Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Dan7373]

.... But it's probably better to leave your translation app in your pocket as the translation it's giving is probably complete garbage. Try translating some Thai Facebook posts with the auto translator and see what nonsense comes out.

Blow job is just given a literal word for word translation which means absolutely nothing in Thai.

Not every translation app is equally good. And you can find one that works well for speaking with P4P ladies.

I've just tried an android app from Google Play store called Microsoft Translator. You can find it at the link below:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...anslator&hl=en

This app can actually translate profanities. But it's not done by default. You need to go into the settings and enable translation of profanities there.

I know two languages well. And I've tested it to see how good the translation is. I found that it's no good at translating slang words and expressions, such as a "blowjob" for example. It gives you total nonsense indeed. But if you say, "Suck cock", or "Suck tits", or "Perform cunnilingus", then the translation is perfect.

Basically, you need to change the way you say it to make the translation work. Don't use slang words, and use phrases, rather than single words.

This app translates well for non-sexual language. And you can even download the Thai language for offline translation for the times when you don't have an Internet connection.

Of course, it has some limitations. The word 'Pussy' for example is a slang word that has non-sexual meaning too. And there isn't really any other simple word that you can use. That's why I had to say "Perform cunnilingus" to make it translate correctly. Everything else I said using the word "Pussy" didn't work.

I've also tried using this app to translate names for sex positions. It translated correctly "Doggy sex position" and "Missionary sex position", but it had a lot of trouble translating "Cowgirl sex position". I had to say "Woman on top sex position" to get the correct translation.

The only thing about these translations is that when you don't know the other language, then you have no idea how well the translation worked. It's a hit and a miss kind of thing.

[EihTooms]

I'm a little different than you I think. I don't like to waste time with a lot of back and forth to ruin the mood or chemistry. I kinda know what number most of the ladies will need to do what I want and that's the first and only number I offer.

As for my tip, it was never discussed and I just handed it over for her good service. YMMV of course.

Oh, not at all. I am very much like you in that way. There is practically no back and forth on those kind of things. If you have read any of my sample "negotiation" exchanges here, they don't even look like what one might consider a negotiation and I only use that word because I am replying to someone else who used it in a post question or because it is the closest word that fits and can be searched for on these sites.

The vast majority of times, unless I have reason to suspect there might be an issue with heavy bush hair a'growin' down there, my "negotiation" with P4P girls in Thailand comes down to a single question. And it isn't even about the kind of true GFE we are alluding to here. It is whether or not the girl will provide a genuine CIM finish to a BBBJ. That's it. If her response is negative, I will not be choosing her. Only if SHE then follows up with a question like, "Why? Don't you like boom-boom?", will I then mention that I do indeed like boom-boom but I will not be able to do it and finish wearing a condom and any other related info. Then it is up to the girl to figure out if she is willing to offer an acceptable solution to this problem or not.

If her response is clearly positive to providing a genuine CIM finish then she is definitely a candidate for me to choose and, like you, nature can and often does take its course in the room and all plans about finishing with a BBBJ+CIM rather than with, say, BBFS/true GFE are gone.

However, having said that, here is where the exception to those vast majority of times comes in; when I am dealing with a venue type for which my positive results for EITHER of those outcomes, BBBJ+CIM or BBFS, have been so horribly and consistently bad I really have no choice but to cover damn near every detail before I am willing to commit even 500 baht to another gamble on it, much less 3,000+ baht.

That is where massage shops like Addict and the others in that area come in. My positive results for getting it my way for a reasonable price is great doing it in the more laid back way you and I prefer for almost every type of venue and meet ups except those kinds of shops. For those kinds of shops, my positive results are virtually non existent after dozens of attempts at being laid back and casual about it.

So when I saw what looked to me like you were reporting having employed a simple upfront "negotiation" for an additional 1,000 baht tip in order to achieve a true GFE with an Addict girl (i. e., "Could I have avoided the tip? Sure of course, but the true GFE experience may not have been delivered."), that gave me a glimmer of hope that such a method might tempt me to give one of those places a try again, for the umpteenth time. LOL.

[Whoreman]

I have tried the Jaquizzis at B & B, Club 102, Addict, The Lord and Posiden. I think the only ones that you could fit comfortably in would be at Poseidon and The Lord.

What's a jaquizzi? Is it a game you play in a German pub?

[Member #4591]

Excellent report, Bkkdog. I might need to try one of this area's places again to see if I can break the curse of abysmal, utterly non erotic or rewarding experiences I have had in them.

But on this tip-true GFE issue, are you saying the two of you discussed or negotiated the additional 1,000 baht tip beforehand as contingent upon her delivering a true GFE? It doesn't sound like it came as a surprise to her on your way out. If so, at what point was it mentioned; before you chose her, right at the start of the session when she got her kit, as the main event approached?

Like most of my true GFE experiences, I never needed to discuss the particulars of the encounter to come, it just happened naturally. The only 3 times I had to negotiate it beforehand were with freelancers from Thai Friendly. Even those three times, I started the chat with what I wanted and what I was willing to pay and the ladies just accepted with no complaints. I'm a little different than you I think. I don't like to waste time with a lot of back and forth to ruin the mood or chemistry. I kinda know what number most of the ladies will need to do what I want and that's the first and only number I offer.

As for my tip, it was never discussed and I just handed it over for her good service. YMMV of course.

[Member #4591]

Good report. Can you please tell me how big the jaquizzi is? I'm 196 cm, 6'5" and have always problems to find big enough Jaquizzies. Thanks in advance.

I have tried the Jaquizzis at B & B, Club 102, Addict, The Lord and Posiden. I think the only ones that you could fit comfortably in would be at Poseidon and The Lord.

[Member #4591]

Planning to give either Mango or SnowWhite a try soon, any recommendation of any ladies?

Search the forum and you will get your answer.

[EihTooms]

Onto the main event with a great fuck in mish and a finish in doggy. I would repeat for sure. Tipped 1,000 Baht for her great service and laid back attitude. I would describe this encounter as a true GFE in every sense of the word. I think you all can put two and two together. After I finished in doggy, she finished with a really relaxing massage. I could have opted for a second round but really wanted to relax.

Could I have gotten her for less? Sure if no jacuzzi and only 1 hour instead of 2. Could I have avoided the tip? Sure of course, but the true GFE experience may not have been delivered. In the end, all were happy!

Excellent report, Bkkdog. I might need to try one of this area's places again to see if I can break the curse of abysmal, utterly non erotic or rewarding experiences I have had in them.

But on this tip-true GFE issue, are you saying the two of you discussed or negotiated the additional 1,000 baht tip beforehand as contingent upon her delivering a true GFE? It doesn't sound like it came as a surprise to her on your way out. If so, at what point was it mentioned; before you chose her, right at the start of the session when she got her kit, as the main event approached?

[PapaBoi79]

Planning to give either Mango or SnowWhite a try soon, any recommendation of any ladies?

[IloveTits]

Good report. Can you please tell me how big the jaquizzi is? I'm 196 cm, 6'5" and have always problems to find big enough Jaquizzies. Thanks in advance.

Was in the mood yesterday for a jacuzzi massage since it was so hot. I tried B & B massage on Soi 24.1. It is a newly renovated shop. There were only 3 girls available but they were all petite with killer bodies. I declined as the jaquizzi rooms were already taken. I will have to give this place another look for sure.

Next stop was Soi 24. Same situation at Club 102 accept not only were there no jaquizzi rooms available but all the rooms were filled and there was about 6 punters all waiting ahead of me with their chosen ladies in the lounge. I was told it would be about a 20 minute wait. There were still about 20 ladies available. Great selection.

Went next door to Addict and the girls numbering about 20 were already lined up. I chose a white skinned girl from Chiangmai Pae. I was happy that I did not experience the normal stalling while getting her kit. She escorted me to the room and quickly went to get her kit. I chose the 2 hour 3,300 Baht jaquizzi suite option. The BBBJ in the jaquizzi and cleaning was done well and accompanied by some good chit chat. She said she was 25 years old and had just graduated from university.

[Member #4591]

Was in the mood yesterday for a jacuzzi massage since it was so hot. I tried B & B massage on Soi 24.1. It is a newly renovated shop. There were only 3 girls available but they were all petite with killer bodies. I declined as the jaquizzi rooms were already taken. I will have to give this place another look for sure.

Next stop was Soi 24. Same situation at Club 102 accept not only were there no jaquizzi rooms available but all the rooms were filled and there was about 6 punters all waiting ahead of me with their chosen ladies in the lounge. I was told it would be about a 20 minute wait. There were still about 20 ladies available. Great selection.

Went next door to Addict and the girls numbering about 20 were already lined up. I chose a white skinned girl from Chiangmai Pae. I was happy that I did not experience the normal stalling while getting her kit. She escorted me to the room and quickly went to get her kit. I chose the 2 hour 3,300 Baht jaquizzi suite option. The BBBJ in the jaquizzi and cleaning was done well and accompanied by some good chit chat. She said she was 25 years old and had just graduated from university. I would describe her body as shapely with nice curves and a great looking tit job. Still looked and felt natural. No baby damage and a claim of no baby but I would learn the opposite after seeing her Facebook last night. Anyways, on to the bed for some excellent DATY. She was very clean and tasted great. I was able to make her cum violently which was great because I avoided the dreaded lube she had prepared. Onto the main event with a great fuck in mish and a finish in doggy. I would repeat for sure. Tipped 1,000 Baht for her great service and laid back attitude. I would describe this encounter as a true GFE in every sense of the word. I think you all can put two and two together. After I finished in doggy, she finished with a really relaxing massage. I could have opted for a second round but really wanted to relax.

Could I have gotten her for less? Sure if no jacuzzi and only 1 hour instead of 2. Could I have avoided the tip? Sure of course, but the true GFE experience may not have been delivered. In the end, all were happy!

[Kuratla]

It is just me or does Ice look suspiciously like a photoshopped Ice of infamy? In other words, is Ice back at Mango again? Haven't seen hide nor hair of her for two or three years. Think she's been abroad.

Thanks for drawing attention to the new girls. Bo, Ice, Nam all look tryable for me, based on pics. Not so ugly at all. Actually seem pretty. To think these girls have already been there 2+ months and I never showed up. I don't think I have met Jane either. Big tits is not going to swing me to Rain.

http://www.mangomassagebkk.com/ladies/

I tried Prae and Aey (the short and the tall) before (not recently) but neither became regulars. Aey was O.K. A "horny" wildcat type. Prae was good first time, but 2nd time she had gained too much weight to excite me any more. Maybe she will have dropped off the excess by now.

Longest term favourites (girls long gone) were Cat and Cherry (the short and the tall).

[Zam007]

That's Cheer from Addict. Her name actually sounds more like "Chia" as in "Chia seeds" and yes, I had her a couple of times when I was living in Bangkok a year and some ago. She's very skinny, very short, already a mom and she prefers anal. I even posted a report.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...LIP-and-ANNIES!&p=1776064&viewfull=1#post1776064.

Nopo.

Sadly, Cheer was tired when I booked her and she couldn't even take it well in her pussy. I got up and cleaned myself as she was like a starfish.

[Syzygies]

I also found the mamasan at Boss totally useless. She did show me the cards but wasn't able to identify which girls have babies. She brought me a girl and assured me she didn't have a baby which turned out to be a complete lie.

It's good of Premier 101 to give you your money back as that kind of attitude is common in the area. But it's probably better to leave your translation app in your pocket as the translation it's giving is probably complete garbage. Try translating some Thai Facebook posts with the auto translator and see what nonsense comes out.

Blow job is just given a literal word for word translation which means absolutely nothing in Thai.

Yes lack of babies is a requirement that many mamasans may not understand. She may think you mean lack of scars. LOL She may not even know which girls had a baby. Some girls have few obvious signs. My GF was a good example. No sag, great tits, no scars (maybe very feint marks if under a spotlight), and tight pussy.

I have no such requirement for girl to have not had a baby, in fact girls with babies are better for me, less dick scared in general. Nearly all my regular Thai girls have had babies. They seem to have more stamina, in general. They get pussy damage less easily. Right now I have only 2 regulars with no baby, one who goes against the trend since she likes powerful sex, more than most baby free girls. What I don't like, are the railroad track belly girls or girls with lots of saggy wrinkly skin. My regulars don't have that at all. Maybe one or two don't have a really tight pussy that some guys look for. Hence my preference to see girls dancing naked, or very scantily clad where possible, rather than having to ask how damaged she is. I have managed quite okay In Boss massage, but then I would speaking Thai, so have little clues about the mamasan value. I actually rarely use a mamasan at all. Last trip to Boss early in the year, I chose Pin sitting outside, without asking any questions at all. I could see she was probably 30 YO but body looked good. She turned out great, so I got lucky. Maybe she even had no baby (I honestly forget now). Last time I rang them, they said she doesn't work there any more. Not sure if that will be a permanent leave (since I don't take what they say too literally). Take all things you are told with a grain of salt.

I absolutely agree about putting away the translation App. It may produce rubbish. I really doubt it can help much. I given examples of website Ads in Thai translated to English by an App and then what was really meant, before in a previous post. If the mamasan or papasan has poor English, then don't ask any difficult questions. If you don't like it, go to another shop maybe a better idea. Sometimes the staff English is very poor so I insist they speak to me in Thai (that makes things easier so gives me a good advantage) . No use for a Japanese papasan though (in Can Cam).

[Kirsia123]

Hey!

Here is a recent picture of May at SW. She doesn't do anal. She is a bit odd but does put on a performance that is above average in bed.

/ Kirsia.

[Whoreman]

I'm looking around for the 'card' that says what each of them offers, but don't see, and the mamasan starts pressuring me, you ready to go, which do you want, 1 hour or two? I look at her sideways, and say, can I talk to 'this' girl for a second. She says, NO, only girl available is this one (the one from outside). I wave my hands and say 'Never mind' and start to walk out the door. No one stops me. They just let that business walk right out the door! But I did it! I left!

I also found the mamasan at Boss totally useless. She did show me the cards but wasn't able to identify which girls have babies. She brought me a girl and assured me she didn't have a baby which turned out to be a complete lie.

It's good of Premier 101 to give you your money back as that kind of attitude is common in the area. But it's probably better to leave your translation app in your pocket as the translation it's giving is probably complete garbage. Try translating some Thai Facebook posts with the auto translator and see what nonsense comes out.

Blow job is just given a literal word for word translation which means absolutely nothing in Thai.