Phuket Reports

[BobLeFapper]

I was tempted to try other massage parlours around the area and called The One to enquire as to the cost, it was 2200 for 90 minutes I think, not a bad deal really! Perhaps someone can patronise that place and let us know how it goes.

Decided to check out Katherine's again anyways and picked out a sweet young thing from the menu, the guy looked happy to see me again. I was led up to the room and had a chat with the lady about where she came from and what she was doing, I think we really got into it as we had a decent conversation about where she came from and her education etc. While showering though, she seemed to have a particular interest in cleaning my butt. The massage she gave, was rather bad to be honest, with small presses here and there, mainly because we were way too engrossed in our conversation about the world and travel.

When it was time, she flipped me around, blew me and then fucked me till she was tired and got me to fuck her, boy did she feel good, more so because I was genuinely attracted to her. I actually came within a much lesser time, and told her that too, that I was surprised at how good she was. Truth be told, I don't think she was doing anything particularly extraordinary? I was just very attracted to her. No sucking her pussy or kissing her though, her rules and I respected it.

What happened next I think is pretty special to me. We just sat and talked, like two human beings. Our topics were quite intimate, her plans for the future, she even showed me her photos, talked about her family, and what she would do, her customers, we took turns showing each other what we liked doing and exchanging photos. I know most would say that sex workers / hookers / prostitutes fake it till you cum and that is true, but this here just felt like chemistry, I was interested in her life and her in mine, despite both of us knowing we would never see each other again. Sure there were some dark moments such as her telling me about some of the points in her life that she wasn't happy about but no one said life was perfect.

I then asked her if she liked doing this, she looked at me and said "No one here is happy doing this", goodness. She is making bank though. I encouraged her to spend that money to put herself through university. She is too smart to be doing this, I wish I had told her that. In any case, she has probably since returned to her home town. As our time neared to an end, the clothes went on and we parted ways, with a tip for her.

[BobLeFapper]

Visited Katherine's massage and the whole experience was pretty good, I really wanted to shoot my load in a girls mouth, got a gal who led me up to the room and she showered me, gave me a massage and had me fuck her in all sorts of positions. The only drawback was that she kept looking at the door, as though she was looking for something else, it did take away from an otherwise good experience.

She was tanned and had a slender body but she really gave a pretty mean massage which left me quite relaxed to the point I was ready to sleep. When the time came to fuck though, it felt quite alright, although I think she started to get tired of being fucked or fucking me and removed the condom to give me oral and a handjob, she was trying to rip my dick off though so I grabbed hold of johnny and stroked myself till I was good and ready to blow my load into her mouth, she told me, rather brusquely, to tell her when I was ready and so I did. She took it like a champ, all of it and asked if I liked it, heck yeah.

Then a shower and off I was, the whole affair took slightly over an hour. Not bad but not the best either as it felt like her attention was elsewhere.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I'm going to Patong Beach for 6 nights next month and was looking to book a higher escort for 5 days for the duration of my trip. I know it's cheaper with bar girls / gogo but I'm looking for a GFE experience. I had booked something with https://alternativephuket.com but decided to cancel as I want to stay in Patong and it seems that phuketplatinumescorts.com offers the same thing for about $1000 less since you're not booking the hotel / villa with them. Has anyone used them or specifically the escort Bowie. I contacted them and based off what I'm looking for (good English speaking and GFE) she was recommended by the owner. I appreciate any feedback.

I don't personally know any people using high end escort services in Thailand since most needs can be covered by picking someone up in all the available venues the popular spots have to offer. Let us know your experience!

[BobLeFapper]

Thanks for reviewing this place, I am planning to go there in the next few months, is it walking distance from Bangla Road? Any heads up that how should I go, I heard that Tuk Tuk are big scammers there. Hope to see more great reports from you.

Depends on your definition of walking distance, I am unaccustomed to the heat even at night so I will sweat buckets even walking a few hundred meters. Instead of Tuktuks, just try hailing a motorbike taxi, there are many around or just random guys in motorbikes.

A motorbike taxi should get you anywhere within Patong under 100 THB but if you do take a Tuktuk, since it seats 4-5, I would think it would cost about or under 200 THB for a lone person.

[BobLeFapper]

Day 2- Tried to find a streetwalker but there doesn't seem to be any, do they only come out at 1 am or something?

Went online instead (the usual ThaiFriendly / LINE route) and found a 23 yo petite freelancer with big tits and agreed on 2500 for 3 hours and 2 shots. This was a lacklustre experience as not only did she come late, she wasn't exactly as pretty as she looked in the picture. That and her huge tits were fake too, something I just can't get around.

Anyways she finally came to my room, and asked for the money first which I handed over (mistake). Off came the clothes and she wanted to dim the lights (they all do). Sucked me off with a condom then proceeded to fuck me, I was allowed to do anything except kiss her face or at least not french kiss her. After about 10-20 mins of fucking, I laid her on her back and tried making her cum, I felt a clench and a gush and asked if she came, she said nope. That was odd, I felt that gush of liquid from her pussy and she even stained the bedsheets!

She was tired, I was tired, but we continued to fuck while she complained that I had too much stamina and that she was going to be here all night. After about an hour since she arrived, I finally came from a handjob and we both just rested. Some time passed and she said she was too tired and wanted to leave, I said it was barely an hour and a half and just a shot, what about a massage? She got dressed and reluctantly gave me a short massage and I guess since her heart wasn't in it, I said goodbye.

All in all, it wasn't bad, but I still felt shortchanged here.

I probably need some help in getting a girl to stick to her end of the bargain, my issue is often that I perhaps exhaust them? (I have heard for the hundredth time that men take like 1-10 minutes to cum) whereas I take a really long time and that makes a girl tired LOL. ANyways, tips appreciated!

[ScaredOfLuv]

I'm going to Patong Beach for 6 nights next month and was looking to book a higher escort for 5 days for the duration of my trip. I know it's cheaper with bar girls / gogo but I'm looking for a GFE experience. I had booked something with https://alternativephuket.com but decided to cancel as I want to stay in Patong and it seems that phuketplatinumescorts.com offers the same thing for about $1000 less since you're not booking the hotel / villa with them. Has anyone used them or specifically the escort Bowie. I contacted them and based off what I'm looking for (good English speaking and GFE) she was recommended by the owner. I appreciate any feedback.

Thanks for the info. I'm already here in Phuket, but I'm seriously looking at Alternative Phuket.

[Vb221]

I'm going to Patong Beach for 6 nights next month and was looking to book a higher escort for 5 days for the duration of my trip. I know it's cheaper with bar girls / gogo but I'm looking for a GFE experience. I had booked something with https://alternativephuket.com but decided to cancel as I want to stay in Patong and it seems that phuketplatinumescorts.com offers the same thing for about $1000 less since you're not booking the hotel / villa with them. Has anyone used them or specifically the escort Bowie. I contacted them and based off what I'm looking for (good English speaking and GFE) she was recommended by the owner. I appreciate any feedback.

[Member #4591]

What followed next was an awesome threesome with two ladies in their early 30's, not lookers but it did the trick. One stroked and cradled my dick while Girl1 sat on my chest. She motioned for me to suck her clit and I did just as my STD warning signals exploded in my head. Idiot!

I came after a bit of effort, it was a mess of limbs, having a threesome massage was pretty awesome and the best part is they cover your limp dick and massage you afterwards, I was so super relaxed after. Then a shower, slipped Girl 1 her 1000 thb and back to the hotel I go.

Not a bad night, though would have loved to fuck a sweet young lady. Now I'm wondering whether to get tested.

If you are wondering to get tested for an STD after licking pussy, I suggest you give up this hobby. What STD would you request a test for BTW? Did you fuck either girl without a condom?

[Gunners1]

No I didn't book the follow up sessions. Just walked up and asked for her. It was low season and hardly any tourists. So I think most of the ladies were free. This is bang tao area. About 45 minutes to 1 h from patong.

The beach and resorts around laguna is top notch.

I am back in phuket next week tho staying at Karon. Let's see what it like.

G.

That sounds like a good massage! Did you book the subsequent sessions in advance? And if so, just by referring to 'Kit Kat"?

[NewImage]

Done a search. Got a few leads. Know its not Patong but any info on "extra" massage place in Karon Beach.

Got the partner in tow (not that she will be joining in. Sad) so activities will be restricted and discrete.

Even places that offer a little more and then let me try to work my magic. LOL.

P.S. Going at Christmas. Anyone know what water / surf is like?? Have been to Patong Beach, and ridin the huge swells there. LOL.

Appreciate.

[Slash787]

First day, headed to Nuru Massage on Nanai road. They have a few packages there, apparently some of the promotions might be discontinued so check first. Anyways its 2000 for 90 mins, and in the last 30 mins, a second girl joins you. No sex included. Whats odd is they said there weren't other girls working except for this 31 year old lady and the but after I said sure to one girl for 90 mins, some other girls came from behind a curtain, oh well.

I get brought up to a room, she gave me an alright massage with some body to body movement and asked if I wanted to fuck for another 1500. I said that's expensive, brought it to 1000 and in goes the dick into the pussy. Not a bad fucking but it didn't do too much for me (I'm not that into sex so I get hard and fuck for hours, anyone have that problem? After fucking for some time, a second girl came in and said surprise, promo is on! Maybe some clients cancelled? Turns out, I supposed there was a no-fucking rule and Girl 1 motioned for me to keep quiet..

Thanks for reviewing this place, I am planning to go there in the next few months, is it walking distance from Bangla Road? Any heads up that how should I go, I heard that Tuk Tuk are big scammers there. Hope to see more great reports from you.

[Kartolo]

Hey Mongers,

I'm traveling to Thailand with my wife. She just wanted to experience a gogo bar. We are mainly looking for a strip show with cute girl. Can anyone please recommend a couple friendly place where my wife will be welcomed and will not be made to feel uncomfortable by creepy men?

TIA.

I would recommend Suzy Wong on Soi Sea Dragon off Soi Bangla. The girls are not shy and will sit and play with you.

[Chilinn]

Greetings.

I was in phuket recently for a conference and was staying around bang tao beach. The place itself is quite laidback with hardly any activity. The bar scene there is dead. I had decided to try out a massage place as I needed it quite badly and would settle if I didn't get a happy ending to finish as my body was sore.

I walked into a place called just relax. They had at least 10 girls wearing white tshirt and long pants sitting outside. Some of them looked good. I chose 90 minutes aroma massage which set me off like 600 thb. They asked me if I had a preference on the lady. I just went with the flow. A lean, booby lady, may be about 35+ age walked forward and said it was her turn as per the number. So I went with her. Hee name was kit kat or something like it. She washed my legs and escorted me to the room. All rooms have doors. Some have a floor mattress and some have tables. I got the floor mattress room.

Once in the room she draped me with a towel over my back once I had stripped down my clothes. The massage itself was top notch. She was working on those knots and muscles. And making every effort to relax me. Soon when she got the my lower back and legs she moved the towel to the side and I told her. She asked me permission if she could take the towel off. Who am I to object. Still she stayed well clear of my crown jewels. Focussing on the massage aspect. I was almost dozing off. Then she sat between my legs and started massaging my lower back, bum and hamstrings. Wow. It was amazing. Still no touching of my member. I was trying to give hints and spreading me legs a bit wider and raising my torso for her to reach deeper. But she wouldn't massage "there". She reached up with long stroked to do my neck still sitting between my legs but now closer to my teaching johny. And when she did that she brought her covered breasts over my back..

That sounds like a good massage! Did you book the subsequent sessions in advance? And if so, just by referring to 'Kit Kat"?

[BobLeFapper]

First day, headed to Nuru Massage on Nanai road. They have a few packages there, apparently some of the promotions might be discontinued so check first. Anyways its 2000 for 90 mins, and in the last 30 mins, a second girl joins you. No sex included. Whats odd is they said there weren't other girls working except for this 31 year old lady and the but after I said sure to one girl for 90 mins, some other girls came from behind a curtain, oh well.

I get brought up to a room, she gave me an alright massage with some body to body movement and asked if I wanted to fuck for another 1500. I said that's expensive, brought it to 1000 and in goes the dick into the pussy. Not a bad fucking but it didn't do too much for me (I'm not that into sex so I get hard and fuck for hours, anyone have that problem? After fucking for some time, a second girl came in and said surprise, promo is on! Maybe some clients cancelled? Turns out, I supposed there was a no-fucking rule and Girl 1 motioned for me to keep quiet.

What followed next was an awesome threesome with two ladies in their early 30's, not lookers but it did the trick. One stroked and cradled my dick while Girl1 sat on my chest. She motioned for me to suck her clit and I did just as my STD warning signals exploded in my head. Idiot!

I came after a bit of effort, it was a mess of limbs, having a threesome massage was pretty awesome and the best part is they cover your limp dick and massage you afterwards, I was so super relaxed after. Then a shower, slipped Girl 1 her 1000 thb and back to the hotel I go.

Not a bad night, though would have loved to fuck a sweet young lady. Now I'm wondering whether to get tested.

[Slash787]

I have read the past 10 pages and they have been very helpful and informative, so thanks for posting your experiences. I am planning to visit Phuket in August and I will be staying in Patong, I don't drink alcohol and I honestly don't like bars, so the best thing for me would be Katherine's, I had gone to BBK last year and I enjoyed Bamboo and Tulip massage places. I did try a Uzbek / Russian FL in BBK but had a bad experience, so I won't try that in Phuket.

Can any one recommend me something similar or good as Katherines, there is a Nuru massage place on Nanai road in Patong, has anyone tried that? I did a little research on how to go from Patong to Phuket town, one has to take a bus which costs 30 bht, but take the bus from where in Patong? And where does it drops in Phuket Town and how do I go to Katherine's from there?

Another thing I wanted to ask that what are the chances to get a westerner tourist from Europe or Australia, I heard some of them look for FL guys and there is some place north of Bangla road? I know my chances are less cause I am brown and I know we don't have a good reputation and well I don't even drink, but well I would be interested in a White girl, not being racist, I love Thai girls, but I want to try something new also.