Bangkok Reports

[Dinotrex]

Are you joking about bathing once a month?

P.S. - I am clean (bathe at least once a month), white (depending on how long I have been in the sun), and a God damn good looking man (depending on lighting, not that I can always depend on that lighting).

Thanks in advance.

[EihTooms]

The "Talking Thai", Thai to English dictionary app from Paiboon Publishing has a high quality audio function in addition to the dictionary and has just about any sex related word you can think of such as fuck, blow job, cum, pussy, clitoris, dick etc. Plus a few insults if you are so inclined like asshole, fucker and dickhead. I loaded it on my iPod a few years ago for about $25 US.

Thanks for the lead. But for me it wouldn't be all that useful to know those words exactly. I mean, generally it is solved by just pointing to those areas of the body. The useful factor for me would be to hear loud and clear a fluent Thai speaker ask specialized sexual/P4P questions that might not be the standard procedure like, "Will you finish a blowjob with me cumming inside your mouth?", "Will you finish by swallowing my semen?", "Will we fuck like a real boyfriend and girlfriend, without condom, and I finish inside your pussy?" Things like that.

Asking about standard stuff like licking around the edges (if at all), slipping on a condom and regular FS procedure is kind of unnecessary IMO. Most of the time a man wouldn't have to clearify that kind of thing upfront in an interview at all. He could just pay the barfine, take her hand and go. But you sometimes have to mime and repeat a question 2-3 times to get them to understand that, no, when you acted out a BJ and pointed to your mouth that did not mean while wearing a condom and it did not mean you wanted to finish cumming ON her mouth. LOL.

Does that talking dictionary have those kinds of more difficult, non standard questions in it?

[Christian G]

Thanks a lot for the info. Is it necessary to buy a drink for yourself or a lady drink in these places?

No, drinks or ladydrinks are not mandatory. Up to you. You can just grab your girl outside and go directly upstair for the BBBJ.

[Soroche]

Are you talking about Thai words and phrases for ordinary meeting, greeting and conversation type communication or words and phrases specific to sex, sex acts and the P4P scene?

I have never encountered a useful one for the latter (the sex phrasebook) but would download and install such an app if there was one. I have seen various written phrases here and there on these sites. But nothing like an app where there is a recording of a native Thai speaker saying it clearly and accurately.

However, there are several apps that do that kind of thing for ordinary meeting, greeting and communication words and phrases.

The one I used in the beginning was the Learn Thai Pro Phrasebook app by Codegent. I don't know if it is available in the Apple App Store but it is available in the Google Play Store. Don't remember how much it cost but was probably less than $2 USD 4-5 years ago. There is a free version of it but I don't think the free one has words and phrases related to dating and a few other useful categories.

The "Talking Thai", Thai to English dictionary app from Paiboon Publishing has a high quality audio function in addition to the dictionary and has just about any sex related word you can think of such as fuck, blow job, cum, pussy, clitoris, dick etc. Plus a few insults if you are so inclined like asshole, fucker and dickhead. I loaded it on my iPod a few years ago for about $25 US.

[Syzygies]

Does anyone have a good list of Thai phrases to use with Thai girls easy enough for non Thai speakers?

You can't just read a list of Thai phrases and expect to be able to use them with Thai girls. There is a major issue. Many Thai words have vowel sounds that are not so similar to English or American vowels. They are closer to German vowel sounds, but still the odd strange one. There are also 3 consonant sounds not really in English and others like G, L and R vary from English way. Finally there are 5 different tones to deal with, and only low tone is really like English way of speaking. Even making syllables long or short can be tricky as a learner.

So hearing Thai spoken is critical, and in a quiet environment. Our ears can't even hear Thai correctly. You need a teacher at the start to help you change your pronunciation to get it close to understandable. It is possible for a Thai girl to teach you, if she is very patient and speaks slowly and clearly.

You are probably much better of with Thai girls that can speak English. Although 25 years ago I spent much time with Thai girls with virtually zero English, that forced my Thai to progress.

Some day I will post a list of sexual words and phrases here, but it will be intended for those who can already speak Thai a bit or understand Thai pronunciation.

Took me six months to get a really good grip on Thai pronunciation and that was at age 35. It is not that easy. After understanding pronunciation, the rest starts to come easy. Grammar is very simple, it's just Vocab after that. 25 years later, I am still studying Thai Vocab.

Here is a website for Thai Sexual phrases:
http://www.thai-language.com/id/589875

Paiboon Thai-English-Thai Talking Dic. App is very good and has some sections that include phrases on various topics, including for chatting to girls I think. However it is not a teaching of basics thing. More a good reference dictionary.

[Member #4551]

You should be able to get exactly what you described in:

L0lita's Bar.
Kasalong Bar.
Wood Bar.
Som's Haven.
Magic Table.
Lollipop1.
Star of Light.

And a few others in and around Bangkok.

Do you have a link to the articles stating Farangs might not be welcome at such establishments? Sounds like an amusing read.

Awesome!!

Woods bar is the one I've heard about the most. Will check it out tonight!

Will send you PM, as I didn't think links were allowed.

[Slash787]

You should be able to get exactly what you described in:

L0lita's Bar.
Kasalong Bar.
Wood Bar.
Som's Haven.
Magic Table.
Lollipop1.
Star of Light.

And a few others in and around Bangkok.

Thanks a lot for the info. Is it necessary to buy a drink for yourself or a lady drink in these places?

[Banana Boi]

Arrived around 8:30 pm. I was surprised to see how many girls were already available. Some still doing their make up on the floor. I was even more surprised how few guys there were. Even until I left around 10 pm there were very few guys. Since a hot topic about Thermae is whether farang or Indian men are welcome. All farang and indian men I saw in there seemed to be able to talk to the girls they approached. Saw a girl or should I say lady since she looked 40+ and an indian guy spend over an hour together in the middle section.

As usual, the best area is on the left side as you walk in from Sukhumvit. From the cashier to about half way down the wall. Maybe 5 or 6 girls I would have taken from that section. I noticed a couple of very petite girls under 145 cm. Both very very good looking and young looking. Both were snatched within a minute of hitting the floor by a Japanese perv. One literally within seconds.

All in all the talent was down from my last visit about 6 months ago. Maybe because I recognize over half of the girls in the place. There were still 10 girls I could have easily went with. I decided not to go with anyone since I wanted to go to Soi Cowboy. I'll be back in a week or so.

[Banana Boi]

The one I used in the beginning was the Learn Thai Pro Phrasebook app by Codegent. I don't know if it is available in the Apple App Store but it is available in the Google Play Store. Don't remember how much it cost but was probably less than $2 USD 4-5 years ago. There is a free version of it but I don't think the free one has words and phrases related to dating and a few other useful categories.

Agree this is a good app. It's around 150 baht to purchase.

[Smoothy]

I thought you were skipping Bangkok for the time being?

Just October.

[EihTooms]

Arrive tomorrow.

Absolutely blow away (excuse pun) with the notion of walking into a place, getting a beer, getting blown, cleaned up and then walking away happy. A couple of online articles have said that Farangs may not be welcome at some of these establishments.

Would like nice recos for places I can safely go to without being turned away.

P.S. I am a clean white looking, good looking Brit-Indian.

You should be able to get exactly what you described in:

L0lita's Bar.
Kasalong Bar.
Wood Bar.
Som's Haven.
Magic Table.
Lollipop1.
Star of Light.

And a few others in and around Bangkok.

Do you have a link to the articles stating Farangs might not be welcome at such establishments? Sounds like an amusing read.

[EihTooms]

Does anyone have a good list of Thai phrases to use with Thai girls easy enough for non Thai speakers?

Are you talking about Thai words and phrases for ordinary meeting, greeting and conversation type communication or words and phrases specific to sex, sex acts and the P4P scene?

I have never encountered a useful one for the latter (the sex phrasebook) but would download and install such an app if there was one. I have seen various written phrases here and there on these sites. But nothing like an app where there is a recording of a native Thai speaker saying it clearly and accurately.

However, there are several apps that do that kind of thing for ordinary meeting, greeting and communication words and phrases.

The one I used in the beginning was the Learn Thai Pro Phrasebook app by Codegent. I don't know if it is available in the Apple App Store but it is available in the Google Play Store. Don't remember how much it cost but was probably less than $2 USD 4-5 years ago. There is a free version of it but I don't think the free one has words and phrases related to dating and a few other useful categories.

[Member #4551]

I walked by there the other day and the girls seated outside all said "come inside!" I asked them "what kind of bar is this?" and they all replied in unison "BLOW JOB BAR!" all smiling. They grabbed my arms and tried to lead me inside and said "inside!" However, I am confused as to whether they would accept me since I recently read a post that farangs may not be welcome.

P.S. - I am clean (bathe at least once a month), white (depending on how long I have been in the sun), and a God damn good looking man (depending on lighting, not that I can always depend on that lighting).

Do you think I have a chance of getting a BJ there? This is truly a conundrum.

Thanks in advance.

I thought you were skipping Bangkok for the time being?

[Smoothy]

I am desperately wanting a blowjob at [CodeWord900] BJ bar and I am very concerned. I walked by there the other day and the girls seated outside all said "come inside!" I asked them "what kind of bar is this?" and they all replied in unison "BLOW JOB BAR!" all smiling. They grabbed my arms and tried to lead me inside and said "inside!" However, I am confused as to whether they would accept me since I recently read a post that farangs may not be welcome.

P.S. - I am clean (bathe at least once a month), white (depending on how long I have been in the sun), and a God damn good looking man (depending on lighting, not that I can always depend on that lighting).

Do you think I have a chance of getting a BJ there? This is truly a conundrum.

Thanks in advance.

[Member #4551]

Arrive tomorrow.

Absolutely blow away (excuse pun) with the notion of walking into a place, getting a beer, getting blown, cleaned up and then walking away happy. A couple of online articles have said that Farangs may not be welcome at some of these establishments.

Would like nice recos for places I can safely go to without being turned away.

P.S. I am a clean white looking, good looking Brit-Indian.