Cologne

[Hans Solo]

Roamin Man,

I would suggest you copy the names and addresses of the establishments you would like to visit. The taxi drivers will be glad to assist you. Many cabbies speak some english. I would recommend Danni at Alstadt Team. She is a beautiful blond Spanish woman. Her oral skills are remarkable. A very enjoyable hour indeed. Although I have never had the pleasure, Alexa, at Alexa & Team , has a set of EEE's and a tiny waist and ass. The hugh boobs are not my thing, but you may like it. There are no shortage of German and Russian providers in these establishments. I have found most of the ladies to be 7 to 9 on the scale. Enjoy !

Hans Solo

[Roaming Man]

Sorcerer, Hans Solo, Fats, El Chapin & Blue Eyes,

Thank you for your advice and clarifying the translations.

I've just arrived in Koln and am overwhelmed by how lost I feel. Still getting adjusted to the time change, but this weekend I'll venture out for some fun. I'll post a report.

Roaming Man

[Sorcerer]

Roaming man

You ask "Would you recommend a middle aged, overweight guy who has never been to a swinger club and speaks almost no German go here? And would there be any action to be had?"

I was that guy you just described when I first went to Beverly - and I had a BLAST. You do not have to be a STUD to get action here. In fact many of the women are a little afraid of the STUD type guys and prefer nice cuddly guys like us. REALLY! - Go Wednesday. Friday or Saturday night and I guarantee you a good time.

Beverly is different than an FKK. You pay one price, go to the locker room and strip down to a pair of black briefs or anything else like that. You can also wear a loose black undershirt if you are a little sensitive about your tummy. Then walk to one of the two bars, sit down and have a drink. I prefer a soft drink but they have beer and liquor also. They also have a nice dinner buffet so if you are on a business trip your company helps to pay for the evening. (sorry - no receipts)

Soon you get up and walk to the back and watch the action. You will quickly see what to do - and if you don't or if you are shy one of the girls will probably encourage you to join her. You have to work HARD to not have a good time.

There are a couple of "regular girls" who keep the action moving but a lot of "girl next door" types also like to play. Most of the girls at the small bar will not say NO to anyone.

BTW - I do not speak a word of German. OK that's a lie. I've picked up the following:

Essen - eat
Trinken - have a drink
Duschen - take a shower
Ficken - fuck

I probably spelled these words wrong, but who cares. So what else do you need to know?

When you go you will find a couple of the guys who worlk there speak a little English. Just tell them your friend from Chicago told you to go and I say "HI."

Also - if you see Inessa, a tall thin girl with tiny tits and large tatoo artwork on her back say HELLO.

Good luck

[Hans Solo]

I am replying to Roaming Man. I have been to several of the establishments that advertise on the sexrelax website. I have been to Alstate Team, Massage Oasis and Alexia & Team. All were wonderful. They all operate about the same. You ring the bell and are buzzed into the apartment. You are then escorted into a room and the ladies are brought to you one at a time for an introduction. After selecting a lady you are then show to the shower and your lady will shower after you. A session is normally 150 euros for an hour(100 euros for half an hour). An hour session gives you two shots where a half hour is a one shot deal. For the session you get full services. There is a slight upcharge for CIM. I have found all of the places to be clean and the staff very friendly. I would say it is a very enjoyable hour ! Happy hunting.

Hans Solo

[Fats]

Sorcerer and Roaming Man-

My two cents on your lists.

1) französisch total
2) franz. beidseitig
3) spanisch
4) Körperbesamung
5) Hodenmassagen
6) Fußerotik
7) Intimrasur
8) leichte Erziehung
9) Lack & Leder
10) Rollenspiele
11) küssen
12) Begleitungen
13) Besuche
14) Französisch ohne
15) Schmusen

1) French total BBBJ CIM
Agree.

2) Franz. on both sides penis and asshole
Disagree, this is reciprocal french, i.e. 69

3) Spanish

4) Body insemination BB f**king
NO WAY! A.O. or alles ohne is BB sex. Koeperbesamung is ejaculating on the body, not in the body. Gesichtsbesamung is a face shot.

5) Testicle massages self explanatory

6) Foot eroticism self explanatory

7) Intimate shave self explanatory

8) easy education little BDSM

9) Lacquer & leather Plastic and leather BLACK
Lackleder is patent leather, the shiny leather used in bondage.

10) Role-playings

11) kisses

12) Companies ??
Escort

13 Visits ??
Outcall, she travels to you.

14) French without BBBJ
Disagree, this is French without a condom, it is a BBBJ!

15) Schmusen
Cuddling

[El Chapin]

Roaming Man,

being based in Cologne enables you to easily visit all the club in the Rhein- / Ruhr-area, i.e. Duesseldorf, Cologne, Bochum, Dortmund, etc., with D-dorf being a 30 min. and Dortmund and Bocchum about a 60-80 min. drive away. There's quite a number of clubs and FKKs to choose from, just take a look at the appropriate board, or try "Kaleus Klubliste" (you can google it).

Should I happen to find the time, I'll write a report about the scene in Wuppertal very shortly, which is just about 60km to the north of Cologne; so just take a look in the "other areas" section in the next few days.

Here`s the rest of the translations and a minor correction to what Sorcerer wrote:

franz. beidseitig - "french on both sides", right, but that refers to "69": BJ + DATY

Körperbesamung - "body insemination", that's definitely NOT BB FS, but more like "Cum in face" / "Come on tits". BB FS is something you won't find in a proper german club

Begleitungen - your lady of choice will join you for the evening or the whole day, e.g. go to the restaurant or whatever with you

Besuche - you can call the lady and she'll come to your hotel (Hotelbesuche), your private appartment (Hausbesuche) or even your office (Bürobesuche)

Schmusen - cuddling

I hope that's of some help to you. Enjoy your stay!

[Blue Eyes]

Sorcerer - you asked for my help... so here are some more definitions:

Körperbesamung : an experience where a woman is lying down and a lot of men squirt their sperm on her body. Could be similar to a Bukkake if they squirt on her face.

Begleitungen: This is an ESCORT where you rent a woman or a man for going to the theater, a big meeting or something else... it is not really mandatory (also in Germany) that hey have sex after the date. This is common when you want to be accompanied by a beautiful women or man at official dates or swinger clubs to show-off.

Besuch: a common prostitute / ***** who visits you at home

schmusen: cuddle

[Roaming Man]

Sorcerer,

Thank you for the term translations!

I appreciate your recommendation for Beverly and I've been reading up on it. I've never partaken in anything like what must go on there. The idea of having sex with many strange women who are there for the same reason as I; sounds appealing. But I'm afraid that I would probably chicken out at the last minute after arriving in the parking lot. I'm no Brad Pitt and am guessing that only guys that look like him get all the action. I'll probably toy with the idea of going there just to satisfy my curiosity and maybe find it on a map and finally just drive there to see if I can find it. But I probably won't be able to overcome my fear of rejection and actually go inside. Would you recommend a middle aged, overweight guy who has never been to a swinger club and speaks almost no German go here? And would there be any action to be had?

[Sorcerer]

Try Beverly in Solingen-burg. it is the best swinger club in the world. Here are a couple of translations. Maybe my friend BlueEyes can help with the rest.

YOUR LIST
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französisch total
franz. beidseitig
spanisch
Körperbesamung
Hodenmassagen
Fußerotik
Intimrasur
leichte Erziehung
Lack & Leder
Rollenspiele
küssen
Begleitungen
Besuche
Französisch ohne
Schmusen

TRANSLATIONS MEANING
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French total BBBJ CIM
Franz. on both sides penis and asshole
Spanish
Body insemination BB f**king
Testicle massages self explanatory
Foot eroticism self explanatory
Intimate shave self explanatory
easy education little BDSM
Lacquer & leather Plastic and leather BLACK
Role-playings
kisses
Companies ??
Visits ??
French without BBBJ
Schmusen >>

[Roaming Man]

I will be travelling to Cologne very soon and will have lots of play time. I would appreciate your recommendations for an English speaking independent girl or club.

I'm tempted by several ads placed on sexrelax but am concerned they are a rip-off. I've tried to investigate reports placed on German discussion boards using Google's translation tool, but I just don't understand the translation.

Several of the ads use terms that I've never heard of, for example:

französisch total
franz. beidseitig
spanisch
Körperbesamung
Hodenmassagen
Fußerotik
Intimrasur
leichte Erziehung
Lack & Leder
Rollenspiele
küssen
Begleitungen
Besuche
Französisch ohne
Schmusen

Can someone tell me what these mean?

From reading past reports in this forum I gather that the big Pascha brothel isn't worth going to. Has anybody had a good experience there recently? Any girls worth recommending?

I'm also tempted to investigate the FKK club Planet Happy Garden in Oedt though I'm not sure how far of a drive it is. Any other FKK clubs worth visiting in the area?

Thank you.

[Homers]

Thanks so much for the information! I just have to wait until next time.

H

[Britpop]

Homer,

Hahn airport is in the middle of nowhere. It is closer to Frankfurt than Colonge but if you do not have enough time to visit these towns you will do not time to vist the FKK's. Most people who come over take a couple if days to tour around the clubs and will spend an entire evening in just one. If you can, book your itinery so you have at least a one day stop over and then plan out the tour.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news!

[Tom2004]

Homer,

Hahn was great as long as it was a military airfield, now it is not just more than a "conversion project" airport in an enconomical week area. Yes there are some alternatives what I heard, but never ever tried one. Anyhow I strongly suggest you save the money for the next station, can be better only.

Sorry for not having any better news.

Have fun,

Tom

[Homers]

Hello everyone,

I will have a quick stopover at Hahn Airport. This is situated rougly between Cologne and Frankfurt. Does anyone know of any action close to this? I don't have the time to go Cologne or Frankfurt, and I really want to get some action. Please let me know any tips you might have.

Thanks!

H

[Vitamin V Boy]

Went to Pascha one evening during my trip. Visited with a Russian blonde named Rosi on the 4th floor. She was really good looking but very unenthusiastic. Not worth the 50 Euros and of course tried the old trick of wanting more money for this or that. I would avoid her and be sure to negotiate everything with the girl before hand.