Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Admin2]

My pet peeve in BKK. Seems impossible to get a sensual experience. No more than handful sensual experiences in all my frequent travels there.

I walked out of one at the Pink Massage over by Addiction, Addictive whatever. The chick gave me a shower like she was prepping me for surgery or something. Just scrubbed me, no sensuality at all. I asked her if everything was ok and she said yes and asked why. I said because you look angry, have I done something to offend you? She said no. Then we go to the bed and she had me lay down on my stomach and was just pushing down on my back like she was trying to bounce me on the bed. I finally just stood up and started getting dressed and used google translate to explain that she had done nothing erotic nor sensual since we came upstairs and I was leaving.

I asked for another girl at the desk, they said none were available, (there were none sitting around or out front) the lady asked me why, I used translate again to explain that the 10 minutes I had spent upstairs were devoid of any sensuality or eroticism at all and that I should get at least half my money back. She wouldn't and I wasn't going to make a big deal about it because that would be a waste of time for 30 bucks.

I knew I would write about it here sooner or later so hopefully they lose a couple sales from it.

A friend of mine here who has spent time in South America describes the difference like this, "Latinas fuck like they are trying to put out a fire, Asians fuck like they are scratching an itch. " I have found that to be generally true but there are aspects I'm loving, I dig this taking my shoes of thing and I am going to fucking miss being bathed in the shower. Even the good ones like Candy have good technique but not good, I don't even know how to say it, sensuality maybe. I can't give them a bad review, they do a good job but they are somewhat cool about.

[Ibaski]

Excruciatingly slow is a much, much better starting point imo. Then when or if I need her to go faster with me, she still has the energy to do it. And I might not ever need her to work harder or move faster.

My pet peeve in BKK. Seems impossible to get a sensual experience. No more than handful sensual experiences in all my frequent travels there.

[EihTooms]

As always, YMMV. Perhaps I found the one that "likes" me and hates all the rest of the falangs LOL. That happened to me in Argentina with an Aletta Ocean look a like. Chick had shitty reviews for years from everybody who saw her, I knew that going in but, well, Aletta Ocean look a like. From the first day she fucked me like I invented sex. For a year and a half twice a week everytime, GFE / PSE sex. The whole time she continued to get shitty reviews for being cold and mechanical. I asked her about it once and she said she hated them but I was her "amorcito" maybe it's the same with Wi (whee, whatever) hookers, go figure. I usually make jokes and laugh a lot at the beginning of a session with a new girl so maybe that's what does it.

My experience yesterday with her was nearly excruciatingly slow.

That is similar to my approach with a new girl too. And that usually contributes to producing the results I am hoping for. Except for massage shop girls. LOL. For me, what makes a massage shop experience unacceptably mechanical is the girl's speed. Typically, there is almost nothing I can say, demonstrate and repeat that will slow the girl down except for perhaps for the five seconds after I got the message across. Then it's right back to her going way too fast to feel like the girl is engaging with a human being instead of grappling with a stubborn water pump. Her mistake, oddly enough, is that she starts out working too hard.

Excruciatingly slow is a much, much better starting point imo. Then when or if I need her to go faster with me, she still has the energy to do it. And I might not ever need her to work harder or move faster.

[Admin2]

Since I can be an incredibly horny fucker, I was wondering are Premier 101, Addict massage, and Dream Heaven massage multiple shot shops?

At these places I can say yes. I'm not a multiple shot kinda guy but at all three of these it was 100% on the menu. Snow White it was on with two different chicks, same with chrome.

I'm thinking mltipop is basic service in Thailand because the two places in Pattaya were explicit in saying it was, along with everyplace I've been to in BKK but I could be wrong. (BJ bars excluded).

[Ajlon]

Since I can be an incredibly horny fucker, I was wondering are Premier 101, Addict massage, and Dream Heaven massage multiple shot shops?

[Admin2]

In my experience, a Thai P4P girl who understands and applies properly slow pacing like you described is INCREDIBLY rare and worth tons more of our time and money than what we commonly encounter. Seriously. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of them out of hundreds I have tried in the past 5 years living here. Thanks for that review. I hope Wi (or Whee, as you spelled it) gets more business from your review. Hell, I might try my luck with her myself sometime just to see if she can break my years' long curse of worthless to disastrous massage shop experiences.

As always, YMMV. Perhaps I found the one that "likes" me and hates all the rest of the falangs LOL. That happened to me in Argentina with an Aletta Ocean look a like. Chick had shitty reviews for years from everybody who saw her, I knew that going in but, well, Aletta Ocean look a like. From the first day she fucked me like I invented sex. For a year and a half twice a week everytime, GFE / PSE sex. The whole time she continued to get shitty reviews for being cold and mechanical. I asked her about it once and she said she hated them but I was her "amorcito" maybe it's the same with Wi (whee, whatever) hookers, go figure. I usually make jokes and laugh a lot at the beginning of a session with a new girl so maybe that's what does it.

My experience yesterday with her was nearly excruciatingly slow.

They are making fun of Dan, who does not get the joke. Admin2 is in on it.

Not sure about what joke I'm in on.

[Beijing4987]

They are making fun of Dan, who does not get the joke. Admin2 is in on it.

[Mjen1970]

Personally, I prefer to just slap my cock all over her face and then give her a 3-hole pounding.

Oh how I wish this forum had a like button.

[EihTooms]

Since I've been reading about all of you guys banging my future ex wife Candy at Snow White I thought I would get back at that unfaithful woman (seriously, she told me I was special) by banging somebody else.

I had seen a chick named ohha (something like that, Thai names kill me) at chrome, 20 something spinner of Lao ethnicity but one of you fuckers had taken the second great love of my life out of the place so in my grief I was forced to look at the lineup and chose Whee (again, Thai names) 30 something, pretty, fake boobs, to console me.

I got to say, this was the fastest I've ever gotten over a broken heart. This chick was pretty amazing, she understood pacing. I'm a one shot kinda guy and I told her that and everything she did after hearing that was about slowly turning up the heat. Chrome is a soapy place and while the ambiance is less than romantic like SW with all tile and harsh lights this session was fucking hot. Everything was slow, really slow. She bathed me slow standing up, working around my unit not touching it until it was hard and then finally soaping it up but only enough to get me really hard then rinse.

Then down on the mat on my belly for 10-15 minutes while she did all the ass rubbing and titty rubbing starting at my toes to my head.

Then the flip and it was more of the same for another 15, she barely touched my junk, just a couple slight, almost accidental touches. Then she started playing with it, so lightly it was hard to tell if she was touching it sometimes and the same with the BBBJ. Long slow, BBBJ, lots of change in intensity. Just great. By the time I got around to fucking her I was done in about a minute.

Her english is pretty good so after we cuddled up a little and had a post coital chat. She surprised me by saying she was a mom, I knew she wasn't young, but I was surprised she was older than 35 and I could see ZERO baby damage. She was curvy, not a spinner by any stretch but not fat.

Overall a great experience, cost was 2 K at the door. I will repeat.

In my experience, a Thai P4P girl who understands and applies properly slow pacing like you described is INCREDIBLY rare and worth tons more of our time and money than what we commonly encounter. Seriously. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of them out of hundreds I have tried in the past 5 years living here. Thanks for that review. I hope Wi (or Whee, as you spelled it) gets more business from your review. Hell, I might try my luck with her myself sometime just to see if she can break my years' long curse of worthless to disastrous massage shop experiences.

[Dan7373]

Personally, I prefer to just slap my cock all over her face and then give her a 3-hole pounding.

Attractive ladies usually don't like this kind of approach. Which leaves you with a limited choice of ladies.

I'd rather have mutual pleasure with a really hot chick, than have a 3-hole pounding with a less attractive lady.

There is always a trade-off in everything you do. But it's up to you.

[Admin2]

Since I've been reading about all of you guys banging my future ex wife Candy at Snow White I thought I would get back at that unfaithful woman (seriously, she told me I was special) by banging somebody else.

I had seen a chick named ohha (something like that, Thai names kill me) at chrome, 20 something spinner of Lao ethnicity but one of you fuckers had taken the second great love of my life out of the place so in my grief I was forced to look at the lineup and chose Whee (again, Thai names) 30 something, pretty, fake boobs, to console me.

I got to say, this was the fastest I've ever gotten over a broken heart. This chick was pretty amazing, she understood pacing. I'm a one shot kinda guy and I told her that and everything she did after hearing that was about slowly turning up the heat. Chrome is a soapy place and while the ambiance is less than romantic like SW with all tile and harsh lights this session was fucking hot. Everything was slow, really slow. She bathed me slow standing up, working around my unit not touching it until it was hard and then finally soaping it up but only enough to get me really hard then rinse.

Then down on the mat on my belly for 10-15 minutes while she did all the ass rubbing and titty rubbing starting at my toes to my head.

Then the flip and it was more of the same for another 15, she barely touched my junk, just a couple slight, almost accidental touches. Then she started playing with it, so lightly it was hard to tell if she was touching it sometimes and the same with the BBBJ. Long slow, BBBJ, lots of change in intensity. Just great. By the time I got around to fucking her I was done in about a minute.

Her english is pretty good so after we cuddled up a little and had a post coital chat. She surprised me by saying she was a mom, I knew she wasn't young, but I was surprised she was older than 35 and I could see ZERO baby damage. She was curvy, not a spinner by any stretch but not fat.

Overall a great experience, cost was 2 K at the door. I will repeat.

[Whoreman]

I think it all comes down to helping the lady get in the mood to do you good.

If you make her feel insecure and unsure, then she is going to be thinking about that, rather than about ways to make it good for you.

Making small talk helps the lady relax with you. Giving her a friendly hug is important too. Because you need to back up your nice words with nice actions to make them believable.

Once the lady is relaxed, then you need to foreplay her, so that she is sexually aroused and in the mood to do you good. And when it comes to sexually arousing a lady, then there is no substitute for massaging her pussy and clit with a well-lubricated hand. You need to get her clitoral erection going. Or else, she isn't in the mood.

You can do oral sex on the lady. But this is less spontaneous, than frequently reaching for the lady's clit and masturbating it in various positions and situations. Oral sex is good for bringing the lady all the way to orgasm. But if you just want to arouse the lady sexually and maintain her arousal, then spontaneous clit masturbations in various situations works really well for that. And it's a better way to get mutual pleasure from each other, than oral sex. Because the lady can continue pleasing you, even while you are pleasing her.

In some sex positions, you can even masturbate the lady's clit with your hand, while you ride her pussy with your cock. Which isn't possible to do with oral sex. The best you can do with oral sex is to have mutual oral sex in the 69 position.

Personally, I prefer to just slap my cock all over her face and then give her a 3-hole pounding.

[Dan7373]

... I find that when the provider realizes that you aren't there just to get yourself off but also want her to have a good time the attitude may change completely. LFK or no kissing suddenly turns into DFK; and haste to make you cum as soon as possible turns into effort to get you up for another round. I'm by no means a stud and I'm not suggesting that this always happens. But showing some empathy and kindness does go a long way.

I think it all comes down to helping the lady get in the mood to do you good.

If you make her feel insecure and unsure, then she is going to be thinking about that, rather than about ways to make it good for you.

Making small talk helps the lady relax with you. Giving her a friendly hug is important too. Because you need to back up your nice words with nice actions to make them believable.

Once the lady is relaxed, then you need to foreplay her, so that she is sexually aroused and in the mood to do you good. And when it comes to sexually arousing a lady, then there is no substitute for massaging her pussy and clit with a well-lubricated hand. You need to get her clitoral erection going. Or else, she isn't in the mood.

You can do oral sex on the lady. But this is less spontaneous, than frequently reaching for the lady's clit and masturbating it in various positions and situations. Oral sex is good for bringing the lady all the way to orgasm. But if you just want to arouse the lady sexually and maintain her arousal, then spontaneous clit masturbations in various situations works really well for that. And it's a better way to get mutual pleasure from each other, than oral sex. Because the lady can continue pleasing you, even while you are pleasing her.

In some sex positions, you can even masturbate the lady's clit with your hand, while you ride her pussy with your cock. Which isn't possible to do with oral sex. The best you can do with oral sex is to have mutual oral sex in the 69 position.

[Dan7373]

What is the best time of day to find the best lineups?

I'd say that the best time to find a lady you want is at the start of the rush hour. Which is probably between 5 and 6 in the evening.

Because if you come too early, when they don't normally have many customers. Then they'll have fewer and possibly less attractive ladies. It doesn't make sense to have many ladies sitting around and not doing anything, when they can predict that they aren't going to have many customers.

And if you come too late, when a lot of customers have already taken out the ladies, then again you'll have fewer and less attractive ladies to choose from. Because the best-looking ladies will be busy with their customers.

But if you come just before the rush hour starts and wait for extra ladies to come, then this is when you get to have the best choice. Because the ladies come a little bit early, so that they can be ready, when the rush of customers arrives. And in this small window period, you can probably find a lady you like.

[Guh]

Hi,

Just seen on there homepage, that they offer nuru, and candle massage. Looks like a soft wax treatment, think that could be a nice experience.

Has anyone tried that already? Will be in BKK next month and give it a try for sure. At same time try one of the new girls there as well.