Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Not to mention he would run out of money to pay the police.

Exactly why I will never open any business in Pattaya.

[Lew Ashby]

Could do Lew! First day back at work and planning next trip already. What I thought was bruises on my belly turned out to be bite marks from my encounters at Crazy House on Tuesday night and didn't that take some explaining to the wife about how a bruise could be that shape LOL. Thank God they are so faded that they could be almost anything.

Haha no matter how great a time, it'll always leave you wanting more! I was planning September for a few days after Japan, but am now considering a week in May, f It!

Glad you didn't get caught by the wife, I had some bruises on my shaft from some overly aggressive / teethy bjs, but I guess having a GF that doesn't like sucking dik paid off for once!

Cheers mate, maybe we'll cross paths yet!

-Lew.

[Rob Jones]

Ooooh you may be onto something there RJ. It could be our modern spin on tuktukpatrol / creampiethais!

I guess I have more than daydreams to work with now! Hahaha.

Could do Lew! First day back at work and planning next trip already. What I thought was bruises on my belly turned out to be bite marks from my encounters at Crazy House on Tuesday night and didn't that take some explaining to the wife about how a bruise could be that shape LOL. Thank God they are so faded that they could be almost anything.

[Lew Ashby]

Do you need a hand with the casting couch LOL.

Ooooh you may be onto something there RJ. It could be our modern spin on tuktukpatrol / creampiethais!

I guess I have more than daydreams to work with now! Hahaha.

[Rob Jones]

I am with you there BB! I didn't like much about HCM City, but the one nice thing was lady drinks being as cheap as my beer!

What do you think? We can pool all of our money and begin recruiting the best of the best to work for us. Ahhh I could daydream about this for hours!

Do you need a hand with the casting couch LOL.

[Lew Ashby]

If I owned a gogo bar in this city I would have pretty girls and charge less for lady drinks. Girls would get the same 50 baht per drink and would be happier since customers would buy them more drinks if cheaper.

I am with you there BB! I didn't like much about HCM City, but the one nice thing was lady drinks being as cheap as my beer!

What do you think? We can pool all of our money and begin recruiting the best of the best to work for us. Ahhh I could daydream about this for hours!

[Rob Jones]

Marilyn Monroe agogo was closed last night. Possibly another gogo bar suffering from their own greed of charging too much for lady drinks. If I owned a gogo bar in this city I would have pretty girls and charge less for lady drinks. Girls would get the same 50 baht per drink and would be happier since customers would buy them more drinks if cheaper.

We were in there last Tuesday at the latest! What a difference a week makes. We did buy some lady drinks there but unsure of the prices now but I think on the high end of the scale. I think customer wise it was pretty empty.

[Mr Enternational]

Actually you would have a hard time doing that. Why? Because if you started undercutting prices you would get some "pressure" from the other bar owners. Also, in order to get "pretty" gals you have to play the horrid "agency" game and that cost. Agencies are exactly why we have high bar fines in BKK and Patters. Before these middle men BFs were 500 Baht and in some cases less.

Not to mention he would run out of money to pay the police. Then too, have you checked the price of imported spirits lately? The govt is taxing the shit out of that stuff.

[Goatscrot]

Marilyn Monroe agogo was closed last night. Possibly another gogo bar suffering from their own greed of charging too much for lady drinks. If I owned a gogo bar in this city I would have pretty girls and charge less for lady drinks. Girls would get the same 50 baht per drink and would be happier since customers would buy them more drinks if cheaper.

Actually you would have a hard time doing that. Why? Because if you started undercutting prices you would get some "pressure" from the other bar owners. Also, in order to get "pretty" gals you have to play the horrid "agency" game and that cost. Agencies are exactly why we have high bar fines in BKK and Patters. Before these middle men BFs were 500 Baht and in some cases less.

[Banana Boi]

Recommendations are Windmill, Annabelles, Marilyn Monroes and Wildcats.

Marilyn Monroe agogo was closed last night. Possibly another gogo bar suffering from their own greed of charging too much for lady drinks. If I owned a gogo bar in this city I would have pretty girls and charge less for lady drinks. Girls would get the same 50 baht per drink and would be happier since customers would buy them more drinks if cheaper.

[Mr Enternational]

Angry vibes that evening so I kept walking and some how ended up at Red Point bar. A very busty Issan provider followed me in.

2000 THB including room.

WIR?

Absolutely fuck yes.

Huh? I made a report last time I was in Red Point in December. I paid 350 for the room and negotiated 700 for the girl. How did you end up paying 2000, unless you are including buying everyone in the place a drink?

[MonkeyPaw]

So, it would take 8,600 THB for a threesome with these fine creatures?

More like over 10,000 baht for 1 hour. 3000, 3000, 1500, 1500 plus drinks. And that's if they agree to go. Also by threesome, these girls will only take turns with you and not be into each other because one is lesbian and already has a GF. More than likely everything is covered. It's a horrible idea to take the top 2 prettiest girls from the same club. Awhile back I grabbed 2 girls that gave me great individual performances, but when in a threesome, they acted differently. They don't want the other girl to know if they are doing anything 'bare," because it's still considered unsafe. You really think a top end stunner wants the reputation that she offers "bare" services? Think about their reputation in the club amongst other girls when there is gossip. The stunners won't allow that to happen. , unless you grab girls from possibly different clubs in different areas. The stunners can get away with less performance, so you better have something they desire other than the standard 10,000 for 2 girls. Makes sense? Now if you grab a bunch of ugly ones from a crappy bar like Windmill, Anabelle's, Crazy House, or LK Metro bars, that's a different story. They possibly will perform better in a threesome because most know they are already dirty.

The most I've paid was 30,000 for 2 girls for 3 hours. One worked at Baccara Pattaya and the other at Rainbow 2 Nana. One was a lipstick lesbian, the other was bi-curious but like men. Had a three way in a jacuzzi, bed, pussy eating, vibrator play, double BBBJ, massages, three way sex, CIM only by one. Best experience ever. But they both had to get drunk to enjoy the experience. They both were stunners. Expensive, but worth the price.

[LoveGuy01]

I commend you for your generosity. Everyone knows the local Mamasans and doormen could use some extra baht.

For me, I never tip the mamasans or doormen. As for the doormen, I didn't ask them to open the door for me. I can open the door myself. I hold doors open for people all day long who are following me and I don't expect any tip from these people just because I didn't let the door slam behind me.

As for the mamasan, I frankly don't understand why I would give her a tip. She isn't the one who is going to be sucking my dick. Unless she's rendering some special service for me, I just don't see the point. I can see the girls, talk to them, and evaluate them all on my own. Sure, Mamasan knows stuff I don't know. Ok, so the day when I ask her for her advice, then I'll tip her. Until then, all the hasslings for tips are just frankly annoying. Yes, I know she supposedly does tons of shit for the girls. Ok, so the girls can tip her then.

My policy is to not tip anyone except my waitress and even then, the tip remains fairly small. You can call me a cheap Charlie if you want, and you would be right except as to the girls I take out who are good to me. Then, I am not a cheap Charlie.

Just my personal style.

I totally agree for what you said for tipping Mamasan and Doorman, that these people are simply doing their job. I personally confess even l am a Cheap Charlie and think twice before spending my hard earned money. I never pick model type girls just cause they beautiful. I always tipped girls that were totally involved in the act and were GFE. I personally felt the clubs in Thailand VFM compared to clubs back in my city. Back in my city I generally pay approx 10 USD for 30 ML including taxes while it cost 1/3 in ibar with VIP membership. Moreover I pay approx 3000 baht in spa for an ugly mid aged Thai girl here and I could get stunners, model for that price in Pattaya.

[HorneeFalang]

Paid was 3000 plus 300 tip, 1500 barfine and about 1000 in drinks.

So, it would take 8,600 THB for a threesome with these fine creatures?

[Rob Jones]

Sorry if I'm vague but overall 500 to 2000 bar fines and the most for a girl was 3000 LT. Mostly 1000 to 2000ST. I didn't bother trying to beat down the prices that much because I understand $80 AU $ 2000 baht is ok for a 48 kilo 22 yo girl to be pounded by a 56 100+ kg guy is reasonable. I believe my best value was the 2 girls from Thai Friendly who I paid 2000 each for a threesome and it was PSE + GFE and both girls were likeable.