Pattaya Reports

[Mogwai]

One of my favorite lines to tell a chick is, "Don't miss your blessing."

What exactly do you mean with this?
I wonder if the average Thai girl knows what you mean with it.

[Mr Enternational]

What I meant by ratio is that when a ratio is heavily in favour of the working girls the clever ones know that they are in high demand. So they will either look for multiple pops or highest dollar for a long time. The odds are not in a punters favour.

IMHO too many guys give too many women too much credit. They are not as clever as you make them out to be. Women are not sitting around thinking they are in high demand and that they can have any man that comes along and that any man will go to the ends of the earth for her. Women, and people in general, are very insecure. You can get any woman by not groveling over her and by playing on her insecurities. Act like she should be trying to get with you instead of you would do anything to get with her; especially when it comes to a hooker! One of my favorite lines to tell a chick is, "Don't miss your blessing." You can change her life, but what can she really do for you besides open her legs the same as any other woman can?

[Axiata]

Proven yet again? Spending more does not get you better. How can you tell how the chicks in What's Up look anyway with that damn blue light?

What does a ratio matter? You see a chick you want and you talk to her. Damn what everyone else is doing. It is not like people are coupled off and there are no more girls available.

Thanks Mr E.

You are right. Looks are very subjective regardless of the light. My eye sight is not great at night but I did not really notice the blue lights in Whats Up. The girls looked good even with dodgy eyes.

What I meant by ratio is that when a ratio is heavily in favour of the working girls the clever ones know that they are in high demand. So they will either look for multiple pops or highest dollar for a long time. The odds are not in a punters favour.

Happy Hunting.

[Chris H]

What does a ratio matter? You see a chick you want and you talk to her. Damn what everyone else is doing. It is not like people are coupled off and there are no more girls available.

Exactly my thoughts.

[Banana Boi]

The accomodations and the ammenities. Some G Clubs will have swimming pools, food, couches in the main area, and better rooms. A BJ bar will have bar stools, a pool table, and you can get your dick sucked at some in public or go to a crude room in the back or upstairs. I would say with most G Clubs the owner has put more money into it than a BJ bar.

Given this criteria I would say the only G clubs in pattaya would be the den, kit cat, heavens, and Kinnaree.

I'll still wrongfully call them all G clubs.

[Mr Enternational]

By far the best was What's Up. Sapphire was a sausage fest and the ratio was all wrong. The other clubs had better ratio but the girls were average. What's Up and it had the best lookers and I did bar fine one who had a super body and pretty face. Performance did not match the looks.

Proven yet again? Spending more does not get you better. How can you tell how the chicks in What's Up look anyway with that damn blue light?

Also went to iBar and Insomnia but way too busy and ratio wrong.

What does a ratio matter? You see a chick you want and you talk to her. Damn what everyone else is doing. It is not like people are coupled off and there are no more girls available.

[Axiata]

Just finished a short time trip to Pattaya. Crammed a lot in 4 nights but my observations were that since my last visit in November that January was way too busy. Soi 6 was quiet during the days but the hunting was ok. Best bar was Pussy Club although the talent was still thin. Lisa Bar was a disappointment this trip. Did try Smokes and Kisses and found only one to my liking. The girls from Pussy Club were at least fun and could perform. Managed to alsp take one out for 2 hours back to my hotel were she really performed like a GF. Really the talent in Soi 6 was low. My wingman did take one from the Pussy Club that was a real PSE.

The gogos were largely hit and miss. Tried Ginza, Peppermint, Sensations, Sapphire and What's Up. By far the best was What's Up. Sapphire was a sausage fest and the ratio was all wrong. The other clubs had better ratio but the girls were average. What's Up and it had the best lookers and I did bar fine one who had a super body and pretty face. Performance did not match the looks. That said, still enjoyed being with her and performing a very long and wet DATY.

Visited Heaven G club and wow such a change from November. Only one girl there and the place was dead. Apparently all the girls have left and that spells doom I think.

Tried a few bars in LK Metro but did not see talent worth bar fine. Also went to iBar and Insomnia but way too busy and ratio wrong.

So all in all, the trip was fun but will stay away from Pattaya in January next time. Just too busy and way too many guys. Also noticed low number of good talent girls worth bar fine.

Happy Hunting.

[LittleBigMan]

Also, a club not sure if is is still open if is just off Soi Buakhao heading south just off Soi 15, the Soi that leads to the back portion of the Avenue, as soon as you approach Soi 15 to make a right there is a restaurant on the corner, just before that is a small entrance it is a small courtyard? The place is called 555.

[Banana Boi]

Camel Toe is in soi Kophai 10, not in Jomtien. Pin Up? I never heard about this club so I searched on google and seems that Pin Up is the former Fairy Club (in a small alley of soi buakhao). It's right?

Winchester and Rioja are still close?

Yes it's Fairy Club just off Soi Buakhao.

I walked to Punch and Judy fairly quickly from Camel Toe so I assumed it was Jomtien as I believe Punch and Judy is considered to be in Jomtien.

I assumed Winchester and Rioja are still closed.

I also forgot Velvet Club on my list which is near Soi Full Love Inn.

[Christian G]

If more than a week, try at last Kinnaree. Many G clubs walking distance from Soi Buakhao and Soi Lengkee. The Den, Xzyte, Bar de la Poste, L0l1tas, Bliss, Pin Up, Geisha, M Club, Pirates, Club Sin, J club, Club 4, 007, Carre Blanc, etc. Another group in Jomtien. Kit Cat, Jade House. Camel Toe, Passion. In Pratumnak Hill, Kinnaree and Heaven.

Camel Toe is in soi Kophai 10, not in Jomtien. Pin Up? I never heard about this club so I searched on google and seems that Pin Up is the former Fairy Club (in a small alley of soi buakhao). It's right?

Winchester and Rioja are still close?

[Mr Enternational]

What is the difference between a G Club and a BJ bar?

The accomodations and the ammenities. Some G Clubs will have swimming pools, food, couches in the main area, and better rooms. A BJ bar will have bar stools, a pool table, and you can get your dick sucked at some in public or go to a crude room in the back or upstairs. I would say with most G Clubs the owner has put more money into it than a BJ bar.

[Banana Boi]

Telephone Bar is not a G Club. It is a blow job bar. CIM is standard at other BJ bars such as Bliss Lounge and Lolis.

What is the difference between a G Club and a BJ bar? From my experience, girls in BJ bars (Bar la Poste, Telephone) will do FS and G club girls with do BJ only.

Rob, if you want good looking girls Telephone and La Poste aren't the places to seek this out. The G clubs have a lot of uglies but definitely can find some gems too. If your trip is short, just stick to Soi 6 like everyone else on here. If more than a week, try at last Kinnaree. Many G clubs walking distance from Soi Buakhao and Soi Lengkee. The Den, Xzyte, Bar de la Poste, L0l1tas, Bliss, Pin Up, Geisha, M Club, Pirates, Club Sin, J club, Club 4, 007, Carre Blanc, etc. Another group in Jomtien. Kit Cat, Jade House. Camel Toe, Passion. In Pratumnak Hill, Kinnaree and Heaven. A bunch more on the Dark Side. Apologies if I missed a club. I have some gems in these places but let's make no mistake about this, they are not top tier gogo girls and you're lucky to find 1 or 2 decent girls in each place. Kinnaree and Kit Cat may be the 2 exceptions. Having said that, they are fun places to spend an afternoon when most places other than Soi 6 are still closed.

To get to Telephone bar, South Pattaya Road baht bus towards Sukhumvit. It's about a 3 minute walk from South Pattaya Road.

[Christian G]

Is the Telephone Bar near South Pattaya Road and Sukhumvit Road or near that area? I want a bar room BBBJ so that will be on my agenda.

Yes, you can reach Le Telephone from Pattaya Tai soi 2 or from Sukhumvit Road soi 46/3, check google maps, it is marked. You could check also the sister bar Le Poste in soi Lengkee.

[Love Palace]

Is the Telephone Bar near South Pattaya Road and Sukhumvit Road or near that area? I want a bar room BBBJ so that will be on my agenda.

Thanks Rob.

You can take the bathbus South Pattaya Road almost to Sukhumvit Road. When you see a big sign Green Grass on your left, signal stop. You see a corner with cafeteria Ice Frost Dessert. Turn left down that road. Turn right at / eleven, pass LK Grand and then next to the left, then you see the english phone box which is the entrance. 6 min from bahtbus. Club is open from 10 or earlier. Close 21.00 Ask for Jane.

[Rob Jones]

There is one section here by guests: Pattaya Gentlemensclubs with a list of clubs. One popular club is Kinnareeplace.com. 1000ST 350 room 160 ladydrinks. Best time 15-18. Another one is Telephonebar. BBBJ 500 in the bar! ST 1000 + variable prices rooms.

Kinnaree has a good choice of girls. Earlier it was easy to agree to LT in hotel after 19.00 Now the best girls go to Japaneese and Korean clubs after 19.00 There the earn so much more!

Telephonebar is perhaps the only club where you are sure to get CIM as a standard.

Is the Telephone Bar near South Pattaya Road and Sukhumvit Road or near that area? I want a bar room BBBJ so that will be on my agenda.

Thanks Rob.