Pattaya Reports

[Bugzy 69]

If you are looking for real massage no place beats Savannah massage places, around 5 of them scattered along 2nd road so easy to find on songtheaw route. Signs are purplish and don't expect any dirty business.

Wanted to find a Thai Massage that was not on Beach road or 2nd Road. I stop by Good Massage and Spa on Soi 13/2. The lady said she would give me a nice Thai massage and she had strong hands. So I said OK. Before I got in door, the lady switch with another younger Thai girl. At the beginning of massage I could tell she was not experience. I had to prompt her on what to do. She rush through the massage and it was the worst massage I had in my six year in Thailand. She finish before one hour, I asked her how long she been doing massage, she said one year and she was from Bangkok. I told her that this was my worst massage I ever had. She just look at me. I also told cashier and same response.

I wrote a review in Trip Advisors and rated POOR and got rejected. If you go to Good Massage and Spa, be aware!

[Rob Jones]

Hi Guys.

Home now and sober LOL. I just read my report that I posted while in Thailand and it made no sense.

We hit Pattaya on the Saturday and after checking in to our hotel, the Penthouse we had a walk down Walking Street had some food and had a quite beer at one of the Simons and tried to work out a game plan. The plan was to hit as many bars as we could and see what was really going on. As time goes by my memory is poor so names and venues will be vague at best. I am not sure how many bars we went to before we had our first bar fine for the night but probably not many.

We got 2 22 year yo and proceeded back to the hotel for the deed. My wingman got the better of the 2 and it was good to notch the belt for the first one. After the deed we had drinks and then dropped them back at the Ago go. We had a few more beers at a few more bars with different levels of participation from the girls. Finally we hit Wildcats? And an older lady caught my eye so after a bit of fondling I hit her up for a LT. On the way home she contacted a friend for us to have a threesome so the deal was done.

So night one I had 1St and a LT 3 some so I so pretty happy.

Sunday Day 2 we decided after breakfast to see some sights so checked out a few sights and then after lunch I staered looking at my girls who line contacts I had. One said she was working at Taboo that night so I thought why noy at least check her out. We got there and after a drink we asked the girls we were molesting if they know her and they said yes after seeing her profile but said she wasn't working that night, her friends were cute so we barfined them instead. A good session. After that we went back to Walking Street we checked out a few more bars, one with a bathtub at the back. At that ago go I was almost fucking this girl with these 2 dudes watching, mas I was loving it. We then went to a bar with nurses out the front so in we went and had some good groping with lots of girls and took 2 home for a long time. When we got back to the hotel mine said she only wanted ST and I couldn't be bothered to argue so I pounded her hard for a couple hours and sent her home.

Monday Day 3 I had organised for my Thai Friendly 3 some and definitely one of the highlights. These girls are in a relationship but are both bi-sexual so they like to get cock when they can. Man everything was on offer and all holes explored! I was exhausted after that session. Since Friday night I think I had amassed about 9 hours sleep so an easy day was on the cards. After checking out the beach and doing 3 laps on the Baht bus I called it a night but my wing man went back for one his first night hook ups.

Tuesday Day 4. Amazing what a nights sleep can do for you. I called a Thai Friendly contact for a morning meeting and she said sure be there in 1 hour. She has a friend so both of us are set for a morning session, and it set the mood for the day. We went to the shooting range at Tiffanys and then proceeded to Beach Road for some lunch and drinks. We found ourselves at a bar on the corner of Beach Road and Soi 8? And had more beers and starting pool with some girls. WTF we bar fines and that got us thru to dinner time. Food at the Restaurant at the start of WS that overlooks the water and back to the ago gos. We revisted some that we visited thru the week and had some good sessions with the girls and we both knew that due to drunkness and 2 fucks already the day that there will be no barfining so we decide just to party at the bars. We thought all the bars we went to were bars we hadn't hit before and after having a good feel up of this girl my wingman pointed out a bathtub at the back at and all of a sudden there is girl being fingered by these 2 guys and she starts yelling at me about where did I go and I have a look at the bathtub again and the same 2 two guys are still there waiting for I don't know what. We ended up at Crazy House and fuck me it was on. After about ½ hour we had 5 girls, most naked, around us playing with pussy getting stroked and eventually all 5 girls giving us blowjobs. Just when we thought it couldn't get better this 8 comes into the bar and sees us near fucking her friends gets interested. I tell her to show us her boobs and in a flash her street clothes are off and she is sitting on my face. Tuesday was definitely the best night of the trip.

Wednesday day 5. My wing man is down! He is shitting thru a needle and can't keep any food down. WTF I'm ok and we have been eating the same food. I call a Thai Friendly contact and she is there in an hour giving me a BBBJ with CIM. My mate is still down so I go out for lunch and just checking thinks out. I go to Post Office Soi and get a 4 hand massage but I'm not going to pay 4000 baht for a blow job so I'm all primed so I go to Pump Station and get blown for 900 baht LOL. I go back to the wingman is no better so I have a quite dinner and have an early night myself.

I can't wait to get back to Pattaya in 12 months for another holiday. I will do my Bangkok report in the Bangkok forum. In total in Pattaya 11 girls with 4 from Thai Friendly and I could have easily had a couple more from there but I saw no need to use them.

Recommendations are Windmill, Annabelles, Marilyn Monroes and Wildcats. Probably more but I can't remember. Ago gos I wouldn't go to is definatley Bacarras. If you are not Asian forget it, it is almost like you are invisible.

Thanks Rob.

[UltraHappy]

in fact I stuck with 10% tip policy to the girls and Mamsan and 100 baht tip to the doorman if I pick a girl from go-go or club.

The end of the story is if you aren't good looking, white skinned or have a Greek God body you can always impress everyone with your heavy wallet. After all you live once.

I commend you for your generosity. Everyone knows the local Mamasans and doormen could use some extra baht.

For me, I never tip the mamasans or doormen. As for the doormen, I didn't ask them to open the door for me. I can open the door myself. I hold doors open for people all day long who are following me and I don't expect any tip from these people just because I didn't let the door slam behind me.

As for the mamasan, I frankly don't understand why I would give her a tip. She isn't the one who is going to be sucking my dick. Unless she's rendering some special service for me, I just don't see the point. I can see the girls, talk to them, and evaluate them all on my own. Sure, Mamasan knows stuff I don't know. Ok, so the day when I ask her for her advice, then I'll tip her. Until then, all the hasslings for tips are just frankly annoying. Yes, I know she supposedly does tons of shit for the girls. Ok, so the girls can tip her then.

My policy is to not tip anyone except my waitress and even then, the tip remains fairly small. You can call me a cheap Charlie if you want, and you would be right except as to the girls I take out who are good to me. Then, I am not a cheap Charlie.

Just my personal style.

[Bdonkadonk]

https://thepattayanews.com/2018/02/1...n-pattaya-bar/

So sad that a guy has to die in Soi 6, which is the happiest place (street) on earth. It happened Friday afternoon and may the poor chap rest in peace.

[Deshpander]

Hi there,

First I would thank all of the fellow ISG members for helping me feel like one of the own by giving advices and info about Pattaya. So here I am contributing my share.

I am an Indian, so I expected some discrimination from Pattaya, but to my surprise I didn't get any. Maybe because I was alone, and I didn't behave shit like some other Indians do. Yes even I felt Indians worsening our race their. Back to share.

Picked up a girl from beach, took 2000 baht for 2 shots, but was in rather hurry, my mood got off, no kiss no DATY, I let go as it was waste to spend time.

I roamed roads then entered wind-mill gogo bar.

This was my first time to any gogo bar and boy I was impressed.

I was on 2nd floor and ordered a beer, 1 girl asked me about ladydrink, and out of gentleman I should be ordered 1 for her. She sat with me chatted a bit and then lap dance started, I had seen movies where lap dances are given but if you touch it ends. So I stayed still, fellow aside me cheered me up, and poured knowledge of what is actually done. And voila sweetest night it was. Barfine 1000 and ST 2000 and she was in my room, she was maybe on her periods, so we could do only once, other was BJ, but as I was OK with just spending time, she was so happy, she made me her friend.

[MonkeyPaw]

After my my session at Sabai Room with Lita, Monkeypaw headed to Walking Street for round 2. It only took one bar, my first bar, to find my next girl. Around 9:00 pm I walked into Yes Club, which is off to the side of WS behind the Club. Yes! Has been opened maybe around a few months. You can tell by new furniture and furnishings. The chairs, in my opinion, are silly. They sit too low and are far from the drink tray. You have to over reach. Previously, I've barfined a model from there. For the model, I paid 2000 barfine and 3000 for ST rate, not including drinks, tip, and taxi. She was on a 10 day contract as with most models and didn't work there anymore.

I stayed there about 15 minutes and was about to leave until I saw #61. She's tall and cute, but typically not my style. Her hair was short barely pass her shoulders and she lacked boobs. Her best asset was probably her long legs. She was a taller, slim, decent ass, and did have a cute face, so Monkeypaw decided to take the plunge. Care was her name. She previously worked Crystal at LK, but told me she switched because of too many farangs who like to grab and touch for 1 drink. I told her that YES! Also had farangs. She said but at least the club wasn't the type where they were cheap and touchy. I sat with her and a new mamasan. I bought her a couple of rounds of drinks and the mamasan 1 as well. The Monkeypaw total drink bill was 820. Only 120 of that was my own drink and it was buy 1 get 1 free. So 3 drinks for staff was 700 baht. That's pretty expensive even for a Go Go Bar.

I ended up taking Care back to my condo for ST. Barfine was 1500 and 3000 and 200 tip for her. Her performance was good with lots BBBJ. I had already had the session at Sabai Room, so it took me very long time to finish plus I was rock hard on that gel still. After she came, she was very sensitive. I was banging her for about 45 minutes straight, so I had to end up asking for a CIM blow job, which she did. Care was a good performer and very sweet. When I went to the shower, she made up my bed. Strange but very nice of her. She gets a Monkeypaw 2 🐾 up.

Care is the one dancing sexy and smiling in the video. In the photo, she's the one glowing white with the sexy long legs. Enjoy.

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[Mr Enternational]

Wanted to find a Thai Massage that was not on Beach road or 2nd Road. I stop by Good Massage and Spa on Soi 13/2. The lady said she would give me a nice Thai massage and she had strong hands. So I said OK. Before I got in door, the lady switch with another younger Thai girl. At the beginning of massage I could tell she was not experience.

They switched because they are in a queue, same as the motorbike taxis. If you wanted the first lady that you talked to, then when they tried to switch you should have made it known. I walked by that place the other day and they tried to get me to come in. I said Good Massage? I want better than just good. I kept walking and there at the top of the soi on the opposite side was Best Massage.

[Wimble]

Many years ago, I wrote a negative review of a deluxe spa in Phuket. It was a real rip off and catered to mostly Europeans who are not aware of the outside price for services nor the better quality of services one can expect at similarly priced resorts. But they got great reviews, probably written by the owners themselves under different accounts. But my review did not appear.

Trip Advisors was outed in the news last year because they hide or banned reviews and warnings from travellers who were attacked or got sick from consuming fake drinks in the Caribbeans and Latin and South America. Nothing really happened to Trip Advisor but the newspaper did report on several of the stories.

I wrote a review in Trip Advisors and rated POOR and got rejected. If you go to Good Massage and Spa, be aware!

[David 2]

Wanted to find a Thai Massage that was not on Beach road or 2nd Road. I stop by Good Massage and Spa on Soi 13/2. The lady said she would give me a nice Thai massage and she had strong hands. So I said OK. Before I got in door, the lady switch with another younger Thai girl. At the beginning of massage I could tell she was not experience. I had to prompt her on what to do. She rush through the massage and it was the worst massage I had in my six year in Thailand. She finish before one hour, I asked her how long she been doing massage, she said one year and she was from Bangkok. I told her that this was my worst massage I ever had. She just look at me. I also told cashier and same response.

I wrote a review in Trip Advisors and rated POOR and got rejected. If you go to Good Massage and Spa, be aware!

This is not the soi to go to when looking for a Thai massage. It's one of the raunchiest sois around, and is known for offering everything BUT good massages. Suggest you go to Eden or Nemo's on Soi Diana if you're looking for a good massage without any extras.

[Coconut8888]

Wanted to find a Thai Massage that was not on Beach road or 2nd Road. I stop by Good Massage and Spa on Soi 13/2. The lady said she would give me a nice Thai massage and she had strong hands. So I said OK. Before I got in door, the lady switch with another younger Thai girl. At the beginning of massage I could tell she was not experience. I had to prompt her on what to do. She rush through the massage and it was the worst massage I had in my six year in Thailand. She finish before one hour, I asked her how long she been doing massage, she said one year and she was from Bangkok. I told her that this was my worst massage I ever had. She just look at me. I also told cashier and same response.

I wrote a review in Trip Advisors and rated POOR and got rejected. If you go to Good Massage and Spa, be aware!

[Mr Enternational]

Met Rocky in front of 808 last night at 1am. It seemed like security did not want to let him in because the guy that was checking him asked if he was with me. I said yep. We went upstairs and I asked what he wanted to drink. I went to the first bar in front and got an orange juice for him and a water for me. 240 baht. We walked into the back and I showed him where I usually sit next to the door. The spot was occupied. We did a lap around the club and I would stop every now and then to talk some shit to a chick. When we got to the other side I saw a couple of chicks with a bucket of beer on their table. I went to the first one and talked a little shit then I went over to her friend and said my friend like you. She was receptive but Rocky was not giving her any play. I actually would have taken this chick for myself. The chick that I was talking to got up and I sat on her stool. She went to make a lap around. I said what's up man. Why aren't you talking to her? By this time my girl was back. He said that she was not his type. I said cool and told the ladies we would see them later.

We walked a little farther to the entrance on the right and lo and behold the table at the door was open with two stools. We sat down. I told him that when a chick comes by that he likes just grab her by the hand. Every chick that passed that he liked though he would try to put his arm around their back as they passed. But of course they were walking forward, so he was just grabbing air. I said no man grab them by the hand.

What I do is more fishing than hunting. Guys go from gogo to gogo or bar to bar looking at 40 chicks to find one that they like. I like to drop anchor and let the current carry all the fish past me. Then when I see one that I like I throw a line out.

On a side note, my frat brother (guy that brought the dresses) was in the VIP next to where we were sitting. He said that he was waiting on a couple of chicks. They kept trying to kick him out of the VIP because someone was having a party and had reserved the space. I said man don't you see this sign that says reserved? He said the sign was not there when he got there. That dude was standing his ground. When his two chicks showed up I was like got damn. They looked so good that I had to ask Rocky if he was sure those were not ladyboys.

I don't know how it happened but 3 chicks came over to our table hanging out. But there was a lot of movement between them. They kept going back and forth and around and around like they had ants in their pants. Somehow Rocky ended up being with the chick I was talking to and her friend was over between my legs. She looked down at my shirt (Brazil football Jersey) and said oh Brazil and cold started speaking Portuguese. I was stunned. These Thai chicks are always full of surprises. She said that she used to live in Sao Paulo and I told her that I lived and studied in Rio. Then she told the chick that Rocky was with and that bich started speaking Portuguese too! The 3 of them were off that Red Wine and me and Rocky still had our original drinks.

At 3am the chicks were telling us to come to Flexx with them. I told them that it was too early for Flexx. You don't want to get there before 4am. My chick said that she needed to go there soon so she could go home and sleep because she had to work at 10am. I asked where she worked and she said Royal Garden. I told her that I would come see her the next day. 3:30 came and they were adamant about leaving to go to the other club so I said okay, let me go to the toilet first.

I didn't come straight back from the toilet. I went the other way to do one last lap around the club. As I was passing 2 chicks, one started pointing to her friend. But the friend was moving away from me like ewww get away from me. I said your friend does not like me. So then she started being more receptive. I told her that I had to go but I would take her number and get with her another day. She put her number in my phone and it was already in there. It was a Badoo chick that I had never met, but had told me 3000 before. I laughed in my head. Later I sent my main wingman a message about her and he said there was a Badoo chick that told him 3000 in October, but in November she came over for 1200.

When I got back to the table, Rocky and the chicks were gone. I sent him a message but he didn't answer. I decided to head over to Flexx. When I went outside the police were making their rounds. The music in every club and bar went off and lights that were on went off, and lights that were off went on. I sent my chick that was with Rocky a message and she said she would be at Flexx soon. I hopped on my bike and headed over.

[MonkeyPaw]

Date: 2/10.

Provider- Lita #90.

Description- 5'5, 110, slim, nice silicone, large tattoo on stomach (covering see-section), brownish red hair past shoulder, white skin, Chiangmai features.

Place- Sabai Room.

Paid- 2800 total: 2400 plus 200 tip for girl, 100 tip manager, and 100 tip house keeping.

Session time: 70 of 90 minutes.

ROS- About 7:30 pm arrived at Sabai Room. Maybe about 60 girls available. Settled on Lita. She was sitting near the front and center. I get really scared of getting a fat girl at soapies, so I look for signs like big arms and such. Her English is good through out or session. Quick shower, followed by body to body soapy massage on the float, followed by a bath, followed by sex. Sex was of course orchestrated. Lubed my dick first and blow job with condom on. Her skills are good. Felt like it was a BBBJ. Went through 4 positions cowgirl, miss, doggy, sideways. She gets extremely wet. Felt at times she was gushing. Finished with a tit fuck and came on her neck. Soapies I change girls anyways, so no need to ask if I would repeat. Just too many options and variable underneath the clothes. Most girls are very similar in looks and style. But it's the Monkeypaw way to help out as many single moms as I can. If I stuck to Go Go bars all the time, these soapies girls wouldn't have a chance. Dad says spread around the money and monkey love!

[Mr Enternational]

Most Thai girls just don't have much of either and natural beauty is rare amongst humans. To be honest, most girls without makeup are rather ugly unattractive anyways.

I am the exact opposite. I love chicks with natural beauty and can't stand to see them with all that shit on their face. As soon as they come to my room I make them wash that makeup off. One chick that I met in the disco last night I went to see at her job at Royal Garden today. I walked past her twice before she told me where her place was. She looked like a totally different person. I told her that the makeup she had on made her look 10 years older. Today she was a natural beauty.

[MonkeyPaw]

LOL. If these biches looked like models then don't you think they would be models? Might as well splurge even more on one that's like a virgin while you are at it.

Models are made, not born. Just go pick any chick and take her to get her hair and makeup done and buy her a fancy dress and shoes. It ain't hard at all.

I agree with Mr. E on this. My Dad says it's all about how much time and money a girl has to invest to make herself look good. Most Thai girls just don't have much of either and natural beauty is rare amongst humans. To be honest, most girls without makeup are rather ugly unattractive anyways.

A few years ago, my Dad to prove this point to me gave me around 100,000 HKD or around $13,000 (400,000 baht) to do an experiment. I was to go find the most unattractive girl possible, but she also had to have potential, so perhaps I can get something out her as my reward. I was to take the 100,000 HKD and invest in making her beautiful, like a model. So talking to some girls at Happy A Go Go about my offer, one suggest that I can invest in her sister who is in Chaiyaphum. Her name is Nongfar. She had pics of her, and this girl was very ugly indeed. Her sister was 25 years old and a virgin. I was able to meet her in person and at least she had a slim body and a decent ass. Her eyes were messed up, skin dark, just plain yuck 🤢 all over. Anyways Dad and I decided this was definitely a charity worth the cause. We slowly trickled the money to her and her family over a few of months. She sent pics of her progression to her eyes and face and her new boobs. The end result was astonishing. Afterwards, as my reward. I got Nongfar's virginity and was able to break her in some more sexually, when I brought her to Hong Kong for a couple of weeks for fun. Then we said our "good byes. " I just doing charity Monkeypaw style.

[Mr Enternational]

I'll wait and see if Rocky 2300 writes up on his experiences before I tell you guys the end result.

Are you kidding me? I took that mf out and he stole MY girl! We have been out since 1am. Him and the girl just left 30 minutes ago. It is 5:30am. All he spent all night was 100 baht for 1 orange juice. She has been buying her own wine all night. And he is going to give her 1000 baht tomorrow when she leaves. Like I said, fuck with me and he will be taking money home. Y'all are overthinking this shit.

LOL. And now I an talking to a chick that says she is a hostess at a gogo on LK Metro. I told her I would come there tomorrow and buy her a drink. I only started talking to her because. shit i gotta go. she keeps fucking with my phone