Abu Dhabi

[FantasticMax]

So I made another trip to the spa at the nice hotel that I reviewed about a week ago. This time I saw a Thai girl named Honey (how original). Honey is a chubby girl, but she has a cute face and huge tits.

Her massage skills were actually quite nice. She did an exceptional job on my lower back and ass, and gave me the best ball massage I've had since I lived in China. Best of all, she was doing the ball and cock massage before we ever even began negotiating extras, so it just seems to be a part of her normal, relaxing massage. I gave her 200 on the flip for B2B and a BBBJ. Her B2B was just so-so, but her BJ was awesome. She gave me an incredibly sloppy, porn-like BJ. It was very high energy sucking, with a lot of spit and slurping. When I came she sucked up the load and didn't immediately back off from her work, which was nice. When she did stop, she proudly held her mouth open to show me what she had done, as if she wanted a pat on the head or something. I'm guessing she learned everything she knows from Pornhub. Anyway, after that she was off to the shower for clean up.

So it was a good massage and a wonderful BJ that left me very satisfied. If you don't mind a chubby girl, then I'd definitely recommend Honey if you try this place out.

[Nice Guy 99]

LOL! Then I must have been lucky. On my ocassional visit to the city, have found stunners at not more than Dhs600 LT. There are a number of reports in AD Forum as well to confirm this price range. And my expereince is that AD is better value than Dxb. But then.

In any case have fun and be safe.

My apologies. Too many countries too many ladies. Yes AUH is 200 AED ST on weeknights, 300 AED ST weekend. My mind was I the Phils.

[Nice Guy 99]

Thank you, sir. In terms of energy, I feel like I've read here that the clubs don't really get going until fairly late in the evening so I assumed my jet lag would knock me out before that. If there are any early evening hangouts that might be an option. (Or, again, AMP if I can figure out the scene.) I'll be staying at the Bab Al Qasr, which I think is down toward the Palace.

Let the jet lag knock you out. Set the alarm for midnight.

[AUHumble]

You are either.

1) overpaying and therefore be mr very very very nice guy.

2) getting a 90% commission.

Or simply just:

3) mistaking k (kilo=thousand) and h (hundred) and I therefore would recommend to write in real numbers, not using kilos or lakhs or whatsoever confusing definition.

Why do an AMP? Too many middle men. Too public. Not enough bang for the buck.

Most efficient. Walk down Hamdan in the evening. Smile at Asian girls, look pleasant, be polite. If they stop, have "the conversation". Set expectations. They usually have day jobs and are open to making a little extra on the side. Many are actually horny. Take them back to your place or perhaps they know of a short time room. Damage 1. 5 K AED.

Less efficient, but not bad. Try 49 ers or Blitz. These are mostly pros. Short time 2 K during the week, 3 K weekend.

Walk on the wild side. Weekends on the streets around Blitz. Lower end, older non-pros. They are used to 3rd world gang bangs. You can get them for 1 K or less, 3-holes, whatever. Just be sure to use protection.

[Golfer12]

Yep, be polite, look and be clean, bargin and be prepared to walk away. Abu Dhabi is not Dubai.

LOL! Then I must have been lucky. On my ocassional visit to the city, have found stunners at not more than Dhs600 LT. There are a number of reports in AD Forum as well to confirm this price range. And my expereince is that AD is better value than Dxb. But then.

In any case have fun and be safe.

[Inanity]

Energy for nightclubs. I've often picked up a girl at The Blitz in 8-12 minutes. OK, if I have a half glass of beer then 15. You know what you want. Smile and go get it. The interviews don't take long.

It is nice to give her an extra 20 AED for a taxi.

How far west? E. Palace. Hilton. Intercon?

Thank you, sir. In terms of energy, I feel like I've read here that the clubs don't really get going until fairly late in the evening so I assumed my jet lag would knock me out before that. If there are any early evening hangouts that might be an option. (Or, again, AMP if I can figure out the scene.) I'll be staying at the Bab Al Qasr, which I think is down toward the Palace.

[Nice Guy 99]

WOW! Are you sure you are correct with your pricing? AED 1500 to 2 k ST? 300 - 400 GBP for a ST?

Yep, be polite, look and be clean, bargin and be prepared to walk away. Abu Dhabi is not Dubai.

[Nice Guy 99]

Hi Nice Guy,

Are the non-pros girls that work as housemaids etc. During the days? What do you mean by 3rd world gang bangs? Do you mean XXX or is it consensual? If consensual it sounds like a pro to me.

Cannot help but to feel sorry for these girls.

The weekend non-pros on the streets near the Blitz are generally well past their shelf date and not in very good shape. They look for extra money but would not attract a Japanese business man, European entrepreneur or American oil mogul. Who I see picking them up are Emiratis in cars, heaven knows what they have in mind, or more often, 3-4 guys, typically from the sub-continent, just one step up from the labor camps who have very little money. They pool their money, share a short time room and all take turns in doing anything you can imagine with her. Not pretty, but that's life.

[Nice Guy 99]

I'll be in Abu Dhabi shortly ... I'm not sure I'll have energy for nightclubs ... If by some chance you do meet a girl at a club or on the street, is it typical to pay for taxi fare on top of the negotiated rate ... (I'll be staying near the western end of the Corniche, so not in the heart of the action).

Energy for nightclubs. I've often picked up a girl at The Blitz in 8-12 minutes. OK, if I have a half glass of beer then 15. You know what you want. Smile and go get it. The interviews don't take long.

It is nice to give her an extra 20 AED for a taxi.

How far west? E. Palace. Hilton. Intercon?

[Klassic]

Why do an AMP? Too many middle men. Too public. Not enough bang for the buck.

Most efficient. Walk down Hamdan in the evening. Smile at Asian girls, look pleasant, be polite. If they stop, have "the conversation". Set expectations. They usually have day jobs and are open to making a little extra on the side. Many are actually horny. Take them back to your place or perhaps they know of a short time room. Damage 1. 5 K AED.

Less efficient, but not bad. Try 49 ers or Blitz. These are mostly pros. Short time 2 K during the week, 3 K weekend.

Walk on the wild side. Weekends on the streets around Blitz. Lower end, older non-pros. They are used to 3rd world gang bangs. You can get them for 1 K or less, 3-holes, whatever. Just be sure to use protection.

Those prices can't be accurate.

Russian / Ukrainian Escorts ask that kind of money. And they're near top of the line.

[Kalle Kula]

Why do an AMP? Too many middle men. Too public. Not enough bang for the buck.

Most efficient. Walk down Hamdan in the evening. Smile at Asian girls, look pleasant, be polite. If they stop, have "the conversation". Set expectations. They usually have day jobs and are open to making a little extra on the side. Many are actually horny. Take them back to your place or perhaps they know of a short time room. Damage 1. 5 K AED.

Less efficient, but not bad. Try 49 ers or Blitz. These are mostly pros. Short time 2 K during the week, 3 K weekend.

Walk on the wild side. Weekends on the streets around Blitz. Lower end, older non-pros. They are used to 3rd world gang bangs. You can get them for 1 K or less, 3-holes, whatever. Just be sure to use protection.

Hi Nice Guy,

Are the non-pros girls that work as housemaids etc. During the days? What do you mean by 3rd world gang bangs? Do you mean [CodeWord124] or is it consensual? If consensual it sounds like a pro to me.

Cannot help but to feel sorry for these girls.

[Kerb Krawler]

Why do an AMP? Too many middle men. Too public. Not enough bang for the buck.

Most efficient. Walk down Hamdan in the evening. Smile at Asian girls, look pleasant, be polite. If they stop, have "the conversation". Set expectations. They usually have day jobs and are open to making a little extra on the side. Many are actually horny. Take them back to your place or perhaps they know of a short time room. Damage 1. 5 K AED.

Less efficient, but not bad. Try 49 ers or Blitz. These are mostly pros. Short time 2 K during the week, 3 K weekend.

Walk on the wild side. Weekends on the streets around Blitz. Lower end, older non-pros. They are used to 3rd world gang bangs. You can get them for 1 K or less, 3-holes, whatever. Just be sure to use protection.

WOW! Are you sure you are correct with your pricing? AED 1500 to 2 k ST? 300 - 400 GBP for a ST?

[Inanity]

Greetings,

I'm an every-few-years hobbyist, which is reflected in my limited posting history (a few US reviews). I get the drill don't ask if you don't plan to contribute, and don't ask questions that could tip off LE. With that in mind, I'll be in Abu Dhabi shortly and had a few logistical questions that I think would benefit any visitor but also wouldn't reveal any secrets that would spoil anything for anyone.

(1) I'm not sure I'll have energy for nightclubs, and I do like a massage, so the AMP route may work best. I've perused many pages here and it sounds like windshield cards are maybe the best source of info. But for a visitor without a car, is there another way to procure these cards, or a part of town where they're easy to find?

(2) Do you typically need to call ahead for an AMP or is drop-in fine?

(3) Is there any local etiquette for signaling to your masseuse that you'll be interested in extras, or is it pretty much assumed if you're there?

(4) If by some chance you do meet a girl at a club or on the street, is it typical to pay for taxi fare on top of the negotiated rate or is that on them? (I'll be staying near the western end of the Corniche, so not in the heart of the action).

I (and probably many others) would find any intel of this nature very useful and will of course post a FR if I end up partaking, but I also hope this isn't asking anything that would tip off LE or otherwise make life harder for locals. Much appreciated.

[Nice Guy 99]

Hey guys, I'm thinking to treat myself again to a nice AMP, could anyone recommend me one that does at least be 2 B and has some decent looking girl with nice tits, if FS would be available it would be a big bonus. Will definitely post a FR on it.

Why do an AMP? Too many middle men. Too public. Not enough bang for the buck.

Most efficient. Walk down Hamdan in the evening. Smile at Asian girls, look pleasant, be polite. If they stop, have "the conversation". Set expectations. They usually have day jobs and are open to making a little extra on the side. Many are actually horny. Take them back to your place or perhaps they know of a short time room. Damage 1. 5 K AED.

Less efficient, but not bad. Try 49 ers or Blitz. These are mostly pros. Short time 2 K during the week, 3 K weekend.

Walk on the wild side. Weekends on the streets around Blitz. Lower end, older non-pros. They are used to 3rd world gang bangs. You can get them for 1 K or less, 3-holes, whatever. Just be sure to use protection.

[Wicked Roger]

Hey guys, I'm thinking to treat myself again to a nice AMP, could anyone recommend me one that does at least be 2 B and has some decent looking girl with nice tits, if FS would be available it would be a big bonus. Will definitely post a FR on it.

Try the AMPO thread as lots of clues there about the exact model you need for a AMP girl. I did and found what I was looking for. Its easy follow the clues and you will find.