, I might have to copy this into the notes area on my phone. But then of course I would need advice on how to keep a secret set of notes! LOL. What an amazing routine, lots of great advice here, thanks!

[Boarer]

Sanitising is a subject near and dear to me. This is the dial-it-to-11 guide when you have dating-site girls visiting and many of them are repeats. You may dial it back for bar girls and other one-time visitors.

CR

Towels: make up and lipstick are smeared on them.
Soap and bottles: stray hair stuck on it.
Drain: hair always collects there.
Shower curtain: step in the shower and draw the curtain. Hose it down.
Bin: always keep a plastic bin liner / bag in it. Toss the entire bag, not just the contents. Look inside the bin because sometimes items are 'placed' in it under the liner.
Hairbrushes: always examine and remove all hair.
Mirror: examine for handprints and makeup.
Basin, toilet, and tub: wash.

Sit on toilet and close the door. Examine the room from the girl's viewpoint.

If you have a small rug in the CR shake it out in the tub.

Bedroom

Linen: keep a change of pillow cases and sheets available. After the girl leaves swap. If this is impossible pull all sheets and shake. This will shake loose stray earrings, hair, dentures (hat tip Westie), etc. Remake bed. Examine for stains and hair. Use a stain stick for spot cleaning.

Floor: sweep. Make sure to look beside and under bed for condom wrappers, Kentucky jelly tubes, toys, ties, ribbons, whatever.

Mirror and vanity: examine for handprints and makeup, especially powered foundation. If the vanity has a chair they're will be foundation on it too.

Kitchen and living room
Take all glasses, silverware, and plates and wash immediately. After drying place back in cupboard and drawers. Two glasses sitting in the drying rack is a sign you had a guest. Toss the kitchen rubbish.

Check windows for handprints. Hat tip Skogis for this tip.

"But I have regular-visitor girls over who leave personal hygiene items like shampoo, toothbrushes, and even some clothes and a pair of slippers at my place. I have another girl coming over this afternoon, and my regular will return at night."

Your mobile is your friend. Photo everything first after the regular leaves. Put her items into a bag and stow away. Replace the bin liner but do not toss. Save some of her hairs you found on the floor and on the bed. Hide away all these items. After your afternoon guest leaves clean up. Then, grab those bags you stashed earlier and replace the items where they were. Put her slippers back beside the door. Hang her items in the closet. Put her toothbrush back. Replace the sheets back to what she saw in the morning. Put the bin liner with her refuse back into the bin. Spread some of her hairs back on the floor and on the pillow case - they don't need to be exactly where they were. Change the TV channel back to one she knows you watch; if you're not an ABS-CBN viewer she ought not see that when she turns it on. Eject DVD from player.

Repeat girls who know you will look for patterns and discrepancies. If you're always untidy and then they see tidiness, they'll suspect. It's safest to be consistently tidy because you'll develop a routine and it keeps the cockroaches away.

And have some explanations ready. "Why is this tube of lube here?" I was jerking off.

Pro tip: double up on items. For example, if she knows you have a full tube of lube and three condoms, and 10 hours later you have half a tube of lube and 1 condom, you have some 'splainin to do. If you have spares stored away you avoid awkward questions.

Lastly, on your computer create a second clean user account that doesn't have admin rights. Before she comes over log off your account w / your real info such as email, documents, dating sites, etc and logon to the clean profile for viewing youtube videos and films with her. She'll snoop when you step away, and if you're constantly locking your computer to prevent this when you do so she'll suspect you're hiding something.

Reminds me of the Bond movie where he sticks a hair on a door frame. Unfortunately, even if they know the game, play the game, and are in the game, they don't want it flashed in front of their faces and their noses rubbed in it. I commend you on your CSI level of caution. Much better than an eruption. LOL ;-D.

[Mogwai]

Sanitising is a subject near and dear to me. This is the dial-it-to-11 guide when you have dating-site girls visiting and many of them are repeats. You may dial it back for bar girls and other one-time visitors.
SNIP SNIP

Geez Huts, you should hire a maid to do all of this for you. One you don't shag obviously.

[Hutsori]

A quick question for the group.

I see in quite a few reports people talk about the need to cleanup in between visits by different girls, and how important that is. Naturally, it is a 'gentlemanly' thing to do (such as it is in the mongering game), and you don't want to throw the last girl in the face of the new one, but.

Surely 99% + of the girls know exactly why they are there, and that if they are there on such a basis, that you are almost certainly in the game with many other girls, and therefore actually wouldn't really care that another girl had been there? I get that it is nice to not be so blatant about it, and I would always do the same, but does it actually matter?

Sanitising is a subject near and dear to me. This is the dial-it-to-11 guide when you have dating-site girls visiting and many of them are repeats. You may dial it back for bar girls and other one-time visitors.

CR

Towels: make up and lipstick are smeared on them.
Soap and bottles: stray hair stuck on it.
Drain: hair always collects there.
Shower curtain: step in the shower and draw the curtain. Hose it down.
Bin: always keep a plastic bin liner / bag in it. Toss the entire bag, not just the contents. Look inside the bin because sometimes items are 'placed' in it under the liner.
Hairbrushes: always examine and remove all hair.
Mirror: examine for handprints and makeup.
Basin, toilet, and tub: wash.

Sit on toilet and close the door. Examine the room from the girl's viewpoint.

If you have a small rug in the CR shake it out in the tub.

Bedroom

Linen: keep a change of pillow cases and sheets available. After the girl leaves swap. If this is impossible pull all sheets and shake. This will shake loose stray earrings, hair, dentures (hat tip Westie), etc. Remake bed. Examine for stains and hair. Use a stain stick for spot cleaning.

Floor: sweep. Make sure to look beside and under bed for condom wrappers, Kentucky jelly tubes, toys, ties, ribbons, whatever.

Mirror and vanity: examine for handprints and makeup, especially powered foundation. If the vanity has a chair they're will be foundation on it too.

Kitchen and living room
Take all glasses, silverware, and plates and wash immediately. After drying place back in cupboard and drawers. Two glasses sitting in the drying rack is a sign you had a guest. Toss the kitchen rubbish.

Check windows for handprints. Hat tip Skogis for this tip.

"But I have regular-visitor girls over who leave personal hygiene items like shampoo, toothbrushes, and even some clothes and a pair of slippers at my place. I have another girl coming over this afternoon, and my regular will return at night."

Your mobile is your friend. Photo everything first after the regular leaves. Put her items into a bag and stow away. Replace the bin liner but do not toss. Save some of her hairs you found on the floor and on the bed. Hide away all these items. After your afternoon guest leaves clean up. Then, grab those bags you stashed earlier and replace the items where they were. Put her slippers back beside the door. Hang her items in the closet. Put her toothbrush back. Replace the sheets back to what she saw in the morning. Put the bin liner with her refuse back into the bin. Spread some of her hairs back on the floor and on the pillow case - they don't need to be exactly where they were. Change the TV channel back to one she knows you watch; if you're not an ABS-CBN viewer she ought not see that when she turns it on. Eject DVD from player.

Repeat girls who know you will look for patterns and discrepancies. If you're always untidy and then they see tidiness, they'll suspect. It's safest to be consistently tidy because you'll develop a routine and it keeps the cockroaches away.

And have some explanations ready. "Why is this tube of lube here?" I was jerking off.

Pro tip: double up on items. For example, if she knows you have a full tube of lube and three condoms, and 10 hours later you have half a tube of lube and 1 condom, you have some 'splainin to do. If you have spares stored away you avoid awkward questions.

Lastly, on your computer create a second clean user account that doesn't have admin rights. Before she comes over log off your account w / your real info such as email, documents, dating sites, etc and logon to the clean profile for viewing youtube videos and films with her. She'll snoop when you step away, and if you're constantly locking your computer to prevent this when you do so she'll suspect you're hiding something.

[Wicked Roger]

No idea why girls leave panties under the bed, behind the bed, in hard to find places but I guess its a marking of territory the way dogs ,,,, on lamp posts?

Exactly that FF, they see it as sign off love as shows you there are jealous which to many pinays equals love but we all know that it does not and many times I have pointed this out and also walked away.

Also they want you exclusively which of course we like also LOL (well until the next threesome).

[FreebieFan]

Firstly I call the hotel and ask it to clean the room again (small tip maybe required but worth it).

If you are in an airbnb place etc, I would use FF methods (I have before) but double check as some ladies deliberately leave things behind. Example one friend found a g string under the pillow, another one found it under the bed. Some are devious (and jealous as that to them equals love).

I have said "I had a massage before you came so must have been her when she went to the CR / toilet" - that seems to work.

Another ofl friend handled it by buying new crockery / glassware and refurbishing some of the bathroom his aldy wrecked / smashed when she found tell tale evidence. And a text message from me to him suggesting we meet at my place for some reason she found me a tad "babaero" and did not trust me imagine that!

Ha. I used exactly thre " I had a massage " line also when a few hairs were found on the pillow that somehow I had missed.

What is interesting here is the extent of panty loss these ladies suffer. Not one, but two very small tbacks were found by someone who shouldn't have found them, which caused many many many problems.

No idea why girls leave panties under the bed, behind the bed, in hard to find places but I guess its a marking of territory the way dogs [CodeWord140] on lamp posts?

[MrWoolyBooly]

Cleaning up in between visits just saves so many questions. I am always trying to keep it good. Empty bins etc. But I'm not perfect.

A few weeks ago.

"Do you have a GF? Um No.

"Do you bring many girls here? Um No. , Why you ask?

"Do you panty liners?

So the bathroom bin is a definite for emptying between visits.

Then there was the night my GF was cleaning her hair out of my hair brush and did a forensic investigation of hair colour and texture. It was evidence that I simply could not deny. I just confessed to it. How have you guys handled the bathroom forensics before?

BD.

In hotels, I call inordinately often to request cleaning service with 50 or 100 peso tip to the poor drudge that keeps coming back. In condos, I'll have a local stop by on a schedule to clean but just otherwise glance around and remove the worst mood-spoiling evidence. "Yaya" from one of my earlier FRs intentionlly left her panties on the floor on the ladies side of the bed near the wall. She went home pantieless?? I kept the thoughtful souvenir. She also wrote her full name in big letters on the notepad by the phone. I'm sure both were seen by several guests before I found them. No CSI here.

[D Cups]

Change rooms often.

Cleaning up in between visits just saves so many questions. I am always trying to keep it good. Empty bins etc. But I'm not perfect.

A few weeks ago.

"Do you have a GF? Um No.

"Do you bring many girls here? Um No. , Why you ask?

"Do you panty liners?

So the bathroom bin is a definite for emptying between visits.

Then there was the night my GF was cleaning her hair out of my hair brush and did a forensic investigation of hair colour and texture. It was evidence that I simply could not deny. I just confessed to it. How have you guys handled the bathroom forensics before?

BD.

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[Wicked Roger]

Cleaning up in between visits just saves so many questions. I am always trying to keep it good. Empty bins etc. But I'm not perfect.


So the bathroom bin is a definite for emptying between visits.

Then there was the night my GF was cleaning her hair out of my hair brush and did a forensic investigation of hair colour and texture. It was evidence that I simply could not deny. I just confessed to it. How have you guys handled the bathroom forensics before?

BD.

Firstly I call the hotel and ask it to clean the room again (small tip maybe required but worth it).

If you are in an airbnb place etc, I would use FF methods (I have before) but double check as some ladies deliberately leave things behind. Example one friend found a g string under the pillow, another one found it under the bed. Some are devious (and jealous as that to them equals love).

I have said "I had a massage before you came so must have been her when she went to the CR / toilet" - that seems to work.

Another ofl friend handled it by buying new crockery / glassware and refurbishing some of the bathroom his aldy wrecked / smashed when she found tell tale evidence. And a text message from me to him suggesting we meet at my place for some reason she found me a tad "babaero" and did not trust me imagine that!