Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Ixgzca]

We need to list the PSE gals who are baby free, not too dark, not fat, and good performers. Very few these days. Emmy and Ae (YMMV) at Snow and Golf at Tulip are the only current ones I would put on the list. The PSE shops are slim pick'ns now.

Golf's body is good but it's almost impossible to look at her directly in the face. Last time I was buttfucking her she looked back at me and I thought I would turn to stone. Not sure if I can continue anymore.

[PVMonger]

Fortunately, we all have different taste. If Irina Shayk was sitting amongst the Lord girls, I would have rated her as average within the group. Having never seen her in person, my comment is based on many photographs and only 2 visits to Lord Palace. I agree that her "then" look was better than the "now" look.

The correct answer is that there is no such thing as a 10. The scale only goes from 0 to 4.

A 0 is a woman you would not f.

A 1 is a woman that you would f.

A 2 is a woman you would DATY then f.

A 3 is a woman you would f (w / o condom), then DATY.

A 4 is a woman you would DATY after your buddy f* her.

I've only ever had one 3 in my entire life!

[Dr Cox]

You never had a bad experience? That means you are real easy to please. The way you describe your Poseidon girls, is definitely what most of us would call "a bad experience".

I had one girl at The Lord, rather so-so. Definitely not worth the money. Recently had a more stunning girl to my taste (yes I thought prettier than the Lord girls) at Emmanuelle but quite slim. She was a crap experience. Okay In the tub, lousy on the bed. Just like you describe. Yes a BAD experience.

I have a very poor success rate at La Belle, only my original La Belle girl years ago was any good for me, and she deteriorated over the years, becoming more restrictive and more dick scared, till I dropped her. I hate the tubs in La Belle. Silly shape, and not comfortable. Metal bits sticking out for water spouts. Terrible tubs. It is easy to make a mistake and get a girl with poor to average body once the clothes come off. I fair percentage of girls were dick scared, more used to Asian customers..

Your right I had bad experience, the Poseidon and Emanuel and at the Lord the hairy leg hobbit. I should have written it like that before. But I had worse, much worse from an escort from Xclusive Thai, which is probably my worst experience ever. Also had worse experience in Japan at a soapland for higher price. I am satisfied if the girl has pretty face, nice body, and good hygiene and attitude. I don't ask for perverse stuff or anything extreme, so if I get a nice BBJ and she is into passionate kissing and does not give me some mechanical action then I am happy. But I am very very very happy if I can stay after I pop. So far not many girls offered me to stay and I will massage you, or just stay and let's just talk. I mean we pay for 90 minutes, I don't think many people can last 90 minutes without cumming, and they should all offer massage or something at the end. You are right that in the high end places girls are snobbish, I think all the money they make and the lavish lifestyle changes them, but in a bad way. They get stuck up, and think too much of themselves. I would also like to try bar girls at Soi Cowboy one day, just for the experience. But since I'm not a big drinker I was hesitating to go there, but I definitely will one day. Which bar do you recommend to go to, which one has the prettiest girls?

[Dr Cox]

I don't get the 'of course'. An agent receives a commission so why do they need a tip on top? And given the money this place is raking in they should pay their staff a decent wage. I doubt the drinks girl gets to keep her tips.

Once a girl told me at the Lord that I should tip the mamasan. I usually give 200 or 300 THB. At the Lord there is a mamasan Called Tui, she knows me well and I always ask for her when I sit down, she comes over and gives recommendations and shows me the models. I wonder how much the girls get to keep from their rate. Obviously not all because a place like that has so many staff to pay for plus maintenance, utilities, etc. An XL girl told me there once that she used to be working in marketing for a company and she made 20.000 THB a month, she said she can make that money now in one night. OMG I thought! Girls working there must be loaded with cash. No wonder all the high end jewelry and expensive Swiss watches and designer luxury handbags and clothes. She told me that they prefer Chinese customers too, because they drink a lot which is annoying, but when its time for sex, they pop in like in 3 minutes. So easy money I guess. She said 50% of customers are Thai the remaining 40% is Chinese and rest 10% other foreigners.

She told me that once a whole football team from the UK was there to party.

[Dr Cox]

Forgot to write here yesterday that I was told by the provider on Sunday when I was at the Copacabana, that the place will be closed on Thursday the 26th of October next week. Most probably lots of other shops will close too in Ratchada that day.

[Dr Cox]

I'm not quite sure why you are so upset. My post was not even directed at you. I was a replying to Lone wolf. The only reason I quoted you was because you had posted a very good report about high end shops The Llrd and I quoted you so Lone Wolf would read your report instead of asking questions that you and other posters had already answered.

Please read my post again. You will see how I referenced your post for the op to read. And right after I said this, I quoted your report.

"This post" refers to your quoted post and "He tells you" refers to you writing the quoted post.

Cheers! Keep up the great reports.

I am would like to apologise for what happened. I honestly thought you wrote that to me. I misunderstood your comment. I thought its for me because I too did not write a review yet about a specific girl, a review which is about just one girl. I also asked questions on this website too. I am sorry for being upset with you!

[HorseTrader]

If Irina Shayk is a ten points, then the very best girls in The Lord might be an 8, quite a lot of 7's, and some 6's, and some less, for me. If Irina Shayk walked in the door, no one would still be focussed on the Lord Girls I think. However I occasionally meet an 8 in other circumstances too, just too rarely. I don't have a bias to white skin at all. In fact Irina is perfect example of my taste since she is not so white I think, narrow face, cute nose, slim body, over sized lips, all stunning. I look for Thai girls with face in anyway approximating Irina. Not the round faced types at all. Not the fake hook noses at all. I think Irina clearly has implants. I probably would have preferred her when her tits were small, but I would forgive the implants I guess. LOL There are too few girls in the Lord that resemble Irina face shape in any way I am afraid.

Fortunately, we all have different taste. If Irina Shayk was sitting amongst the Lord girls, I would have rated her as average within the group. Having never seen her in person, my comment is based on many photographs and only 2 visits to Lord Palace. I agree that her "then" look was better than the "now" look.

[Goatscrot]

Don't know what to tell you G. Classic is cheap yes, but no bargain. Good sessions there are not the norm. I think you would grow to dislike the place.

Malio Club is one of my two favorite bordellos in Jakarta, but I have never noticed any Viets in Malio? Maybe you are referring to Malioboro Lounge (same building). Over in Malioboro Lounge they do have Viet imports. Its 1,400,000 rp per session with all the import girls, but they are nothing special in my opinion. I would much rather go with the Indo couch girls some of whom are very attractive and at 800,000 rp ($58) and 1,100,000 rp ($80)represent a much better deal to me than the tired, worn out Classic or Travel girls. Of course, that is just my opinion and your friend is welcome to disagree. The really stand out girls in both Malio Club and Malioboro Lounge are the Indo dancers and guess what? They don't come cheap. Malio Indo dancers are 2,000,000 rp ($146) not including drinks and they expect a customer to buy them drinks, several drinks to get friendly, inspect their goods and get things going. Malioboro Indo dancers are a little less costly at 1,700,000 rp.

On a further note I would add that in my other favorite bordello in Jakarta, the Alexis Hotel, sexy hot little Indo girls there are 1,400,000 rp ($102), so not cheap by any standards, but they are super sexy and really aim to please, so totally worth it in my humble opinion and perhaps a better deal than the one currently on offer in BKK Go Go's except that BKK Go Go girls are take out girls while Malio/Alexis/Kings Cross/Classic/Travel girls are in house until you get to know them better. I think that is a big plus for BKK. But if you want to shop around for Viet girls, Alexis is the place to go in Jakarta. The Alexis import Viets are hot! So naturally their price is sky high. Are you sitting down? Alexis Hotel Viet imports are 2,400,000 rp ($175).

Fortunately for my checking account I prefer the younger Indo girls, but I have given in a few times and gone Vietnamese in Alexis. Comparatively speaking, many Alexis Viets look better than many Lord girls, but not all for sure and you will encounter a lot of bolt-ons in both groups (not so with the Indo girls). As for service: The Alexis Viets offer excellent service similar to but not quite as dirty as most of my Lord girls at 6000 baht ($181). So they are both very competiviely priced against one another. BKK remains more the party town with easy accessabilty to most red light places of interest. Jakarta is more spread out and less out in the open. Thus I like to play in Jakarta for limited amounts of time, but I prefer BKK over all. On girl quality alone, I like Thai, Indo and Filipinas almost equally although they look and act very different. Perhaps the Indo girls are my top preference at the moment, but it's very close.

So face it G; it's called the efficient market. Get used to it. The free and rapid flow of information across national borders leads young girls and their employers in all the major capitals of Asia to know exactly how much they can charge for a girl based on her looks, age, and level of expertise. Prices are up everywhere and pretty much equaling out across the board: BKK- MNL- Jakarta-Singapore-Shanghai and even Phnom Penh are equaling out. You can choose to enter the market less often or get yourself a steady girl or two, but you can't really fight this trend, not if we are both talking about high quality girls. Maybe what the market needs in a nuclear mistake in North Korea over Japan. That would drop the price big time and fast.

As I have stated many times, 100 USD is ok if performance and looks are there as they are in Jakarta. Of course as you pointed out, 800 k works as well. 2 mil Rup is less than 150 USD. Cheaper than the cheapest Lord Girl. I have never been a fan of take out, so on premise works for me.

Yes, the pricing structure in Asia for P4 P has gone to hell in a hand basket and won't get any better. Shame, as just like so many other things especially in LOS, the more you pay, the less you get.

I would agree with you on Indo gals. They are tops. Just less attitude and more down to earth. But sorry, just can't see spending almost 200 US on any 90 min P4 P experience. I have never seen "markets" as a clear indicator of true value. There are many distortions. The P4 P scene is probably one of the most distorted.

[Dirk67]

I don't get the 'of course'. An agent receives a commission so why do they need a tip on top? And given the money this place is raking in they should pay their staff a decent wage. I doubt the drinks girl gets to keep her tips.

Noted for future reference. I overtipped and tipped too many people. I typically don't like to overdo anything, so I will chalk it up to tuition and do better next time.

[Dirk67]

I also include some Mongolian girl pics. One can see the flatter or more rounded faces and slit eyes. Maybe it's weird for me to be in Thailand liking longer slim faces.

I think we have different ideas of what Mongolian girls look like-- I suppose maybe I mean more northern Chinese / Mongolian model look. Tall, slim, longer faces and able to shoot a bow and arrow on horseback. My idea of a woman, LOL.

[Syzygies]

I don't get the 'of course'. An agent receives a commission so why do they need a tip on top? And given the money this place is raking in they should pay their staff a decent wage. I doubt the drinks girl gets to keep her tips.

They may have been "agents" in Nataree that totally controlled girls lives, but in The Lord they should be called the "CheerPerson" (according to the Thai language term. They are there to recommend and answer questions like what the price system is. They don't necessarily get a kick back payment from all girls. Depends on which girls have an agreement with the Cheerperson. I don't know if this system is prevalent at The Lord or not.

I always made my own choice of girl anyway, so not just taking one picked out by the Cheerperson. In the old days, would tip the Cheerperson 100 baht on the way out, if any good advise was given to help find a good performer. If girl was lousy, then definitely no tip. The Cheerperson should have warned about restrictions, etc. If Cheerperson recommends a girl, I have to take that with a very big grain of salt, in case that comes with a kick-back.

I don't know what the Cheer Person makes as a salary for working there. They may indeed rely on tips for good advice from their regular customers. Mamasan or Papasan is not a term I prefer either. In bars I hate mamasans to be asking me if I will BF the girl. The less contact with a mamasan, the better. Only really useful when customer cannot communicate with the girl directly. I certainly never wish to negotiate a price with a mamasan present.

[Syzygies]

Have only been to soapies three times before, first time at Nataree, second at the place next door to Naratee (Nataree 2? And third time at Emmanuelle.

Each had memorable moments, including one at Nataree 2 where a sideline girl was the twin sister of a sidewalk bar girl and was mortified to see me (I think because her sister wasn't aware).

Anyway, this time decided to try The Lord based on recommendations here. It's really quite amazing that the entire building, which looks like an old hotel with a Roman feeling exterior, is dedicated to a "spa". Inside is a version of somewhat dated luxury, but nice enough. A fishbowl of sorts in the middle of the area once you walk up the stairs directed by no fewer than 3 staff members. As soon as I get to the top, I'm shown a card with prices. I guess I got the farang list but not the super-farang list. M level was 5500, and the range was 4500-9000 ish, with 90 min and 2 hour options (if I remember correctly).

One of the agents brought me to the front of the fishbowl where girls are sitting around what looked like a fountain. I'm still a little bit uncomfortable with fishbowls, and lineups at the Macau saunas when 20-30 girls are staring at you sizing you up and you doing the same.

I saw a few cuties, none that were stunners to me personally, but many that would have been great. I settled on a girl who looked vaguely Mongolian, and resembled the Korean actress who played the warrior princess from Marco Polo on Netflix. She was indeed very tall-- 173 cm she says, add 3 inches for the heels. She also turned out to be from Chiang Rai, and had very fair skin and good English with a slight Singlish accent. (ex was Singaporean!

Nataree had two doors, and one door was to the Booran "Ancient Massage" section. Sometimes that section had a better looking girl older girl more to my taste.

Not sure that Mongolian is a compliment to the Korean actress. Mongolian look is for very narrow slit eyes typically and sometimes puffy face. LOL. I agree that probably none are really stunners, that made me choose straight away. In fact I struggled to choose.

I suppose a lot of guys go for looks in the Lord that are a bit Chinese or Korean looking. Turns out very few Korean actresses really look pretty to me, so definitely Korean is not my taste, and Chinese only on occasion like Shu Qi who seems quite non typical. Thai men like chinese looks though, especially the white skin and voluptuous types, where I like much slimmer girls, but with good waist to thigh ratio.

If Irina Shayk is a ten points, then the very best girls in The Lord might be an 8, quite a lot of 7's, and some 6's, and some less, for me. If Irina Shayk walked in the door, no one would still be focussed on the Lord Girls I think. However I occasionally meet an 8 in other circumstances too, just too rarely. I don't have a bias to white skin at all. In fact Irina is perfect example of my taste since she is not so white I think, narrow face, cute nose, slim body, over sized lips, all stunning. I look for Thai girls with face in anyway approximating Irina. Not the round faced types at all. Not the fake hook noses at all. I think Irina clearly has implants. I probably would have preferred her when her tits were small, but I would forgive the implants I guess. LOL There are too few girls in the Lord that resemble Irina face shape in any way I am afraid.

Even in the "then" pic below before Irina was enhanced, she still had natural good looks for my taste. A bit of makeup and would be great without the surgeries. For most girls in The Lord, the surgeries is not enhancing their looks to my eye.

I also include some Mongolian girl pics. One can see the flatter or more rounded faces and slit eyes. Maybe it's weird for me to be in Thailand liking longer slim faces.

[Whoreman]

First you stop by the payment counter. Tip for agent of course, 200. Then, once walking through a labyrinth and getting to the room, you have the opportunity to order drinks (extra charge) while supplies are delivered. Small tip for girl who brought drinks (water was 77, did not ask for change) but wonder if people tip more? Did not leave tip for housekeeping either, not sure if I should.

I don't get the 'of course'. An agent receives a commission so why do they need a tip on top? And given the money this place is raking in they should pay their staff a decent wage. I doubt the drinks girl gets to keep her tips.

[Dirk67]

Have only been to soapies three times before, first time at Nataree, second at the place next door to Naratee (Nataree 2? And third time at Emmanuelle.

Each had memorable moments, including one at Nataree 2 where a sideline girl was the twin sister of a sidewalk bar girl and was mortified to see me (I think because her sister wasn't aware).

Anyway, this time decided to try The Lord based on recommendations here. It's really quite amazing that the entire building, which looks like an old hotel with a Roman feeling exterior, is dedicated to a "spa". Inside is a version of somewhat dated luxury, but nice enough. A fishbowl of sorts in the middle of the area once you walk up the stairs directed by no fewer than 3 staff members. As soon as I get to the top, I'm shown a card with prices. I guess I got the farang list but not the super-farang list. M level was 5500, and the range was 4500-9000 ish, with 90 min and 2 hour options (if I remember correctly).

One of the agents brought me to the front of the fishbowl where girls are sitting around what looked like a fountain. I'm still a little bit uncomfortable with fishbowls, and lineups at the Macau saunas when 20-30 girls are staring at you sizing you up and you doing the same.

I saw a few cuties, none that were stunners to me personally, but many that would have been great. I settled on a girl who looked vaguely Mongolian, and resembled the Korean actress who played the warrior princess from Marco Polo on Netflix. She was indeed very tall-- 173 cm she says, add 3 inches for the heels. She also turned out to be from Chiang Rai, and had very fair skin and good English with a slight Singlish accent. (ex was Singaporean!

First you stop by the payment counter. Tip for agent of course, 200. Then, once walking through a labyrinth and getting to the room, you have the opportunity to order drinks (extra charge) while supplies are delivered. Small tip for girl who brought drinks (water was 77, did not ask for change) but wonder if people tip more? Did not leave tip for housekeeping either, not sure if I should.

We connected and had good banter which only helped with the session. She was playful, friendly, and also quite sexy throughout, and made the session feel like being with an old flame rather than just going through the motions. She had her routine of course, but was flexible and willing to go with the flow.

Total at the end, tipped her an extra 1000 and ended at 6800.1000 tip at the end might have been a bit much, maybe 500 would have been ok but I really think she provided excellent service.

[Syzygies]

Honestly this was probably the best soapy session ever here in BKK out of all 16 times. So yes, if a girl really likes you it makes a huge difference.

If she doesn't you will still be treated with respect, I never had a bad experience at any soapy place here in BKK.

So far I went to The Lord 6 times, Copacabana 4 times, Poseidon 2 times, Emaunelle once, Labelle 2 times, and a lower class place called Addict once.
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Labelle, well I jut like it because rooms are nice and big, huge tub with jacuzzi function in all rooms, shower cabin too, nice modern decor, and model girl are here the cheapest at 7000. They are also very friendly and genuine. Place has a good vibe and location is easy to get to, very close to MRT Petchaburi.

Poseidon I did not like because girls did not kiss, no DFK, and was very mechanical, same experience with a beautiful very sexy hot girl at Emanuel, shame she was so beautiful. That's why I would not recommend the last 2.

Also if a girl respects me that much by giving me her private number and Facebook information, I will respect her by not writing about her and her name or badge number on forums. That's just me.

You never had a bad experience? That means you are real easy to please. The way you describe your Poseidon girls, is definitely what most of us would call "a bad experience".

I had one girl at The Lord, rather so-so. Definitely not worth the money. Recently had a more stunning girl to my taste (yes I thought prettier than the Lord girls) at Emmanuelle but quite slim. She was a crap experience. Okay In the tub, lousy on the bed. Just like you describe. Yes a BAD experience.

I have a very poor success rate at La Belle, only my original La Belle girl years ago was any good for me, and she deteriorated over the years, becoming more restrictive and more dick scared, till I dropped her. I hate the tubs in La Belle. Silly shape, and not comfortable. Metal bits sticking out for water spouts. Terrible tubs. It is easy to make a mistake and get a girl with poor to average body once the clothes come off. I fair percentage of girls were dick scared, more used to Asian customers.

Even at the Lord, I struggle to choose a girl that I think is really stunning. Yes obviously well above average. Obviously my definition of stunning is very different. I rule out broad faces, nose jobs, silicone tits, and big asses or broad thighs (I like slim) and that leaves a limited selection I guess.

I used to have much better Soapy experiences 20 years ago in Chao Praya 2 (not recommending in the modern day though). Not sure why the girls their were so much better. Probably many had significant experience. Did I just get a lot fussier, today. I don't think so. I think they had a less arrogant attitude. Many girls would have been from very poor backgrounds, not from Bangkok.

I do agree it matters if the girl likes the customer a lot, but I still meet a lot more restrictive girls in the modern day at Soapies. I have better success rate with bar girls, due to seeing their figure clearly first, getting time to chat to them to see if we might get on well. Find out if they like Farang dick. Find out if they might be the kissy type.

I still don't understand really though, how come most of my soapy experiences 20 years ago were good, and in modern day, most are average to poor, occasionally getting a good one. I thought I was still basically the same person, got older yes, and speak Thai much better than before. The numbers of good honest wholesome fun loving naturally pretty girls declined, I guess. I probably need to return to the very old fashioned style soapies of yesteryear like the Chao Praya 2, although I fear they only have a limited number of fatties in the modern day. The modern pompous high class soapies with snobbish affected girls are not for me. I like the experienced peasant girls. Good attitude.