Lisbon

[Mongerer88]

Hello,

Soon in Lisbon for a few days. Interested for an erotic massage by quality ladies, not expensive ones, no penetration but I want to be pleased. Any ideas?

Thanks.

TantraYou seems to be the most highly rated place, and one poster also recommended looking at the website docemassage.

Note that each post has a number on the far top right.

If you will read posts 2242, 1933, and 1895, you will find reviews and recommendations.

You can also use the search function after you have logged in and type in massage once you are in the Lisbon thread to find more information.

[MarcoMani]

Hello,

Soon in Lisbon for a few days. Interested for an erotic massage by quality ladies, not expensive ones, no penetration but I want to be pleased. Any ideas?

Thanks.

[Georgel24]

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[Mongerer88]

Thank you Dolf S for the Lila review. It is great to know that she speaks perfect English and provides customers the opportunity to see a genuine black lady from South Africa without having to travel there (where I have read iffy things about the ease of seeing providers). Plus a lot of vacationers stay in Cascais to be near the ocean, so it is great to know of a lady using that area as her base. We respect your decision to not provide details, but many readers want those. So I looked through her gp-pt.net reviews and found them to be excellent in terms of performance, with DFK, BBBJ including deep throat and lots of saliva, and excellent anal sex all being offered. The reviewers found her to have a pretty face and a great lean body, but a few reviewers found her breasts to be her slight weak point.

Here once again is Lila's link, which is included in an earlier thread.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhante-Lila-3304.html

On another note (completely unrelated to Lila who is an independent with no connection to escortprivada), I assisted a guy on a Canadian board with ladies to possibly see from escortprivada. He is an experienced reviewer who sees too-notch ladies in Canada. He saw Alexandra Mendes and he was very pleased. Of course it would be great if he posts here, but if not, here is a copy of the applicable section of his review on the Canadian board of a session occurring a few days ago:

"In Lisbon I saw Alexandra, and had an excellent appointment; http://escortprivada.com/escort/alexandra-mendes/ She is that smoking hot bartender you see at the hotel and wonder how you could hook up. Such a pretty face! I'm not usually one for implants, but hers are well done and her body is fantastic. All the usual GFE. Great LFK / DFK and impressive BBBJ / DT. She is fun-loving, full of laughter and I quickly felt very comfortable. She does this part-time between shifts at her other job. Highly recommended. 150 E.

On a side note, I had tried to see Ana Castro in Lisbon, but she was unavailable. If I get back to Lisbon, I will try to see a couple more from this agency. ".

http://escortprivada.com/escort/alexandra-mendes/

This was incidentally a big relief to me. I really liked the very pretty Alexandra Mendes when I saw her two or three years ago, but one guy I recommended her to thought she had put on too many pounds compared to the pictures. It sounds based on this latest review that she has lost weight and is toned again. She has always been a top choice at EP if BBBJTC and anal are desired, as her reviews consistently indicate that she offers those services.

The reviewer noted that he was unable to see Ana Castro. Her profile has now disappeared from the EP website. I really liked Ana, and while it would be great to see her reappear, it is a simple fact of life that an organization like EP, that primarily offers 18-29 year old ladies who usually attend college, will have a lot of lineup changes as the ladies move on to various opportunities in life and in relationships. Fortunately, the new but favorably reviewed Mia Rebelo has a profile very similar to Ana's (except that Mia has larger breasts), so as the Ana door closes, the Mia Rebelo door opens.

[Dolf S]

Hi all,

I had only a few days left in Lisboa before going back to NL and was in search of a black girl. Helped by this forum and the local gp, my eye caught Lila. A black or negra woman from South-Africa. - Did you knew that the word 'negra' here for a black woman is marked as positive and is received far better than 'preto' which means black (more used for clothing etc.) -.

Lila is a woman of South Africa. English is her first language. She is very pretty and tall. She lives in Cascais (some 35 minutes from Lisbon) but she is thinking of moving to Lisbon in a while.

She advertises on apartadox and sousexy what I can see of.

So I was thinking to pay a visit to Cascais and called her. Unfortunately she was not able to receive me the next day because she had to go to Lisbon. So I asked if she could come (early) to my apartment and if we could meet there. It was no problem, except you have to explain very well where your apartment is, because I also had some trouble finding it myself in the first place.

She called me when she was close, in the wrong building, and I guided her to my apartment.

The doorbell rang. I opened the door 'Wow'. A tall, bit skinny and very stylishly dressed lady entered my apartment. Long curly hair. High heels. Red lipstick.

'Hello Dolf', she said. 'How are you. So we going to have some fun?' 'Yes, that would be very nice', I replied.

Then she asked me for the bathroom to dress up a bit before we could start. After a while she came out in beautiful lingerie and went into my bedroom where I was waiting, excited.

'I like it nice and slow', was what I said just before we began.

About what happens next I will not get into detail with you, but I can assure you that it was one of the best encounters I've had in months. I would rate it 8. 5 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Cheers, Dolf.

[Dolf S]

What does GP stand for?

Hee DukesFord,

A garota is a girl. And GP is Garota de 'Programa' is translated as a Call Girl.

Grtz, Dolf (Dutch guy exploring Lisbon).

[Mongerer88]

Thanks Nash44 for the report and the very valuable information.

Kelly Morais continues to get fantastic reviews on all the boards, including the local gp-pt.net review board and the big American board.

I am glad you got to see her. I won't be back to Lisbon in the next six months, so I may be out of luck. She sure sounds fantastic.

Sorry about Erica's lack of OWO. Her past reviews indicated that she did this. You confirm what I have long suspected, if BBBJ is important, it is better to choose a lady listing CIM in her profile, and Erica's profile does not feature CIM. I realize so many of the ladies I mention have small or medium sized breasts, but EP does have busty ladies offering CIM. Here is an example of such a profile.

http://escortprivada.com/escort/aurora/

Aurora has not been reviewed yet, but hopefully she will be soon.

[Nash44]

Thank you Monger88.

Now my visit to Lisbon has ended. I met two girls, Erica Guerriro from Escort Privada, and Kelly Morais, who is independent.

I'll write a report of them, sorry if it is hard to read, because I'm not a native speaker of English.

Erica.

Face: Beautiful.

Body: Nice, but not as good as the photos. Big tattoo on her side.

Implants in breast.

Attitude: Very good & excellent English.

She did not do OWO. She had a smelly pussy so I didn't try for DATY.

I'll give 7/10 to her.

Kelly.

Face: Beautiful.

Body: Big natural breast, big ass, beautiful legs. Perfect!

Attitude: Very nice, lot's of smiles. Good English.

She did OWO, but not CIM. I enjoyed long DATY. She was never a clock watcher, I stayed in her room for more than 80 minutes. She made me cum twice.

I'll give 10/10 to her. No one in the world will get disappointed, I promise.

She said she is going to leave Portugal in six month, so I highly recommend to seeing her before she leaves.

[Mongerer88]

Hi guys,

So I have one quick question for you all. I happen to love the hunt and all it offers (including BBBJ) but a friend in the hobby has concerns that it's dangerous. I've been doing it for years and have had no problems at all, and I've never heard from anyone on message boards about having problems. Have you guys ever contracted anything. I also DATY, and still no problems.

I'm fine with minor risks, so if it's just a remote chance then I'm ok with that.

Cheers!

Everything I have read with respect to the guy receiving oral sex puts the risk at zero, or so close to zero that it might as well be zero. Any bad viruses and bacteria are just so low in saliva that transmission is very difficult. And not all receptive oral sex is the same. Most johns wash the penis afterward, and go to the bathroom not long after, also. So there is no "seeping into" the bloodstream that is a very slow process and is only likely to occur with a true couple who snuggle afterward and go to sleep. So any positives are skewed by married men, or guys with girlfriends. Harder to go wash your dick afterward with a wife or girlfriend, as it tends to make them mad.

Similar situation with DATY. Unless the person performing cunnilingus has a bleeding cut or sore in his (or her, since we live lesbians) mouth, the vaginal fluid is too thin to stick anywhere long enough to do any damage before entering the stomach and being destroyed by acids.

https://www.salon.com/2012/08/19/how_risky_is_oral_sex/

For the woman performing oral sex, there is some risk if she swallows and any of the semen (which is thicker than vaginal fluid) stays in her throat or esophagus for a while). Many women who do BBBJ to completion spit it out for this reason, and many drink water immediately after swallowing to minimize the still relatively low risk of STD transmission from swallowing.

I tend to stay away from DATO with a lady unless she is completely cleansed, preferably with an alcohol rub. My understanding is that the bacteria that can be present back there is relatively more dangerous, more likely to stick in the throat, and often not killed by stomach acids. That makes sense, given the number of stomach issues such as E. Coli that arise from eating food contaminated with fecal matter. So it is very rare that I have any interest in DATO.

But I have certainly never contracted anything from receiving BBBJ or doing DATY.

[LosAngeles1000]

Hi guys,

So I have one quick question for you all. I happen to love the hunt and all it offers (including BBBJ) but a friend in the hobby has concerns that it's dangerous. I've been doing it for years and have had no problems at all, and I've never heard from anyone on message boards about having problems. Have you guys ever contracted anything. I also DATY, and still no problems.

I'm fine with minor risks, so if it's just a remote chance then I'm ok with that.

Cheers!

[PayForIt]

Payforit,

Between this Lisbon post and your latest Madrid adventure, I have decided that you could be the star of the best Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in history.

They ask in front of the group how alcohol has negatively affected your life, and you can say my damn job requires me to drink at night and recently when I have finished and go off to get laid, bad things are happening. I will be surrounded by 30 or more women offering sex at reasonable prices, but the alcohol damages my selection mechanism, and sometimes I don't end up picking one. And when I did pick one recently in Madrid, I played battering ram on her forever and she wanted to stop before I came. That was probably the damn alcohol keeping me from cumming.

After 30 years of hearing every possible confessional, those old women under the 12 Steps by the Grace of God would stand there with their mouths open in shock. All the formerly drunk guys would applaud and start talking about the good old days.

Spot on! I might take up your suggestion. Possibly worst mongering weekend of my life. Starts on Saturday with being too drunk and late to try. Then the disaster on Sunday. Not good!

[Mongerer88]

Payforit,

Between this Lisbon post and your latest Madrid adventure, I have decided that you could be the star of the best Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in history.

They ask in front of the group how alcohol has negatively affected your life, and you can say my damn job requires me to drink at night and recently when I have finished and go off to get laid, bad things are happening. I will be surrounded by 30 or more women offering sex at reasonable prices, but the alcohol damages my selection mechanism, and sometimes I don't end up picking one. And when I did pick one recently in Madrid, I played battering ram on her forever and she wanted to stop before I came. That was probably the damn alcohol keeping me from cumming.

After 30 years of hearing every possible confessional, those old women under the 12 Steps by the Grace of God would stand there with their mouths open in shock. All the formerly drunk guys would applaud and start talking about the good old days.

[Kama Leão]

I think it is Garota de Programa, which means working girl.

That's right. It is originally Brazilian but Portuguese mongers have adopted it. And the girls too.

[PayForIt]

Quick "half-report" if there is such a thing! So the ever-helpful Mongerer88 gave me the heads up on clubs in Lisbon a little while ago as I was there on business and couldn't get to any of the private houses etc in daytime.

In the end I was only there for one night. By the time my colleagues and I had taken 4 guys out to dinner and had consumed quite a lot to drink before saying goodbye to them it was 1. 15 am. I very seriously contemplated going straight to bed, but as Gallery nightclub was only an 8 min walk I decided to head there. Located at the bottom of a long street / hill, next to a strip club. I decided to skip the strip club and only knew it was one when I approached and was told. Went next door into Gallery. Red sign outside and friendly doorman. No entrance fee. Fairly luxurious club. Got (another!) drink and took a seat at the lower ground bar before venturing into the main room where lots of guys were seated on the low comfortable / sofa like chairs at the end of what was like a dance floor. Lots of girls. Maybe 60+. All shapes and sizes. Few were "young" and most were 30+ in age but there were still some very attractive girls there. I quite liked the much quieter small bar to the left as you first come down the stairs. Still part of the main bar but around to the left and though not many ladies were in there (bright lights!) it was cozy.

Despite talking to maybe 5 or 6 girls, a mix of the late time, the amount of booze I'd had and a long day caught up on me and I decided to pass without taking a girl back. I didn't ask if it was possible to have a punt on the premises but I got the impression this was a place where you meet the lady and take her to your hotel. All of the women are dressed very smartly in sexy but club dresses. No bikinis, topless or the like. Which made me think it is a meet and take out joint. The girls were not pushy. Usual winks, smiles, etc but nobody gave pressure.

I liked it, would return when next in Lisbon. Sorry not to be able to offer a report on the quality of service. Wanted to give something back so a report on the club is all I can offer given I was just too far gone to partake in any nocturnal gymnastics! Lisbon is a nice city. Friendly people, cabs are so cheap and food even in the best restaurants, is really cheap and much cheaper than in Spain or Germany. I can see myself booking a trip to enjoy Gallery's delights.

[Mongerer88]

So I'm in Lisbon for the first time and didn't do enough research, staying Barrio Alto and I'm looking for.

Ladies that provide incalls fairly close by. It seems most only do outcalls, but I'm staying with a friend so.

That doesn't work for me hah.

Any suggestions gents?

Here are links to two ladies with incalls that are known to accept whatsapp messages that you translate from English to Portuguese and vice versa. They both seem willing to work with English only speakers in getting the customer to the incall location without getting too frustrated. Neither is ridiculously far from your location, particularly if you use the fairly inexpensive taxi system or learn the metro / tram lines. Kelly Morais is a bit more expensive, and her incall is in a nicer part of town, but Jennifer / Eva features some lower half hour and 45 minute rates that some guys on ISG prefer. Jennifer / Eva's apartment is apparently in the basement if a run down building, but her apartment is described as nice once you enter. Both have very good reviews, but Kelly is described as more of a knockout than Jennifer / Eva.

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...rais-3310.html

https://www.apartadox.com/Acompanhan...chez-2320.html

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/JenniferPT

You might also consider reading the thread several pages back.

There is a thread listing the addresses of the three or so walk-in brothels, where you don't need an appointment. Places like Michelles, New Center, and Jardim. Quality varies from day to day. Prices are inexpensive, but you won't likely find knockouts like Kelly at these places.

CubanFan did a recent review of a couple of ladies at an appointment oriented incall place. Quality didn't sound top of the line, but it could be worth an adventure.