Bangkok Reports

[Lew Ashby]

Booked a taxi through Nam's Taxi for Pattaya to BKK, what a great service! The last time I booked one last minute with Rose Taxi and the driver was an absolute lunatic. Following a 3 night stay in Pattaya, we will be in Bangkok for 2 nights before moving onto Vietnam! Anyway, got to Smart Suites hotel around 3 and got some food at the Terminal 21 food court. As I did not get much sleep the night before, my buddy made the comment that I was a walking zombie and recommended a nap. Great call!

Woke up some time around 7 and grabbed a burger at Daniel thaiger (a tad overrated but at least they had a good beer selection). Next we headed to a place that I missed during my last visit, Thermae. Pretty easy to find, got a beer and walked around. What a weird place! Not what I was expecting and nothing really caught my eye. Off to Soi Cowboy we go.

Our first stop was Crazy House. 100 baht cover? What the. Well we got a can of silly string at least. Ordered beers and surveyed the talent. Nothing really caught my eye, but damn were there a crap ton of Chinese. My buddy dared me to blast one of them in front of us, so I waited for one of the dancers to bend over close to his head and I got him good. He got up and walked away, alright! Still didn't see any one that made my weenie tingle, but we did see another Chinese guy with glasses all caught up in one of the girls. I emptied my can and covered that poor sob's face. 100 baht- Worth it! Slammed our beers and headed to Baccara. Jumped prematurely on a spinner with a messed up tooth. Bought her the 2 required drinks as another chick on the stage (#280) caught my eye. My plan was to take this girl out and then come back for 280. Asked what she would do- everything, check and the location of my hotel. She seemed a bit hesitant with the distance, but I said it was a quick motor taxi away. Off we went. The session was meh, nothing really of note, but she did have the spinner body that I was looking for. Unfortunately her pussy smelled, tried to ignore it for the sake of cumming. Finished and sent her on her way, she said she was done for the night and I wished her well.

Headed back to Baccara but my #280 was gone. Darn. Wandered up and down the strip and ended up in Dollhouse. I really enjoyed the vibe here as the waitresses themselves were all really playful. Still in the mood for a spinner, Ploy caught my eye and I motioned her over for a drink. Some other notables were one with a right arm tat that could really shake it, as well as a beauty with a nice ass wearing fake glasses (more on her later). My buddy sent me a message that he was finished with his girl and where to meet. I told him to come to Dollhouse. Well many rounds of drinks later, I barfined Ploy and he barfined the one with glasses. I was a little jealous as I was really feeling her. Oh well. We said we wanted long time and asked how long they'the stay 6 am. Perfect. Off we went in a taxi. We like to mess with the girls and it is funny- every single time we tell them that we are in the same room and the same bed, and they just shrug their shoulders and don't seem to mind. Hil-arious!

At this point, I realized I was a little drunk, but that didn't stop my man from getting up. We showered up and went at it. What a great tasting pussy. Threw the rubber on and she rode me like there was no tomorrow. Went into a bunch of positions before nutting to reverse cowgirl. Passed out in each other's arms and woke up at 9:39 am. Whoops! So much for 6 am. Ploy was a good girl though and knew the drill- freshened up in the bathroom and gave me another session. The ultimate cure for a hangover! Got my nut, her line, and told her maybe ill see her tonight. One thing to note- my buddy's girl aka "Glasses" left at 6 am and didn't give him another session.

[Muttley81]

I don't normally hang out in Nana very late so can't say much for that, but certainly all the street food is available there in the normal part of the evening and up to bars closing time at least.

Some of the very late night illegal cart alcohol and music bars are still operating but in lower numbers. Certainly they exist in smaller Sois and in Soi 23, 2 months ago for example. Have not checked the scene after closing time recently.

I used to be a customer of Easy Cart Bar in Soi 21 till it and all the others there were swept out more than a year ago. Some cart bars have a lot of Lady boys. Others do not. One big problem was some girls of insufficient age. One of the girls from Easy Bar went to work in Cowboy 2 bar.

The online guides to Bangkok Nightlife get out of date very quickly and of course are biased to interests of the writer. The ISG will give a wider set of view points for Mongers.

Thanks Syzygies, much appreciated. I'm not too bothered if they have ladyboys or younger girls (well, I do care about that, but you get what I mean) as I won't be taking out from street bars. They were only ever convenient to break up walk to hotel, have a bit of food and continue to have a laugh on the way home.

I've been finding that on the guides, some of them are out of date from knowledge I have from my last visit in October 2014! Some of better websites no longer exist at all. Long live ISG!

[Syzygies]

Coming to Bangkok after a couple of years away and I've been reading some of online guides to Bangkok nightlife. They have said that in early 2017 all the late night street bars and food stalls have been closed down? Great shame if so, used to enjoy those places on walk home from Nana to the hotel if no girls were appealing or I was too tired from exploits earlier in the day.

Anything replaced the bars, are there any late night places on walk between Nana and Soi 4?

I don't normally hang out in Nana very late so can't say much for that, but certainly all the street food is available there in the normal part of the evening and up to bars closing time at least.

Some of the very late night illegal cart alcohol and music bars are still operating but in lower numbers. Certainly they exist in smaller Sois and in Soi 23, 2 months ago for example. Have not checked the scene after closing time recently.

I used to be a customer of Easy Cart Bar in Soi 21 till it and all the others there were swept out more than a year ago. Some cart bars have a lot of Lady boys. Others do not. One big problem was some girls of insufficient age. One of the girls from Easy Bar went to work in Cowboy 2 bar.

The online guides to Bangkok Nightlife get out of date very quickly and of course are biased to interests of the writer. The ISG will give a wider set of view points for Mongers.

[Anon Mous]

I have used this facility a few times and is really very fast. Takes just a couple of minutes. The line at the regular counters could be pretty frustrating especially when many flights from India, China etc. Land simultaneously. The extra 200 Baht is nothing compared to the torturous wait.

Truer words have never been written. I use this facility without fail and the never ending queues at the regular VoA counters always leave me wondering why more people do not avail of this facility. Is it lack of awareness or just a matter of saving a couple of hundred THB? On the other hand, if everyone started using this facility, its very purpose would stand defeated IMHO.

[Mumbai Guy]

When you reach VoA area, there is a separate window / section towards the left hand side where express processing service is provided. Usually, there is also staff available there to assist you. All you have to do is ask. Even otherwise, there are signs placed to guide you. Hope this helps. Any other query, feel free to ask. Enjoy.

I have used this facility a few times and is really very fast. Takes just a couple of minutes. The line at the regular counters could be pretty frustrating especially when many flights from India, China etc. Land simultaneously. The extra 200 Baht is nothing compared to the torturous wait.

[Muttley81]

Coming to Bangkok after a couple of years away and I've been reading some of online guides to Bangkok nightlife. They have said that in early 2017 all the late night street bars and food stalls have been closed down? Great shame if so, used to enjoy those places on walk home from Nana to the hotel if no girls were appealing or I was too tired from exploits earlier in the day.

Anything replaced the bars, are there any late night places on walk between Nana and Soi 4?

[Swpc10]

I have heard of this or a similar service called Red Rope service. Have any of you guys experienced that? Years ago a guy on a Shanghai street keep bugging me to let him take me for red rope service or as he called it led lope.

There is a place in Singapore, in Geylang, that specialized in the Red Rope.

But not all girls do it well.

[Syzygies]

My first visit to BKK was in 1997. At that time Grace was mainly a middle eastern hangout with ladies that appeal to those guys. By 2000 it was overwhelmingly middle eastern. My memory isn't what it used to be but that is what I recall. Thermae back then was the most interesting bar I ever visited. Some people likened it to the bizarre bar in the Star Wars movie.

I think the whole disagreement can be explained by different people remembering different dates. As Betong said, originally there was minimal Middle Eastern presence and that grew. In 1991 (my first visit) I did not really think the place was unsuitable for me, except from point of view that too many girls were not skinny enough. My Farang buddy still loved the Grace at that time.

In 1991 it seemed that the Grace and the Thermae were considered the big 2 coffee shops by some groups of Farangs

[Syzygies]

Well I have some very clear memories of the Grace and can confirm what Red Kilt is telling you. From the time I first went, in 1979, though the early 1980's, the coffeeshop there catered almost entirely to farang. Not surprising, as there were few Middle Eastern tourists to Thailand then. I don't remember exactly when they started appearing in number but I do recall walking into the Grace one time, maybe late '80's or early '90's and being shocked at how totally the place had changed. Anyhow the place was great fun back then, bigger and livelier than the Thermae. Along with Safari on Patpong in the early '90's and Five Star in Soi Cowboy in the late '90's it still ranks among my favorite Bangkok nightspots ever.

Appearing in number and being exclusively Middle Eastern, would seem to be two different things. A few of us that did go to the Grace almost 30 ears ago were not Middle Eastern and did not experience Middle Eastern problems.

[Anon Mous]

Where do you pay 200 bhat for fast processing is it just another counter at visa on arrival section? Thanks.

When you reach VoA area, there is a separate window / section towards the left hand side where express processing service is provided. Usually, there is also staff available there to assist you. All you have to do is ask. Even otherwise, there are signs placed to guide you. Hope this helps. Any other query, feel free to ask. Enjoy.

[LaoMan]

This is a requirement on the website, but I have never heard anyone being asked to show 10000 THB. Better to print your bank details and printout of the hotel booking and return ticket. They almost always asked me the hotel booking and return ticket.

This has happened to a number of people recently.

[Broxy]

Apart from this, you can be asked to present your valid return ticket. Also, you can consider paying additional 200 THB for fast processing of your visa application. The process is a breeze, takes only a couple of minutes and, IMHO, is worth the paltry additional sum.

Where do you pay 200 bhat for fast processing is it just another counter at visa on arrival section?

Thanks.

[Betong]

Sorry Red Kilt. Seems like you did not visit the Grace enough times to have clear memories

Well I have some very clear memories of the Grace and can confirm what Red Kilt is telling you. From the time I first went, in 1979, though the early 1980's, the coffeeshop there catered almost entirely to farang. Not surprising, as there were few Middle Eastern tourists to Thailand then. I don't remember exactly when they started appearing in number but I do recall walking into the Grace one time, maybe late '80's or early '90's and being shocked at how totally the place had changed. Anyhow the place was great fun back then, bigger and livelier than the Thermae. Along with Safari on Patpong in the early '90's and Five Star in Soi Cowboy in the late '90's it still ranks among my favorite Bangkok nightspots ever.

[Anon Mous]

Yes, plus they may also ask to see 10,000 baht in cash.

Apart from this, you can be asked to present your valid return ticket. Also, you can consider paying additional 200 THB for fast processing of your visa application. The process is a breeze, takes only a couple of minutes and, IMHO, is worth the paltry additional sum.

[KilledSoul]

Yes, plus they may also ask to see 10,000 baht in cash.

This is a requirement on the website, but I have never heard anyone being asked to show 10000 THB. Better to print your bank details and printout of the hotel booking and return ticket. They almost always asked me the hotel booking and return ticket.