Pattaya Reports

[Anon Mous]

Then we ended up at the Indian club on walking street. Close to Insomnia and got to walk up stairs to get to it. They dance so sexy. Didn't seem like you were able to barfine lady from here. Does anyone know for sure? Few were sexy as hell!

Which club are you referring to? Was it 'Nashaa' by any chance? Let me know or send a PM and I can help you with the standard operating procedure there. In the meanwhile, enjoy!

[ThatGuy68]

Finally made it back! Place is paradise! On my first night I went easy due to being tired from long flight. I visited Annabelle to look for lady from last trip. Sure enough she was there. We went and checked out Insomnia and Ibar. Then we ended up at the Indian club on walking street. Close to Insomnia and got to walk up stairs to get to it. They dance so sexy. Didn't seem like you were able to barfine lady from here. Does anyone know for sure? Few were sexy as hell!

Day 2. I visited 3 gogos. Windmill, Annabelle and Bliss.

Started out at windmill around 8 pm. Not as many lookers as last trip in Sept but the place was really lively. Mamasan remember be from last time. Had customers move to make room. Bought Mamasan a drink and it paid off as usual. She send two of the best ladies my direction. I wanted to barfine both of them but I resisted and moved on.

Next I checked in at Annabelle to see if line up changed from night before. Nope! Really heavy younger ladies. I stayed for a hour and met up with a fellow ISG member. Nothing caught his eye either so we moved on to check out bliss.

Bliss. I'd guess and say it was around midnight. It seems they either had a shortage of ladies or we showed up late. Seemed like maybe 8 ladies and 30 customers. We did a you-turn at the door. I will say the ladies were better lookers vs Annabelle. Dressed in sexy red lingerie. I will try to visit again a little earlier.

Fellow ISG hadn't been to windmill so we doubled back. Upon arriving same two ladies came back to me. Both kept talking about teamwork. One was sexy young petite and the other was same same but little more meat and really really naughty. The word didn't do her justice. After contemplating one or both I splurged and went for both. Wow! Glad I did. After a great night at Insomnia we returned to hotel. I started out preheating the ovens and they both assisted each other. Next one lady started with a BBBJ and the other with some anal action. Had the king treatment. I started out with the sexier lady and man was she nice and tight. I was barely hanging on after what they did for FS started. So I turned to other lady pretty quick. Not as tight but nice and juicy. I finished shooting load down naughty lady mouth. This was my 3rd 3 some in Thailand and no others compared. Some lady act naughty and different in room. This was NOT the case. Teamwork was exactly what occurred. I'm sorry I have no names or numbers. Not even sure I got the names to be honest.

Seems windmill is so far my go to place. Is there anything better? Tonight I meet up with 2 fellow ISG members. Hoping to his the two different dolls. Dollhouse and living dolls? Still never been by skyfall yet either. Will try to swing by it also.

[Romzy]

Hi all,

Looking for some newbie advice in Pattaya. Me and for of my friends are staying in a private pool villa and wanted to get 5-6 girls over for a party (and then maybe an orgy. Earlier we had thought of getting the girls from DD but the girls are not good looking. Any recommendations of places where we can get 5-6 girls who get along together and also are hot.

[Pipe Layer99]

There are about 5 - 6 soapy massage parlors in Pattaya. Does anybody have any body to body massage experiences in those soapy massage parlors in the past 30 days? Please share your experiences. Thanks.

Doesn't really matter if it's 1 month or more than 6 months. It will be the same. The experience depends on if you and the girl hit it off. IMO, it's fine for a first time visit. After that, the originality / novelty is gone. Better options out there.

[UShobbyist]

There are about 5 - 6 soapy massage parlors in Pattaya. Does anybody have any body to body massage experiences in those soapy massage parlors in the past 30 days? Please share your experiences. Thanks.

[Banana Boi]

Everything they say is fake.

They are jealous as hell.

Let me add that the jealousy is also fake. It's a game to make you feel guilty so you can't let them go. I'll also add that crying is fake too.

I agree. Never stay with the same girl more than 1 consecutive day. Maybe 2 days max per week. They will look as you as an easy mark if you do. You'll think she loves you but she's actually laughing at you behind your back.

Watch out for sick buffalo / family stories..

I'm still waiting for my first sick buffalo story. Does this really still happen?

[Mr Enternational]

I am thinking about planning my next vacations in Pattaya because I am quite attracted to that place. I love the culture, cuisine and nature of this country, and since whenever I visit a place, I also want to know how local women are, do you have any comments about their personality?

You mean the partying, mongering, hookering culture? As JoeFox said, don't believe anything that those women tell you. And I would not advise to stay with one chick 3 days. 1 is enough. Catch and release is the name of the game in Pattaya.

[JoeFox]

I am thinking about planning my next vacations in Pattaya because I am quite attracted to that place. I love the culture, cuisine and nature of this country, and since whenever I visit a place, I also want to know how local women are, do you have any comments about their personality?

Everything they say is fake.

They are jealous as hell.

There love is as deep as your wallet.

Watch out for sick buffalo / family stories.

Respect the 3 day rule (never spend more than 3 days with the same).

Besides that? Very nice people.

[TunningRob]

I am thinking about planning my next vacations in Pattaya because I am quite attracted to that place. I love the culture, cuisine and nature of this country, and since whenever I visit a place, I also want to know how local women are, do you have any comments about their personality?

[Smyke]

My girl finally pulled up and we got a quick bb session in and passed out. I woke up around 10 am and banged her out 4 or 5 times until late checkout at 1 pm.

-HBK.

Wow you are racking up some impressive stats. You don't mention your age, but you appear to be able to climax 6 or 7 times a day for 3 days straight!

You might want to consider a new career as a porn star. (LOL).

[Bugzy 69]

I have over the last couple of days

"Man, I activated my tinder and thai friendly account a month before arriving, and had all these freelancer contacts set up. Guess how many I saw guys? F'in 0! The concept was there, but shit there were just too many options. ".


Rob.

That's reality bro, thumbs up. Been there done that, prior Patts visit I have always sort of collected online contacts but man o man the live opportunities are endless.

[HorseTrader]

Got a handful of line ids but you guys know how those conversations go- there's only so many "I miss you!" and "How are you" before you're over it.

Yes, that is the majority of Line IDs that I collected too. Too many simple text messages. Same situation with girls from ThaiFriendly/ThaiFlirting, beer bars, and go go bars.

But there can be a few good ones too. I've had interesting text messages and video chats with a go-go girl ever since I met her in November. Been doing the same with a Thai girl I met in a restaurant in January. I'll spend a week with one or both on my next visit. To make this work you need a girl with a decent brain and the ability to speak English, there are a few.

[EihTooms]

The girl that I had stayed from 3 am to 1 pm. If 10 hours is not a real Long Time, then how many hours would you say is?

I already wrote a bit more detail previously why that doesn't work for me as a "LT" from a P4P perspective even though she is in my room for a "long time".

If I have to elaborate further I guess I would say it is because it runs so contrary to my own sleep and waking up schedule; if I am finishing the first round that time of the morning (say about 5 am if not later) and then finishing the second round by 12:30 pm that afternoon (likely having begun that same morning) with a few hours sleep in between, I feel like I am just packing it in twice on the same day, in fact the same morning by virtually any usual definition, in order to accommodate HER After Hours schedule instead of my normal night time interest and normal morning interest in having sex, such that it is for me these days.

And I said that is from someone who lives here, not an overseas tourist whose sleep and waking up schedule is likely mixed up for a while anyway.

[Rob Jones]

Rob, I think the pivot is a solid move. I get a bit ocd at times and overplan, but no day ever followed suit, if anything it was the complete opposite. Time flies when you're on the ground there so just manage it as effectively as possible. I love the 10 baht buses for example, but sitting in traffic repeatedly is killer. Motorbike taxis all day every day. With the online contacts there is also the risk that they aren't as good looking or have old pictures. My 'plan' was to innocently invite a bunch out to a bar for drinks and pick / choose from there. Just never got a chance to put it into motion. Why gamble when there are sure things right under your nose you know? Just my 2 cents.

Cheers, you will have a blast.

Thanks Mate.

Like you I overplan and usually it doesn't work as well as I think it should so I will save my online contacts for when I am stuck but it will be like taking ice to the Arctic.

Thanks Rob.

[Lew Ashby]

I'm thinking of changing tact and to enjoy the hunt and save my contacts when things look a bit desperate.

Rob, I think the pivot is a solid move. I get a bit ocd at times and overplan, but no day ever followed suit, if anything it was the complete opposite. Time flies when you're on the ground there so just manage it as effectively as possible. I love the 10 baht buses for example, but sitting in traffic repeatedly is killer. Motorbike taxis all day every day. With the online contacts there is also the risk that they aren't as good looking or have old pictures. My 'plan' was to innocently invite a bunch out to a bar for drinks and pick / choose from there. Just never got a chance to put it into motion. Why gamble when there are sure things right under your nose you know? Just my 2 cents.

Cheers, you will have a blast.