Bangkok Reports

[AirlineCrew]

Hi everyone,

Because of new US law Craigslist decided to pull the "romantic" section. Not only for their USA site but globally. Now some of you might think why would I even bother using CL since BKK has so much options to gett laid. Well like most I do visit the spa's and soapies but I've had great success with CL when it comes to threesomes. Girls that know eachother well (one time even sisters) and come to your hotel for a great three-way. You can have this too at a spa of course but most of these girls are used to one on one service not threesomes. So my question is are there any of you that have used CL before like me and do you know where everyone went? Locanto has picked up some of the adds but it's nowhere as good as CL was.

Cheers.

ALC.

[Mogwai]

Now I'm thinking of going back just because I've done all the others but I don't want to just go and BF a girl at Patpong for the sake of it. I've RTFF'd the subject, there are no new reports other than the occasional nostalgic mention of how it was 25 years ago. Is it really not a great place for punting, what's so bad about it that most people prefer Nana and Cowboy?

Did you really RTFF? An advanced search for 'patpong' in the Thailand forum will lead you to several new reports. Some gogo's there are certainly worth going to.

[Member #4733]

BB Bubble Bath girls beautiful? I think you were looking at the tits. LOL Faces are not so very special. Young = Beautiful? I do think the Billboard girls are a class above the Butterflies girls for looks at least.

"Very beautiful" like I put it is too much. But I liked BB quite much. Jacuzi girls were better than the carroussel girls. I like beautiful faces. Tits not especially. A but should have a nice flowing curve. That does it for me.

Thanks for all your tips. They will surely help a next time.

[Syzygies]

April 11 I took the best looking girl in Dollhouse home for a session. Her legs were exceptional. Forgot name and number. So far I understood that Coyotes do not provide sex but are there to lure the customers inside. So could someone clarify this situation? Are coyotes available for sex or are dancers just as beautiful?

Topless girls at the jacuzi are very beautiful at BB. Their playing around (among each other and with customers) far exceeds that play at Butterflies. They were mostly childish when I was there. I liked one girl especially (Abi?) as her butt was better than I had seen anywhere else in Bkk.

BB Bubble Bath girls beautiful? I think you were looking at the tits. LOL Faces are not so very special. Young = Beautiful? I do think the Billboard girls are a class above the Butterflies girls for looks at least. I am big fan of beautiful Butts as well (once I like the face). Tits don't have to massive for me, and I usually rule out silicone tits and very saggy tits or deflated sag bags.

Coyotes are now abundant in most Cowboy bars, excepting Bacarra, Crazy House, maybe one or two others. The idea was to get prettier younger girls, and some of the girls may not provide sex even if they can be barfined. A large portion of Dollhouse girls are now Coyotes. Identifiable because they wear a double bra / top hiding tits completely.

They have quite high barfines in some bars, and more normal in others. The barfines sometimes vary depending on how late it is. As Eih Toom likes to point out, many Coyotes wear tights / stockings, but some non Coyotes do also. Covers up leg marks and scars. Topless girls or see through top girls are not Coyotes. One girl wearing G string (no tights) in Dollhouse was still described as Coyote (tits were well hidden) so what is worn below the waist seems to be a not a reliable indicator. We can say tights is a strong indicator of a likely Coyote, confirmed if the tits are well wrapped up. Tights does not mean the girl is not available for sex, but could be an indicator.

Many Cowboy Coyotes are "fake Coyotes" in that they do not know how to dance Coyote style or are to lazy to do so. Many are not wearing the traditional very short cut off shorts that are only an inch or two of material on the side and usually exposing a bit of ass.

In the Arab's rip off bars, most Coyotes will not be available for sex (officially). Same in Crazy Cats. Students.

Many Coyote girls have a boyfriend who does not allow them to work as hookers.

Plenty of bars have Coyotes available for sex. E. g. Billboard. I expect that most Coyotes in Doll House are available.

Firstly ask the mamasan what is the general situation for the bar, then ask the particular girl herself, if she goes for sex. I have fucked some Coyotes and have been knocked back by some. One Coyote in Twisters refused me because she said she was used to smaller Asian dick, and only just split from her DJ Thai boyfriend. The real reason matters very little. Either she is willing or she is not. Could be simply her period.

Don't ask girls outside the bar, as might get a bullshit story. Better to ask the girls inside the bar I think.

I would certainly take Coyotes from Doll House or Bill Board. Prices were fine. I like to get a look at the tits first and see if the girl will kiss. That can be a problem. Girls can be very inexperienced and not very relaxed about fucking. I had one such stunning Coyote from Billboard. She started to relax and improve at the end of the session. Better to take a girl with plenty of experience.

[Goons]

Last year I did the rounds at Nana, Cowboy (low expectations but turned out great), BJ bars and a couple of massage places. I'm not really into bars anymore but I thought since I was in Thailand, why not. I went to Patpong to see the night market and drop in one of the bars on my first night but was put off by all the touts. There were some nice looking bars but I couldn't tell if the guys approaching me were part of those bars or trying to lure me elsewhere so I ended up passing on a bunch of them, thinking I would return some other time when I wasn't carrying my gear and a few plastic bags from stuff I'd bought looking like a complete and utter noob. I never found the time to return.

Now I'm thinking of going back just because I've done all the others but I don't want to just go and BF a girl at Patpong for the sake of it. I've RTFF'd the subject, there are no new reports other than the occasional nostalgic mention of how it was 25 years ago. Is it really not a great place for punting, what's so bad about it that most people prefer Nana and Cowboy?

A side question, are locals not allowed at bars / massage / BJ joints? After a few days in the sun, a haircut and beard shave, I started getting carded at the front doors of bars and massage places. They just wanted to make sure I wasn't a local, which normally is a plus for me wherever I go around Asia.

[Member #4733]

I agree that the Dollhouse Coyotes are better than in Shark. Still I have 2 favourites in Shark, so I ignore the rest of Shark girls.

April 11 I took the best looking girl in Dollhouse home for a session. Her legs were exceptional. Forgot name and number. So far I understood that Coyotes do not provide sex but are there to lure the customers inside. So could someone clarify this situation? Are coyotes available for sex or are dancers just as beautiful?

Billboard should often have a few stunners (if at the right time of evening being early on). Best quality of looks in Nana IMHO, performance varies.

Topless girls at the jacuzi are very beautiful at BB. Their playing around (among each other and with customers) far exceeds that play at Butterflies. They were mostly childish when I was there. I liked one girl especially (Abi?) as her butt was better than I had seen anywhere else in Bkk.

[Syzygies]

On my way home passed by Crazy House just to have a look inside but as it was already 1. 30 am you can imagine that there wasn't that much to look at anymore. Better luck perhaps today.

Line ups vary from day to day. If payday for girls, could be excellent in several bars. 1. 30 am is "dregs" time in CH and elsewhere IMHO. Yes 8. 30 PM is a much better time to enter any of the bars you mentioned. Yes I agree Jane No. 4 is a very good girl even if very small tits.

I agree that the Dollhouse Coyotes are better than in Shark. Still I have 2 favourites in Shark, so I ignore the rest of Shark girls.

Billboard should often have a few stunners (if at the right time of evening being early on). Best quality of looks in Nana IMHO, performance varies.

[Run Mann]

I'll miss CL personals. .

The ads are in several other sections now like event, missed connections etc. But I suspect they will all removed soon so best to save some of those contacts if you want them.

[Macho Dik]

After spending a few

10. General impression.

Phuket feels more clean and nice than Pattaya. Phuket also gives a more funny vibe than Pattaya. And the invironment with all the beautiful beaches and the green forest mountains surrounding Patong is a much more relaxing and beautiful place for a holiday than Pattaya. Pattaya-Phuket: 5-8.

Have happened to come across this piece of discussion comparison between Phuket & Pattaya, but here comes my wish to have veteran brothers in Pattaya & Bangkok to tell me how is yours comments or comparison between Bangkok & Pattaya. Considering taking out anything about beaches, just only purely mongering & Same Thai pussy!

Herewith I listed some criteria for distinction:

1) quality of the girls.

2) quantity of the girls.

3) Bar fine cost for ST & LT.

4) girl cost for ST & LT.

5) quality & safeties of Hotel rooms.

6) chances of meeting non pro freelancers not only out for money may be just for companion.

Due to the distance getting to Pattaya and back to Bangkok when departing Thailand, There should be some areas of distinction between Bangkok and Pattaya or else why traveling to Pattaya if you only after same Thai pussy be it hot or average Thai girls.

Hope to hear more from you guys.

Cheers,

MD.

[Member #4591]

World wide as of today on Craigslist, It happened a month ago in USA.

Anyone have suggestions for similar web pages here in Thailand?

If you look under the services section in any city, you will see the girls have started to use the beauty section and random others sections as well. Please look there in the Thailand CL to see the girls again.

[Ed Setra]

World wide as of today on Craigslist, It happened a month ago in USA. Anyone have suggestions for similar web pages here in Thailand?

I'll miss CL personals. Only one of the many resources available in this city of course, and familiar to many globally. But useful to me on occasion in BKK. Usually pre-arrival to set up a meeting. I've used it in several cities including BKK, with mixed results it has to be said, but the overall experience was positive if more than a little frustrating in some cities.

CL contacts in BKK in general were overpriced in comparison to other available options, and there were some scammers too. But one of better cities for CL reliability, in my opinion.

The only other similar site I have seen (many pages back here, I forget the name) was in Thai so focused on locals and Thai speakers (and online translation apps). TF and other dating sites can be frustrating in BKK, hard work, but in Pattaya much easier. WeChat seems full of ladyboys, but some freelancers too (must report on a good recent find in Pattaya thread). Haven't used any others yet.

[Christian G]

I thought to go and have a quick bite due to the lack of people (went for some slices of pizza in Pala Pizza Romana. If you want to eat fast and good I don't think you can go wrong with this place. Third time I'm eating there and never got disapointed).

Agree, La Pala have great pizza slices, expensive yes, but the ingredients are very good and original.

[GoodEnough]

Your comments seem to be purely from a monger's prespective GE as evidenced by your reference to Nana and Cowboy only.

Like you, I have been working and visiting Bkk (and Thailand in general) since 1984 and I am always excited to return there from my home in Manila.

Unlike you, I find Bkk exhilarating these days even when one takes away the mongering aspect. There are so many things to do and see, great food experiences, and the efficient train system (underground and above) makes it effortless to get around. Bkk is my first thought whenever I contemplate 3 or 4 days away from the Phils.

JMHO of course.

My comments were from a strictly mongering perspective. I don't disagree about the vitality of the city or its great restaurants and cultural interests. But I've been here many, many times and I've taken a lot of advantage of those qualities through the years. I think it's time to try someplace new. But again, this is just a personal predeliction.

GE.

[Hiete]

Arrived in BKK yesterday and wanted to have a good start so went to Snow white and chose Candy. You can find a very short report about Candy in the right thread. I was a bit concerned about the latest reviews regarding Soi Cowboy and started very early going over there from Mermaid Hotel. Perhaps a bit too early as the place was perhaps waiting to get loaded. I thought to go and have a quick bite due to the lack of people (went for some slices of pizza in Pala Pizza Romana. If you want to eat fast and good I don't think you can go wrong with this place. Third time I'm eating there and never got disapointed) . It might have been a mistake though not to go into any bar. I passed both Crazy House and Shark without popping my head in at around 8. 30 pm. I guess that we all live and learn.

After the pizza I went directly to Shark Bar. Even though the first shift of ladies weren't that good looking I thought I would give it a try because Shark Bar didn't disappoint me in the past having at least 1 or 2 lookers that I would be interested in but not this time. If they would have put a gun against my head and choose one I would have go for 22. She's there for a while, brown hair in a ponytail, rather short and good body but fake tits and face doesn't appeal to me. Ass is alright. She was taken by another punter eventually just before I left Shark after 1 drink and started to wander on Soi Cowboy. After going up and down SC I walked into Dollhouse where the girls seemingly had some good fun on stage. The quality of girls was definitely better than in Sharks with for me number 34 standing out of the pack. Petite and well proportioned, perhaps small tits but all difficult to see with that kind of shirt on. Nicely dressed though with a hotpants light colored jeans but who cares but me I guess. Din't proceeded to get her over for a chat and LD. Somehow she gave the impression that it's one of those who thinks that her farts smell like roses. I also noticed that she was taken by another guy for a LD and perhaps she only stayed there for not more than 5 minutes. Not sure what to think about that. I might give her a try another time if she's still around. Also here I only spend 1 drink and left.

As I didn't wanted to spend more time I went to Nana and went straight into Butterflies as I have read some good reports. I have to say that it was already about 11.15 pm so yeah, not the best time to expect much. There was one that caught my eye from the girls that were still available. Forgot the exact name, perhaps Phon or Fon. Her number was 238 even though I was thinking for a while that she was number 3. The two other numbers were faded away a bit. A petite girl who had quite some fun on stage. Nice ass and legs but no tits. Face was ok. Reminded me a slight bit of #4 in Crazy House named Jane but only a slight bit. I choose her to have a drink with me but then realized that she barely spoke English which was a big shame. I'm quite picky or perhaps I was getting hopeless so as it was late I wanted to take my chances with her, however. Due to the fact that the English vocabulary was as good as non existing I just let it go. Not that much else to be said from the conversation. From Isaan (duh!) and only working in Butterflies for about 2 months she said. So far the conversation.

Headed to Billboard and even though the tenderloin was already taken BB never disappointed me until today. Always a good vibe and energy, good music for my taste and girls are having fun. I always seem to be lucky with the spot I usually want to sit even though it's packed. Spot gives me the chance to watch both Jacuzzi and carousel without having to turn around even though I like the Jacuzzi girls the most. But as I have mentioned, the lookers weren't there anymore (at least I hope that they still have some lookers!) and left after a drink. I have popped my head into some other venues such as Rainbow 4, Twisters and some other places not worth mentioning but due to the lack of decent looking girls or not great ambience I decided to call it a night.

On my way home passed by Crazy House just to have a look inside but as it was already 1. 30 am you can imagine that there wasn't that much to look at anymore. Better luck perhaps today.

[Sam Sanuk]

The trick is to get what we hope the term "no problem" means in our heads colloquially into the mind of a Thai speaker even as we have over time bent the meaning of "no problem" to sort of mean a softer, less rude version of "nevermind" in actual use. Consequently, IMO, "mai pen lai/rai" is the much better fit for what we very likely mean when we say "no problem" in English.

I understand what you are saying and you are not incorrect. I've been "guilty" of using both terms somewhat interchangeably over the years and never encountered misunderstandings. I think "mai pen rai" is more BKKish while "mai pen lai" is more Issan. Those lazy northeasterners. LOL Maybe that is why my Issan "acquaintances use "mai pen lai" over "mai mee bahn hah" when "no problem" is what they mean. Just Issan language "economics". A Cheap Charlie way of expressing themselves. LOL.