Pattaya Reports

[Smokers Rule]

Please don't quote the entire lengthy report. Just one or two lines would have been enough in this case.

Mea culpa. Thanks for saying please!

[HorneeFalang]

Mr. E is going to have a heart attack!


I've seen 2 male vs. male fights in my entire time in Thailand, both were at Ruby Bar. Way too many wanna-be's in that place.

Only other fights I've seen were between ladyboys and a fist fight between a cute young Thai girl and her boyfriend.

Last time I poked my head in at Ruby Bar it was early and the patrons appeared to be roided up. Not a good combo being juiced up whilst on the juice. Angry vibes that evening so I kept walking and some how ended up at Red Point bar. A very busty Issan provider followed me in. We sat on the lounge inside (the place was empty besides two Thai guys who appeared to work there). After the basic chat and the provider giving my cock a good massage and me sucking her magnificent tits we went upstairs. The rooms were clean and tidy. The girl had a terrific body, I think she would have been about 24, long hair, dark skin. You know the type. No baby damage. Tight waist. And oh those titties! Yes they were false but fuck the surgeon did an excellent job. I got her on all fours, made her keep her extremely tall heels on and ate her asshole and pussy like a man possessed. 69, doggie, and fucked her hard and deep mish. Pussy was tight and those fun bags heaved and tossed as I fucked her good. I came so hard I thought I was going to blast off.

2000 THB including room.

WIR?

Absolutely fuck yes.

The only downer was I developed a slight rash around my nose and on my face from maybe sticking my entire face in that ass and pussy. Or maybe it was from something else. Anyway it was worth it and the rash cleared up after some hydro-cortisone cream.

[Banana Boi]

Please DO NOT tip the doormen. What benefit is there for a person to do so? This isn't Spearmint Rhino or Sapphire in Las Vegas where the doormen block off good seats and expect a tip if you sit in them. As for the mamasan, if and ONLY IF she helped you get the girl, then MAYBE she deserves a tip. Even then why tip unless you plan on being a regular at that bar? As for waitresses, they get 20 to 40 baht tip at the end of the night whether I bought 1 or 25 drinks. If the waitress is super cute (a rarity these days) and DFK's you and lets you grope her then tip her 100 baht.

Recommendations are Windmill, Annabelles, Marilyn Monroes and Wildcats. Probably more but I can't remember. Ago gos I wouldn't go to is definatley Bacarras. If you are not Asian forget it, it is almost like you are invisible.

Sounds like you prefer service over looks. Dirtiest clubs on WS are Windmill, Wildcats, Annabelle's, Crazy House, Taboo, and Sugar Babies. I've bombed out at MM every time I've gone. None of these would rank in the top 10 for overall looks imo.

Don't feel left out at Baccara. The girls pretty much ignore all the Japanese and Koreans there too but they don't seem to mind being ignored. They just want to grab a girl and bang her as quickly as possible, then rush to another gogo bar to grab another girl.

[Paolo99]

I've seen 2 male vs. male fights in my entire time in Thailand, both were at Ruby Bar. Way too many wanna-be's in that place.

Only other fights I've seen were between ladyboys and a fist fight between a cute young Thai girl and her boyfriend.

Fights in Pattaya are not uncommon, especially on WS in the late hours. The most disturbing I saw was when a freelancer from discos (she was so small, no more than 40 kilos) assaulted a big guy (looked like an Aussie, he was muscular, maybe 90 kilos but very drunk) . The guy was in blood in less than a minute. She was so savage, nobody helped her and she did the damage only with her hands. But the guy was so drunk that he didn't try to fight back. I'm pretty sure she would have killed him if she could. When Thai passerby asked her what happened, that be*tch said he talked bad to her. Nobody got involved, motorbike taxis were watching quietly, and the Thai guys seeing that the foreigner wasn't fighting back didn't participate, in the end it was a girl nearby that put the guy on a motorbike taxi and told him to go away quickly.

[Mogwai]

Rob can you give us an idea of the prices you were quoted and paid?

Please don't quote the entire lengthy report. Just one or two lines would have been enough in this case.

[Mogwai]

For me, I never tip the mamasans or doormen. As for the doormen, I didn't ask them to open the door for me. I can open the door myself. I hold doors open for people all day long who are following me and I don't expect any tip from these people just because I didn't let the door slam behind me.

I think the doormen are there for security and not just for opening the door. Nevertheless I never tip them either. And anyway, they don't seem to expect it.

[MonkeyPaw]

I've grabbed her other night. FYI Mo is all about money. She likes girls, it's pretty obvious by her demeanor. This was verified as we talked over drinks. She's 22 with a very athletic type body and shapely ass. She is pictured in red. Her boobs are small and look sexier in her dance outfit than naked. Face wise, she is very cute in looks. Probably she would be number 2 in overall looks at Sapphire, behind May. There are actually 4 Mays that work at Sapphire and the one I'm talking about, I will repost a pic. May is in black. What I mean about liking money is that if you aren't there to buy her many drinks to go towards her quota or ready to barfine her, be prepared for her to bounce to another customer. This was our second session, so I knew what's up with her. The hotter girls are there to make money, not chit chat with customers who stall. Back in the room, she provided BBBJ with CIM, multiple pops, and DFK but YMMV depending on your looks, attitude, reputation, and tipping. She always treats Monkeypaw right and her best position is doggy. Paid was 3000 plus 300 tip, 1500 barfine and about 1000 in drinks. Mo gets a Monkeypaw 2 paws up!

[Smokers Rule]

Rob can you give us an idea of the prices you were quoted and paid?

Hi Guys.

Home now and sober LOL. I just read my report that I posted while in Thailand and it made no sense.

We hit Pattaya on the Saturday and after checking in to our hotel, the Penthouse we had a walk down Walking Street had some food and had a quite beer at one of the Simons and tried to work out a game plan. The plan was to hit as many bars as we could and see what was really going on. As time goes by my memory is poor so names and venues will be vague at best. I am not sure how many bars we went to before we had our first bar fine for the night but probably not many.

We got 2 22 year yo and proceeded back to the hotel for the deed. My wingman got the better of the 2 and it was good to notch the belt for the first one. After the deed we had drinks and then dropped them back at the Ago go. We had a few more beers at a few more bars with different levels of participation from the girls. Finally we hit Wildcats? And an older lady caught my eye so after a bit of fondling I hit her up for a LT. On the way home she contacted a friend for us to have a threesome so the deal was done.

So night one I had 1St and a LT 3 some so I so pretty happy.

Sunday Day 2 we decided after breakfast to see some sights so checked out a few sights and then after lunch I staered looking at my girls who line contacts I had. One said she was working at Taboo that night so I thought why noy at least check her out. We got there and after a drink we asked the girls we were molesting if they know her and they said yes after seeing her profile but said she wasn't working that night, her friends were cute so we barfined them instead. A good session. After that we went back to Walking Street we checked out a few more bars, one with a bathtub at the back. At that ago go I was almost fucking this girl with these 2 dudes watching, mas I was loving it. We then went to a bar with nurses out the front so in we went and had some good groping with lots of girls and took 2 home for a long time. When we got back to the hotel mine said she only wanted ST and I couldn't be bothered to argue so I pounded her hard for a couple hours and sent her home.

Monday Day 3 I had organised for my Thai Friendly 3 some and definitely one of the highlights. These girls are in a relationship but are both bi-sexual so they like to get cock when they can. Man everything was on offer and all holes explored! I was exhausted after that session. Since Friday night I think I had amassed about 9 hours sleep so an easy day was on the cards. After checking out the beach and doing 3 laps on the Baht bus I called it a night but my wing man went back for one his first night hook ups.

Tuesday Day 4. Amazing what a nights sleep can do for you. I called a Thai Friendly contact for a morning meeting and she said sure be there in 1 hour. She has a friend so both of us are set for a morning session, and it set the mood for the day. We went to the shooting range at Tiffanys and then proceeded to Beach Road for some lunch and drinks. We found ourselves at a bar on the corner of Beach Road and Soi 8? And had more beers and starting pool with some girls. WTF we bar fines and that got us thru to dinner time. Food at the Restaurant at the start of WS that overlooks the water and back to the ago gos. We revisted some that we visited thru the week and had some good sessions with the girls and we both knew that due to drunkness and 2 fucks already the day that there will be no barfining so we decide just to party at the bars. We thought all the bars we went to were bars we hadn't hit before and after having a good feel up of this girl my wingman pointed out a bathtub at the back at and all of a sudden there is girl being fingered by these 2 guys and she starts yelling at me about where did I go and I have a look at the bathtub again and the same 2 two guys are still there waiting for I don't know what. We ended up at Crazy House and fuck me it was on. After about hour we had 5 girls, most naked, around us playing with pussy getting stroked and eventually all 5 girls giving us blowjobs. Just when we thought it couldn't get better this 8 comes into the bar and sees us near fucking her friends gets interested. I tell her to show us her boobs and in a flash her street clothes are off and she is sitting on my face. Tuesday was definitely the best night of the trip.

Wednesday day 5. My wing man is down! He is shitting thru a needle and can't keep any food down. WTF I'm ok and we have been eating the same food. I call a Thai Friendly contact and she is there in an hour giving me a BBBJ with CIM. My mate is still down so I go out for lunch and just checking thinks out. I go to Post Office Soi and get a 4 hand massage but I'm not going to pay 4000 baht for a blow job so I'm all primed so I go to Pump Station and get blown for 900 baht LOL. I go back to the wingman is no better so I have a quite dinner and have an early night myself.

I can't wait to get back to Pattaya in 12 months for another holiday. I will do my Bangkok report in the Bangkok forum. In total in Pattaya 11 girls with 4 from Thai Friendly and I could have easily had a couple more from there but I saw no need to use them.

Recommendations are Windmill, Annabelles, Marilyn Monroes and Wildcats. Probably more but I can't remember. Ago gos I wouldn't go to is definatley Bacarras. If you are not Asian forget it, it is almost like you are invisible.

Thanks Rob.

[Banana Boi]

Picked up a girl from beach, took 2000 baht

Mr. E is going to have a heart attack!

So sad that a guy has to die in Soi 6, which is the happiest place (street) on earth. It happened Friday afternoon and may the poor chap rest in peace.

I've seen 2 male vs. male fights in my entire time in Thailand, both were at Ruby Bar. Way too many wanna-be's in that place.

Only other fights I've seen were between ladyboys and a fist fight between a cute young Thai girl and her boyfriend.

[Bugzy 69]

If you are looking for real massage no place beats Savannah massage places, around 5 of them scattered along 2nd road so easy to find on songtheaw route. Signs are purplish and don't expect any dirty business.

Wanted to find a Thai Massage that was not on Beach road or 2nd Road. I stop by Good Massage and Spa on Soi 13/2. The lady said she would give me a nice Thai massage and she had strong hands. So I said OK. Before I got in door, the lady switch with another younger Thai girl. At the beginning of massage I could tell she was not experience. I had to prompt her on what to do. She rush through the massage and it was the worst massage I had in my six year in Thailand. She finish before one hour, I asked her how long she been doing massage, she said one year and she was from Bangkok. I told her that this was my worst massage I ever had. She just look at me. I also told cashier and same response.

I wrote a review in Trip Advisors and rated POOR and got rejected. If you go to Good Massage and Spa, be aware!

[Rob Jones]

Hi Guys.

Home now and sober LOL. I just read my report that I posted while in Thailand and it made no sense.

We hit Pattaya on the Saturday and after checking in to our hotel, the Penthouse we had a walk down Walking Street had some food and had a quite beer at one of the Simons and tried to work out a game plan. The plan was to hit as many bars as we could and see what was really going on. As time goes by my memory is poor so names and venues will be vague at best. I am not sure how many bars we went to before we had our first bar fine for the night but probably not many.

We got 2 22 year yo and proceeded back to the hotel for the deed. My wingman got the better of the 2 and it was good to notch the belt for the first one. After the deed we had drinks and then dropped them back at the Ago go. We had a few more beers at a few more bars with different levels of participation from the girls. Finally we hit Wildcats? And an older lady caught my eye so after a bit of fondling I hit her up for a LT. On the way home she contacted a friend for us to have a threesome so the deal was done.

So night one I had 1St and a LT 3 some so I so pretty happy.

Sunday Day 2 we decided after breakfast to see some sights so checked out a few sights and then after lunch I staered looking at my girls who line contacts I had. One said she was working at Taboo that night so I thought why noy at least check her out. We got there and after a drink we asked the girls we were molesting if they know her and they said yes after seeing her profile but said she wasn't working that night, her friends were cute so we barfined them instead. A good session. After that we went back to Walking Street we checked out a few more bars, one with a bathtub at the back. At that ago go I was almost fucking this girl with these 2 dudes watching, mas I was loving it. We then went to a bar with nurses out the front so in we went and had some good groping with lots of girls and took 2 home for a long time. When we got back to the hotel mine said she only wanted ST and I couldn't be bothered to argue so I pounded her hard for a couple hours and sent her home.

Monday Day 3 I had organised for my Thai Friendly 3 some and definitely one of the highlights. These girls are in a relationship but are both bi-sexual so they like to get cock when they can. Man everything was on offer and all holes explored! I was exhausted after that session. Since Friday night I think I had amassed about 9 hours sleep so an easy day was on the cards. After checking out the beach and doing 3 laps on the Baht bus I called it a night but my wing man went back for one his first night hook ups.

Tuesday Day 4. Amazing what a nights sleep can do for you. I called a Thai Friendly contact for a morning meeting and she said sure be there in 1 hour. She has a friend so both of us are set for a morning session, and it set the mood for the day. We went to the shooting range at Tiffanys and then proceeded to Beach Road for some lunch and drinks. We found ourselves at a bar on the corner of Beach Road and Soi 8? And had more beers and starting pool with some girls. WTF we bar fines and that got us thru to dinner time. Food at the Restaurant at the start of WS that overlooks the water and back to the ago gos. We revisted some that we visited thru the week and had some good sessions with the girls and we both knew that due to drunkness and 2 fucks already the day that there will be no barfining so we decide just to party at the bars. We thought all the bars we went to were bars we hadn't hit before and after having a good feel up of this girl my wingman pointed out a bathtub at the back at and all of a sudden there is girl being fingered by these 2 guys and she starts yelling at me about where did I go and I have a look at the bathtub again and the same 2 two guys are still there waiting for I don't know what. We ended up at Crazy House and fuck me it was on. After about ½ hour we had 5 girls, most naked, around us playing with pussy getting stroked and eventually all 5 girls giving us blowjobs. Just when we thought it couldn't get better this 8 comes into the bar and sees us near fucking her friends gets interested. I tell her to show us her boobs and in a flash her street clothes are off and she is sitting on my face. Tuesday was definitely the best night of the trip.

Wednesday day 5. My wing man is down! He is shitting thru a needle and can't keep any food down. WTF I'm ok and we have been eating the same food. I call a Thai Friendly contact and she is there in an hour giving me a BBBJ with CIM. My mate is still down so I go out for lunch and just checking thinks out. I go to Post Office Soi and get a 4 hand massage but I'm not going to pay 4000 baht for a blow job so I'm all primed so I go to Pump Station and get blown for 900 baht LOL. I go back to the wingman is no better so I have a quite dinner and have an early night myself.

I can't wait to get back to Pattaya in 12 months for another holiday. I will do my Bangkok report in the Bangkok forum. In total in Pattaya 11 girls with 4 from Thai Friendly and I could have easily had a couple more from there but I saw no need to use them.

Recommendations are Windmill, Annabelles, Marilyn Monroes and Wildcats. Probably more but I can't remember. Ago gos I wouldn't go to is definatley Bacarras. If you are not Asian forget it, it is almost like you are invisible.

Thanks Rob.

[UltraHappy]

in fact I stuck with 10% tip policy to the girls and Mamsan and 100 baht tip to the doorman if I pick a girl from go-go or club.

The end of the story is if you aren't good looking, white skinned or have a Greek God body you can always impress everyone with your heavy wallet. After all you live once.

I commend you for your generosity. Everyone knows the local Mamasans and doormen could use some extra baht.

For me, I never tip the mamasans or doormen. As for the doormen, I didn't ask them to open the door for me. I can open the door myself. I hold doors open for people all day long who are following me and I don't expect any tip from these people just because I didn't let the door slam behind me.

As for the mamasan, I frankly don't understand why I would give her a tip. She isn't the one who is going to be sucking my dick. Unless she's rendering some special service for me, I just don't see the point. I can see the girls, talk to them, and evaluate them all on my own. Sure, Mamasan knows stuff I don't know. Ok, so the day when I ask her for her advice, then I'll tip her. Until then, all the hasslings for tips are just frankly annoying. Yes, I know she supposedly does tons of shit for the girls. Ok, so the girls can tip her then.

My policy is to not tip anyone except my waitress and even then, the tip remains fairly small. You can call me a cheap Charlie if you want, and you would be right except as to the girls I take out who are good to me. Then, I am not a cheap Charlie.

Just my personal style.

[Bdonkadonk]

https://thepattayanews.com/2018/02/1...n-pattaya-bar/

So sad that a guy has to die in Soi 6, which is the happiest place (street) on earth. It happened Friday afternoon and may the poor chap rest in peace.

[Deshpander]

Hi there,

First I would thank all of the fellow ISG members for helping me feel like one of the own by giving advices and info about Pattaya. So here I am contributing my share.

I am an Indian, so I expected some discrimination from Pattaya, but to my surprise I didn't get any. Maybe because I was alone, and I didn't behave shit like some other Indians do. Yes even I felt Indians worsening our race their. Back to share.

Picked up a girl from beach, took 2000 baht for 2 shots, but was in rather hurry, my mood got off, no kiss no DATY, I let go as it was waste to spend time.

I roamed roads then entered wind-mill gogo bar.

This was my first time to any gogo bar and boy I was impressed.

I was on 2nd floor and ordered a beer, 1 girl asked me about ladydrink, and out of gentleman I should be ordered 1 for her. She sat with me chatted a bit and then lap dance started, I had seen movies where lap dances are given but if you touch it ends. So I stayed still, fellow aside me cheered me up, and poured knowledge of what is actually done. And voila sweetest night it was. Barfine 1000 and ST 2000 and she was in my room, she was maybe on her periods, so we could do only once, other was BJ, but as I was OK with just spending time, she was so happy, she made me her friend.

[MonkeyPaw]

After my my session at Sabai Room with Lita, Monkeypaw headed to Walking Street for round 2. It only took one bar, my first bar, to find my next girl. Around 9:00 pm I walked into Yes Club, which is off to the side of WS behind the Club. Yes! Has been opened maybe around a few months. You can tell by new furniture and furnishings. The chairs, in my opinion, are silly. They sit too low and are far from the drink tray. You have to over reach. Previously, I've barfined a model from there. For the model, I paid 2000 barfine and 3000 for ST rate, not including drinks, tip, and taxi. She was on a 10 day contract as with most models and didn't work there anymore.

I stayed there about 15 minutes and was about to leave until I saw #61. She's tall and cute, but typically not my style. Her hair was short barely pass her shoulders and she lacked boobs. Her best asset was probably her long legs. She was a taller, slim, decent ass, and did have a cute face, so Monkeypaw decided to take the plunge. Care was her name. She previously worked Crystal at LK, but told me she switched because of too many farangs who like to grab and touch for 1 drink. I told her that YES! Also had farangs. She said but at least the club wasn't the type where they were cheap and touchy. I sat with her and a new mamasan. I bought her a couple of rounds of drinks and the mamasan 1 as well. The Monkeypaw total drink bill was 820. Only 120 of that was my own drink and it was buy 1 get 1 free. So 3 drinks for staff was 700 baht. That's pretty expensive even for a Go Go Bar.

I ended up taking Care back to my condo for ST. Barfine was 1500 and 3000 and 200 tip for her. Her performance was good with lots BBBJ. I had already had the session at Sabai Room, so it took me very long time to finish plus I was rock hard on that gel still. After she came, she was very sensitive. I was banging her for about 45 minutes straight, so I had to end up asking for a CIM blow job, which she did. Care was a good performer and very sweet. When I went to the shower, she made up my bed. Strange but very nice of her. She gets a Monkeypaw 2 🐾 up.

Care is the one dancing sexy and smiling in the video. In the photo, she's the one glowing white with the sexy long legs. Enjoy.

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