Bangkok Reports

[HighwayMan18]

Oh you poor SOB. I do not mean to rub salt into your wounds but if you have read the forum (as you say you have) there is no excuse for making these mistakes. In a city like BKK where pussy is available at almost every corner, you ended up sleep deprived, sex deprived and of course a lot poorer, with nothing to show for it..

I read this article and its pretty disturbing.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/ne...th-thai-girls/

[HighwayMan18]

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[Blanquiceleste]

I have been a silent reader of all your posts.

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Well, that was my experience and I hope you guys do not end up meeting the the kind of hookers I met.

Happy hunting.

P.S. Please ignore the typos. It is still 5 am, I am sleep deprived and sex deprived, you can imagine how hard it is for me to write.

Oh you poor SOB. I do not mean to rub salt into your wounds but if you have read the forum (as you say you have) there is no excuse for making these mistakes. In a city like BKK where pussy is available at almost every corner, you ended up sleep deprived, sex deprived and of course a lot poorer, with nothing to show for it.

If you have more days at hand, stop trawling Backpage, Craigslist or whatever other shit you have been looking at and head down to some of the oilies and soapies reviewed on the forum and get laid properly for a fraction of what you spent. You will thank me for it later.

[XRatedBangkok]

Does Soi Cowboy have something similar? And what time do they usually close? I've been there before, but never mongered.

What about the BJ bars and soapies / massage places? I know most places post that they close around midnight and 1 am.

Anything open all night long like East Asian spas?

Thanks for your info / help.

To my knowledge no hotel in Soi Cowboy, but around Sukhumvit yes. One short time hotel above Thermae, some soi 4 left hand side, after Nana Plaza. Many more that I don't know, bit that locals know. Soapies and oilies close around midnight, but passed 7 pm the choice is poor. Not a good option. The farther you can go in the night is nightclubs like Mixx or Spicy 3-4 am). But then short time hotels means 1-2 hours, not more.

[Shakiraa]

Since I'm really new to Bangkok, I decided to engage TONYBKK escort provider to arrange a nice girl for me. Seen some really good review so decided to have a go. Is very customer oriented, unlike some escort provider which do not provide much detail when asked and slow in response. Prior arrival I received many photos, so you can check with tonybkk in detail description for each girls and the service provided, or you can ask for recommendation based on what you want, easy right.

To my surprise, since I have tried Smooci once, I anticipate slight difference from the photo I see maybe from 9/10 t0 7/10. However she looked exactly per the photo. A very good plus point that tonybkk convinced me earliar.

I took this girl AOM, I give her 9/10 in terms of look. Slim body with nice assets. Conversation flowed really well. Back in the room, I like girl that undressed me slowly, she was touching me affectionately, just sit back and enjoy the licking all over with her tongue. She then gave me a slow and deep blowjob, her technique was good, watching her twirling her tongue which I rarely encounter from anyone, lots of eye contact. It felt amazing! She kept her blow job on going for a long time and I almost explode but manage to hold on. She started off by riding me in cowgirl, I like the slow and sensual way of her, looking into your eyes why she ride slow and steady, after 5 minutes, she started to moan, that get me more horny and I switched to doggy, it was very tight! Pump her fast and hard from the back until she reach orgasm. I finished off with a missionary and hold on each other. It was great!

One of my best escort so far! I'm already looking for opportunity to get another girl.

[HighwayMan18]

Hi everyone,

I have been a silent reader of all your posts. It's good to share experiences so that others can learn from someone else's mistakes.

This is my first post here and I am sharing this because I am super disappointed with escorts that I met. I rarely visit escorts and the last time before this was few years ago. This was my first time in Bangkok and I was super prepared to F the shit out of girls that I was going to meet in Bangkok. The only reason why I never felt like visiting an escort because of the thought that she is just after my money and not the experience, and that's a big turn off for me. Of course, they are after money and I know of girls who make themselves worth that money and I know of girls who do it because they love sex and make it their job.

So yeah, I have been reading a lot of bad stuff about the girls from agencies and I wanted to get an independent escort. So I spent hours looking for escorts on both backpage and craigslist. I have also attached their pictures and PDFs of their ads, so that you guys are aware of they are and be away from them.

The first one I met was Foxylady from Denmark, her ad was pretty simply and pictures were taken using snapchat. When contacted she sent a real selfie and looked attractive. She says 30 on her ad, but in real she looks like close to 40. Big boobs and a lot of tummy (or what they call curvy) you can feel the thickness of her tummy when you hold her. Her skin is little wrinkly and her face looks a little different from pictures, it has got to do with angle she is taken the photos from. Too many tattoos for my liking and it could be possible that she may have been involved in drugs and talks too much. She costed me 5000 bahts for 1 hour, she charges 1000 bahts extra for anal which I didn't go for. She was in a rush and all she wanted was me to cum soon. That turned me off and I ended up not cumming. She left even before the hour ended and the feeling was F'all. The only good part was her big boobs, no BBBJ, no kissing and nothing was sensual.

I started regretting, my first Bangkok experience was F'all and I decided to find local ones. So I spent the day on both Backpage and Craigslist and I found an ads which were both on Craigslist and Backpage. I got her Line and mobile number and did a lot of research on google image search, facebook and few other. She appeared real. Yes, I found her facebook page as well, it was a relief to know she was all real. I contacted her and she said 4000 for 3 hours and I asked her to bring a friend for a 3 some which she did (8000 bahts for 2 girls). I think the reason why they offered 4000 bahts per girl for 3 hours is because they thought they would make the guy cum in an hour or less and then leave.

Photos looked real and I did a cam chat on Line, she appeared real. I was a little scared that they would ladyboys or post-op tranny's. Both of them were skinny and one of them had boob job done. When they arrived at my hotel, I got a call from Lobby asking me if was expecting guests, I said yes and they sent the two upstairs.

Their names were Min and Mina, of course they are not their real names. But I could search them using their Line ID and mobile number, they appear to be new and do not know how to keep things private. It was very easy to find them on Facebook. They both claim to be 22 years of age and university students and do this only when they need money for shopping and travelling.

I will start with Mina, skinny, small boobs, darker than pictures and the face looks so much different from the pictures. She is talkative one and annoying. Min looked almost like her pictures, big boobs (Fake boobs), short, skinny, cute and shy to begin with. In the end, she was the most talkative one and demanded more money in the end.

Both of them do not do DFK and no BBBJ. I asked for a BBBJ and she said it will cost 2000 extra, to which I said yes. They both were not bisexual and didn't want to kiss each other. I also checked for scar marks around their pussy to make sure they are not post-op transgenders, couldn't find any and they were naturally wet. Both of them were tight, Min was extra tight. I do not want get into into more details, there is nothing worthy to mention. I ended up paying them 11,000 bahts for just 1. 5 hours and I didn't even cum. They spent most of their time talking in Thai and on their phones. When they were F'ing they would make fake noises but not Min, she was extra tight and I know some of her moans were real. The turn off was, in the breaks we took, they would be talking in Thai and laughing. She demanded more money when they were leaving and I didn't give in. They were in hurry to make me cum, I guess that's why she offered 4000 bahts for 3 hours because most of her clients finish in an hour or less and then they leave.

Overall, it was F'all experience in Bangkok. I was always a Tinder guy, I'd like to think I am an average looking guy (I'd like to think I am a 6) with a 7 inch uncut tool. I am of Indian origin but not an Indian national. I have been lucky with meeting girls on Tinder; mostly Caucasians and have had some great experiences. I have always found it easier to strike with a Caucasian than an Asian. Asian's prefer Caucasians.

I ain't no expert to give advice on this forum but I am sure you will be able to learn something from my mistakes. There are tons of girls out there who will actually get wet for you, yes it's a lot of work to do but trust me its worth it. Tinder is a good place to start, but I'd recommend local bars and friends circle. For a lot of guys who are a bit less social like me or have zero to small social circle (or social life) trying making it an effort to go out with work mates or friends and meet people at pubs and bars. There are tons of girls out there who want meet guys to F and not for $$ You know that feeling, when the girl really wants to worship your cock because that's the only thing that is going to bring her joy that night, you don't get that feeling with most hookers. I know, they are doing it for money but it's their effin' job to do it like they mean it.

A lot of reviews on these escorts on their agency page are fake. And most girls are in business until they make enough money and find some rich guy who can look after them. No wonder why so many old Caucasians are married to these not so great looking (some good looking) Asian girls. Because they are submissive and do anything their partners ask.

I think I am going to take a break from F'ing and take up abstinence from sex for while, just to get over this experience. This experience has kind of put me off of sex, I know it's temporary and it is still fresh (it happened only a few hours ago). I hope the rest of the trip will be great and hopefully meet some great people.

The only positive thing about this whole thing was, when those 2 Thai hookers left my room, I got a call from the Lobby asking me if I was Okay. One thing is for sure, I don't think Asian chics will do for me.

Here are their ads.

http://bangkok.backpage.com/FemaleEs...846535/5269998

http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/cas/...218893946.html

http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/cas/...226476348.html

I have also attached pdf's of their ads.

Anyway, I think I will be over it pretty soon. I think the best way to meet a hooker is also at bars and pubs or one of these expensive Gogo bars. They do have good looking ones and hence the reason why they are expensive.

I just hope everyone comes here and share their experiences so that they don't waste the money on hookers that are not worth. I am sure there are plenty of good ones out there, they just need to identified and this website can help us find them.

Well, that was my experience and I hope you guys do not end up meeting the the kind of hookers I met.

Happy hunting.

P.S. Please ignore the typos. It is still 5 am, I am sleep deprived and sex deprived, you can imagine how hard it is for me to write.

[Michager]

Hi,
Its been a while since I had any fun time in Thailand. I am there in early August for 4 days and trying to work out if I should be 2 days BKK and 2 days Pattaya or just 4 days in one location.

In town from a Friday to Tuesday so just not sure where the most fun will be had.

If I were you, I would stay Friday to Sunday in BKK and Sunday to Tuesday in Pattaya. Or I would stay all days in BKK. My reason is, that I like to go to clubs, the clubs at BKK are much better and there is more fun on the weekend. The places I go in Pattaya don't vary so much depending on the weekday.

But that is. Of course. A matter of taste.

[FreeFall16]

Hi,

Its been a while since I had any fun time in Thailand. I am there in early August for 4 days and trying to work out if I should be 2 days BKK and 2 days Pattaya or just 4 days in one location.

In town from a Friday to Tuesday so just not sure where the most fun will be had.

Background. I have done a lot of mongering in BKK and a little in Pattaya. Not into heavy drinking and would like to get in some daytime fun too.

Open to advice.

[ThomKatt]

Hey fellas,

Just a quick question, I have a opportunity to take an overnight layover in Bangkok, arriving into DMK at 11:55 pm on a Friday night. And then Taking off at 10 am the next morning. Wondering if there's a possibility to get some action in, or anything to do to occupy my entire night? I'm not a cheap charlie, but I definitely don't want to book a hotel for such a short stay.

If I remember correctly, Nana plaza closes around 2-3 am on Fri. And Saturday nights. There's also an in-house short time hotel.

Does Soi Cowboy have something similar? And what time do they usually close? I've been there before, but never mongered.

What about the BJ bars and soapies / massage places? I know most places post that they close around midnight and 1 am.

Anything open all night long like East Asian spas?

Thanks for your info / help.

[Kerrstar]

We all can stink at times. Many of the rest of us have learned to make wide circles around such groups or inhale deeply and hold your breath until they pass.

You think that's bad, try sitting on a plane to Pakistan for 5 hours!

[Dive Monger]

Again, a full time resident has completely different needs than a regular visitor or part time resident. We live here. Cowboy was where we would hang out. Like our local neighborhood bar but with a very nice twist. Of course the gals were a focus, but not the only focus by far. And the music was not near as loud in most bars as it is today. Company of these gals? They are great for sex and playing around a bit, but I have never found them to offer much in the way of any meaningful conversation. FFS, most only have a 6th grade education. Nah, we went to the bars to hang out, drink, and shoot the breeze with our mates, then when it was time for a shag, grab a gal and go. It was an expat hangout. Now it is a tourist attraction.

On my trip last month I found Cowboy to be a bit off-putting compared to years ago. I like the more mild music and less pushy kind of thing. I ended up being much more comfortable hanging out in the beer bars around Soi Diana and LK Metro. Much more my style now, and I ended up shooting the breeze with a number of fellows, both visitors as well as some expats. Where would you say the expats mostly hang out nowadays? I'll head there on my next trip.

[Dive Monger]

I think it has more to do with diet than anything else.

Not sure about that. I've done Asian women in the west, who eat mostly a western crap diet. And they still smell and taste much better than their western sisters in the same brothel or social milieu. I thought it was diet too at first, but my experience seems to indicate diet is only part of it.

[Mogwai]

Many Thais have noses that can detect odours that we might miss.

Do you mean the dogs in the bars?

(sorry, couldn't resist LOL).

[Red Kilt]

I think it has more to do with diet than anything else.

Absolutely correct Goat.

When I lived and worked in Australia I frequently travelled to various places for work. Every time I returned from overseas, my wife and kids would comment on how my body smell was "different" when I returned home. I am always very clean and use deodorants etc and yet they detected the change as soon as I walked in the door.

The most significant comments came after I had 15 days in Libya in 2000 (pre-revolution and when Gaddafi was still boss). The curries, biryani rice and spices definitely affected me and manifested themselves in body odor.

I live in Philippines now and my diet of brown rice, lots of fruit and veg and lower levels of meat definitely reduces my body odor despite sweating a whole lot more. This is my own experience and we all have different physiologies so YMMV but I know that diet affects me significantly.

[Goatscrot]

I don't understand why guys would go to Cowboy to see the other customers. I have never been the type to need a wingman. Some of us, like Natty Bumpo and myself preferred the company of sexy girls over other mongers with a very different mindset to our own. Cowboy is not the place to go chatting with buddies unless you are at an outside bar. The music is too loud for starters.

The main reason for going to Cowboy bars is surely to find a very good looking girl with the right attitude for sex, or just a quick survey of the scene if the talent is below par.
Over last 6 years, Sheba and Suzie Wong were a great source of girls for threesomes, which were expensive of course, and I have given them away now that all my favourites are gone. Also found a few favourites that were very good looking at Crazy House and most of those are now gone. Replacements don't come easy..

Again, a full time resident has completely different needs than a regular visitor or part time resident. We live here. Cowboy was where we would hang out. Like our local neighborhood bar but with a very nice twist. Of course the gals were a focus, but not the only focus by far. And the music was not near as loud in most bars as it is today. Company of these gals? They are great for sex and playing around a bit, but I have never found them to offer much in the way of any meaningful conversation. FFS, most only have a 6th grade education. Nah, we went to the bars to hang out, drink, and shoot the breeze with our mates, then when it was time for a shag, grab a gal and go. It was an expat hangout. Now it is a tourist attraction.