FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Optimist]

KosherKowboy. Well you have got a lot of stick for stealing a towel. Maybe it's not a good thing to do but I'm not sure you need to be banned from Germany for that. Of all the bad things I've seen and heard about in the clubs over the years, stealing a towel is the least.

And to my mind your lack of social etiquette is as nothing to that displayed by Sharks and many of its staff.

Where are the voices raised in anger against the rudeness of Sharks staff (I'd gladly give them a towel if it meant they deigned to treat me like a human being), the inability of the club to provide a reliable water source, and so on. ?

As for your punishment. Well, as I know Sharks management totally ignores any principles of natural justice (I cannot put details in an open forum) I suggest that we all take a towel from Sharks and give them to you.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Good report otherwise, everything is Kosher, lol. Too bad you didn't remember the names of all the girls.

Speaking of bathroom, during a recent trip I saw this one Asian dude standing there in the shower and gleefully uri $$ nat$ing right there and then. I guess he abides by the Costanza dictum, if you gotta go then you gotta go. Anyway, as he was upstream from me, I was beyond disgusted and quickly ran out and complained to the front desk ladies but they simply shrugged.

What would you do if you saw such a thing? Slap the idiot?

Glad you found the report ' Kosher'.

I noticed the same thing in some club visits, guys openly going in the shower. Some of them didn't even make an attempt to disguise it and at minimum turn the shower on while they went. I have also seen guys use the mouthwash cups and spit the residue on the shower floors when there exist sinks to do such. I said nothing to them, just did my things and walked out.

As to the girls names I can't remember them all, maybe two of them but there is no reason to out their names as I chose to discuss services openly instead. To me it was one or the other and I am not outing names if I list services. A few local guys who PM'ed me and highly advised me to go to Sharks (thanks to those guys by the way) also asked me not to reveal any names and I agree with them. No need to. The Germans already know the names, the tourists will either forget them or waste their time looking for some ladies that other men had great times in a P4 P game that is mainly a YMMV game.

Even if I did know the names of the girls I would only have posted them without listing specific services, I chose rather than to list the names of girls with a generic ' blowjob' to rather list the specific service I got and let my fellow tourists do their own hunting knowing the answer to the magic question of the BBBJ availability. Since the law has been in effect for some time now I think club management and even law enforcement is fully aware what goes on in their backyard so I felt it best to simply list my services I paid for in specific, the girls names entirely left out for their privacy so many guys like myself can get more info they seek on services. Finding the girls is up to the guys. I don't use other guy's lists of girls or reviews to decide who to choose, I do so based on my own chatter and gut feelings I get walking, looking and talking around. The hunt to me is half the fun.

I don't think it would be fair to the girls to mention their names outright, the fact they do BBBJ / CIM and possibly cause them an issue. . Plus I can't pronounce most of them but their privacy was the main reason you see no names.

I hope that respectfully answered the reason no girls names were mentioned.

[Rogue Nation]

This does not make sense. The clubs are not supposed to manage the girls since they cannot set the prices the girls charge. If they can determines who the girl sees outside the club, that would be pimp-like behavior.

Who says P6 business does make sense? They do not determine who the girl is seeing, not inside nor outside the club. They make money from the entry and don't want to lose that money.

[Horny Harry]

many guys had them so maybe they sell those, no clue but I want one. I figured I broke the law a good 6-7 times getting sucked the way I like so why not break one more and take something not rightfully mine. It is 100% cotton and made by the following company:

Since Sharks was basically two days for the price of one thanks to my Viagras, I shall bring two boxes next time and my larger backback so I can help myself to a robe, maybe two, a towel; will have to see.

Dealing drugs and stealing towels and robes. What a 'Kosher' Jewish gentleman. 😤 🙄

[Nick The G]

My trip ended with a nice hot shower, a fresh warm towel stuffed in my backpack and a giant grin on my face as I walked to the taxis.

..... I shall bring ... my larger backback so I can help myself to a robe, maybe two, a towel; will have to see.

Since you stated clearly and openly what you did and want to do again: please please stay away from Germany, for sure here we don't need this type of sociopathic character with ant****ial behavior!

[ExpatLover]

This does not make sense. The clubs are not supposed to manage the girls since they cannot set the prices the girls charge. If they can determines who the girl sees outside the club, that would be pimp-like behavior.

Everything is not black or white the things are mostly grey but for sure the girls never tell the management that they meet clients outside.

[Akibono]

None of the clubs tolerate girls seeing clients outside, except they pay a fee to the club. I only know of Oase having an official procedure for dating a girl outside. Artemis will kick girls out immediately if they just get a hint that she is meeting a client. Other clubs are a little more relaxed about it. In the end they want the girls and clients to pay entry and spend money in the club. That is their business model.

This does not make sense. The clubs are not supposed to manage the girls since they cannot set the prices the girls charge. If they can determines who the girl sees outside the club, that would be pimp-like behavior.

[UltraHappy]

You're into stealing towels and bathrobes from clubs?

I suspect that many bathrooms throughout Romania are copiously adorned with towels from Sharks and other FKKs.

[Member #4581]

Oh my. I don't know if you are being serious or facetious. If the former, I will just roll my eyes and shut up..

Good report otherwise, everything is Kosher, lol. Too bad you didn't remember the names of all the girls.

Speaking of bathroom, during a recent trip I saw this one Asian dude standing there in the shower and gleefully uri $$ nat$ing right there and then. I guess he abides by the Costanza dictum, if you gotta go then you gotta go. Anyway, as he was upstream from me, I was beyond disgusted and quickly ran out and complained to the front desk ladies but they simply shrugged.

What would you do if you saw such a thing? Slap the idiot?

[Kosher Kowboy]

You're into stealing towels and bathrobes from clubs? Guess they're going to have to start doing bag inspection checks when people exit.

I like to think of it is temporarily borrowing. Perhaps I will be overcome with Jewish guilt and return it to it's rightful owner in 22 days.

I'm actually in to 'showers of a golden color' but haven't figured that one out yet there but am sure there is a way. I can't imagine there isn't some Romanian willing to give me one for a few Euros.

But I really do love the towel. The Germans just make superior products to our garbage and I can not afford a Mercedes or BMW so the towel was my way of bringing a little piece of Germany back to the USA. The box of pretzels is already gone, needed something I could cherish for a lifetime. It's a very high quality towel. It has a much higher thread count than the towel I just used to dry off from a shower after fucking one of Austin's finest about an hour ago at the Red Roof Inn on Interstate I-35. The Germans should feel honored that such a low cost item of theirs is so highly desired across the pond, they have us beat from towels to cars.

And of course pussy for sale.

I think I will return the towel and exchange it for a fresh one next visit.

[Sirioja]

Jnp,

Sandra is taller than Mandy who is very small. Both are higher GFE and skillful than more impressive, sophisticated look Jeje. De. No Sandra, no Mandy, no Janine, no Breni on this not so crowded Sunday. Some new pretty girls. Also Ester, blond Jellis, Rebeka, Marina. Lat, top pole dancer tattooed Kim, Ada.

Blond Patricia silicon, Madalina, Melani, were there on Monday.

[Sirioja]

For fans, Brenda / Lea full naked, blond Elektra, Stefi with quite heavy make up, on this Sunday. Breni. Bu was working on Thursday and Saturday.

Some new pretty girls I never saw before: Jeni and her small friend just at the bottom of stairs, Lori with great tits, Eleonor, another long brunette hair, but too teeny looks for me, so had to work very hard to find a woman look: Jeje. De from Koln with blue eyes, one more so wet even before touching her clit, just caressing her silicon tits and belly made important liquid going outside her vagina. When starting licking her, she asked for fingers: 1, 2, 3 in full opened, property of, vagina. The best of sex with her, her skill is so average for BJ, so far below my expectations with my regulars. Nobody seemed to dare to go for such a sophisticated woman look, by far the most impressive look on this Sunday, among little girls, so she attracted me, only women attract me. Except wet tornado, Hessen level for sex really seem far below NRW at LR or even GT.

Good Sunday breakfast with salmon. Thanks to bar staff for Spa-Francorchamps. Moira was working at the bar on evening.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Snip. My trip ended with a nice hot shower, a fresh warm towel stuffed in my backpack and a giant grin on my face as I walked to the taxis.

Snip.

Since Sharks was basically two days for the price of one thanks to my Viagras, I shall bring two boxes next time and my larger backback so I can help myself to a robe, maybe two, a towel; will have to see.

You're into stealing towels and bathrobes from clubs? Guess they're going to have to start doing bag inspection checks when people exit.

[ExpatLover]

Took me 7 trips to Germany to finally find this place but I made it. It is now my favorite club but my only points of reference to compare it to are about 25 or so visits to Mainhatten and maybe 5 each to Oase and Artermis. I really want to go back to Berlin as I love the city but it sucks to read that Artemis has gone downhill. I really liked the small club feel of Mainhatten and fact I knew several there but they were all for the most part on vacation but as to BBBJ the girls seem to be either too scared to do it period or want extra money but I got lucky a few times and perhaps will give it another shot in the future when the full LU is back. Oase always had a good time but don't think the outdoors area IMHO matches up to Sharks as it appears the back part of Sharks with the bar / grill, pool and little wooden huts in back to fuck in, all the tables to eat at, a patio section out of the sun with a giant TV and so on are more fun for me than the Oase outdoors. Seems at Sharks they use every square inch while Oase has all that wasted grass and unfortunately it is not the kind of grass one can roll up and enjoy and for me I don't want to play kickball, soccer or ' kick the ball thru the girls pussy or tits or ass' defending the goal like a game you find on a New Jersey Boardwalk next to the taffy shop. Nor do I want to hike to the back of the field for those cabanas. Different tastes, different strokes for different folks.

Nothing I have seen compares to the inside of Sharks and Oase wasn't nearly as large and fun inside. So for me, Sharks wins. I also like how no matter where you are in the club there are places to fuck that are typical rooms, outdoor cabins, little dome shaped / rock rooms up top with the hot tubs and one section downstairs with tons of beds attached where you can openly fuck as one would at an on site swingers club but can also partition yourself off. You also don't have to walk to the front desk or the girl doesn't have to to pick up bed sheets as they appear to already be in place in each fuck room. Just pick girl and go. This is a very user friendly club...

Sorry but what is the interest to write such a long report that probably nobody will read from beginning to the end, thanks to summarize it.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Took me 7 trips to Germany to finally find this place but I made it. It is now my favorite club but my only points of reference to compare it to are about 25 or so visits to Mainhatten and maybe 5 each to Oase and Artermis. I really want to go back to Berlin as I love the city but it sucks to read that Artemis has gone downhill. I really liked the small club feel of Mainhatten and fact I knew several there but they were all for the most part on vacation but as to BBBJ the girls seem to be either too scared to do it period or want extra money but I got lucky a few times and perhaps will give it another shot in the future when the full LU is back. Oase always had a good time but don't think the outdoors area IMHO matches up to Sharks as it appears the back part of Sharks with the bar / grill, pool and little wooden huts in back to fuck in, all the tables to eat at, a patio section out of the sun with a giant TV and so on are more fun for me than the Oase outdoors. Seems at Sharks they use every square inch while Oase has all that wasted grass and unfortunately it is not the kind of grass one can roll up and enjoy and for me I don't want to play kickball, soccer or ' kick the ball thru the girls pussy or tits or ass' defending the goal like a game you find on a New Jersey Boardwalk next to the taffy shop. Nor do I want to hike to the back of the field for those cabanas. Different tastes, different strokes for different folks.

Nothing I have seen compares to the inside of Sharks and Oase wasn't nearly as large and fun inside. So for me, Sharks wins. I also like how no matter where you are in the club there are places to fuck that are typical rooms, outdoor cabins, little dome shaped / rock rooms up top with the hot tubs and one section downstairs with tons of beds attached where you can openly fuck as one would at an on site swingers club but can also partition yourself off. You also don't have to walk to the front desk or the girl doesn't have to to pick up bed sheets as they appear to already be in place in each fuck room. Just pick girl and go. This is a very user friendly club. From a monger's strategic point of view they have couches positioned looking all directions around the floor so you can keep an eye on anyone of interest in between sessions or while on the hunt. The bar is also round well oval so you can once again see girls from any angle you choose. This came in handy at night when the crowd poured in and one had to be aggressive a tad more as there was less time to think. That ' you snooze you lose time' seemed to come at about 8 PM both nights. At this time I found a great place to sit was the back side of the bar or the seats that are located right along the wall that borders the kitchen / dining area if memory serves correct as both allow a crystal clear view of the stairs or the downstairs rooms in the corners as well as the money boxes as the best girls are snagged so keep an eye out when they come down so you can grab them before the next guy. I would venture to say the best ones after 8 Pm you have at most a 5 minute window tops, they were flying off the shelves very fast. Don't let an Asian beat you to her, you will definitely miss out as he will most likely be easier for them to work over for more money and to also be back on the floor within about say 5 or 6 minutes so if you do have to wait one more round at least it won't be that long. This happened at Mainhatten too, a girl I wanted saw an Asian as I was approaching her and I was down for the count, but she was at the money box about 4 minutes later she used that room right past the glass sliding door.

I really haven't read much about it but they have these hourly it appears sauna infusions and as the day / night goes on they get hotter and hotter. I highly suggest this to anyone who hasn't been, there's a guy who walks around with a bell ringing it as they get ready for it but once it starts too late to walk in and once in too late to walk out. The guy passes out some exfoliate of some kind, pours water on the rocks and uses a fan like object to spread the heat and once done you can shower than hop in the cold water bath and literally feel like a new person. It was quite an experience and for us tourists a must do. The Germans probably don't view this as a novelty more so a common place thing they can do any day. Only problem was no one used the shoe boxes and I was one of the last out and grabbed what I thought were mine and some guy in the sauna opened it up and started going off on me in German until some other guy in German said something to him and I walked off in his shoes, told him good bye in a not so friendly way in Spanish and it wasn't ' adios amigo' and went to the front and exchanged them. What a clown, turns out the guy who said something to him I bumped in to later and he said the guy is a regular there and often stressed out and angry and he told him to just get another pair and chill out. I don't think I have ever seen anyone so upset over a piece of freaking plastic that is replaceable about 200 feet away. Try the infusion out, you won't regret it.

The locker rooms are nice, the showers nice but I had the unfortunate timing of walking in to one of the shower bays upon arrival to shower right after it appears some man lost his bowels and there was a huge pile of diarrhea beneath one shower that stunk so used another bay. As to the food I already had breakfast at the hotel but they had a very nice layout and no complaints about the grill. There is an outdoor sauna as well so make sure when you sit down to eat you don't sit at one of the tables with the view of the sauna unless you want to eat with a terrible peripheral vision of some naked guy or in my unfortunate case once again some guy was standing in the doorway of the sauna looking out with his dick in view for those diners and a group of girls were laughing at him, had I not known he was a man not one person could help but notice the dirty old guy was hairier than the famed porn star Hyapatia Lee from the 1970's and everyone had sausages on their plate. It was actually kind of comical. Perhaps I will bring a box of razors and donate them at the front desk next time in return for the towel I stole and robe I plan to acquire as well. Good things those girls clean up between blowjobs. Would suck to be after him no pun intended.

As to the girls, great quality for the most part. White girls, black girls, even asian girls. Short girls, tall girls, girls with silicone, heavier girls, younger girls, older girls, fatter girls, big breasted girls, small breasted girls and the list goes on! A true meat market. And than my favorite kind and this is why I like the FKK's where the girls have to walk around with exposed vaginas. I love the girls with meaty pussy lips hanging out. I call them ' bubble gum girls' as when you look at them standing their pussies are hanging out looking like someone stuck a huge wad of chewed up Bazooka pieces up their twats, you can not even see their labia not even when they are about to fuck you, your dick (unfortunately covered) just separates the bubble gum ball naturally. I chose a bubble gum girl for one fuck and she knew I was staring at her pussy at the bar and opened her legs up wider, she knew 50 E was forthcoming read me like a true hooker. She was a 20 something Hungarian with long black hair and smaller tits. The bubble gum sold me though. 50 E. Sucked me the way God intended as did every girl at Sharks. I also did a black girl. A blond German girl (so she says) from the Munich area (probably a lie) with silicone headlights. I did another silicone girl who said she was from Turkey. All in all I did 6 maybe 7. The 7th was my last and being the sick bastard I am I decided to find a low hanging fruit to get ready for my slum trip to the Madrid brothels but while aiming low a very hot white haired Romanian (probably not a lie just fake hair) walked down the stairs with a black guy so I fucked her. I have this thing, goes back almost two decades that I like to fuck hookers after they fuck a black guy as I assume their pussies will be stretched out to the max and with my large pussy fetish (sort of related to the bubble gum ones) I chose her and she was in fact loose as a goose so I felt victorious. This place seems to have absolutely anything a guy can want as to selection but get ready for the 100 mph fastballs in the evening as the girls are in ' revolving front door mode' more than the daytime and you must adjust or you will be fucking the 2nd string team.

I could not have asked for a better time. All my sessions were 50 E I believe for a half and half and 2 times I chose the 100 E CIM option mainly because one girl gave the best blowjob in ages so I made sure to blow that load in her mouth and another blond I did I simply could't cum with in the rubber so went with the CIM. It was an interesting CIM as I was expecting her to just suck and take the load in while bobbing up and down but at the point of no return she actually took her mouth off and I thought I was getting hosed for 50 E and she was just jerking me off but right when the cum shot out she put her lips right above the tip of my pecker wide open and in shot all the jizz and she took every drop and didn't stop to the point the first half of the load was already drooling out. A well spent 50 E or in her case 100 E. That was in one of the wooden Abraham Lincoln log cabins in back. I think there is also AC in there as it was nice and cool somehow.

She asked for a tip at the key box and I said no told her she got 100 E when she went for 50 E, that was her tip. I also always put in my money box a 50 E note and behind it a box of smokes with another 50 E note under it hidden so I can pay either 50 or 100 exactly and the girl sees in the box there are no 5's 10's, or 20's which basically sends them packing. One of the 50 E girls asked for a tip too also told no. She wanted a tip because I couldn't cum after the BJ and sex and she had to whack me off and said she worked hard and I told her she was done in 20 minutes, be happy and off she walked.

Other than that not one bit of upselling or hustling. All the girls were nice, no mean ones.

Now I must thank 5 German mongers for their business whoever they were perhaps they are reading. While at my locker on day two I was putting one of my instant Viagras in my mouth, they are sublingual and dissolve in 5 minutes and act within 15 minutes top. They come in a box of 30 and cost me $90. I had roughly 25 maybe in there. The guy offered me a 20 E note for one, done! A little while later he found me on the floor asked if I had more. When the sale was complete he and his four friends purchased 15 of them at 20 E a piece netting me 300 E (about $360) for what costs me $60. I was elated, they were happy too, all of us winners but for me basically a free day on the locals. My trip ended with a nice hot shower, a fresh warm towel stuffed in my backpack and a giant grin on my face as I walked to the taxis.

The driver thought when I told him the main station to train it back to Frankfurt he thought I wanted a ride to Frankfurt and told me 75 E. Came down to 50 E than 45 E and finally when I told him Darmstadt central he took my 40 E offer. Took him no time at all to get to Frankfurt and that speed got up to 186 Km / HR and it was like a Disney World ride, I can only wonder if we were going 186 how fast the Ferrari or Lotus (one of those two) was going when it zipped by us at lighting speed. I was in Frankfurt in no time, back at my hotel and shortly after stuffing my face with Turkish food in the RLD. The next day I headed home. I shall return in September and do Dietz, Sharks and than either Sharks / Oase (variety is the spice of life) to wrap up and in the middle of all that fun stuff my face with Tapas, pound down Sangrias and go brothel hopping in Madrid.

Since Sharks was basically two days for the price of one thanks to my Viagras, I shall bring two boxes next time and my larger backback so I can help myself to a robe, maybe two, a towel; will have to see.

For all you guys sitting at home wondering where to go in light of the new law your odds are best at Sharks but not guaranteed! 2 or 3 girls did mention they don't do BBBJ, maybe they lied to me and didn't trust me, maybe they really do CBJ who knows and who cares but the opportunity is yours to shall we say ' blow'. I will note of interest that during the day when I walked upstairs there was a girl sucking a guy off while he sat on the edge of the 2nd hot tub she was in the water so i can only assume the club knows what is going on. They both were aware of my presence and didn't stop although I walked away. What a country!

Don't cancel your trips, hop on the flight and get down to Darmstadt. My biggest regret is it took me 18 months to figure it out but never too late.