FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Member #4585]

I was in Sharks Friday, 22. Sept. 2017 and she was there.

Indeed, Hannah the Czech blonde was working during the IAA Messe period including right up to the end of the conference.

[Member #4585]

One girl well known on German boards for her oral skill wouldn't even budge on a 50 E ' up offer' from me, pointed at the condom sign in the room as well as the door. They live in fear (probably the upper management scaring them) of a raid at anytime and they are afraid the doors will be opened. Multiple women are afraid of the doors being opened on them. This has been echoed on every trip since July 1.

Yes, you are right.

The doors on the rooms at Sharks are unlocked. In the case of the caves up stairs they are just thin curtains.

I was getting a blowjob without a condom with my girl on her knees as I stood and some random old fat German walks in through the unlocked door to one of the door close-able rooms, like with no care in the world to take a look. My care just says "Busy" like there was no offence taken and taking the honest mistake it was and the random old fat German leaves without even an apology. It is so easy to do for someone to be caught out.

Only a few since July 1st have given me the BBBJ in the 50 E session, many do it in the 100 E session as one said if they will risk their job they want more money.

More and more there are girls asking for minimum for 100 euro for kissing to be included. I will take some time to write some experiences of Sharks girls that insist their pricing (for me, maybe not everyone) is 100 euro before these kissing items become inclusive and hinting even natural blowjob too in some case.

Thus far I believe natural blowjob is standard for the 50.

[Pistons]

Each to their own. A lot has changed at Oase. Probably more than at any other FKK club for the past 3-4 years. Mauro seems to be a guy who likes to change things around a lot. Most for the better and a few missteps in the past especially back when we had to pay for the food with those coupons (LOL). Rooms are intimate and good if you like to look at the girls from all angles while having sex seeing there are mirrors on all sides and even in the ceiling. Some might just prefer that.

[ExpatLover]

I haven't been in Oase for more than two years. As I can see from this report nothing been changed. Thanks for update. No needs to go there and check for any improvements.

Recommend you to go and to make your own opinion, Oase is still one of the best FKK in Germany.

[PunchBowl]

I was in Sharks Friday, 22. Sept. 2017 and she was there.

[Sirioja]

I haven't been in Oase for more than two years. As I can see from this report nothing been changed. Thanks for update. No needs to go there and check for any improvements.

Foods and the garden are the best at Oase. A club to go to rest, to take a day off fucking, restaurant and hotel for 50 before 4 pm.

[Jymondor]

Oase, however, was smokey, claustrophobic (inside anyway) crowded and (really filthy. Rooms had beds with disgusting stains on them, half drunk bottles of beer and used kleenex all over place. The VIP area was a total sausage party. I went based on recommendations from this board but I doubt I'll be back.

I haven't been in Oase for more than two years. As I can see from this report nothing been changed. Thanks for update. No needs to go there and check for any improvements.

[ExpatLover]

Mr Kosher, thank you for beautifully versed report. I don't talk about the hobby with absolutely nobody back in the US, so this was a breath of filthy-good air. McDonald's training could benefit from it, too. I am counting weeks and days till my next trip to the wonderland in November.

Cheers.

If I understand well your dream guy is one who needs to take pills to come and who is treating girls like a dog, sorry but it is not exactly what I am thinking about a nice day in a FKK, I need to accept that the world is changing for better?

[Smoke Light]

Mr Kosher, thank you for beautifully versed report. I don't talk about the hobby with absolutely nobody back in the US, so this was a breath of filthy-good air. McDonald's training could benefit from it, too. I am counting weeks and days till my next trip to the wonderland in November.

Cheers.

[Optimist]

Kosher. Great fun report.

I volunteer to join your birthday bash team.

[Universo Fkk]

Hello universo FKK,

Was in sharks yesterday, Friday around noon and again after midnight, and the blond czech MILF Hannah was not visible!

Maybe any news about this wonderful MILF with big silicon boobs? Does anyone see her in these last days?

Thank you so much in advance.

[ExpatLover]

Guten tag to my fellow fortunate European punters and mongers as well as perverted travelling Americans and overpaying Asians and others who may be passing thru, I hope it is a fine sunny morning and the weather in Hessen will hopefully be warm enough to allow you fine gentleman the opportunity to enjoy the outdoor garden and pool today. Sharks should be opening shortly, the chef is probably preparing your breakfast now and I hope you have a fine day if you may be one of the lucky ones to be able to go as I was my last day in the Deutschland. Please let me know what was for lunch today if one of you can be so kind. When I wake up in the morning several of you will have already had your daily dose of WG's and be stuffing your faces hopefully outside surrounded by hot pussy standing and sitting wrapped in pretty pink towels. Unless I have an evil twin stealing towels, FKK Sharks owned just as many towels when I left as when I walked in but I would absolutely love one of those pink ones to add to my collection as the white one has gone on several ' field trips' with me already, a pink one would open many more avenues for this dirty mind to pursue.

I chose Sharks as my last place to visit on September's Frankfurt / Madrid trip as my balls were empty, had nothing left in them and I knew there was no way after blowing lord knows how many loads in Mainhatten (that place has absolutely gone to shit) , various Madrid brothels and Dietz (my favorite joint in the world now, it's Disney World for a pervert) that I was best off investing the 50 Euros for the day in Darmstadt as at minimum I could enjoy the fine amenities and the food and perhaps come nighttime might build up a few million swimmers to fire out of my tired schlong lord willing..

What to see about a guy who is not able to come, who needs to take some pills and on top of that consider that the woman need to be trained like dogs, if you respect yourself you respect the others. Along way to go for some guys to understand why the girls are working in the clubs and what is the difference between sex (like animals or dogs.) and erotic.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Guten tag to my fellow fortunate European punters and mongers as well as perverted travelling Americans and overpaying Asians and others who may be passing thru, I hope it is a fine sunny morning and the weather in Hessen will hopefully be warm enough to allow you fine gentleman the opportunity to enjoy the outdoor garden and pool today. Sharks should be opening shortly, the chef is probably preparing your breakfast now and I hope you have a fine day if you may be one of the lucky ones to be able to go as I was my last day in the Deutschland. Please let me know what was for lunch today if one of you can be so kind. When I wake up in the morning several of you will have already had your daily dose of WG's and be stuffing your faces hopefully outside surrounded by hot pussy standing and sitting wrapped in pretty pink towels. Unless I have an evil twin stealing towels, FKK Sharks owned just as many towels when I left as when I walked in but I would absolutely love one of those pink ones to add to my collection as the white one has gone on several ' field trips' with me already, a pink one would open many more avenues for this dirty mind to pursue.

I chose Sharks as my last place to visit on September's Frankfurt / Madrid trip as my balls were empty, had nothing left in them and I knew there was no way after blowing lord knows how many loads in Mainhatten (that place has absolutely gone to shit) , various Madrid brothels and Dietz (my favorite joint in the world now, it's Disney World for a pervert) that I was best off investing the 50 Euros for the day in Darmstadt as at minimum I could enjoy the fine amenities and the food and perhaps come nighttime might build up a few million swimmers to fire out of my tired schlong lord willing. I found one girl at Dietz I fucked I think at least five times ( she will for now simply be known as XXX although two of you know her identity, we'll cap it at that for now) and not even she could get me to bust the last session the evening prior. She did her best and put in 110% effort just couldn't make it happen, the tank was dry. I figured if she couldn't get me to blast one out and deep in to her gaping and loose pussy (another fetish of mine) there was no reason to sit at Dietz on my last day and at Sharks I had a fighting chance of using the daytime to recharge the batteries to see if there might just be a little juice left in my travel buddy. I woke up at my usual 8 AM or so went down for the hotel breakfast and loaded up on tons of egg whites, salmon slices, cheese, yogurt to get the proteins in me and ate a ton of melons and cucumbers to ensure hydration and the flow of blood in to the hydraulic system. I finished my food, went to the room and than packed up to head to Sharks on discount day with all my needed tools in the forms of pills, gel and troches to use as needed. I walked to the station, hopped on the S3 to Darmstadt, got in a cab and paid my 50 E and was handed some very warm fresh towels. The lady at the entrance even smiled for once when my turn to pay arrived, I requested one of the larger lockers with only one key with tons of space as the prior week before Madrid she fucked me with one of those two key shit ones in the back and was a total kunt when I attempted to exchange said she had already scanned my key in and it would be 15 E more to switch given the time. On a side note as I mentioned Mainhatten I ended up seeing a good 6 guys at Sharks that day that I normally see at Mainhatten and half of them were there for the discount the other half have bailed on that place, as have I. ' The Hell with those Angels'.

I organized my locker and took a nice long hot shower, must have hit the button to turn the water back on at least 6 or 7 times as I needed to make sure all remnants of Club Dietzenbach and XXX's kunt was scrubbed and removed and all areas fresh for the wonderful, kind and sweet Romanians who eagerly awaited my Euros. I freshened up with some mouthwash and hit the floor. They seemed nice that day but I had to cast them away kindly and I spent the first hour enjoying the hot tubs and steam room downstairs. That steam room is great, perhaps one of the top 3 I have ever been in. After some good relaxation I hit the lockers and sucked down a 100 MG pack of Kamagra oral jelly as I was starting to feel relaxed and confident I had at least one pop in me. I sat at the bar, walked around a little moving couch to couch scouting out the potentials and drank a ton of water to get that jelly moving faster. About 30 minutes later the fast acting ingredients kicked in and I went on the hunt. I finally found one that seemed to smile, demonstrated flirtatious behavior and showed indications that she was interview worthy. She had long colored black straight hair, a smoker (aren't they all), mid 20's or so, medium height, slender figure with smaller tits and fluent in English. She claimed to be Hungarian. I sat down next to her and said Hello, and asked her what her name was. She proceeded to pass her interview. I took the young ' Hungarian' to the room or shall I say she took me to the room.

I got a blowjob from her that was very enjoyable and got rock hard thanks to that gel, she took her time, made good eye contact, swirled her tongue around it like candy, sucked it deep and applied various oral techniques than it was time to fuck. She got on top of me and rode for about 5 minutes and that god darn freaking rubber destroyed Kosher Junior; he went down but not for the count. She ripped off the rubber and jerked me off with some lube for a minute and rock hard once again and I squirted maybe a minute later. I shall now bring my own condoms in the future as I found out the girls will let you use your own, at least the ones I asked, maybe a YMMV thing but time will tell. I hate the fucking ones they use. She grabbed the sheets off the bed, opened the door, tossed them in the hamper and we proceeded to the money box where she was handed 50 E, she did not ask for a tip (she knew the answer would be no as during the interview she was told I don't tip that my tips are to repeat, like dogs you have to train these women at times.) I than got my silly double cheeked kiss and ' Dominica' walked thru the door in to the ladies area and I went to the water machine in the mess hell, sucked down a few glasses, had some pudding and went to freshen up. Dominica thinks I am in Germany on business for a month as I tossed that out to hopefully give her some incentive to behave better but I am also not stupid as I am far from the last American John to pull that lie out, we lie too, and they know our lies and bullshit lines just as we know theirs. It's such a fun game to play.

About an hour later lunch was served and the first one in line at the window waiting was that fat Chinese girl who walks around all day aggressively asking ' Thai Massage, sex' to any john who will even stop to listen to her. She loaded her tray up with a plate with shrimp piled higher than Mount Everest, about 10 spring rolls and had her rice served in a separate square shaped bowls they use. Lunch was Asian again, I chowed down on spring rolls, the curry chicken, some duck and lo mein or as the guy called them noodles. I than went upstairs for some peace and quiet to let my food digest. I fell asleep for a good hour I think and as I woke up heard ' Thai Massage' of all things. Jesus Christ, someone please fuck this woman, I finally wake up recharged and energetic and Mrs. Piggy is standing over me. I said ' no' rolled over and played dead like an opossum until I sensed she was gone than got up and moved to that rounded couch where one can look downstairs at the beauty seated around the bar and on the many couches. I heard the bell of the sauna guy ringing and proceeded to the sauna for the 4:00 session. Those treatments are great and repeated several times later. At about 7:00 I was feeling nothing cooking downstairs in the sperma factory and was set on one more and told myself if all fails and can't perform at all it's only 50 E, I came all this way from the USA may as well try as 50 E won't make or break me. I proceeded to my locker, got my Kamagra jelly pack out and I sucked down the grape flavored one and went on the floor. At this time the place was packed with guys, and Asians wandering around in force as well. The rooms were all full as I saw many ' couples' proceeding upstairs only to walk straight down in search of a place to fuck. The girls were even using the domes upstairs and the beds back in that section next to the back stage. A good hour went by, the Kamagra kicked in and along with the residual effects of the first pack I felt myself ready to go hunting again. I didn't want any of them, everyone of them gave me a bad vibe one even outright complained to me in Spanish the club let's too many women in. She would have been perfect but the last prozzie I will fuck is one in a bad mood, had her behavior been one of smiles and pleasantries she would have had 50 E but her bad mood got her chopped, not risking a punt on Mrs. Sour Grapes. I never fuck a hooker who isn't making money as they are usually more often than not angry and will not pull thru. Happy hookers are the best and the happy ones are churning johns in and out. Just calling it the way that works for me, we all have our styles.

Some more time went by and I was seated on a couch near the bar and I was just ready to say 'fuck it'; empty my box, get dressed and call it another trip in the books and look forward to the next one and as I started to get up adjusted the towel around my expanding waistline thanks to an overdose of tapas in Madrid and as I tossed the second towel over my shoulders I made eye contact with a girl who just happened to turn her head around and look towards the bar and eyes met eyes. I knew she was it, she knew she had 50+ E, time to play ball. I had found her. Those were the eyes I had been looking for to get a nightcap going, she knew I wanted her, she wanted my money, I knew I would be fucking her at some point and she knew she had me locked in for a minimum 50 E without a word spoken. My gut told me she was going to try to hustle me in to an hour or CIM, I knew I had to try to get the upper hand and knew she was going be walking over and I needed to get away. Part of my interview process is often observation and if I let her attack me I would lose that chance. I smiled, pretended not to give a shit and went to another couch. Well, that didn't work. She was in my lap within 10 seconds. She's a shark for sure. Very aggressive, most will say Hello, or sit down next to me but this one has some experience knows how to hustle well none of them ever jump in my lap and certainly not a ' rookie hooker. ' And thus began her interview. She was Romanian, 5'4 and maybe 105-110 pounds, her light brown hair down to the bottom of the neck or so. She is a very soft spoken girl and fluent in obviously Romanian, German, English, Italian and Spanish. She's obviously very educated, a smart cookie as they say and her English was conjugated to perfection and words used were quite advanced. This is when it gets entertaining for me and I knew a fun session was on the way but would first play the game and let her think she is playing me, not my first or last rodeo and no way in hell this was her first rodeo, far from. I must say I am in it for sex but at times part of the game is dealing with BS and I actually enjoy hearing and listening to hooker lies and just pretending like I believe them and enjoy what they have to tell me and smile and listen and play the game. It's not like I have anything better to do with my time. Smoke grass, fuck hookers, eat, sleep, watch the stock and bond markets (I even watch the DAX and the FTSE and the CAC in the early AM here!) run several fantasy football leagues, a basketball league, a baseball league and travel.

We all know hookers lie all around the world, in America it is usually a dead dog excuse, a flat tire, grandma died for the millionth time in 3 years and so on. In Europe they are different I am sure but what she told me doesn't cut 'mustard. ' She asked my name and where I was from the usual questions. She than asked me how many times I had been to Sharks and the correct 5 became 15 and when she asked how many trips to an FKK Club I had made went from about 40 or 45 to ' I don't know, well over a 100 at least I don't count them anymore. ' I asked her how long she had worked at Sharks and the answer was ' two days. ' I than asked her what club she worked prior only to be told ' none'. So I asked her ' this is your second day doing this' to which she replied ' yes. ' She told me she had just arrived in Germany. And I am Santa Clause. I knew she was full of it, no way her behavior up to this point matches that of a girl on her second day sucking and fucking. Anyway, ' perhaps ' she is new to FKK's and Sharks but she's been selling that pussy quite a while somewhere in Europe if not Germany. I wasn't born yesterday. I asked her what she did prior. The answer was ' McDonald's ' . At this point I am laughing to myself, two days ago she is in Romania flipping burgers and ringing up Big Mac Specials on a cash register and two days later she is fluent in German (perhaps she did learn German prior, who knows) and by all demonstrations of her behavior an experienced prostitute. To me all of the above is entertainment and part of my entry fees. She told me she also was trained in massage therapy. That part I believed making the McDonald's job two days prior much more unbelievable. Perhaps she did work at McDonald's at some point but it must have been in the past some time not two days. I actually needed a massage had actually considered one earlier. Some of the locals told me a Bulgarian think goes by Stephan maybe is one of the best and I would need to sign up quickly as he is booked up especially on Wednesdays. This tute had now provided me some fun entertainment so it was now time to tap that pussy and get a massage as well and for me it's also free Spanish practice, a '3 for 1 deal. '.

Off to the room we went. One would think a new girl working at Sharks would head up the main stairs to a room only to walk down once she finds them full of activity but this one with only two days under her belt didn't bother with those stairs, she took me by the hand up the other stairs to the hot tub area. I had no clue there is a huge room up there behind the tubs and as we got close to the room she stopped to hold my hand, there's a little area of rocks with two stepping stones that one could easily trip on if they didn't know they were there, like someone who has been working there two days. She than told me it was her favorite room there, I guess she has been banged in every room in Sharks in two days time and decided the one empty room during rush hour was available and also her favorite.

It actually is a cool room, the music you hear faintly but it is decorated quite well. I get massages often and the minute she started I knew she had told the truth about being a therapist but I also knew from the style and speed she was running the clock. She wasn't tossing the ball down field, she was hammering the running back up the middle on first and second down and throwing on third down to wear down the defense and run that clock. She knew how to play ball, no doubt. I was fine with this, I'd let her work her way in to the red zone, deny the end zone as you will usually come up a winner if you give up field goals and not touchdowns. I was truly enjoying the massage and she did lots of blowing warm air in the ears, nibbling on the earlobe etc. I also had a gut feeling she would ask for an extension to an hour so I was already ready with the 75 E for 45 minutes counter offer. Well sure enough, once she got done with the neck, shoulders, upper and lower back she asked about the hour and I told her 75 E let's do 45 min. She didn't ask for the hour again or push for it, just agreed. She managed to get me for 25 more Euros but I also got what I wanted. I flipped over and she rubbed me down with warming oils, slid her body up and down me stroked my cock to stiffness all the things that are found in the McDonald's employee manual for trainees prior to working the line and cashier. The blowjob was next and I would bet every dollar I have to my name, as well as my house, the 970 Euros in my passport that she gives the best blowjob of any cashier or burger flipper that has ever worked a cashier or the hot line at any fucking McDonald's back to the days of Ray Croc and you can add Burger King, Hardees, Carl's Jr. , Wendy's, Dairy Queen, Sonic, Checkers, In and Out Burger and Whataburger to that list too. That BJ was off the charts to the point I didn't want it to end and considered a potential upgrade but she wanted to fuck and I entered her in doggie but those gone darn rubbers fuck everything up! Send me back to Dietzenbach, I want to go home!! I miss 'XXX!' At that point I wished I was up the road at my favorite place blowing my load deep in to the semen dumpster between the legs of XXX. She is actually Bulgarian not German, little communication errors, it was via a translator on her Smartphone (I wonder if a Muslim got it for her and taps it to it to see her activity) that allowed us to communicate.

Well you can't have it all, I let the Romanian burger flipper jerk it out of me after all we all know the best handjobs are tough in the back of McDonald's so I knew she would make that thing blast. She gave me one hell of a HJ to finish me off and did a little edging in there she truly is a pro by all definitions of the word. She made Junior blast one last time and that load shot out of my dick and have no clue where it landed, I'm guessing it made landfall somewhere in Oak Brook, Illinois. She was a lot of fun, from the moment of eye contact to payment and everything in between, I got my money's worth and the last blast for September's trip was a great one. But she wasn't done yet, she still had one pitch left.

We went down to the box so I could get her the 75 E but I only had a 50 note and the ' just in case' spare 50 in my cigarette pack. I like to smoke in Germany and talk to the hookers and enjoy a puff. She looked at that extra 50 like a hungry dog but she also watched me walk it to the front desk to change it but the cashier couldn't get me proper change to make 75 E even so she got 80 E. ' Andra or Anra' ' than kissed me good bye, I hit the showers, got dressed, tossed all my towels in the hamper and walked out. I than bargained with a cabbie for door to door Frankfurt service, wasn't going to pay 50 (he started at 65) my offer was 40 and told the guy thanks but I'll ask the next guy he came back with 45 and stuck out his hand to shake mine. I shook his hand, hopped in and off to Frankfurt I went with my precious life in the hands of a Muslim driving a beautiful Mercedes. My mother God bless her was probably cursing my father at this point for dissolving her trust seeing me spend my money in such foolish and dangerous ways and writing this rubbish on the internet when she tried her hardest to get me to write normal writings. Mama Kosher wrote children's books, I write this shit. Well as they say, ' Shit Happens. ' We than drove by what appears to be the German version of Home Depot and than an Aldi, which only reminded me of XXX up the road. Soon we were on the autobahn and moments later passing Messe Frankfurt and some giant beer brewery with 4-5 giant beer tubs and I had him drop me in the RLD so I could eat my final meal at that great Turkish joint.

Now I am back here in hell, toying around on the British Airways site as my birthday arrives in December and I plan to be 5,000 miles away from home in a city situated about 20 km NE of Darmstadt and 20 km SE of Frankfurt on / or around that day. I will see XXX hopefully if she is there (early December is great tute hunting time as they have to load up on money as by the 15 of the month they need be home or buying gifts) . I think I will pay for a few strange guys to gangbang her first while I watch, get her nice and stretched open and loose and rip that pussy to fucking shreds for the birthday boy; they don't put sheets on the bed for nothing!! I will also have to hire a fluffer, one of the fat pigs will suffice for that role. They will be allowed a tube of lube and all rolls of paper towels will be tossed out the windows. But before I count my chickens before they hatch I will first have to figure out the policy at Dietz about how many men one girl can go to the room with and hopefully it is up to the girl and without a doubt XXX can handle whatever is tossed her way as I counted 17 rooms one day she did. I also wasn't there for 3 hours that day so I am sure she surpassed 20. I like at Dietz how the girls do all the housework and come and go while the guys take showers so I have no doubt she will end my evening straddling over me in that cesspool they call a shower emptying her bladder all over me before I hit the shower myself. In order to ensure said activity she will get a small glass of water to chug down between men. I did see a sign that said no urination in the shower but rules are meant to be broken in my world.

Have a good day.

[Jmioffe]

Oase, however, was smokey, claustrophobic (inside anyway) crowded and (really filthy. Rooms had beds with disgusting stains on them, half drunk bottles of beer and used kleenex all over place. The VIP area was a total sausage party. I went based on recommendations from this board but I doubt I'll be back.

Oase can be pretty rough in the colder months, I agree. All those little ventilation-less rooms wind up smelling like cheap perfume, cigarette smoke, sweat and sex.

[MrExperienced]

I'm a huge fan of FKKs with outdoors areas. I like Oase better than Sharks for outdoors, because Sharks is kind of in an industrial area, and Oase is really in the countryside. That said, when I was last at Oase at the beginning of this month, they had already stopped the outdoor dining. I think if the weather is nice, you can still lounge outdoors at both clubs, but don't expect it to be as great of a scene as during the hotter months. I'd say it's still worth going, if you're there for the girls. If you find them hot when the weather's hot, you'll probably still find them hot when the weather's not.

I had a great time at Sharks this past weekend. Lots of natural boobs, nice atmosphere and I really love the high ceilings. Wish I'd returned there the next night.

Oase, however, was smokey, claustrophobic (inside anyway) crowded and (really filthy. Rooms had beds with disgusting stains on them, half drunk bottles of beer and used kleenex all over place. The VIP area was a total sausage party. I went based on recommendations from this board but I doubt I'll be back.